#tiny!skeppy

[cyncerity]

Finally! The Store Shifter AU dad story!!

Holy shit this took so long, i’m still not fully satisfied with the ending but this story has been like genuinely over 5 months in the making so i’m leaving it as is. also this will need a part 2 so expect that hopefully in a shorter period of time than this one took!

guys this thing is like almost 5k words lol

tw vore: don’t like it don’t read it

“Bad, are you sure this is the best idea?” “Yes I’m sure, now be quiet, we’re almost there.”

Skeppy huffed, blowing a few loose strands of hair out of his face. Bad always got like this when they went on retrieval missions. The kind and funny (if not somewhat naïve) man he married buried beneath a stoic, focused outer shell. He couldn’t blame him, though. Humans were horrifying to be around, and if Bad felt like he needed to turn off everything to get them all out of there safely, so be it. Usually it was just the two of them, Skeppy and Bad against the world as it always seemed to be, but Sam was with them today. He’d been pretty silent through their walk, but Skeppy could sense the unease practically radiating off him. Sam was a builder, after all; he almost never went near humans. But, according to him, some homes in their colony had been damaged by storms and needed repair work that would be significantly easier with human tools.

So, here they were. Bad, Skeppy, and Sam, headed towards a human market. Skeppy had been fully opposed, but the hunt and crops had been poor at the colony, and their supplies likely wouldn’t be regrown until a few months from now if they were lucky. Bad suggested the human’s market, where he’d heard other borrowers say they’d seen humans come in with nothing and leave with bags full of god knows what. He was confident they’d be able to find the necessary rations there, and even if he was scared, he wouldn’t let Bad go to some human infested place without him. Then Sam had joined them and off they’d gone, promising the rest of the colony to be back in a day or two.

As they neared the market, Skeppy could see Bad tense. Anyone else wouldn’t have noticed the slight crease of his brows, the minute shaking of his hands. That’s part of what made him a great leader for their colony; he was able to stay calm and collected no matter what. But having known him for so long, Skeppy could read him like an open book. He was scared. Sam, meanwhile, wasn’t even trying to hide it. He was quaking, clearly terrified of going into a space filled with creatures he knows could and likely would kill him if given the chance. Skeppy, honestly, was equally terrified. They almost never ventured this far into human society, and certainly never into human inhabited spaces. But, all for the good of the colony.

They approached the building and saw humans leaving the store, making Skeppy’s stomach turn in fear. He was sure that his fear was just as noticeable as Sam’s was, and he wasn’t sure how Bad was managing to keep his cool while him and Sam were panicking right next to him. But somehow, Bad pressed them forward, and they had little choice but to follow. They’d already made it this far, and like hell Skeppy was gonna back down and leave Bad to do this alone now.

They managed to get in the door right behind a human before scurrying back to the shadows for safety the second they entered the building, and holy shit was it bigger than he’d thought it was. There were dozens and dozens of rows one hundred times bigger than any one of them, even if they were small compared to the trees of the forest. “We’ll have to search from above,” Bad whispered quietly, breaking the unspoken vow of silence that the three had been following since nearing the shop. “Skeppy, lend me a rope. We can hoist each other up on each level.”

So, that they did. One of them would climb, then throw a rope for the other two to climb to meet them, only occasionally having to hide behind whatever human product was nearest to avoid being spotted. Thank god there weren’t as many humans in the place as he’d initially thought there would be. After a while, the three had made it to the top, overlooking pretty much the entire shop. Skeppy took note that most of the food they’d need was farther back in the store, unfortunately, but at least the platforms they stood on were close enough together that they could jump them. He also took note that a good number of humans were leaving, which was great for them, but also meant that night was likely coming soon, so they had to be fast. It wasn’t safe to travel the woods at night. Bad seemed to recognize this, as he gestured for Skeppy and Sam to follow him, leading them towards what they’d need. After a few more minutes of the three heading to the back, almost all the humans were gone except for a few in bright green vests. Skeppy reasoned that they were the ones who operated the place, if they all dressed the same and stayed when no one else did. But he wasn’t worried; what were the odds that the humans would look up to see them?

“Hey, Nick, you wanna head home early? You don’t look so good, I’m sure Dream wouldn’t mind.” Skeppy heard a human say. He knew it’d be best to stay back, but Skeppy was nothing if not stupidly impulsive. He leaned over the edge of the platform they’d been walking on, catching the attention of Bad and Sam too late to stop him. The human who had spoken was wearing a white sweater and gold chain with blonde hair and pale skin. He was talking to another human, “Nick” apparently, who was slumped over some boxes he was putting on a shelf, back turned to where the borrowers were. This one had a dark red hoodie and black beanie pulled over his head that almost matched the shade of his hair. The first human was right, though; if human body language read anything like a borrowers, this guy really wasn’t looking good. Nevertheless, he responded. “Hm? No, no, I’m fine, Punz, really.” He mumbled, barely looking up. The blonde one, “Punz,” didn’t look like he believed it for a second. “Bullshit. C’mere, let me take your temperature.” He said, pulling the other human to face him, and-

No.

No fucking way.

Skeppy could feel that Bad at this point had noticed his absence and had come over to drag him away from the conversation by force, but he shook himself free from his grip, eyes never leaving the scene in front of him. That was him. There’s no way it wasn’t. His hair was different, far different from the hazel brown he remembered, the same shade as his father’s, but it was him. He even had the discoloration around his eyes to prove it, the scar that had nicknamed him “Pandas” all those years ago. He looked older, much older, no longer the teen Skeppy remembered, and more tired. Worn down, even. He really did look sick.

