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Just relationship things

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Gwen’s note: general relationship headcanon prompt for Tora/Masa requested by @crimsonspiderlilyy💗

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--being in a relationship with Tora would include watching the Food Channel every.single.night. whatever cooking or baking competition is on, Tora will make you watch it with him. you can both be heard screaming at the TV when the person you were rooting for gets cheated

--I can see Tora being someone who uses physical touch to show affection. likes to lightly put a hand on your arm or waist as a greeting or just in moments of silence, a way to ground himself and calm down when he’s pissed. deep down, Tora really craves physical contact, so he’s glad you allow him to be close to you

--BAKING DATES! whatever new dessert or goodie you want to try, he’s all for it. will dive deep into his Pinterest boards for kawaii new treats you might like, bunny marshmallows, Pokémon macrons, puppy print cookies, whatever suits your fancy, and he won’t let you eat it until it’s perfect

-working out together. Tora obviously is in good shape, and yeah, sometimes he has to drag you out of bed in the mornings to get to the gym before the weight lifting machines get all germy, but in the end you don’t mind, bcz it gives you a front row seat of those delicious muscles👅

--has an extensive skincare routine you wouldn’t believe, will explain each process like he’s a youtuber or something. definitely educates you on what products work best, taking you on little shopping sprees to get the best lotion and toner he insists you need

--the man LOVES coffee and insists on making it himself, bcz why waste money buying $7 cups of coffee every day, so after you observe Tora’s delicate process of coffee making for a few weeks, you begin making it for him in the mornings before he wakes up. Torajiro loves waking up to the smell of coffee, and always gives you a big kiss whenever you do this little, but meaningful thing for him

--Tora is a big dude, takes up a lot of space on your shared mattress, so he tries to lie very still at night as to not wake you. you, on the other hand, move all over the place, legs thrown over his, arms sliding this way and that, drooling on both pillows...as long as your tossing and turning ends with you two cuddled up, though, Tora doesn’t mind

--my big man isn’t used to really going out on the town anymore; he hasn’t done that since before jail time, but finds it fun when you’re there with him. you guys just go on walks, mostly, stopping at little stands along the way, looking up at the moon in the darkness....then he’ll run into Tatsu and well, obviously they HAVE to yell at each other while you and Miku watch

--overall, Tora is a very loyal partner, and whatever new activity or new job you want to try, he’ll be there for support

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 --being in a relationship with Masa would include lots of tom foolery😂 always pissing the wrong people off, skipping out on the bill, burning dinner, clogging up the sink, etc. etc. But in a fun way!

--Masa tries really hard to stop screwing up so badly. he’s gotten better at keeping a job for longer than three days, but when he gets fired again, he always tells you right away, bcz he knows you won’t get mad like Tatsu. instead, you buy him some shitty ramen, a couple bottles of booze and kiss him to make it all better

--gaming sessions! nothing with an actual plot, cuz Masa can’t follow🤣 simple things, like Mario Cart, punching games, racing, shooting things...gaming is one thing Masa is pretty good at, so you two have lots of fun, lazy Saturdays competing against each other, cuddling and stuffing yourselves with snacks. if you beat him, he’ll brush it off as luck or says he “let” you win, but he’s actually secretly proud of your skills

--Masa can hold his booze better than his friends, but not as well as you~ when you have the funds, you two go out to a cheap food joint and get munchies with alcohol; you throw them back as quickly as Masa pours, then things get competitive: eight shots later, Masa is ready to hurl, and you’re still steady enough to help him to the restroom. he “let you win” though

--lets you wear his hoodies, tshirts, whatever. when they’re remotely clean, ofc. Masa wears really comfortable clothes, and you’re guilty of sneaking his shirts and jackets on a daily basis, but Masa doesn’t mind, because he thinks you look cute. you think it’s cute when he blushes after noticing, too, so everyone wins

--ALWAYS asking if you guys can get a pet!! Masa loves animals, but given his financial situation and general lack of responsibility, well...not such a great idea. you love seeing him light up at the sight of a dog, though, so a few times a month you bring him to a dog park so he can see cute doggos (and later have to prevent him from dognapping them or sneaking them under his shirt)

--I feel like Masa gives good foot massages?? maybe after you’ve had a hard day of being the breadwinner, Masa will make you sit down and rub your feet until all the aches and pains have gone away. man has magic hands

--constantly showing you off to Tatsu, his friends and anyone who will listen, lol. no one expected him to ever get a S/O, so seeing you two together always gives people a shock. then they hear you two laughing at a toilet joke. then everything makes sense

--whines about doing laundry, but if you’re there to help...hmm...can you say flirtatious underwear flinging? haha, Masa is terrible at folding, so you like with a lot of things, you turn it into a game: for every shirt nicely folded, Masa gets a kiss~

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During your pregnancy

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–he has read every single book on pregnancy there is, and religiously follows a pregnancy blog and sends in questions every.single.day. He needs answers on how to help his woman!

–Tatsu already does the cooking, cleaning, housework, but during your pregnancy his workload somehow triples. He literally invents new things to clean, and why he has to clean them for your health

– “Do ya have any idea what dust can do to a fetus? Do ya?! The damage is irreversible!”

–“I’m pretty sure you just made that up, Tatsu.”

– “Did not! Now move outta the way so I can take on those germs!”

–will stop whatever he’s doing to make you whatever it is you’re craving; doesn’t matter if it’s a five minute recipe or a five hour recipe. Whatever you want, babe. And if you’re feeling insecure about your growing body, Tatsu will be the first to shut those feelings down. He knows it isn’t that easy, but no wife of his will be moping around feeling bad about herself

–While Tatsu is usually vocal about his worries, he tends to become quiet during your pregnancy, not voicing his concerns because he doesn’t want to make you anxious. He knows it’s hard enough being pregnant and dealing with hormones…the last thing Tatsu wants to do is stress you out

–really, though, Tatsu is such a worry wart. Always so concerned when you go outside, concerned when you’re moving around too much, concerned if you don’t want to eat or aren’t drinking enough. It’s touching, but sometimes gets on your nerves a bit

–in addition to worrying about you, he also worries about the baby. He hides this anxiety by talking to your stomach every night, speaking a way that reassures both the baby and himself

– “Don’t you worry there, little dragon…mama and papa are takin’ real good care of ya. And we always will. Little dragons never have to fly alone.”

