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[mj-thrush-gxn]

A whirl of boozy floozy flashing Light

[cl0ckworkpuppet]

what. What

feel free to also rb with what browser you use and how slow your device is. also use firefox whatever whatever

[stewy]

[turtleplushi]

I haven't seen anybody post the full Riddle Chain yet (including Silas Birchtree) so here you go :)

I didn't find any of these codes myself by the way! I'm not sure who to credit for the rest of them, but I did get the Silas Birchtree code from @dismissivedestroyer (sorry for tagging you ^_^" if you don't want to be tagged let me know and i can edit the post). You can also get the answer using the code "STOD EHT TCENNOC"

(SPOILERS BELOW)

RIDDLE (would you like to play a game) > YES (what's Mcgucket's favorite soda?) > MOUNTAIN DONT (what's a medieval homonym?) > LYRE LIAR (the 20th ingredient of Anti-Cipherzing Tonic?) > HAROLDS RAMBLINGS (how is clown repellant made?) > UNION MADE (Bill's govt file number?) > 29121239168518 (who comes from Zimtrez 5?) > GREBLEY HEMBERDRECK (what's on Bill's flag?) > 3466554 (what leaves a thin line in the snow?) > TINSEL SNAKE (the 6th option on Bill's editing software?) > TORTURE MENTALLY (name an unpronouncable wizard) > XGQRTHX (where do Tri Angels come from?) > 333SUNDAPPLELANECOZYCREEKIL6071494611 (Bill Cipher's Lawyer?) > CAESARATBASHVIGNERE [or] MULTI LEVEL MARK (who defeated Silas Birchtree--?) > EMMALINE BUTTERNUBBINS (you've earned a treat! enter 'DISPENSE MY TREAT' to download) > DISPENSE MY TREAT

The 'treat' you get is under the cut

"BILL FILES DO NOT OPEN"

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[rhinexstone]

I think one of the many reasons Clark likes Bruce so much is because the only being capable of killing Superman at any given time without any prep (partially because it’s already been done) is a human without any powers or special abilities

[jokerlennon]

guy who left 1 million jstor articles open voice why does my laptop fan sound like a plane taking off

[darqx]

I thought i was on the wrong website

("Tell our userbase it was planned, Jenkins.")

[screwpinecaprice]

*dusting off another drawing found in my old folders* Oh waw early 2020 connverse. And I drew in 97 dpi RIP

[agardenintheshire]

tolkien (a studied linguist) and me (has taken their fair share of linguistic classes) staring at each other after the narrator casually drops that the hobbits just 'forgot' their languages and simply adopted the common speech as if that is a normal thing that happens out of the blue and isn't connected to at best cultural assimilation and at worst colonialism, imperialism, and oppression

[sergle]

was trying to find inspiration / concept art of robits and androids and maybe body horror w wires and shit but i kept finding exclusively just Robot Girl Art with the rcdart captain america body proportions

these are the same picture. also just a bunch of AI bloat clogging up my search results lol

[spiderbirdo]

stupid insane petty reasons why i dropped fics (danmei edition)

chinese streamer from CHINA used twitch to stream instead of bilibili

Chinese character saying "i wish i took a foreign language" while looking at a CHINESE MENU IN A CHINESE RESTAURANT because they cant read mandarin

used japanese sounding names for background characters/ocs

used words that does not exist in the chinese language as character names (e.g. cho chang)

used singular word character to refer to character (e.g. calling Shen Yuan just Yuan) the entire fic

perfect therapy speak in ancient china

too much casual use of family terms when it is OOC and inappropriate for the characters to do so (using gegedidi when the characters adhere to strict decorum)

used the WRONG titles (character refers to their superior/elder as 'gongzi')

strict traditional uncle-in-law is accepting of steaming as a career from the get go

overuse of A'(name), especially if the characters using it arent even close to the person in the first place

character casually telling other people they were getting a hair cut IN ANCIENT CHINA

"Aiya, Wo Zhe Ge Ren (This person I am)… How can I have such a Hou Lian Pi (Thick-face) ah?"

mentions of officials in court dancing together at a banquet THIS IS AN BANQUET IN ANCIENT CHINA NOT A DEBUTANTE BALL

character used the term 'still life' IN ANCIENT CHINA

'european royalty au' where every single character is chinese, even the background characters

[jksnrabbit]

The G in Gilf stands for Glenn

this was mostly for anatomy practice then i got bored so here !!!! no shirt glenn. happy hot glenn summer

here you go freaks. eat up

[yume-fanfare]

*goes online* *sees wildly incorrect how did you miss the point so badly have we read the same source material have you read anything at all take* oh. ok. *axes computer*

[northern-passage]

please match my donations today 5/22! all of these gofundmes have been verified, you can see the masterlist here.

€5 for Sahar Shehab to evacuate her family, currently at €4,826 raised of €50,000 goal.

$5 CAD for Mohamed Rafiq Abdo to evacuate his family, currently at $3,965 CAD raised of $100,000 goal.

€5 for Amjad Sido to evacuate his family, currently at €643 raised of €30,000 goal.

£5 for Nadaa to evacuate her family, currently at £767 raised of £15,000 goal.

my receipts:

[blackbackedjackal]

You guys wanna see a really fucked up coyote?

[valewritessss]

Can someone give me well written fluffy Percabeth fics I feel like I’ve read the majority of them already and I don’t want to open another tab to add on to the 107 tabs I have.

Edit: THANK YOU SO MUCH TO THOSE WHO GAVE ME RECS PEOPLE NEVER ACTUALLY ANSWER