#thou shall not lie — jojo siwa

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jojo siwa making karma has to be one of the best moments of 2024

not because the song is good, it’s absolute ass, boomerang was way better, but because of how random the mv is and the fact that she’s been promoting it for so many days and everyone has been making fun of her. and don’t get me started on how many JESUS edits i’ve seen with that song

and also what kind of shakespeare spirit possessed her to write thou shall not lie thou shall not cheat thou shall not get caught

[greghatecrimes]

a) "grand theft auto-psy" – probably house

b) you know for a fucking fact house would blast jojo siwa's karma through the whole hospital floor

c) house would begin praying and turn to a religion if cuddy got anything as short as a pixie cut, like most women do once they hit 50

d) imagine thirteen braiding chase's hair. imagine foreman being jealous of both of them (chase because he has hair

e) KARMA'S A BITCH. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER. IF I HAD A WISH I WOULD HAVE NEVER EFFED AROUND-

f) every time lucas looked at an ass (that's not cuddy's), house would tell him 'thou shall not lie, thou shall not che-eat' in jennifer coolidge's voice

- vine anon

I think my favorite of all of these is Foreman being jealous of Chase having hair/Thirteen braiding Chase's hair. But oh my god, the Jennifer Coolidge voice is killing me

[adreamofbutterflies]

thou shall not die??? omg like jojo siwas karma???

I was a bad girl, I did some bad things

I swear I did it all for fun and it meant nothing

It never happened, it was a secret

Like when a tree falls in the forest, no one hears it

Another late night, another crazy mood

And I didn't think twice what it would do to you

I was a wild child, you always knew it

It was a matter of time before I blew it

Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat

Thou shall not get caught or you'll end up just like me, oh

Karma's a bitch, I should've known better

If I had a wish, I would've never effed around

When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist

Karma's a bitch

And she's with you right now

She is a good girl, I think she's boring (boring)

Believe me, twenty minutes later, you'll be snoring

But it still kills me that you hooked up with her (up with her)

And now the universe is giving me what I deserve (I deserve)

Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat (oh, whoa)

I'll write it down a thousand times and hope it sets me free, oh

Karma's a bitch, I should've known better

If I had a wish, I would've never effed around

When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist (karma)

Karma's a bitch (oh, whoa)

And she's with you right now

karma's a bitch

(Whoa, oh, oh, oh-oh) karma's a bitch

Better be good 'cause what goes around, comes around

Karma's a bitch

And she's with you right now

And when I lay me down to sleep, it's not your body next to me

This lonely room feels so empty, just me and my regrets

And cold blue eyes look back at me, the mirror has no sympathy

My guilts become a symphony that won't let me forget, oh

Karma's a bitch, I should've known better

If I had a wish, I would've never effed around (oh, whoa)

When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist (karma)

Karma's a bitch (karma)

And she's with you right now

Karma's a bitch

Karma's a bitch

Better be good 'cause what goes around, comes around

Karma's a bitch (karma)

And she's with you right now

Not again... This is a sign to put down my phone

[avatar-of-pride]

Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat, thou shall not get caught

Is jojo siwa

Jojo siwa said these things

-🕷️

Thou shall not steal is from the Bible though, isn't it? I don't know. I stopped memorizing that thing when I fell

[diyngdiet]

Thou shall no lie, thou shall not cheat, thou shall not get caught or you'll end up just like me

Karma's a b1tch😥⚰️🌹-Jojo siwa

(Please laugh I think of myself as a comic genius right now)

[samwilson-official]