–massages! Tatsu attends a class where he learned what exact places ache the most during pregnancy, and he’ll massage your troubles away every single night

–Tatsu is insanely protective anyway, but when you’re pregnant? Omg. Unless you’re at work, he does not let you out of sight. Even then, he sometimes spies on you from outside, and acts as an unofficial security guard for your building

–fortunately and unfortunately, Tatsu is a stickler for budgets, so you can’t go all out on adorable baby clothes and accessories. You wore him down about the dragon-themed crib, though. And the dragon themed crib mobile. But after that, he cut you off, already having prepared an itemized statement of what you guys needed to save for come delivery day

–at the end of each day, Tatsu likes to spoon you in bed with a hand on your stomach. Occasionally you’ll hear him whisper promises of protection, how he can’t wait to meet your little dragon and help them navigate life. He often falls asleep like that, and has worry-free dreams about how life will change once you give birth

–for now, Tatsu is happy to just experience the lows and highs of pregnancy with you, reading up on anything that can make it easier for his beloved S/O

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–ohhhh man. If you thought Tatsu was overprotective, wait till you get a load of Tora.

–you go NOWHERE alone. Not happening. Shopping, work, walking, going to the laundromat, Tora is right at your side, glaring at anyone that looks or speaks to you. He is not risking anything…not after he finally has a normal life, with a normal wife and normal child on the way. Nothing will hurt you, ever.

–since Tora doesn’t think he’s naturally comforting or domestic, he borrows a lot of books from Tatsu on how to be a good parent. He did something similar when you two started dating, but now, he feels an immense amount of pressure to be a perfect dad. There’s literally a stack of parenting books at his nightstand, and he reads them with his glasses on like an old man

–weirdly, Tora’s emotions also mellow out a lot during your pregnancy. Instead of being his usual spirited, loud and obsessively passionate self, he does his best to be level headed and speak evenly. He doesn’t want anything to upset you, and doesn’t want to upset you further when you’re already in a bad mood. Tora keeps his cool so you don’t have to. Scream away!

–of course you can wear his clothes when you’re pregnant! Tora will be the first to suggest it after your own clothes are too itchy or too tight. His big shirts comfort you, and he loves seeing you wearing them, especially with your little round stomach beneath it. Makes him feel like he is capable of supporting you by giving you the shirt off his back

–Tora knows what a budget is…he just doesn’t care! When you go shopping for baby things, Tora goes all out. If he sees anything tiger themed, forget about it–he’ll fight any mother around for the correct size. Tiger themed pants, pajamas, socks, bibs, shoes, everything. He’ll take the lot, and he doesn’t care how much it costs!

– “Your total is 43,000 yen.”

– “43,000 yen?! Here’s a coupon I got from a guy I know. That’ll help with the monthly payments, right?”

–This applies to you as well. You’re craving Indian food? Done. You want a foot bath machine? Here you go. Tora read about how uncomfortable pregnancy can be, and if there’s something that can alleviate your annoyance, consider it done. Even if that annoyance is him, lol…he’ll take himself out STAT

–Tora won’t try to be intimate with you during your pregnancy. If you initiate it, sure, but even if he’s so horny he can barely stand, he isn’t going to come onto you. To him, it was disrespectful to ask that of his wife when she was busy carrying their child–and you know how Tora feels about disrespect. He is the last person in the world who wants to disrespect you by annoyingly asking for sex all the time

–treat maker!!!! Will make you any sweet treat you want, and will let you eat it down to the last crumb. He is keeping an eye out for gestational diabetes, though.

–On slow evenings or afternoons, Tora finds himself just staring at you, wondering how this is all possible. It was almost inconceivable to him, that you chose him, that you chose to carry his child; and he’ll tell you all about how thankful he is, how beautiful you are during your pregnancy, even if you don’t agree. Tora won’t accept your insecurity, and showers you with affectionate talk and compliments that make you blush

– “Trust me, { Y/N }, the only way our baby is gonna be cute is if they look like you! A lil tiger with big brown eyes…and claws!”

🐕ℳ𝒶𝓈𝒶🥡

–ngl, you being pregnant would almost be as rough on Masa as it was on you. Dude is so unprepared for the mood swings, sickness, cravings, anxiety, everything. He has no idea what he’s doing, but he tries his best

–Masa is always startled by your outbursts and little annoyances. He doesn’t get how something that never used to bother you before could bother you now; he learns his lessons, though, and next time he won’t bring tuna home for dinner, because yikes! You did NOT like that one bit

–Unfortunately Masa doesn’t have a strong stomach, and if you’re vomiting, he won’t be able to hold your hair back or anything. When you’re done, though, he’ll bring you some water and tuck you into bed, putting on your favorite reality tv show. But if chunks are flying, he’ll be flying out the front door

–forgets to read the books Tatsu borrowed him, so has no idea about any of your pregnancy symptoms. Hot flashes? Food cravings? Sudden fatigue? Leg cramps? These things baffle him, and you have to very patiently explain it to him when they happen. Then he is very understanding and will try to help

–often forgets that you’re pregnant. Which is weird, considering you waddle instead of walk, and your stomach is three times the size it normally is. Masa will suggest you go ice skating, or roller blading, and you’re sitting there with a bowl balancing on your stomach like ???? He can be clueless, but always finds something you can both do safely. Like video games, and more video games.

–Masa can’t cook, but he gets very good at picking out foods from the convenience store that you like. He grins proudly when you surprisingly like the Hokkaido Potato Beef Croquette and Raisin Butter Biscuit Sandwich combo, glad he did something right. You’ll need to be the one who monitors your sugar intake, though, cuz Masa would let you eat sweet treats all day long

–seriously, this boy won’t deny you ANYTHING. He literally can’t disappoint his pregnant wife. It would kill him. Doesn’t have enough money for the fancy pillow you want? He’ll steal it. The last pair of pink baby shoes was taken? He’ll snatch it from the lady’s cart. No matter if it puts him in debt or gets his ass kicked, Masa will make it happen

– “No, really, {Y/N}, I have no idea why that guy’s banging on our door at two a.m.! He must have the wrong address! I didn’t borrow any money from him for that neck massager, I swear!”