Bad wasn’t letting go, and now Sam was trying to help him. Punz and Nick- no, Sapnap, he was sure of it- were still idly chatting below, Punz trying to convince Sapnap he needed to go and Sapnap insisting he was fine. At another insistent yank from Bad, Skeppy finally snapped, pulling away and grabbing Bad by the front of his hood, dragging his face close. “Bad,” he whispered as quietly as he could with tears threatening to spill from his eyes, “it’s our son.”

He saw Bad’s eyes light up for a moment before fear masked his expression. He looked down at Sapnap, who was now sat alone, staring at the ground. Punz must’ve left at some point without him noticing. Bad sat in stunned silence, and for once Skeppy couldn’t read his expression. An expression he could read, however, was Sam’s. He looked an odd mix of confused and mortified. Skeppy was confused at the odd reaction before it hit him; Sam didn’t know Sapnap was a shifter. “That’s Sapna-mph?!“ “Shh!!” Sam whisper yelled before Skeppy slapped a hand over his mouth. “Ok, i don’t know what he’s doing here but yes, it has to be. He can…do this. I mean, he can look human. But he’s not! It’s…it’s a long story, dude.” “I- He..what?? Bad, you knew about this?” Sam whisper yelled again, quieter. “…Yes.” Bad took a moment to answer, like it pained him to admit out loud that the ‘human’ down there was his own son. “How can…how long has he-“ Sam cut himself off as Sapnap’s head snapped up, revealing that his eyes were almost black with how large his pupils were. He looked out of it entirely. He looked…predatory.

Bad gasped, stumbling back from the edge of the platform he’d been watching from and fell to the ground, clutching his chest, unable to control his ragged breathing. Skeppy and Sam were immediately right there beside him, Sam trying to lead him through breathing exercises as quietly as possible as Skeppy asked him what was wrong. After a few moments, Bad managed to choke out words. “We- we need…to go. We..we need t- to go now.” “Why? What’s going on?” Skeppy asked. Before Bad could give any semblance of an answer, they heard boxes be knocked over. To curious for his own good, Skeppy went to see what it was, and Sam and Bad reluctantly followed.

Sapnap was stood again, back turned to the three as he looked up at one of the shelves near him. And there stood- “Alex?” Skeppy heard Sam whisper, hope full in his voice. Skeppy had almost forgotten that the day Sapnap ran away was the last time Sam had seen his own son. Quackity looked older, too. His hair was longer and he looked more well nourished and muscular than the scrawny, scrappy little boy Skeppy had watched grow up. He also still wore his stupid little bandana and the face covering Karl had made him after he’d got that gash through his mouth. But even with that mask on, Skeppy noticed the confusion and pity in his eyes as he looked at his boyfriend.

“Sapnap?” Quackity asked, but there was no response. He kept looking for a little bit before sighing and looking around. What for, Skeppy didn’t know, but what he did find was them. Skeppy saw Quackity’s eyes go wide as he noticed the three, and he looked horrified. Sam stood and waved, moving to say something before Quackity violently charaded to keep quiet. He then started to shoo them, and Bad immediately took the hint and tried to pull the both of them away, but Skeppy and Sam held their ground. “Why?” Sam said just barely loud enough for Quackity to hear across the aisle, but also loud enough for Sapnap to notice apparently, as he started to turn around towards them. “Just go!!” Quackity screamed, drawing Sapnap’s attention back to himself as his head snapped back. Quackity took a step forward about to yell something else before time froze.

Faster than he could blink, Sapnap had reached up and roughly grabbed Quackity off the shelf, holding him to his face for a short moment before stuffing him in his mouth. He could hear muffled yelling, too distant to make out any words, and could see indents of Quackity pushing against Sapnap’s cheeks trying to fight his way out. Bad was silent, ghastly white and completely unmoving, not even breathing, which left Skeppy to turn his attention away from the scene in front of him to keep Sam quiet. He quickly and forcefully wrapped his arm around his mouth and pulled him back, using his other hand to push Sam’s head into the crook of his elbow to muffle him. Sam was yelling and screaming; clawing, kicking, doing anything just to make Skeppy to let him go, but he endured it. It was all he could do to not think too heavily into what he’d just seen. There was no way Sapnap would…eat him. He’d watched Quackity and Sapnap grow up together. Before Karl came along, it’d really just been the two of them. They were best friends from the start, and early in their teenage years, it turned to something more. Sapnap cared more about Quackity than himself, he knew that for a fact. There had to be something he was missing here, right?

All at once, Sam fell silent. The screaming, kicking, everything stopped. Everything but his crying; Skeppy could feel his sleeve growing wet with tears. Maybe this was a good sign. Maybe Sapnap had spit him out, maybe it was all a prank, a joke, anything. Sapnap was raised by him and Bad, after all. He’d seen his fair share of trolling from his fathers. Sapnap couldn’t do this, he and Bad hadn’t raised a monster. This wasn’t happening. Everything was ok.

As he looked up, the sight ahead of him said otherwise.