I was a bad girl, I did some bad things

I swear I did it all for fun and it meant nothing

It never happened, it was a secret

Like when a tree falls in the forest, no one hears it

Another late night, another crazy mood

And I didn't think twice what it would do to you

I was a wild child, you always knew it

It was a matter of time before I blew it

And thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat

Thou shall not get caught, or you'll end up just like me, oh

Karma's a bitch, I should've known better

If I had a wish, I would've never messed around

When I saw the pics of you with her, I felt the knife twist

Karma's a bitch, and she's with you right now

karma's a bitch

(Whoa, oh) ka-ka-karma's a bitch

Better be good, 'cause what goes around comes around

Karma's a bitch, and she's with you right now

She is a good girl, I think she's boring

Believe me, 20 minutes late, you'll be snoring

But it still kills me that you hooked up with her

And now the universe is giving me what I deserve, oh

Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat

I'll write it down a thousand times and hope it sets me free, oh

Karma's a bitch, I should've known better

If I had a wish, I would've never messed around

When I saw the pics of you with her, I felt the knife twist

Karma's a bitch, and she's with you right now

karma's a bitch

(Whoa, oh) ka-ka-karma's a bitch

Better be good, 'cause what goes around comes around

Karma's a bitch, and, God, I'm paying for it now

And when I lay me down to sleep, it's not your body next to me

This lonely room feels so empty, just me and my regrets

And cold blue eyes look back at me, the mirror has your sympathy

My guilt's become my symphony that won't let me forget, oh

Karma's a bitch, I should've known better

If I had a wish, I would've never messed around

When I saw the pics of you with her, I felt the knife twist

Karma's a bitch, and she's with you right now

karma's a bitch

(Whoa, oh) ka-ka-karma's a bitch

Better be good, 'cause what goes around comes around

Karma's a bitch, and, God, I'm paying for it now

Karma's a bitch (whoa, oh), I should've known better (karma's a bitch)

If I had a wish, I would've never messed around

When I saw the pics of you with her, I felt the knife twist

Karma's a bitch, and she's with you right now

Did you just put all of the words to a song by Jojo Siwa in my ask box? Why?

[wonryllis]

I was a bad girl, I did some bad things

I swear I did it all for fun and it meant nothing

It never happened, it was a secret

Like when a tree falls in the forest, no one hears it

Another late night, another crazy mood

And I didn't think twice what it would do to you

I was a wild child, you always knew it

It was a matter of time before I blew it

Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat

Thou shall not get caught or you'll end up just like me, oh

Karma's a bitch, I should've known better

If I had a wish, I would've never effed around

When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist

Karma's a bitch

And she's with you right now

She is a good girl, I think she's boring (boring)

Believe me, twenty minutes later, you'll be snoring

But it still kills me that you hooked up with her (up with her)

And now the universe is giving me what I deserve (I deserve)

Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat (oh, whoa)

I'll write it down a thousand times and hope it sets me free, oh

Karma's a bitch, I should've known better

If I had a wish, I would've never effed around

When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist (karma)

Karma's a bitch (oh, whoa)

And she's with you right now

karma's a bitch

(Whoa, oh, oh, oh-oh) karma's a bitch

Better be good 'cause what goes around, comes around

Karma's a bitch

And she's with you right now

And when I lay me down to sleep, it's not your body next to me

This lonely room feels so empty, just me and my regrets

And cold blue eyes look back at me, the mirror has no sympathy

My guilts become a symphony that won't let me forget, oh

Karma's a bitch, I should've known better

If I had a wish, I would've never effed around (oh, whoa)

When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist (karma)

Karma's a bitch (karma)

And she's with you right now

Karma's a bitch

Karma's a bitch

Better be good 'cause what goes around, comes around

Karma's a bitch (karma)

And she's with you right now

- some crazy ass person whose name (i have two names) starts with L

JOJO SIWA .. luna is this you? i think you're the only person i know with a name that starts with L O-o

[minhosimthings]

I was a bad girl, I did some bad things I swear I did it all for fun and it meant nothing It never happened, it was a secret Like when a tree falls in the forest, no one hears it Another late night, another crazy mood And I didn't think twice what it would do to you I was a wild child, you always knew it It was a matter of time before I blew it

Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat Thou shall not get caught or you'll end up just like me, oh

Karma's a bitch, I should've known better If I had a wish, I would've never effed around When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist Karma's a bitch And she's with you right now

She is a good girl, I think she's boring (boring) Believe me, twenty minutes later, you'll be snoring But it still kills me that you hooked up with her (up with her) And now the universe is giving me what I deserve (I deserve)

Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat (oh, whoa) I'll write it down a thousand times and hope it sets me free, oh

