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[poekiidokidoki]

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[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

Title: Here Comes The Sun

Pairing: Miles Kane/Alex Turner

Summary: Miles doesn’t ever question it. Until he does.

Tags: Slow burn, pining, friends to lovers, first time, denial, UST

so i finally posted my first milex fic - if you like slow burn, pining and friends to lovers, then this one is definitely for you! (if you have a moment, feedback makes my whole day <3)

[littlefankingdom]

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you some propaganda

Lads of all genders present on Earth and beyond,

In the year zero, also commonly called 2010, the animated movie Megamind hit the theaters, and too many of you (but not me as I had good taste even as a child) made the poor choice to prefer its competitor, Despicable Me, damning us all for years of suffering under the yellows creatures' reign of terrors. Now, you are being offered a chance to fix that mistake, by voting for Megamind and his allies in the mad scientist showdown.

You see, disrespecting Megamind is inexcusable, as he is not an icon, but THE icon, an example to follow on your mad scientist journey. Talking about my own experience would be a waste, as I wrote this propaganda's piece so it's pretty evident, but I have examples. In Megamind: The Button Of Doom (2011), he sells his inventions to people, even children, giving them weapons to use against their own parents. In Sonic 2 (2022), Eggman has an outfit named REDMAMBA.INK, clearly inspired by Megamind's Black Mamba outfit. From children to other mad scientists, this alien influences and motivates all. Donatello himself was born in 2005 and could have grow up looking up at this genius and his art of presentation, you just don't know.

Megamind had been inspiring all of us for the last 13 years, and he's still at the top after everything that went down, showing how incredible he really is. But, and I am deeply saddened to say this, Donatello is one Donatello, one iteration between others, he's already gone and replaced in his franchise. Megamind's legacy was there before and will survive his.

In this, I haven't talked about Megamind's companions, Doofenshmirtz and Princess Bubblegum, and this is because I know little about them. But I have heard of them, and if they are standing beside this blue genius, than it's more reason for them to win.

So, repent yourself, vote for Megamind and his friends at @mad-scientist-showdown, or face an eternity surrounded by minions for the sin you committed.

And go vote for Donnie at @autismswagsummit because, as much as I would protect Mob and Papyrus with my life, they do not have swag like our purple boy has.

[sophiethewitch1]

once again writing something im not entirely sure people will enjoy. i play dark content as a joke probably a bit too much lmfao. and even then I'm still not going to write noncon?? because i don't know??? my vibes are off???

[whump-captain]

Double drabble time!

Words: 200 | OC: Felix Lawrence (has a tag now!)

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CN: (temporarily) immortal whumpee, slit throat, magical healing (mentioned), hair grabbing, threats

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The razor was so sharp Felix felt it as a line of cold on his throat. A gloved hand laced through his hair and as his head was pulled back, he tried and failed to force down a whimper. 

"I wish I could threaten you with death," the Figure said in a voice like hot amber. "Does pain not scare you anymore?" 

Felix was shaking too much to speak. That was answer enough.

The razor dragged and the skin split like silk. Felix's voice drowned in the gurgle of blood. His legs gave out but the grip held him upright.

The Figure let him bleed. The glinting blade tilted and the flesh parted further. Felix sobbed, but soundlessly. His voicebox was in two pieces. 

He crumpled into the wet crimson. The Figure wiped the razor on a handkerchief, then shoved the fabric into the wound just as it began to knit itself closed. Tears trickled down Felix's face, stung sharp in his gasping mouth. 

The Figure stood and watched him writhe, listened to the breaths suffocated halfway. Felix's skin couldn't heal. His heart wasn't allowed to stop. In perpetual drowning, he wished at least for madness to bring him relief. 

[dyrewrites]

The translators I've found tell me "corny" is not a word in French.

It is "nerdy" or "banal" instead.

That can't be right, but I'll take it.

Mostly because Lucient calling Ludovico a "nerdy beast" amuses the living hell out of me.