Sapnap had his head tilted up, one hand lightly pressed on something- no, someone in his throat, while the other was holding something just outside his mouth; a tail. Quackity’s tail. Quackity was moving under the pressure; squirming, thrashing even, under Sapnap’s skin, yet the expression on his son’s face read nothing but bliss. Skeppy could even swear he saw drool seeping out of the corners of his smile. He couldn’t watch this. He couldn’t stay here and stand to see the boy he had raised, had loved his entire life, kill someone that Skeppy had thought he’d watched him grow to love. But he couldn’t move. He stood frozen, tears welling in his eyes and his body cold from fear with Sam limp and silently sobbing in his arms. Sam, poor Sam, who sat here watching his son be eaten alive not only by his previous future son-in-law, by his own best friends’ son. Bad, who’d been so silent that Skeppy had nearly forgotten he was here, barely seemed to be breathing. His only signs of life were the tears pouring down his face and the violent shaking that wracked his entire frame. He looked so scared Skeppy was surprised he was still standing.

The three of them watched in silent horror as finally, after what felt like hours, Sapnap let go of Quackity’s tail. They watched his form fall farther and farther down Sapnap’s throat little by little until finally his struggles had disappeared beneath his lover’s collar bones, sealing his fate. Sapnap dropped his head and sighed, the blissful, at peace expression he wore making Skeppy sick. He watched Sapnap seemingly subconsciously trace a line down his torso, no doubt following where Quackity was within his body, until he finally placed a palm on his stomach. And if there was any doubt (which at this point could only be chalked up to wishful thinking) as to what fate Quackity had truly met, it had all been dispelled as the three heard horrible, violent gurgling sounds coming from Sapnap’s stomach. Sapnap covered his whole midsection with his arm, face tinged pink in apparent embarrassment as he whipped his head side to side to make sure no one was around. Luckily for the three of them, he still didn’t think to look up. He blinked a few times before looking down at where his arm laid for a few seconds and subsequently sighing, rolling his eyes (which Skeppy belatedly realized were back to normal instead of the horrifying all consuming black). He began rubbing his stomach as a few more gurgles were heard and he pulled a little thin black box from his apron, tapping it a few times before holding it to his ear.

A few seconds of silence later, Sapnap was speaking. “Hey, Dream! Did Punz tell you I was sick? He said he was going off to find you like 10 minutes ago.” More silence. “Yeah, yeah, I’m fine now. I think I just needed something to eat, if you know what I mean.” Skeppy’s heart skipped a beat hearing Sapnap so nonchalantly refer to his own species, to someone he loved, as food. “I’m just gonna go on break now if that’s ok. Could you meet me by the security office? I need you to help me, uh…get rid of something.” Another break. “Ok, sounds good, I’ll meet you then. Bye.” He said, tapping the black box again before slipping it back into a pocket and moving to leave the aisle. At that, Skeppy decided it was far past time to go. He went to grab Bad before realizing that he was fully unconscious, likely having passed out from fear. Sam, on the other hand, lay sobbing. Skeppy could do nothing but try to drag him to away, but ultimately failed. “Sam,” Skeppy whispered, voice cracking through tears and shivering, “We…we have to go.” “I failed.” he responded, not bothering to whisper since Sapnap was gone. “I failed as a father. I couldn’t save him. I- I couldn’t save them. Either of them.” He chocked out, tears pouring harder. Skeppy stood shocked; Sam rarely mentioned his other son anymore. It’d been so, so long since he’s been around that Skeppy (as much as it pained him to admit it to himself) had almost forgotten he existed completely. And didn’t that just make this all the more sad; Sam didn’t deserve to lose another kid. He didn’t deserve to have these old scars ripped back open again. “You couldn’t have known.” Skeppy said, sitting down beside him. “There’s nothing you could’ve done. I…I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry, Sam.”

Skeppy wasn’t sure why he felt the need to apologize, but in some way, this felt like his fault. Sapnap was his son. What had he done wrong? How long had Sapnap been planning to do this? What would Karl say if he saw this? Is Karl even still alive, or did Sapnap get to him first? How were they gonna tell Tina that her younger brother got killed by his fiancé, of all people?

Skeppy was only snapped out of it when a hand rested on his own, and he turned to see Sam looking at him. His tear-stained expression held no anger, no contempt for the man who had raised the person to have just killed his son, just…pity and sadness. Sam didn’t hate him. Sam felt…sorry for him. Sorry that his son had turned out like this after so many years being away from home. Sorry that the boy who they’d both loved growing up was gone, twisted into a psychopath and cannibal. In a way, they’d both lost their kids today. Skeppy couldn’t do anything but break down, clinging to Sam and sobbing as he finally processed everything that he’d seen today. Sam just hugged back tightly, like Skeppy was his only lifeline, and sobbed with him.

“We should get going.” Sam sighed after what felt like hours. “We need to help Bad, and I’m sure the others are wondering why we’re not back yet.” Skeppy, still numb, just nodded and helped sling one of Bad’s unconscious arms over his shoulder while Sam took another. The walk back to where they had come from was silent, neither of them willing to bring up the fact that they hadn’t actually retrieved any supplies and the whole trip was kinda pointless, but were met with a sight that neither had been expecting.

The doors were tied shut with chains. They couldn’t get out.