Karma's a bitch, I should've known better If I had a wish, I would've never effed around When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist (karma) Karma's a bitch (oh, whoa) And she's with you right now

karma's a bitch (Whoa, oh, oh, oh-oh) karma's a bitch Better be good 'cause what goes around, comes around Karma's a bitch And she's with you right now

And when I lay me down to sleep, it's not your body next to me This lonely room feels so empty, just me and my regrets And cold blue eyes look back at me, the mirror has no sympathy My guilts become a symphony that won't let me forget, oh

Karma's a bitch, I should've known better If I had a wish, I would've never effed around (oh, whoa) When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist (karma) Karma's a bitch (karma) And she's with you right now

Karma's a bitch Karma's a bitch Better be good 'cause what goes around, comes around Karma's a bitch (karma) And she's with you right now

jojo siwa is going feral rn wtaf. just listened to it today and already regret it

The way my stomach hurt from laughing at this for the past five minutes BELLA ARE YOU ALRIGHT OMG

Bruh I'd seriously rather listen to JYP than Jojo like bro the dance got me dying on the floor out of laughter

[shovson]

🍓forcing you to say nice things to me after being forced to listening to “Karmas a bitch and she’s with you right now” and being constantly slandered for rightfully disliking peanut butter and hating recess

💗 (I choose to believe you aren’t actually going to make a Jojo Siwa karma edit )

[Pre-Chorus] Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat (Oh, woah) I'll write it down a thousand times and hope it sets me free, oh

[Chorus] Karma's a bitch, I should've known better If I had a wish, I would've never effed around When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist (Karma) Karma's a bitch (Oh, woah), and she's with you right now

[Post-Chorus] (Woah, oh, oh, oh-oh) Karma's a bitch (Woah, oh, oh, oh-oh) Karma's a bitch Better be good, 'cause what goes around, comes around Karma's a bitch, and she's with you right now

I LOVE TALKING ABOUT THIS SPORT WITH YOU! YOUR KNOWLEDGE IS AMAZING AND YOU ALWAYS HAVE THE RIGHT TAKES. YOU'RE EXTREMELY FUNNY TOO.

mutuals send me a 🍓 and ill compliment u!

[deligfunstuffdah3]

"Thou shall not lie 🎶🎶 Thou shall not cheat 🎶🎶"

Sometimes I'm questioning who are Jojo Siwas target audience for this 💀💀💀 (but why do I unironically liking it the more I listen to that part only 💀💀)

[catreginae]

I can't hear your fic "thou shall not fall" without immediately thinking of karma by JoJo siwa and then I just internally think of vampire wars singing "thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat" while on an island in black like in the music video so thank you for that🙏

[hurricanepd]

An anarchist is someone who puts the lyrics of karma jojo siwa in other peoples in boxes

Example A:

I was a bad girl, I did some bad things

I swear I did it all for fun and it meant nothing

It never happened, it was a secret

Like when a tree falls in the forest, no one hears it

Another late night, another crazy mood

And I didn't think twice what it would do to you

I was a wild child, you always knew it

It was a matter of time before I blew it

Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat

Thou shall not get caught or you'll end up just like me, oh

Karma's a bitch, I should've known better

If I had a wish, I would've never effed around

When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist

Karma's a bitch

And she's with you right now

She is a good girl, I think she's boring (boring)

Believe me, twenty minutes later, you'll be snoring

But it still kills me that you hooked up with her (up with her)

And now the universe is giving me what I deserve (I deserve)

Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat (oh, whoa)

I'll write it down a thousand times and hope it sets me free, oh

Karma's a bitch, I should've known better

If I had a wish, I would've never effed around

When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist (karma)

Karma's a bitch (oh, whoa)

And she's with you right now

karma's a bitch

(Whoa, oh, oh, oh-oh) karma's a bitch

Better be good 'cause what goes around, comes around

Karma's a bitch

And she's with you right now

And when I lay me down to sleep, it's not your body next to me

This lonely room feels so empty, just me and my regrets

And cold blue eyes look back at me, the mirror has no sympathy

My guilts become a symphony that won't let me forget, oh

Karma's a bitch, I should've known better

If I had a wish, I would've never effed around (oh, whoa)

When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist (karma)

Karma's a bitch (karma)