–Masa tries really hard to hold down a job during your pregnancy. Usually you’re the breadwinner, but he did listen to Tatsu when the boss told him to do everything he could to take the stress of responsibility off you. Although he hates his job, Masa would never let you know it; he’ll come home with a smile and fake cheerfulness, happy to see you and your unborn child after a long, tiring day

–one thing Masa is naturally good at is calming you down. If you get into one of your annoyed pregnancy moods, Masa can always make you smile again, whether it be through sweet words or silly actions. One second you’re screaming into your pillow with uncontrollable, random rage, and the next you’re giggling at Masa using his dirty socks as puppets with a dramatic storyline

–the baby moving inside you actually freaks Masa out. You have to forcibly hold his hand on your stomach so he can feel the baby kicking, and even then, he has a weirded out expression on his face. Eventually, though, Masa gets used to all the strange pregnancy happenings, and is constantly touching your stomach, even offering complete strangers the chance to feel your baby kicking, which you do not appreciate.

–he is confused at how much baby clothes you guys need. There are different sizes for different times? Why do babies grow so fast? Do you really need a crib, or can the baby just sleep on the couch? Masa learns a lot about babies, and the boatloads of information blow his mind

–it is inconceivable to Masa that you feel insecure about your appearance during your pregnancy. You, the most beautiful and perfect person he had ever seen, feeling bad about yourself? No. Masa will ramble on and on about how your swollen stomach and big thighs only make you look more gorgeous. One thing he will not tolerate is you speaking badly about your appearance when your body is literally so incredible that it’s able to create and carry a whole ass baby while looking drop dead beautiful

–when you put him in charge of buying you maternity clothes (you can’t wear his clothes, because he’s smaller than you), Masa takes it very seriously. Despite his seriousness, he comes back with Zebra striped sweats, cheetah print tees and even a fake gold chain that says MOMMA on it. Wild, yes. Also very comfortable.

–Masa is his usual affectionate self with you, even more so in public, his way of being protective by showing everyone how close you two are. He tends to overdo it, but is quick to dial it back if you get annoyed at his PDA. Masa does initiate sex once in a while, but he won’t push it if you’re not in the mood, happy to return to his regularly scheduled program of cuddling on the couch together, humming some obnoxious pop song to your stomach (and to you)

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Giving Birth/Them as a Father

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Gwen's Note: babies are only fun in fiction, lol

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–he is so prepared! Even more prepared than you, honestly. He’s read every article and book there is with updated info about which positions to give birth in, how to naturally alleviate pain, the sterile process everyone must take to ensure no infections or illnesses are spread. He will be watching everyone like a hawk

–you go a week past your due date, which worries Tatsu, so he does some light exercises with you hoping to induce labor. Wouldn’t you know it, half an hour later your water breaks. Cue Tatsu grabbing the bag he packed six months ago and whipping out a wheelchair you didn’t know you guys had

–Tatsu is great during labor, though he’s secretly very nervous something will go horribly wrong. What will he do if he loses you? What if he loses you BOTH? He was a yakuza, though, so he manages to keep his cool on the outside, saying encouraging things to you the entire time, and lets you squeeze his hand as hard as you can

– “You can do this, {Y/N}! Focus! Push that little sucker out!”

– With your husband’s encouragement, your labor (mercifully) goes quickly, and within four pushes they’re out! Tatsu comforts you with kind words, shaking with anxiety and adrenaline as he sees your baby for the first time

– Tatsu stands over each medical personnel to make damn sure they’re being sanitary as they pass the baby around, finally handing them back to you. Tatsu allows himself to smile, seeing your happy tears and the cries of your child–he would have never in a million years expected this sweet scene to involve someone like him

– “Aww, Tatsu, you’re crying!”

– “No I ain’t! It’s just the lighting!”

–can you say GIRL DAD?!!! Tatsu sobbed when they said your baby was a girl. He’s so excited to do dress up and have tea parties and tutus and worry about her every second of every day…very excited. (Secretly, this is because he thinks a girl would be more like you than him. He’d rather have a mini you than a mini him)

–You wanted a pretty name, but not something overused; Tatsu said no daughter of yours was going to have a typical “scrub name,” so you go with the cute but not common Shiori. Tatsu nicknamed her his little dragon immediately

–When you go home with your little girl, Tatsu is fretting about EVERYTHING. The man has prepared for things you never would have thought of, but he knows that babies always surprise their parents, and that makes him nervous. He never takes his eyes off Shiori, overreading into every little thing she does as a possible sickness or issue

–Tatsu will absolutely wait on you hand and foot. He does that anyway, but now it’s x50. He will prepare bottles, get diapers ready, clean puke stains, and in between that, will give you massages, make your favorite foods, bring you snacks, tea. He will literally wash your hair for you if you ask.

–you need a break from breastfeeding and sitting in bed all day? Tatsu is already ready with a spa day coupon for you. He can’t imagine how hard it is on your body as well as your mind, being a new mother, and whatever you need to do to feel your best, Tatsu is your number one supporter

– “If my beautiful wife needs a break from nurturing our daughter, you bet yer ass she’s gonna get it! Here’s a 30% coupon. I got it from a tomato growing contest.”

–Endless picture taking! When he isn’t worrying or rushing around trying to make things easier for you and your little dragon, he is filling his camera roll with adorable pictures of Shiori. And his beautiful wife, ofc. The last 500 pics on his phone are of you, Shiori, and quite a bit of selfies with him and his little girl. And it’s only been one week

–Tatsu’s heart is overflowing with love upon becoming a dad, filling your head with deep appreciation and revere for allowing him to pass this milestone with you. He quickly becomes the most popular dad on the block, admired and respected by everyone for his loud, but gentle parenting

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–Tora is constantly checking his phone, always on edge that you might suddenly go into labor. One day when he’s at the crepe truck at three in the afternoon, he’s in the middle of whipping up a crepe when you text him SOS,BB OTW! He has never dropped a crepe so fast

–He meets you at the hospital, breathless and yelling for someone to tell him where his wife is. Tora sprints into your room all dramatic like, rushing to your side with immediate worries and demands to know what’s going on

–Tora hates seeing you in pain, which makes it hard for him to watch you in labor. He knows you’re doing it to bring life into the world, life he helped create, but it hurts him to see you yelling and crying in agony. He’ll do his best to encourage you, trying to hype you up for that last push

–He is more focused on you when the baby actually comes out, constantly asking if you’re okay, if you need anything, etc. Then when they push the baby at you guys he’s like “??? Oh, yeah!”

–Much like Tatsu, I think Tora is such a girl dad!!! She would be his angel from the first moment you place her in his big hands. He is her protector, her tiger. Speaking of tigers…

– “How bout we name her Tigress? You know, from Kung Fu Panda? What a boss!”