They were stuck there till morning.

~~~~~

Sapnap sat in the break room fiddling with his phone when he saw Dream come in, twirling a set of keys on his finger. “You said you needed access to the security room?” “‘Bout time.” Sapnap responded sarcastically, standing up off the beanbag chair with a hand over his stomach to keep the extra weight in his gut from swaying as he moved. Seriously, no matter how many times or how often he’d done this, he was never going to get used to it, was he? “Sorry I needed to lock up the store, asshole.” Dream replied, leading him out of the room to the security office down the hall. “Ranboo is staying at my place tonight so Tom and Tubbo aren’t alone, so I had to lock up from inside today cause someone invited me to stay the night to work on parkour stuff.” “Don’t pin this on me, I’m being nice to you for once.” Sapnap replied, lightly elbowing Dream as he tried to unlock the door and messing him up. Dream flipped him off without even moving his vision away from the lock before getting back to work. “Are you at the security office yet?” Quackity asked, startling Sapnap which in turn startled Dream, who gave him an odd look. Sapnap just pointed to his stomach and Dream rolled his eyes and went back to work on the lock.

“Yeah, we are. Holy shit, dude, you scared the fuck outta me, I thought you were asleep. You haven’t said anything like this entire time.” “I couldn’t fall asleep. Something…something happened, man.” “…Well that doesn’t sound ominous at all. What kinda something? Something bad?? Are you ok, did I do something?” “I’m fine!” Quackity quickly responded, picking up on his fiancé’s nervous tone. “It’s just…well I don’t know yet. You’ll be able to see for yourself on the video camera. I don’t want to freak you out if it’s nothing.” Sapnap went to ask what that meant before Dream finally managed to open the door with a little cheer of celebration. He ushered Sapnap in as he started to log into the camera’s system.

“Ok, so can you tell me what happened?” Dream questioned. “It’s been a while since I did the instinct thing, so I guess I looked kinda sickly, so Punz ran to get you. After that I started to feel nauseous and sat down and passed out. When I woke up again, Quackity was in here and I felt a lot better. I think my instincts just fully took over so I wasn’t conscious, like, at all. I figured I would see what exactly happened and then delete the footage so no one else could see me lose it.” Dream nodded. “Yeah, I figured that’s what you meant by ‘needed something to eat.’ Kinda also figured that instincts had something to do with why Punz said you looked sick, so I asked Quackity to go and look for you.” Sapnap vaguely heard Quackity confirm what Dream had said. “Oh, thanks dude.” “No problem. Now, where and when was this again?”

Sapnap gave a few more specifications on what had happened, and at this point he could feel Quackity nervously pacing in his gut, which felt…weird, to say the least. “Quackity, dude, are you ok? You never move this much in there, it’s kinda freaking me out. And it feels weird.” “Sorry.” He heard as he felt Quackity drop back down to sit, almost immediately starting to tap his foot. “You’re nervous about something.” “No I’m-“ “You’re sitting with your eye sockets pressed into your knees while tapping your foot. I’ve known you my entire life, I don’t need to be able to see you to know what you’re doing. You only do that when you’re really anxious, what’s up?” “Like I said, you’ll see on the video.” Sapnap was about to respond again, but was agin cut off by Dream. “Found it! Oh shit, yeah, you look really out of it, I’m surprised you made it as long as y- what the fuck is that??” That bit caught Sapnap’s attention. He moved closer to the tv and noticed what Dream was questioning: on the grainy monitor, there were 3 small silhouettes on top of an aisle in front of Sapnap. “Are those…borrowers?” Dream asked, looking over to Sapnap. “They have to be. What the hell are more borrowers doing in the store? Q, is this what you were worried about?” “…Mostly.” Quackity responded, and Sapnap nodded to Dream so he could follow along. “…fast forward, see if you can tell when they leave.” Sapnap relayed the request to Dream, who did as he asked.

“Oh no…” Sapnap whispered. “What?” Dream asked, but Quackity was apparently more than aware of the issue. “They didn’t listen, did they? They didn’t go when I told them too?” “No, no they didn’t…” Sapnap whispered again, in shock. He felt Quackity stand and start to pace again, but this time couldn’t care to correct it. “What? Who didn’t what?” Dream asked. “The borrowers on the aisle. Quackity was signaling for them to leave so they wouldn’t see me do..that, but they didn’t. They’re seeing everything.” Sapnap gestured back up to the screen, where at this point he could see Quackity entering his throat and the borrowers backing up, one even kicking and fighting another to do something. “Well…thats not good, but it can’t be that bad, right? I mean, what are the odds you’ll ever see them again? I mean, sure they can tell a colony about a human that ate a borrower, but you guys have always kinda been under the impression we did that anyway, right? At the absolute worst, they’ll have another horror story to get kids to bed on time.” “Dream, I just traumatized 3 random borrowers for life.” “I was under the impression you were all just kinda traumatized from shit in general, is this really that much worse?” “Sapnap, tell him to shut up.” Quackity interrupted. Sapnap obliged by smacking a hand over Dream’s mouth and putting a finger over his own lips. “…I need you to let me out.” Sapnap looked confused for a moment. Quackity had only been in there for a few hours; normally when this happened he would just stay the night since it was more of a hassle to get dry and clean just to put on pjs. Something was wrong, still, Sapnap would never hold the man he loved against his will.