And she's with you right now

Karma's a bitch

Karma's a bitch

Better be good 'cause what goes around, comes around

Karma's a bitch (karma)

And she's with you right now

good god

[alcoholfreenayeon]

I WAS A BAD GIRL, I DID SOME BAD THINGS

I SWEAR I DID IT ALL FOR FUN AND IT MEANT NOTHING

IT NEVER HAPPENED, IT WAS A SECRET

LIKE WHEN A TREE FALLS IN THE FOREST, NO ONE HEARS IT

ANOTHER LATE NIGHT, ANOTHER CRAZY MOOD

AND I DIDN'T THINK TWICE WHAT IT WOULD DO TO YOU

I WAS A WILD CHILD, YOU ALWAYS KNEW IT

IT WAS A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE I BLEW IT

THOU SHALL NOT LIE, THOU SHALL NOT CHEAT

THOU SHALL NOT GET CAUGHT OR YOU'LL END UP JUST LIKE ME, OH

KARMA'S A BITCH, I SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER

IF I HAD A WISH, I WOULD'VE NEVER EFFED AROUND

WHEN I SAW THE PICS OF YOU AND HER, I FELT THE KNIFE TWIST

KARMA'S A BITCH

AND SHE'S WITH YOU RIGHT NOW

SHE IS A GOOD GIRL, I THINK SHE'S BORING (BORING)

BELIEVE ME, TWENTY MINUTES LATER, YOU'LL BE SNORING

BUT IT STILL KILLS ME THAT YOU HOOKED UP WITH HER (UP WITH HER)

AND NOW THE UNIVERSE IS GIVING ME WHAT I DESERVE (I DESERVE)

THOU SHALL NOT LIE, THOU SHALL NOT CHEAT (OH, WHOA)

I'LL WRITE IT DOWN A THOUSAND TIMES AND HOPE IT SETS ME FREE, OH

KARMA'S A BITCH, I SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER

IF I HAD A WISH, I WOULD'VE NEVER EFFED AROUND

WHEN I SAW THE PICS OF YOU AND HER, I FELT THE KNIFE TWIST (KARMA)

KARMA'S A BITCH (OH, WHOA)

AND SHE'S WITH YOU RIGHT NOW

KARMA'S A BITCH

(WHOA, OH, OH, OH-OH) KARMA'S A BITCH

BETTER BE GOOD 'CAUSE WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND

KARMA'S A BITCH

AND SHE'S WITH YOU RIGHT NOW

AND WHEN I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP, IT'S NOT YOUR BODY NEXT TO ME

THIS LONELY ROOM FEELS SO EMPTY, JUST ME AND MY REGRETS

AND COLD BLUE EYES LOOK BACK AT ME, THE MIRROR HAS NO SYMPATHY

MY GUILTS BECOME A SYMPHONY THAT WON'T LET ME FORGET, OH

KARMA'S A BITCH, I SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER

IF I HAD A WISH, I WOULD'VE NEVER EFFED AROUND (OH, WHOA)

WHEN I SAW THE PICS OF YOU AND HER, I FELT THE KNIFE TWIST (KARMA)

KARMA'S A BITCH (KARMA)

AND SHE'S WITH YOU RIGHT NOW

KARMA'S A BITCH

KARMA'S A BITCH

BETTER BE GOOD 'CAUSE WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND

KARMA'S A BITCH (KARMA)

AND SHE'S WITH YOU RIGHT NOW

This better not be Jojo Siwa….

[snacksizedshortstack]

🎶 I was a bad girl, I did some bad things

I swear I did it all for fun and it meant nothing

It never happened, it was a secret

Like when a tree falls in the forest, no one hears it

Another late night, another crazy mood

And I didn't think twice what it would do to you

I was a wild child, you always knew it

It was a matter of time before I blew it

Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat

Thou shall not get caught or you'll end up just like me, oh

Karma's a bitch, I should've known better

If I had a wish, I would've never effed around

When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist

Karma's a bitch, and she's with you right now🎶

[jumpingjellyfishtime]

my friends are coming over today we gonna watch saw, mlp, and listen to jojo siwas new song

thou shall not lie thou shall not cheat thou shall not get caught or I'll end up just like me karmas a bitch! i should have known better!!!