– “Tora…no.”

– Neither of you want a traditional Japanese name; you settle on Sakima, which means ‘warrior queen.’ Enough flare for Tora, enough uniqueness for you. Her nickname quickly becomes Kima the Killer, courtesy of her father

–Tora does not like random people handling his daughter, even if they are “medical personnel.” He glares at everyone, always asks questions on what they’re doing and why they’re doing it. You have to cool him off sometimes, reassuring your husband that they’re just making sure Sakima is healthy

–Back at home, Tora loosens up a bit. He smiles big smiles, slows himself down and really admires his little girl, staring at and watching her for hours on end. It’s a softer side to Tora no one else usually sees. Feels so relaxed around his little killer who loves tickles and kisses

–Absolutely sends a million pics of him and his daughter to Tatsu, bragging like you wouldn’t believe. Not that you can blame him, Kima is very cute, and already has her father’s intense gold eyes that demand respect

–Tora will take on any challenge brought to him, which includes dirty diapers, spit, puke, snot, spilled milk, anything, and he won’t complain at all, not even silently. Nothing compares to blood and guts anyway

– “It’s an honor to serve my family and get my hands dirty!”

–He is always the one to get up in the middle of the night if Kima cries. In his eyes, you’re already doing so much, have already DONE so much, giving birth and all, Tora won’t let you lift a finger. His wonderful wife is gonna get her beauty rest and not have to worry about a thing

-Tora loves being a bad ass dad and strolling around the neighborhood with his adorable little baby girl and his hot wife, whom he vows to protect with his life. Insert DILF era!

🐕ℳ𝒶𝓈𝒶🥡

–you go into labor in the middle of the night, and it takes you a good five minutes to wake Masa up. Dude can sleep forever, so you pinch his side hard to get him alert. When you do, he still needs to be told several times that you’re going into labor before his brain catches up

– “You’re…huh? Labor? You mean, like…the thing that…you know…really?!”

– Calls Tatsu on the way to the hospital in a panic, having forgotten everything he should do to ease your anxiety. Tatsu talks him through it, but it’s pretty clear that Masa is panicking just as much as you are. Luckily the nurses at the hospital know what they’re doing

–Masa tries to be brave and goes into the delivery room with you. He really doesn’t think it’s a good idea, but the boss said he’s gotta do it, so here he is. Poor boy tries hard to be supportive, but his ramblings only make you more anxious because you can tell HE’S nervous

–as soon as he sees the baby’s head popping out…yeah, he passes out cold, lol. Gory yakuza movies are great, but this kind of explicit imagery is too much for his manly brain to handle. Sorry, but you’re on your own now, kid, lmao

–Tatsu wakes Masa up and waits for everything to be cleaned up before bringing him back in. Masa is scared shitless, eyes wide, hands shaking as he approaches you and your newborn; but the second he sees your tearful smile at him, all his panic drifts away

– “Woah! We really made this thing? Dope! …Huh…it’s kinda ugly, isn’t it? Why does it look like that?”

– It takes some convincing, because Masa is afraid he’ll drop your baby, but you do get him to hold it, and a genuinely excited smile finally comes through. He’s in disbelief about being a dad until he holds the baby in his own arms, amazed at the lively little thing squirming about

–I can see Masa as being a boy dad. He’d be so stoked to have a mini man, would probably try to name it something like Kazuma, Yami, Link, anything from a video game he loves. You would compromise and go with Shinji, a nice name that can also be connected to several games and anime

–Masa feels clueless when you take your son home, anxious about everything you have to do right away…he spends most of his time just staring at the little guy, though, overwhelmed with awe that you two created this. It blows his mind, and he has no idea where to begin

– “So like, what do babies eat? I’ve got like, ten yen…maybe we can get them something small from the convenience store?”

– “Babies drink breast milk for the first year of their lives, Masa.”

– *Masa malfunction*

–For probably the first time in his life, Masa becomes focused, worried that he’s doing everything wrong when really, he’s doing a great job trying to keep up with your newborn. He’s doing his best, and that’s all you could ever ask for; the bags under his eyes prove it

–brags endlessly about his baby boy! He’s YouTube and Instagram famous already. Masa wants to set Shinji up for success and fame

–Although he might whine on the inside, he’ll clean diapers, wipe boogers, clean up puke, get up during the middle of the night, whatever! Masa wants to be as good a father as Tatsu says he can be. Whatever you ask him to do, he’ll do it, even if he feels like he isn’t doing things good enough

– Babies fascinate Masa, lol, and his son is especially interesting to him. He gets so excited whenever Shinji makes a new noise, or a new movement, or just does humanly things in general. He becomes convinced that Shinji’s quick fingers mean he’ll be a great video game player one day

– Speaking of video games, Masa sets his baby son down on the couch with him as he plays, explaining the lore in details a newborn could never understand. He claims Shinji is his good luck charm, and frequently casts a look down at his son to ensure he’s okay. You think it’s cute when you find Masa and Shinji asleep on the couch after completing a hard level together, your two silly boys the best of friends already

–Like Tora, Masa loves showing his baby off, feeling like a real adult when he whips out pictures of Shinji at his first photoshoot; really, it isn’t pride he’s feeling, but just pure, unfiltered happiness he wants to spread to everyone he meets. Masa might worry a lot about his parenting skills, but with you there to help, he thinks he might turn out to be a great dad

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Househusband Headcanon Masterlist

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You're sick

𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘴

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HC Prompt: you're sick and your man is taking care of you

🐉𝒯𝒶𝓉𝓈𝓊🍳

– As seen in the manga, Tatsu has all the remedies for a cold on hand. He’ll ask you 30+ questions about each symptom you’re experiencing, and from there will decide which home remedies can help you feel better. If you live through the initial interrogation, I’m sure they’ll prove useful

– Tatsu definitely hides his fears by doing anything and everything possible to help you. He won’t sit still for even a moment, constantly making food or cleaning or checking on you; anything to avoid negative thoughts, like what if it isn’t just a cold, what if it’s something worse, what if it’s just a symptom of a far worse disease or illness?