Sapnap quickly brought him up, placing a hand under his mouth as Quackity climbed out. Quackity’s head snapped immediately to the security footage. At this point, Sapnap could see himself finally swallow Quackity down, and the 3 borrowers react accordingly with varying levels or fear and distress. One of them even went unconscious. Quackity watched with a look of worry that made Sapnap anxious; in all the years he’d known Quackity, he’d never seen him like this. Why was he this worried? He barely registered that in the video he had regained control, only focused on what could have caused the fear in his fiancé’s eyes.

Until one of the borrowers turned enough for their face to be seen in the camera.

That…that was his dad. That was Skeppy, holding onto someone who had to be Sam. His other dad was taller than that. That means that the last one, the borrower who’d passed out when Sapnap had swallowed Quackity was…

Sapnap felt his breath speed up. He quickly set Quackity down on the desk as he clutched a hand to his chest and his vision started to blur. “Sap?” Dream questioned, hands hovering around him in concern, “Sapnap are you ok??” “That’s…Those are…” He couldn’t get the words out. Fuck. No, fuck, god no, this wasn’t how this was supposed to go, they weren’t supposed to know, they weren’t supposed to ever see him again but now they knew everything.

They knew he was a monster.

“…those are our dads.” Quackity whispered, barely audible as dreams eyes widened. “The one crying is my dad, the other two are Sapnap’s.”

[kayla-crazy-stuffs]

ooh okay nice! and damn poor dunz's mom for leaving her. did he have a good reason at least ? does he intend to revisit her at any point?

or, or, will he be forced to now that dream (and probably punz soon after) is in the picture?

— brick

Okay so, yeah, he had a reason

A bit of explanation → A half year after having Dream, he told his wife that he didn't have feelings for her anymore and that he felt something for someone else. (Bad)

It didn't bother her as she told him that she felt the same way, she didn't have feelings for him anymore, so they agreed to stay as friends (Punz know this, since they told him; the best way they could) then he would visit them on the weekends, so they wouldn't miss him

He moved in with Bad and his two-year-old son and stayed there but still, he visited his biological children because he loves them very much and also his friend too. He makes sure that she's okay everytime he visits :]

+ A drawing Reference of how she looks :]

[tinyowlthoughts]

The Tiny Technoblades have made friends. <3

[404unfortunately]

George got embarrassed because he wanted to show Skeppy something cool and he just got a tiny fish

[voice-of-the-sexyman]

"Huh, it's a lot bigger on the inside huh?"

🏆VOICE OF THE SEXYMAN CHAMPIONSHIP ~ Skeptic Edition🏆

ROUND I PART V

[Propaganda under the cut (I got tired of caps)]

"Made by the wonderful @fukurozchan , they have graced the tournament with this wonderful room (probably the most detail bc HOLY SHIT!) of balance. Tip the scales in your favor and the exit is to the victor"

"Speaking of tips, a harpy straight as an arrow and sharp as one, has graced this battle of wits. Shall we see what he can do?"

"I can't just say he has a gay little waist because that is a lot of skeptics. I'm going to say that my skeppy has always been the femme fatale more than the greasy detective. Hot archer boy with a thing for knives. cuts people open for fun. did i mention the tiny waist? Wink - @tai-janai"

"Up next, is the Loose Leaf. You seem to have plenty of paper, maybe write down what to do here. The room is for the taking, but not for the destroying. We like to keep these intact, thank you"

"who doesn't love a suspicious loser?? - @sparklingseraphim "

(Original room for viewing)

[thegoldesoul]

BBH and Skeppy tbh except Skep IS like 2 inches tall

My personal favorite thing ever.

[pupstim]

This idea would not leave me alone, plays into the idea that when Bad sunk the city of Atlantis it was Foolish's City and thats how the two meet.

Bad feels very bad about it which is why he's super tiny right now.

The one like is from Skeppy

Individual Panels underneath the cut as well as inspiration pic

Inspiration Source: Here

[bigboobyhalo]

Bad: [reading a sign of Pomme’s] “welp, we’ll adopt you again”— what the FUDGE? I’m not going— Dapper, I didn’t abandon you! I went to visit your other father at the flipping gas station he was trapped in, okay, I was trying to free him! He was stuck in a bag of chips! [Dapper places a sign, which Bad reads out] “Who DID abandon me”? I didn’t!! Come on, it’s not an abandonment! I left you in the care of people!! Aw, I shoulda left you in the care of Foolish, I knew I made the mistake. [Dapper places another sign, and Bad reads it out again] “My other father did abandon me”? Oh, you’re saying he abandoned you, oh— NO, HE DIDN’T EITHER!!! He’s just TINY and he gets stuck in places, okay?? He went to the gas station, he fell in a bag of chips, and he got stuck.

massive q!skeppy lore drop. turns out that while CC!bad was at vidcon, q!bad was allowed to go to the gas station that q!skeppy was trapped in to free him from a bag of chips. does this mean that q!skeppy is now free from his gas station prison entirely, or just the chip bag? we’ll just have to wait and see…

[cyncerity]

hear m out right m thinking that saps either a giant mer that the crew kinda pick up after he admitted he was lonely, or hes a little mer they nabbed from a shop (with full intent on making sure he was okay and letting him go whenever he agreed)

actually sorta! You’re right, he’s a mer >:)

(i’m totally not stealing @x-pair-o-dice-x’s idea cause i love their sapnap mer shifter story so much shhhh)

