tubbo is gonna go live with cricket crew later thsi week
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I love scrolling through a pretty girl w a cool & aesthetic account's reposts on tik tok and finding out she's a slushynoobz enjoyer❤️
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You’ve finally gotten a date with the hot girl you see at the mall all the time. she’s totally out of your league but she seemed to think you were cute while you stumbled over your words along you out. You offer to take her out to a nice restaurant in town but when you pick her up she’s dressed like she’s ready to go clubbing. fishnets, a miniskirt, the whole deal. “What? This is like, the most expensive skirt I own.”
when you get there she already knows what she wants and boy she’s going to make your wallet scream. she’s fun to talk to- it’s kinda impressive she can keep up a conversation while she stuffs her face with appetizers, two entrees and plenty of drinks. your cock throbs when she stands up and you realize she’s undone the zip of her skirt to give her bloated stomach more room
back in the car you stammer about how much you enjoyed today but she stops you with a hand on your thigh. before you know it she’s forcing your head between her thick thighs, one heeled foot pressing on your shoulder as she squeals, calling you all sorts of names as you eat her out.
you can’t wait for date two.
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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "vewn" you'll be zonked out of your gourd
me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i really like it here. i wish i didn't have to leave.
my buddy pacing the city: ☹︎♓︎⧫︎⧫︎●︎♏︎ 👌︎◆︎■︎■︎⍓︎ ☞︎□︎□︎ ☞︎□︎□︎
✋︎ ♎︎□︎■︎’⧫︎ ⬥︎♋︎■︎⧫︎ ⧫︎□︎ ⬧︎♏︎♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎
💧︎♍︎□︎□︎◻︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ◆︎◻︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ♐︎♓︎♏︎●︎♎︎ ❍︎♓︎♍︎♏︎
✌︎■︎♎︎ ♌︎□︎◻︎◻︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎❍︎ □︎■︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ♒︎♏︎♋︎♎︎
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me listening to the edgiest possible stutter phonk on public transportation: they dont know.... I'm in redpilled anguish. my shinji ikari 2.0 arc. my mental violence arc. my trying and failing to survive the horrors of capitalism arc. my spiritually cool guy with knives in night city arc.
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watching crash 1996 being like damnnnn their car insurance rates r prolly crazy
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imo for stuff that could have been different and the author becomes aware of that after the fact (or the author changed their mind a lot about it since it was posted), instead of being changed or modified, a disclaimer at top of the thing should or could do the trick. fixes can be done in a possible re-make.
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** the last two options exist because I know there will be great debate about which Three Days Grace/Linkin Park song should be on here
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barty crouch jr is “DARLINGGG GUESS WHOS BACK FROM JAILL!”
evan rosier is “DARLINGGG GUESS WHO JUST ESCAPED THE PSYCH WARD!!!”
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