– He absolutely cannot stand the thought of losing you, so Tatsu tends to be a bit dramatic when you’re sick. No moving, no eating or drinking whilst unsupervised, no medicines unless they’re okayed by him. You abide by these rules simply because you’re too tired to fight, and Tatsu knows a lot more about illnesses than you (or he’s just done more online research than you, lol)

– Beneath his intense, doctor-like attitude, Tatsu is actually very gentle with you. He’ll put on gloves and hold the tissue as you blow your nose, he’ll hold your water bottle to your lips and slowly tip it, he’ll put your blankets in the drier just to make them warm when you cuddle up in them

– “There ya are, little dragon…some nice, clean sheets for ya. And don’t even think about gettin’ up to get yer own tea–I’ll be back faster than you can say ‘limited time lettuce sale.’”

– none of the housework matters when his baby is sick. Unless dust or dirt is causing your issue, Tatsu will gladly get behind on his housework to take care of you, whether it’s getting you clean tissues, running out to get medicine or simply just sitting beside you, nervously watching over you and making sure you’re comfortable

– just imagining Tatsu giving you such a concerned, heartfelt look when you’re sick makes my heart ache ugh

– Although you’re achy and have a headache and just plain miserable from your cold, you perk up when Tatsu makes you homemade chicken soup. He smiles when he sees you enjoying his creation, sniffling as you thank him for the warm meal. Tatsu is always relieved when he can help eliminate your discomfort

– He won’t want to get too close when you have a cold, but if he has a mask handy he won’t mind hanging out with you for a while, silently wondering how you can possibly look so adorable even when your eyes are red and glossy, when your nose is runny and sticky…it only encourages him to do more for you, so Tatsu can see you thriving once more

– will distract you by telling you all the fun things he has planned for you two when you feel better; then Tatsu will turn on your favorite soap opera and watch with you (he watches it in secret, so he actually knows all the current plot lines, but still pretends to be shocked)

– Tatsu doesn’t mess around when you’re sick, and he’s the first to suggest you see a doctor when the cold doesn’t go away after a week; he’ll drag you there if need be, and writes down every single word the doctor says. He’ll even go so far as to mix your icky tasting medicine with something delicious–as long as it helps you feel better, Tatsu will go above and beyond

– trust me, you want this man around if you’re sick💓

🐅𝒯𝑜𝓇𝒶𝒿𝒾𝓇𝑜🍰

– You tried to throw up quietly, but Tora has the hearing of a paranoid tiger, so there was no hiding your illness from him, to his concern and rage

– “Yer sick?! Who was it, {Y/N}?! Tell me who got ya sick! I’ll let em have it! I’ll let em know what it’s really like to be sick!”

– Tora remembers what his mother used to do for him when he caught the flu as a child, falling back on those blurry memories now; he rolls your shivering body into his thickest quilt, fixes you  umeboshi plum tea, puts an ice pack on your forehead and uses his huge hands to gently rub your upset tummy

– You worry about missing work, and about Tora not opening the crepe truck so he can take care of you, worries immediately shut down by Torajiro, who doesn’t want you worrying about anything other than getting better. He assures you with absolute certainty that missing a few days, or even a week of work isn’t the end of the world. Tora is convincing enough that the thought thankfully exits your brain after a few tiresome hours of anxiety and guilt

– Endless vomit? Tora is right beside you, holding your hair back and comforting you in a low, soothing tone, hiding how upset he is at your discomfort. He really hates seeing you in misery, vowing to be there until you’re 100% better. Tora’s scrunched, worried expression is really cute, so that helps you forget your embarrassment for a moment

– Knowing you love classical music, he’ll put on one of your favorite classical records, hoping it lures you into a much-needed slumber. If it doesn’t, he’ll still lie beside you on the couch and hum along to the song to keep you company. Sometimes, you’ll feel his rough fingers stroke your hair away from your sweaty temples

– Tora has a strong immune system, so he isn’t afraid of catching anything from you, ignoring your warnings. He’ll kiss your head, pull your shivering form against him to get you warm, trap you inside his big arms for hours until you have to throw up again

–Tatsu may have the best chicken soup recipe, but Tora’s okayu (Japanese rice porridge) is a force to be reckoned with. He’ll insist he feed you himself, encouraging you to eat even though you’re not hungry. “Tigers gotta keep up their strength” and all. If you refuse, Tora will give you a big wide eyed look until you cave and eat a few big bites of porridge

– Through the terrible nights of restless sleep, aches and painful vomiting, Tora is always alert, jumping to your side even when he should be resting himself. You feel bad for waking him up frequently, but he assures you it’s no problem. He knows what it’s like to be alone and sick, and never wants you to feel scared in case things take a turn for the worse

– Tora doesn’t like doctors himself, but if you’re the one who’s sick, you better believe he’ll drag you to the clinic if you haven’t gotten better after a few days. He hates to admit that he wasn’t able to cure you with his home remedies, but Tora will always put aside his pride if your well being is involved

– “Whatever my tiger needs, get it! I don’t care about the cost! I’ll burn her insurance company to the ground if I have to!”

– He’s actually a great guy to have around when you’re ill because of his tenacity and loyalty to his loved ones, so you don’t ever have to worry about him dipping out or making you feel guilty for getting sick

– And Tora wasn’t kidding about finding whoever made you sick. If he finds out it’s one of your coworkers, oof…watch out for the tiger🐅

🐕ℳ𝒶𝓈𝒶🥡

– Since Masa doesn’t work, he can stay home with you all day! Idk if this is a good thing, though, because Masa is very child-like himself, so it’s like being sick while looking after a toddler who’s trying to help you with their fake stethoscope

– You’ve got a runny nose, headache, plugged sinuses, sore throat and watery eyes, which Masa deduces from the symptom list Tatsu gave him that you have a cold. He’s had plenty of those before, but doesn’t exactly know how to care for someone with one; Masa usually just suffers until the virus eventually works its way out of his system

– Probably panics at first, because wtf does he know about medicine and illness?? What if he gives you the wrong thing and accidentally kills you? Masa will never be able to live with himself if he makes your cold worse because he’s an idiot

– Masa cares for you and he wants to help, though, so he goes to Google for advice. He doesn’t really know why sue-duh-fedd, ben’s a-drill and a face steamer will help, but if that’s what the guys on Reddit say, what could possibly go wrong? Reddit guys have helped him loads of times before…their advice is like a doctor’s advice to him

– Masa uses your card to buy a random assortment of medicines and machines that may help relieve your agony, rushing back and showing you each item, suggesting you try the face steamer first, because he thinks it’s the coolest. It does actually help you feel a bit better, even if it doesn’t really have any medical purpose, which boosts Masa’s confidence in himself

– “That’s why on the streets they call me The Doc.”