[twistedroseytoesy]

Octavanelle monster AU

Here's my favorite an In-depth rambling about the Octavanelle monster boys!

this one is very long cause they each have 2 forms and also I love water creatures and this group is my favorite so I'm rambling alot.

First is Azul. The poor fake confident swindler. With how many limbs he had in his mer form he gained an extra 2 arms in his regular form. Also merfolk keep a majority of their mer attributes, just get legs when allowed on land. If a mer had a tail they get webbed feet and fins along the sides of their legs. So they can still swim amazingly.

Description: azul looks mostly like his normal self because he wears so many layers and covers so much skin. But of course the few parts left out are very different. His skin is a lilac purple with some black markings similar to his octo form. Under his gloves are small suction cups that add to his grip strength. He can also technically taste through these as well. He invested in many types of gloves so he wouldn’t be too distracted. His skin feels a bit slimy but super smooth. His face stays the same as his octo form. The biggest change other than looking mostly like his octo form is the extra set of arms, just below his normal arms is a second set of arms that are far more flexible than possible. Able to bend them backwards and use them backwards easily. Able to do twice as much as the average person, he excelled in a lot, and his second arms are far stronger than his normal ones too.

in his overblot form, he still reverts back to his cecilian self, but he still has his extra set of arms. Making have an extra set of limbs he other wise wouldn’t. Using them to wrap around himself and lash out when the others got too close to him. They disappeared once his overblot was done.

Fun fact: azul is IMPOSIBLY flexible in the monster AU he doesn’t really have bones in his human form, more just cartilage. So he can so insane poses that would have most gymnasts jealous.

and of course, there's Floyd and jade. since they are twins I'm just going got describe them at the same time. Also all mer folk have specially tailored clothes due to them having extra or odd additional appendages in their land forms.

Description: jad and floyd look a lot like their eel forms just with legs. Most of them is covered with the suit of octavinelle but they’re what little skin you can see is a teal color. They have claws at the tips of their fingers and webbing between their fingers as well. Their skin is slimy and strong. Their ear fins adorn their heads and if they open their mouths you can see a second set of jaws at the back of their mouth, highlighting the opening to their throat. This pharyngeal jaw can launch forward into their mouth to grab food and drag it into their throat like a normal eel. One heck of a scary party trick though. The twins also have spiked fins on their forearms, having to have that tailored to their suits. They also have a small fin like line along the sides of their legs.

fun fact for floyd: ha used his pharyngeal jaw to snatch people’s food before and they are usually too freaked out by his second set of teeth’s reach to do much. Also has bitten many people with both sets of teeth.

fun fact for jade: likes earmuffs when hiking since his ear fins are rather sensitive to the wind and weather as he goes.

[byanyan]

we're down to 9 drafts left that're from before february, plus 5 which are from the last week. progress has slowed over the last couple days (for various reasons) but hoo boy, we're still working our way toward being caught up and only!! getting!!! closer!!!!!

[yumichikah]

There's a sudden moment where he thinks he heard something familiar from somewhere nearby.

[i3utterflyeffect]

anyway feel free to send asks while im writing but it may take me a while to respond

[thornilee013]

Hi happy Wednesday! I’m sorry last week’s ask was kind of short, I’ve not been having the best week to be completely honest. I hope that your holiday was wonderful! I look forward to your WIP Wednesday every week and I hope that it’s a fun way for you to write 🤍🤍🤍

I’m not sure if you’ve started your move yet, but I hope that it goes well when you do! Remember to pack glass items with towels to pad them and you can buy cheap, brand new socks to stuff into glass cups so that they’re supported internally as well. Your socks can also go in the toes of shoes that you don’t want to get crushed in a move. Hats and scarves also do a great job of cushioning fragile items. If it’s going to be warm when you move, you can wrap candles and put them in freezer bags or coolers to keep them from melting. Sorry for the unasked for advice, hopefully it’s helpful and not annoying!🤍

Could I get some baby Jean when you have the time? Thank you🤍🤍🤍

prev | Baby Jean | WW 27.12.2023

Another part of watching the fish that Jean hadn't appreciated when he'd visited the aquarium before was watching all the different ways that they breathed. Can it even be considered breathing if they aren't above water? Jean pondered to himself, watching as the gills of one of the fish closer to him expanded and deflated like a blacksmith's bellows.

