#tofu the dog

[ender-the-tired-artists]

everyone look at my dog n his pathetic eyes

[thatswhatsushesaid]

i'm just saying, if at some point during my childhood my parents took away all of my beloved animal companions and replaced them with some loud kid, i would NOT be as nice to that kid as jc is to wwx actually. i know what kind of irrationally crazy i am, and i would nurture that irrational grudge probably my whole life. it would be my villain origin story.

[everythingwithwasabi]

Perfect Homemade Vegan Hot Dog

[saltygilmores]

Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls, Season 2, Episode 21- Lorelai’s Graduation Day, Aka Lovesick Stepcousins In The Big City, Part 3

I'm cheering Rory on as she leaves school grounds, leaving these 35 year old classmates in the dust, and as she manages to pull it off under the eyes of two teachers or administrators. Yes yes yes! Well from here on out it's going to be pure Literati appreciation with only minimal anger and rage, you know, my usual shtick. That being said, when that happens I start to sound a little disjointed, like, this episode is so pure and precious and enjoyable that I really don't have much snarky commentary on it and I can just watch it. What am I without my snark powers?

Destiny awaits. In one of many examples of what I call "Gilmore Girls Poor"*, which is a term I coined myself for how AmyShermanPalladino views lower/middle class/urban/city life, Rory manages to end up in the Port Authority Bus Terminal in another dimension. The Alternate Dimension, 100% white, Spotlessly Clean, Nearly People-Free New York City Bus Terminal where she stared down a scary dude without being stabbed and she was offered a locker to store her book bag. (*More examples of GGP: In season 4, Jess is 19 years old, a high school dropout, and is living in a clean, rat and roach free, enormous New York City apartment with working utiltiies and large windows that in today's housing crisis people would murder him to get, he just needed a bed frame and to pick his shit up off the floor but we are supposed to believe its a crack den; Rory and Lorelai live in a beautiful home and eat take out and restaurant food every day on nothing more than an innkeeper's slary)

This was cute. Rory the little mouse getting ignored by city folk. I love it so much.

I think AmyShermanPalladino inserted this smoking guy to make it look like Rory was in a rough part of town. Someone finally gives our little mouse an abrupt answer on how to get to Washington Square Park where she can meet her stepcousin and her destiny.

The little smirk before he turns around! And then, and then...and then...the big grin when he sees her!

I am STARVING for stepcousins!!!!!! ..And the Emmy Award for the whitest words ever spoken on teleivison goes to Alexis Bledel, as Rory Gilmore in Gilmore Girls:

Baring his naked forearms like a saucy strumpet. Book sticking awkwardly out of his back pocket. He either finds the smallest books or has the roomiest ass pockets that he keeps pulling that off. How does he do that?

This is all so precious and pure I could die.

He is RAPT with attention listening to her silly stories. Show me where Dean or Logan ever paid this much attention to her telling one of these stories.

We know, Bubs. We know :(

Red alert! Red alert! Our first display of physical contact!

Jess says he eats from this hot dog cart every day. Let's unpack this: 1) Holy child neglect, Batman! I mean, Liz Danes. You can't even make your kid a peanut butter and jelly sandwich once in a while? This boy is feral. These are survival hot dogs. This may be all he can afford to eat on his own. 2) How are you still as skinny as a rail? 3) How's your blood pressure? 4) Where are you getting the money?

This sweet bubba unquestionably paid for Rory's lunch like a true gentleman.

I refuse to acknolwedge any sort of Behind the Scenes Hollywood mumbo jumbo like "Milo wasn't ACTUALLY eating the hot dog" or “umm, it’s a prop hot dog”. i am firmly committed to a scenario where everyone on the set for this episode was like "Milo our precious vegetarian baby boy we will get you a tofu hot dog to eat"

Ending this chapter with this adorable face.

[niymue]

anyway i made myself (and wyatt) (and kyle) very depressed that they couldnt adopt that doggie so I had them adopt THIS doggie! meet tofu <3

[rosalinesurvived]

Not to be weird on main but holy damn why tf did the Beast movie feel the need to make this guy just as spicy as his curry??????????????

[poe-tat]

The Chronicles of Q|Kyuusaku Yumeno

Q: Hello sir! Would you-

Someone: No cookies thank you...

Q: Not cookies- Bread, Tofu, Tea, Coffee, etc. I think there are bandages somewhere in there...

Someone: ...I think I would like the Tofu... How much?

Q: 2500 dollars!

Someone: WHAT

Q: I kid, I kid 25 dollars!

Someone: that's much better *Hands Q 25 dollars*

[black-salt-cage]

Stimboard prompt: Send me a character from our whitelist and I'll make a stimboard based off what I believe their queer identity is (and/or their canonical identity) Character: Laios Touden (Delicious in Dungeon) Answer: Gay ☽ - ✰ - ☾ ☽ - ✰ - ☾ ☽ - ✰ - ☾

ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚ Question by my boyfriend!

[shoku-and-awe]

An offering of tofu for the balcony fox

[readyforthegarden]

glizzy season 🤝🏻 sam in hoochie dada shorts season…

a coincidence? i think not

HANNAH PLEASE 🤣

[foodfarrago]

budae jjigae korean army stew

[eachuisge-cc]

I wonder how hard it would be to make like, a cat person reward trait that gives them some specific behaviors/interactions. I think that's the closest I'd be able to get to just making an occult.

[baeshijima]

alkaid in first tutorial pull….. ty lbc…..

[rosefinnigen]

weird fucking craving from the depths of my childhood: vegetarian breakfast sausage drenched in my family’s maple syrup

[sickficideas]

I present to thee: Low iron! Going off of the steady trope (and seemingly canon) of chronically overworking, I like to think that Higuchi has probably had her fair share of blackening vision upon standing.

It can also occur if a person has been sitting/laying down for a long period of time, though (from my experience) not to the degree that low iron does.

Just to clarify, I am not headcanoning anemia. Just, low iron. So perhaps not eating enough meat/tofu/etc. I find it fun how tofu is actually a potential source of iron. It's all very interesting to me.

~ Higuchi Anon It's been a while - sorry for my absence, been busy with major projects. How are you doing?

HIGUCHI ANON I've missed you I hope you're doing well!!! I'm good thank you for asking !!!

Higuchi is Such an overworker...I think she's the type to make sure everyone around her is eating well and getting nutrients they need (namely Akutagawa but she totally does this to Tachihara and Gin too) and then accidently neglect to do the same for herself...I think she definitely wouldn't connect the dots either, she almost blacks out one day and she's like okay that must be because I only slept for 3 hours last night

[mister13eyond]

When Tofu wants something he'll come over and stuff his face in the corner of the couch/chaise and look at me like This