– With your nasally instructions, Masa is able to make you some black tea, and he takes it upon himself to make you ramen. Obviously you aren’t up to eating ramen, but Masa solves this by eating the noodles and leaving you the broth, which soothes your stinging throat. Hey, sometimes he’s a genius!

– Masa is oblivious to how he’s getting germs all over himself in the process of taking care of you, grabbing your dirty tissues, touching his face after touching yours, drinking out of your waterbottle for goodness sake…he claims he’s untouchable because he’s been drinking protein shakes like there’s no tomorrow

– the boy will literally try to kiss you full on the lips to “cure you.” dumbass. At least he’s a lovable dumbass

– Masa knows he’s lousy at taking care of people (and the house, and himself), but he really does want to relieve your suffering. He’ll shove all sorts of medicines down your throat in hopes it will magically cure your stuffy nose. He’ll listen to whatever the Redditers tell him, and definitely tries to get you to attempt their bizarre and just plain silly remedies

– “Okay babe, now b00bMILF3r says to stick one finger in your ear, then hold your breath while drinking water with cayenne pepper in it!”

– When you become tired from these odd suggestions, Masa will get quiet and sit beside where you’re lying on the couch and slowly run a hand over your leg in comfort. He may sneak a video game in or two, but he’ll constantly be glancing over at you to see if you’re okay, and he’ll keep his cheers down to a minimum

– he cringes everytime you blow your nose, but always gets you a new box when you run out, Googling every few minutes to check if someone came up with a cure for the common cold. Masa is upset when they haven’t, and wonders if it’s too late for him to become a scientist. You’re touched by his sudden ambitions, but think he should just stick to being morally supportive

– You’ll probably both end up being sick by the end of the week, lol, but at least then you can bum around in bed together and watch fun videos online to pass the time until you feel better

🐉 🐅 🐕

Househusband Headcanon Masterlist

[suguruslut]

The Way of the Househusband Headcanons (Masterlist)

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MASTERLIST BELOW CUT

Your first kiss

First date

Date night

Going to a carnival

You get a tattoo that matches theirs

Couple outfits

Your wedding (part 1/ part 2)

Telling them you’re pregnant

During your pregnancy

Giving Birth/them as a father

Going to a concert

General relationship headcanons: Masa & Tora

You’re sick

ˡⁱˢᵗ ʷⁱˡˡ ᵇᵉ ᵘᵖᵈᵃᵗᵉᵈ ᵃˢ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ʰᵉᵃᵈᶜᵃⁿᵒⁿˢ ᵃʳᵉ ᵖᵒˢᵗᵉᵈ! ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏˢ ᶠᵒʳ ʳᵉᵃᵈⁱⁿᵍ~

                                                     🐉 🐅 🐕

[suguruslut]

Going to a carnival

𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘴

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Gwen’s Notes: i would take all three of these men to a carnival as my dates. at the same time. just as a social experiment.

🐉𝒯𝒶𝓉𝓈𝓊🍳

-given his lonely childhood, Tatsu never really had the chance to attend carnivals and such, so when you suggest the idea, Tatsu coolly accepts, complaining a little bit about the traffic, jacked up prices, the heat and noises so you won’t catch onto how siked he is to go

-the second you step foot on the carnival grounds, Tatsu is in awe at all the lights, rides, games and food stands surrounding him. he feels like a little kid again, experiencing something amazing for the first time, and before you know it Tatsu is the one dragging you to every booth he sees, keeping a hand on your wrist at all times so you don’t get swept away

-he still wore his suit, but without the apron today, claiming that if you were going to look hot as hell in a crop top and jean shorts, he wanted to look like a “babe” too. hats off to him, the bastard actually did look really hot dressed as a yakuza in a crowd full of sweaty Hawaiian shirts and worn out sandals

-Tatsu can’t believe how delicious the food is; for once he was grateful he didn’t have to pack a picnic for you two, buying all sorts of traditional Japanese street food and a few American things, like foot long corndogs and sugared cinnamon mini donuts ( “Pace yourself, Y/N...we still got churros and hot wings after this.”)

-you stick to the more milder rides, because Tatsu doesn’t really trust the suspicious looking men who set up the creaking rollercoaster, but you don’t mind. watching Tatsu sing karaoke for a contest and annihilating the competition was far more entertaining. he even dedicated his winning song to you, a little number by Shania Twain...

- “Oh, OH, oh, I wanna be free, yeah, to feel the way I feeeeel...Man! I feel like a woman~”

-you and Tatsu both want to check out the craft area, spending a lot of your time discussing househusband trade secrets, getting the scoop on new cleaning products and learning various DIY methods, probably Tatsu’s favorite part of the day. embroidering a cushion for his lovely s/o? just another day in the life of our yakuza househusband

-after walking for a few hours, laughing and pointing out all the sights and fun looking games, Tatsu zones in on a ball throwing game after you comment on an adorable dragon squishable toy a teen boy was trying to win for his girlfriend. poor dude thought Tatsu would be his hero and win the toy for them. sucker

-Tatsu showed no mercy, stepping up and breaking every single bottle with his wicked slider on the first ball, claiming the dragon toy for himself and proudly handing it over to you while the teen and his girlfriend stood there in shock. you named the green dragon Reptar, which Tatsu says was a good name for a worthy “dragon son”

-after claiming your victory price, the two of you winded down by buying some lemonade and going on the ferris wheel together; it was a pleasant way to end the night, admiring the stars and lights as you sat cuddled together, dragon plushie on your lap, Tatsu’s arm around you

- “Hope ya had a good time...I know I did. Yer gonna share Reptar with me, right? Right, Y/N?”