But as he watched, he spotted a glimpse of his reflection in the glass. Nothing about his face was remarkable, in his opinion. His short black hair that was normally combed back and away from his face threatened to fall into his grey eyes, especially after the long car ride had gotten rid of any styling he'd done that morning. Aside from that, he had a scattering of freckles and a nose that was already starting to resemble his father's.

MASTERPOST

[sharisquatch]

Ok, but silly and very self indulgent fake dating AU for Davey and Angel. Instead of accusing them of stalking him, they run into each other in a coffee shop/bar and chaos incarnate Angel latches on to this huge intimidating dude and drags him over to the group they're with and introduces him as their boyfriend. David, completely out of his depth, goes along with it for the time being, partially to not make a big scene, partially out of morbid curiosity about this wild creature who's glombed into him. Angel somehow manages to talk him into continuing the ruse, shenanigans ensue. Maybe they have to go to a wedding at some point, they definitely end up in 'there's only one bed' situations

[hanaasbananas]

@theladyfae FINALLY watched Pathaan so I spent two days making this specifically to commemorate us both losing it over the theme song and agreeing that chat WOULD sing this <3

[starrierknight]

i hate when ppl categorize suguru as this rough degrading mean dominant bad boy type even sfw fics just cuz he smokes and has piercings cuz i always felt it’s a huge mis-characterization of him like sure he can be sarcastic and annoying but like i never felt like it would reach that extent imo idk even when they got older and he became a villain or whatever (he has never done anything wrong in his entire life) i never got that vibe from him and i feel like those ppl are reaching idk but that’s my personal opinion ofc (obv ppl and characters can have layers to themselves as humans are really complex etc. but again i never felt that that’s one of suguru’s traits) but yeah anyways i love him very much and i’m gonna eat him

what do u think abt that reece ?

-🩰

noooooooooo because pop off, honestly. my main issue is the lack of justification, because to completely switch up a character's personality who is renowned for being soft spoken, kind, and empathetic to something completely other.... without actually walking through the reasons as to why that would be??? is just so???? it's done in such poor taste???

like, don't get me wrong - I love a good AU just as much as the next person - but you, as a writer, need to provide some kind of story as to why a character's canon personality/traits would be so vastly different. for example: if the justification for Suguru smoking and having piercings and being this "mean dominant bad boy" is simply because it's a Biker AU... and the justification is, "Oh, well, he's a biker in this AU, and bikers do XYZ", then that's just stereotyping and lazy writing.

now, I don't wanna flame absolutely every single sub!reader writer out there because I think that would be unwise + inaccurate. that being said, from my own observations and encounters, it does seem to be a common pitfall that many sub!reader writers fall into. dare I call it the Wattpad-ification of characters LMAOOOOO. at some point, a line needs to be drawn + acknowledged between headcanons/interpretations and canon.

if all your headcanons/AUs directly contradict what is shown to be true/justified in canon, then what you have done is.... make an OC who looks a lot like your favourite character, lol. and there's nothing wrong about making an OC!!!! just call a spade a spade, that's all. because an awful lot of the time, you're dealing with an OC rather than a well thought out, justified "mean dominant bad boy" Suguru.

[eurydicees]

writing is simultaneously constantly doing mental gymnastics and as natural as riding a bike for the first time in awhile. like, you need to be constantly writing in order to exercise the skill and improve and get more confident in it. if you take a break for too long, it can feel like you've forgotten how to do it and the muscle memory is gone--like gymnastics, you've "lost" the skill/routine. but similarly to riding a bike, it comes back to you. it always comes back to you. it might feel a little scary at first and you might be a little rusty, maybe you have to do some extra stretches beforehand and wear kneepads to feel secure, but it will come back to you.