As I just posted, he was raised by the navy, but they put enchanted anklets and cuffs on him to keep him from turning into a mer when he got wet. There’s also a curse of binding on them. He doesn’t know what they’re for, he was just told if he was ever caught with them off he’d be punished severely, so he never took them off (he doesn’t know they’re binded, but in case the enchantment breaks, they want him to be scared of taking them off). Eventually he just got attached to them, and hates being without them. They also never taught him to swim so he’d be afraid of water, so even if he got the bindings off, he wouldn’t go in water. So Sapnap is a navyman who can’t swim, which is obviously so dumb.

I also posted that Bad adopted Sapnap in his hometown, which is the ocean. So Bad is also a mer, kinda. He’s a kraken >:)

Basically when I say adopted, there’s like a whole society in the ocean and Sapnap was really tiny as a kid so he was being sold and traded around as food. Bad found him in a market and bought him but fell in love with the little mer boy so he decided to raise him instead of eat him. Bad taught Sapnap to shift into a human form and taught him to be a pirate. A couple years after Bad adopted Sapnap, he met a little sprite named Skeppy and fell in love with him (that’s where the fairy in the lantern from your guess comes in lol).

Also Bad as a Kraken is huge. Like, massive. Skeppy is but a sprinkle compared to him, maybe smaller. Extreme size difference with them, since Skeppy is only about 4-5 inches. Also Sapnap as a mer is small by giant mer standards, which is like 50 ft or something (subject to change). A lot of giant mers are 100+ feet, while Bad is much much bigger since he’s a kraken. (there is a separate species of smaller mers that are treated as lessers since they’re tiny, both by bigger mers who keep them as food and pets and humans who catch them for the same reasons) (also sapnap was being sold as food as a baby since even if he was biologically a giant mer, size is the main indicator of class in the ocean).

anyway lore! i love dadboyhalo! i love skephalo!! i love happy family!! send more guesses if you want i love rambling about lore 🫶

[kayla-crazy-stuffs]

I'm back doing dsmp g/t stuff :)

Have some Surfer Dream au Skephalo content for Mermay :]

If you're wondering why is Bad upset, it's because Skeppy got him soaked against his will :)

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[bleue-flora]

Techno calling out Quackity’s flawed plan in prison might be my favorite Techno scene. Like he really just calls it like it is and it always makes me wish he was in more scenes with people, like how many nonsensical logic or plans would he have called out? Like just imagine Techno showing up to the Disc Confrontation and calling out Dream’s bs�� “Bro, really made a prison and then said let me put Skeppy in this tiny cage.” Or “You actually put a nether portal in your secret base, man. You could not have played this worse.”

[phazepheonix]

Hey, i just wanted to ask if you could explain a bit about the FSRM. I just got into it but wanted to learn more and maybe draw them!

I wanted to ask what is each characters:

Species

Job

Size

Behaviour

Colour, I guess, like design

And anything you wanna share

Thanks!

Ooo I love that u want to learn more :D oki so:

The mers

All of the mers in this au are real animals so their lower halves will always be the colour(s) the real animal is.

Dream + sapnap -

Species: blue ring octopuses.

Size: D is on the larger end of the species at ~16cm (arms included) whereas S is average for the species at ~12cm.

Behaviour: D is very friendly and happy to be handled, he also tends to try and escape to make new friends. S isn't so friendly, he's bitten multiple staff members amd has a note on his file that says 'experienced handlers only'. He will also try to escape but to cause havoc instead of be friendly.

Additional info:

They are a mated pair of colony mers that were rescued from a tidepool tangled in trash and fishing wire, Sapnap's arm needed to be amputated unfortunately from the restricted blood flow but Dream got away fairly unscathed only losing a few tentacles that later grew back.

They are venomous, but not as severe as the real blue ring. It only leaves the bitten area numb for a few hours.

George -

Species: thresher shark

Size: ~15 feet long

Behaviour: very timid upon arrival to the sanctuary, he was kept in a solitary tank for a few weeks/months as he was still healing when he was transferred, much more open and playful after healing, transferring to a mixed mer tank, starting therapy and finding some friends he can be safe with. Still sometimes protective of his back.

Additional info:

He was a victim of the shark fin trade, he was caught in a fishing net and he lost his dorsal fin to the trade before he could escape. He was found on a beach in Indonesia and emergency lifted to a mer clinic in the capital of Jakarta. His best friends are Sam and Larray.

Sam -

Species: nurse shark

Size: 10 feet, on the larger end of this species

Behaviour: he's very gentle and kind, does his best to help his fellow mers. Only snapped at a worker once and he felt incredibly bad about it.

Additional info -

Sam was rescued from another facility who treated their mers horribly. Sam was found in a tiny indoor tank with 4 other mers, the tank had been infested with algae which caused an infection in his eyes. He was rendered blind from the infection, corneas scarred and clouded. He can see light but no discernable shapes, he recently received a sea lion called fran who was trained to help him around like a guide dog. His best friends are George and Larray.

Larray -

Species: common bottlenose dolphin

Size: 9 feet