🐅𝒯𝑜𝓇𝒶𝒿𝒾𝓇𝑜🍰

-Tora has been to carnivals before, but only as a crepe slinger, not another chump being tugged along by his s/o. he’s thankful for the switch, though, secretly overjoyed when you surprise him at the end of his shift asking if he’d like to walk around and check out some booths with you

-he knows where all the good food stands are, making you try grilled corn, taiyaki, karaage, and his personal favorite, fried banana split ice cream, which he happily shares with you before discussing the science of making delicious ice cream. you spend at least fifteen minutes listening to Tora and the ice cream genius exchange recipes before moving on to something else

-Tora keeps your hand in his the entire night, growling and glaring whenever someone bumps into you or the crowd starts to get a little too close; the second you ask him to ride with you on a carousel, he lightens up a lot, letting his inner kid shine as you snap pictures of him sitting on a plastic pink horse

-when you stroll past a dunking booth, Torajiro recognizes the dunkee as a cop that locked him up one time. obviously he has to throw some baseballs at the target as revenge, but his rage overwhelms his aim, and it takes thirteen throws before he finally hits the red center, dunking the cop in freezing cold water and laughing his ass off for ten minutes

-hey, if Tora’s happy, you’re happy

-after that incident Tora insists on playing games you find fun, almost crying in joy when you win a coupon for brown rice at the frisbee challenge. you do have to drag him into the freak show tent, though, and he comes out as white as a ghost and looks over his shoulders the rest of the night, insisting the elephant man was after him because Tora “looked at him wrong”

-the real excitement comes when Tora spots a mechanical bull riding competition. did Tora have any experience riding bulls, evil or benign? nope. that wasn’t about to stop him, though, and you can barely watch as Tora climbs up onto the bull and is immediately thrown around like a ragdoll

- “Is that all you got, mechanical bull?!!!!! Bring it on!!! I’ll take all your hits!”

-despite the violent lurches and attempts to throw him off, Torajiro lasts an entire minute, a good fifty seconds longer than necessary. he later informed you (between bouts of vomiting) that he was only on it so long because his foot got stuck in the saddle stirrup and he couldn’t get free. that won’t be the story when you brag to your friends, though

-for his gallant efforts, Tora is awarded a pick between an animal plushie or a free baking class in an upscale Tokyo bakery. you’re shocked that winning such a stupid event would have such a great reward, even more shocked when Tora declines the baking class and instead choses a tiger squishable, which he gifts to you

-you name the tiger Hobbes, and spend the rest of your night walking hand in hand with Tora and explaining the story of Calvin and his imaginary tiger Hobbes to your man, Tora listening with a small smile on his lips, wondering how he got so lucky as to share this night with you

🐕ℳ𝒶𝓈𝒶🥡

-Masa had been to his fair share of carnivals before, but only with his mom, not any friends; you found that extremely depressing, and insisted you go together when the local carnival opened for the evening. Masa slept all day in preparation

-Masa talks big, as we all know, but isn’t actually that much into adrenaline rushes and things that will overexert his lazy self. luckily you’re the same, and you two mostly spend your evening at the carnival avoiding the rides, finding joy in the food and entertainment (who was “ImmortalD325″ dominating at karaoke?)

-the man can eat like you wouldn’t believe, and even though he claims to never have any money, he spends a hell of a lot of yen on cotton candy, pizza, slushies, hot dogs, popcorn, any traditional fatty food he can find. Masa shares with you, of course, and makes sure to tease you when you get food on your face as you angrily wonder how your man can stay so skinny when he eats like the show pigs you saw earlier

-for revenge, you let an eleven year old girl paint Masa’s face at the face painting booth~ Masa is horrified at the colorful flowers, peace signs and other girlish things splashed onto his skin, but laughs it off when he sees how hard you’re laughing. anything to make his s/o smile! public humiliation means nothing anymore--in fact, it’s almost Masa’s way of life

-your next stop is the photobooth! this is a night to remember, you insist, and Masa reluctantly poses with you in all his adorable facepaint glory. you make up for it by getting a pic of you two kissing, however, and there’s a line for the booth by the time you two exit

- “Oh my god, Y/N--they have pony rides! Pony rides, Y/N!”

-Masa is all jumpy and excited while you wait in line with children and their parents, but he gets a little nervous once the time comes to approach the ponies. you tell him it will be fine, and Masa believes you, but still looks anxious as you two climb onto your ponies

-the ride goes smoothly, given you’re only going in slow circles, Masa smiling and cheering much like the children around him. he now believes he will become a famous horse racer one day, a dream cut short when the pony bites his hand when Masa tries to pet his nose after the ride

- “The dream is dead, Y/N...I’ll never become a famous horse racer now! NEVERRRRR!”

- “Mommy, that guy is acting weird towards that pony!”

-there’s one game Masa has to play in order to win a cute dog plushie and impress you once and for all. the game is balloon darts, and Masa is probably the worst dart thrower you’ve ever seen in your entire life. he can’t manage to even graze a balloon, though he does hit another stuffed animal prize and the man running the stand

-after Masa spends FOUR THOUSAND YEN (which he was supposed to pay back to a debt collector...sigh), you decide it’s time to step in. on the first try, you hit a balloon on the top row, dead on. Masa forgets about his shock when you hand him the dog plushie he really wanted, blushing and thanking you like a schoolgirl

-the man running the balloon stand is not impressed

-Masa names the dog Spot. yeah. spot. all your hard work and he names the plushie Spot. oh well...at least you have the cute pictures you took at the photobooth

                                                      🐉 🐅 🐕

[suguruslut]

Going to a concert

𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘴

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Gwen’s note: i saw mcr and angele in concert this year...the only thing missing was a househusband to hold my snacks...

🐉𝒯𝒶𝓉𝓈𝓊🍳

--as we know, Tatsu is really into rap music, so when you win tickets to see Agust D in concert, Tatsu flips his shit. dude won’t stop talking about it for all the months leading up to the concert. he actually makes Goda cry one time out of jealousy

--once the night arrives, Tatsu is over prepared, waiting outside the arena a good four hours before the show starts; nobody dared cut in front of you guys, and he was one of the first in line for merch, grinning proudly at your matching t-shirts

--he somehow got all his snacks and water bottles past security?? don’t ask how, he’ll never tell

--once you get in, Tatsu’s leading the way through the crowd with a gentle grip on your hand, making you drink water and sit at least for a few minutes since you’ll be standing and jumping the entire concert. the place is packed, but he assures you there’s no hitmen nearby

--definitely tears up when Agust D first comes out, then REALLY gets into it all while staying within concert etiquette. he sings all the lyrics, which he knows by heart, and it makes you smile to see him so happy and inspired

--dedicates each song to you, even though he didn’t write them; the only time this makes you cry is when he says it before AMYGDALA, his favorite off Agust D’s new album. Tatsu says it reminds him of how bad things were before meeting you, but now that you’re in it together, life and its choices seem a lot less difficult

-- immediately following the show and still riding the concert high... “I bet I can make my own mixtape! I found some great ideas on Pinterest...whattya think of that, Y/N?!”