Behaviour: nervous and shy when first transferred, he'd been neglected a bullied by his pod in the wild, so he has some heavy trauma associated with other dolphins. He become much more playful and friendly after therapy and befriending Sam and George, he now calls them his pod.

Additional info:

He can't be released due to his trauma with other dolphins, he's a social creature who relies on his pod for safety. Without one he's a sitting duck.

Bbh - (still developing his character)

Species: zebra seahorse

Size: 7cm tall

Behaviour: easy to get along with, smart with jokes, amazing foster parent too.

Additional info:

Bbh was found as a small child struggling against the current, he'd somehow become detached from the coral reef he was living on. He was presented to multiple foster mers but none of them accepted him, after multiple rejections Bad needed to be hand fostered. This makes it very unlikely for mers to be released due to reduced awareness of humans so it's an absolute last resort. He was fostered by Skeppy, a volunteer foster.

The humans

Technoblade -

Job: mer psychologist

Appearance:

6'2 with pink mid- back length hair that is tied into a bun for work. He has a round face with tired but perceptive eyes framed with square, thin wire glasses. He dresses professional constantly and keeps in shape but not overly gym bro.

Additional info:

His interest in mers started when he was a child, around 6, when a beluga mer hissed at him for walking too close. He then went on to get his masters in mer psychology and he's playing with the idea of a doctorate in mer ethology (the study of behaviour). If you were to ask him why he chose psychology he would tell you "the best way to understand a mer is to know how their brains work". He becomes George's therapist after his intern work lands him the job.

Jordan - (a friend's oc)

Job: Small mers handler

Appearance:

Shes 5'10, mixed, has 3b curly hair, Sleeper build- she works out but you couldn't tell under her uniform.

Glasses, sometimes wears a beanie that's lined with satin to no damage their hair hehe

Additional info:

Jordans job is to take care of the small mers, such as the colony mers by taking them to medical, feeding them, spot cleaning the tanks, administering medication tho those prescribed it and much more. She loves her job and has been offered promotions previously but she turned them down for more time with the mers.

Skeppy -

Job: volunteer fosterer

Appearance:

5'8 with short black hair that he keeps gelled and styled. For work he wears a volunteer uniform which is really just a t-shirt with 'volunteer foster' embroidered on the front.

Additional info: he gets pizza from one specific pizza place near the sanctuary for every lunch break.

Whew, I think that's everyone. I'll update this post once I get Jordan's appearance described. If there's anything I missed fell free to ask again or post the question in the FSRM community. :D

[antimony-medusa]

The votes are IN, if stainless steel could love you back is 17k of horrifying/pos gore and excellent QSMP characterization. Do you think QSMP should be more visceral? Do you want to read a man get cut up but he's still awake? Do you want to never sleep again?

*I* did not read the finished product because I saw the tags and went "i am a fragile tiny baby" but I saw some snippets before I had to exit the gore channel because the author was simply too good at this, and this one's a banger.

Gore! Torture! Body Horror! Paranoia! Rated E for violence! if stainless steel could love you back!

Tags: Blood and Gore, Gore, Heavy gore, I Cannot Emphasize Enough The Fact That Gore, Trust Issues, Rated For Violence, Vivisection, trepanning, Past Prison Abuse, The Inherently Abusive Nature Of Prisons, Respawn Mechanics (Minecraft), Consensual But Not Safe Or Sane, Consent Issues, No Sex, Non-Consensual Drug Use, Ethical Dilemmas, Medical Torture, Medical Procedures, Medical Trauma, Paranoia, Minecraft Mechanics, Temporary Character Death, Language Barrier, Cannibalistic Thoughts, mentioned but don't play major roles: maxo dapper etoiles tazercraft richas skeppy, Fuga Impossível Summary: Cellbit returns to Forever after infiltrating the Federation. As little as either of them want to do it, he has to be checked for implanted listening devices before he can be welcomed back into the fold. Rating: E

Go get fucked up with it!

[theredcuyo]

I should be writting an essay but here me out

We know that until now (i haven't fully catched up have patience with me pls) Skeppy hasn't appeared on the island yet (the statue doesn't count) hence, we don't know what his skin will look like (yes i fully believe Bad is gonna get him on there in some way) so

What if their continuos reincarnations have had a toll on their appearance, i mean, Bad is always kinda hiding it

And then when we see Skeppy he looks different, nothing extreme and nothing Bad will coment on, Skeppy is always been very small anyways (did you guys know that if you burn diamonds they become smaller?), but just enough to notice

Just a little tiny crack in his body

Btw, about the smaller thing, maybe the dance floor hasn't been the only time he's been too close to lava...

[sundewhasaudhd]

Sketchbook art dump :]

c!Eret sketch (lined)

c!Sam (lined and partly colored)

Tiny c!Sapnap sketches

Text 1: Sapnap: I’M GONNA LIGHT AN ANTHILL ON FIRE!

Bad: SAPNAP NO!

Text 2: Sapnap: You will be dead within the hour

Box with an arrow pointing to what he’s holding: Pet hamster or smth

Text 3: Bad: Are you okay?! Do you need bandages? Should I call Ponk?!

Sapnap: Dad, I’m FINE!

Tiny c!Dream sketches

Text 1: Dream: MAMA! Hannah won’t let me use her toys!

Text 2: Dream: MAMA! MAMA! LOOK WHAT MADE!

Text 3: Dream: I’m Mama’s favorite

Foolish: No you’re not. Papa doesn’t have favorites

Hannah: And if she did, it most definitely wouldn’t be you

Tiny c!George sketches

Text 1: George: I heard that Quackity likes Wilbur

Text 2: *Watchin bugs n stuff*

Text 3: George: Quackity why did you just swallow an ice pack?

Tiny c!Karl sketches

Text: Karl: And then, Glory became Queen after she yap yap yap yap

Tiny c!Quackity sketches

Text 1: *Dances in there’s a 76% change you’re not neurotypical*

Text 2: Quackity: (It’s supposed to be “onward my noble steed! in Spanish, I used Google translate so it’s not accurate. Can someone who speaks Spanish please tell me how to say that?)

Text 3: Quackity: George, you bitch, give that back!

George: Why?

Quackity: Wilbur gave it to me

George: Oooh! Imma tell Lemon Dad (Ponk) >:3

Quackity: NO!

Random 12:00am doodles (Danny Gonzalez as ice cream [iykyk], pic man Miku eating Rin fruits, Mikey McGill being all 💅, Peridot and Lapis Lapuzi’s gems being QPR goals, random positive words that spell out faggot my c!Dream mask as his face, the comedy and tragedy masks reversed, and @lilacquintet ‘s selfsona being a sneet snart)

My friend group being queer and autistic

Redraw and redesign of my old OC (her names Ariel)

c!Wilbur taste being… something (c!Dream doodles

DND one shot OC

Fursona I made for funzies

Spinel and Button Blossom (Ragatha x Pomni)

All my Trolls ships (Hickory x John Dory x Delta Dawn, Brandy x Bruce, Riff x Floyd x Boom, Branch x Poppy, Viva x Barb, and Clay x books)

Sodikken’s Hansel & Gretel as c!Clingy duo

c!Happy duo as Mesmerizer (I might’ve already posted this)

Nonbinary Starboy (based on the concept art)

c!Sundew being a silly

Button Blossom ft. some face and eyes doodles

DSMP doodles (c!Bad, c!Schlatt, c!Mexican Dream, c!Aimsey watching MLP)

More DSMP doodle ft. some of my friends little messages (c!George, c!Skeppy, and c!Fundy)

DSMP kids (c!Tommy, c!Tubbo, c!Ranboo, c!Purpled, c!Eryn, and c!Drista)

Trans Brozone ft. trans ally’s Branch and John Dory

And, I got tried of taking pictures of my sketchbook, so that’s all for today :D

[ultra-raging-ghost]

oughhhhh rant under the cut about bads babies

Sorry im so ill about bad's kids tonight

I can imagine dapper obviously looks like him, but pomme looks like him, especially in her face.

I think the difference in dapper and pomme is Dapper follows in bad's current footsteps, self sacrificial and experimental but in a much different way than pomme. Dapper follows after bad in the way that he pays attention, and has been around long enough to listen to bad's stories and learn from them rather than having to experience them, but pomme's so little....

Being not only Bad's kid but etoiles and antoines..... A warrior with a strong moral compass, a seemingly passive immortal eldritch being, and another immortal being but not passive, with his own moral compass that differs from other people because of how long hes been around...

Etoiles is in his early years for lack of a better term, living what we can presume for now is a human lifespan, his morals as far as we can tell is based on those he loves, and maybe bad has that type of moral compass too, but theres such a strong difference when you've lived for as long as bad has.

As far as i know, Antoine doesnt talk as often about his lifespan, but Bad has actively and openly told his kids about people he's loved and lost, maybe not with the intentions of instilling any lessons in there but what else are we supposed to get from them??

Vesuvius, the unnamed lover from 500 years ago, hell even skeppy isnt around right now, although hes still alive.

I think theres a difference between them because Dapper, being bad's kid, was always under the expectation that he would outlive those he loved aside from bad and maybe foolish. We can see the extension of how bad treats foolish in how Dapper treats foolish, how they bond and how bad's wordlessly inflicted his "gift vs present" mindset that he had to explain to someone like Bagi, who made the mistake of telling bad she wanted to give someone a "gift" several times before realizing theres a difference and she had to specify she meant "present".

I gotta wonder if Antoine didnt really instill the idea of immortality into his daughter, i mean like who would right?? But two immortal parents?? She has to come to terms with the idea eventually, but right now shes so small...

Bad's talked about how his presence has consistently brought bad luck - eruptions, mass plagues, falling of kingdoms and death of gods, etc. But most of the events he's talked about happened so long ago. Hundreds or thousands of years ago bad learned and relearned the message that people dont stick around, you gotta pick and choose who you really invest yourself in. And why wouldnt it be the eggs? Your kids are immortal, its probably safe to invest yourself in them!

Pomme is self sacrificial, and really caring. We can really see how Etoiles' hero heart definitely instilled itself on her, but theres gotta be a difference between that kind of moral compass when you live for that long and experience that much loss.

Dapper is a little older, and was initially raised a lot differently, and while we see him experiment on herself with the soul vultures, she doesnt talk about self sacrifice nearly as much as Pomme, previously one of the youngest eggs, and the self proclaimed sole target of the codes.

I rambled so fucking much there but just. Bad sees himself in both his kids, but the difference between them is so heavy and i feel so hard for Pomme... shes so tiny, she doesnt need that burden to shoulder, but how can bad help snap her out of it or learn to not do that when shes still so young, and hes fallen back into those habits himself??? I dont wanna say theres a maturity difference in how dapper and pomme go about throwing themselves to the lions but honestly there kinda is... i just dont know how to word it concisely

most of this is probably wrong im probably missing a lot of lore or some shit but its 4:30 am and i have a headache, just let me be ill kjbhyvjhbk