🐅𝒯𝑜𝓇𝒶𝒿𝒾𝓇𝑜🍰

--Tora strikes me as a heavy metal kind of guy, always head banging and screaming his heart out whilst driving his kawaii crepe truck. when you surprise him with tickets to Beast in Black, he almost crushes your back with how tightly he hugs you

--listens to all their albums the week leading up to the concert, nonstop repeat so he knows all the words to every single song. luckily you love him, so you find it endearing to listen to him scream as loud as he can for most of the day. and pretend he knows how to play electric guitar

--doesn’t want to arrive early bcz that’s “uncool,” so you guys show up just as the concert is starting, Tora shoving his way through the crowd with you using him as a shield

-- “Outta the way, scrubs! A true fan is coming through!”

--literally pushes his way right up to the stage. you won’t be able to hear tomorrow, but how can you care about that when you see Tora’s face light up upon the band entering?

--he really did learn all the lyrics, screaming and singing with a grin on his face as he keeps one arm around you at all times, pumping his other fist in time with the music; you can’t believe how carefree Tora is acting, thinking you should bring him to heavy metal concerts more often

--One Night In Tokyo is his absolute favorite song, but he won’t admit to shedding tears after hearing it live. well, maybe just to you, because you got it on video for blackmail material

--for sure had you take a million pictures of him at the concert so he can brag to his friends (Tatsu) and frame some for your apartment

🐕ℳ𝒶𝓈𝒶🥡

--I can see Masa being very into trendy music, especially Jpop and Kpop. when he hears Band Maid is in town, he blows his last paycheck on two tickets; imagine his shock when you say you’ve never heard any of their songs

--by the time the concert comes around, let’s just say you now know every single song from each album, thanks to Masa overloading you with fandom info. you know each member, their life history, favorite foods, iconic looks, etc. etc. your husband is a major BM nerd, okay?

-- “I can’t believe you’ve never listened to them before! Here’s their first album, which I think was the third best out of all their albums, and here’s a list of the biggest venues they’ve played at, and...”

--should’ve put that boy on a leash...Masa gets lost at the venue at least five different times, always in search of the nearest bathroom and ending up in creepy hallways and surrounded by strangers

--they literally call your name over the speakers to come get him, lmao. once you clip him to your belt the concert starts, and the second the girls step on stage, Masa bursts into tears and squeals, though you’re not sure if it’s because he’s excited for the music or bcz they’re all wearing maid outfits...

--I think Masa would have a great singing voice, so it’s actually pleasant to hear him sing along with the band. you guys had pretty good seats, and Masa was taking endless pics and videos of both Band Maid and you two. before the concert was even over he set his wallpaper as one of your cheerful selfies, concert lights streaming over your faces

--dumbass didn’t even realize he bought backstage passes, and his favorite member, Misa (bcz her name is similar to his), actually signs his t-shirt for him, prompting him to pass out in your arms

--he’s just as elated when he wakes up as he was when he passed out, and will probably never stop talking about the time you two went to a Band Maid concert together

                                                        🐉 🐅 🐕

[suguruslut]

Telling them you’re pregnant

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-tbh, Tatsu might unconsciously know you’re pregnant before you do; the man has a sixth sense or something. he notices your eating habits change, your sudden dislike of certain smells, etc., but in case something else might be going on, he doesn’t say anything about the things he’s noticed

-yes, Tatsu saw the pregnancy tests you tried to hide from him, but still said nothing. after confirming that you were pregnant, you walk straight out of the bathroom to the kitchen where Tatsu is arranging dinner: he opens his mouth to announce that the food is ready, but seeing you start to speak, goes quiet

- “Tatsu, I’m...I’m pregnant.”

-Tatsu is taken aback by the sudden declaration, dirty spatula falling from his hand as you see his eyes widen behind sunglasses. sure, he knew something different was going on with your body, but...pregnancy? his DIY books didn’t say anything about pregnancy

-seeing he is unable to move, you rush forward and take his hands, squeezing them tightly in encouragement, needing his formal reaction to this huge news. would he be afraid or stoic? would he be concerned or despondent?

- “Really?” He asks breathlessly, hands shaking slightly in your grip. “Yer really... pregnant?”

-when you smile brightly at him, a silent confirmation, Tatsu loses it, hiding his face in your shoulder as he cries silent tears of joy. the crying soon turns to disbelieving laughter, wondering how a guy like him got so lucky to get a second chance at life, a chance to have a family with the person he loves most

-the worrying will come later, after he’s had time to reflect on his own childhood and young adulthood, but for now, everything in the world is okay. he has you, a lovely home, good friends, and now there’ll be yet another thing for him to love and care for--for Tatsu, there was nothing better than that

-the crying session will be quickly followed by Tatsu doing immediate research on how best to nurture and care for his pregnant s/o, so you better have a pen and notebook at the ready

🐅𝒯𝑜𝓇𝒶𝒿𝒾𝓇𝑜🍰

-Tora finding out his s/o is pregnant could go a few ways, depending on whether or not the pregnancy was planned

-with Tora, you plan how you’re going to tell him, knowing that depending on how his day went, his reaction to your announcement could go either way. you wait until a quiet evening when he returns from slinging crepes, whistling and apparently in a content mood

-although you originally planned your speech, when Tora asks you how your day was, you kind of just blurt it out, stunning him. his eyes go wide, his mouth opens, unable to function for a solid minute as the information sinks in

- “Yer...pregnant? Like...with my kid?” You nod, and he breaks eye contact for a second, staring at the ground with the gears turning inside his brain. the long moment of silence following spikes your anxiety to new heights, unsure what his tense posture means

-it’s possible that with his rough background, Tora thinks having a kid is too dangerous, as he still has many enemies running around from his yakuza life. it’s possible, you think, that he may have some serious reservations about bringing a child into the world...just how strong those reservations might be, you don’t know, and it makes waiting for his reply even more maddening

-suddenly, Tora crushes you into a hug, swooping you into his arms and holding you tightly against his chest. he doesn’t say anything for a long time, just holds you close, a thousand thoughts, both worrisome and joyful rushing through his mind--joy was trying to come out on top, a feeling he wasn’t accustomed to experiencing, but longed desperately for

- “I ain’t good with words,” Tora whispers in your ear. “But I won’t let you down, you or our child--I swear on it. I’ll be a good father.”

- you had no doubts about Tora’s promise, letting him know he didn’t have to be perfect to be a good father, and that you would work it out together. he might have cried, but if Tatsu or anyone else asked, it was only a few tears (it was actually a lot--he secretly always wanted children)

🐕ℳ𝒶𝓈𝒶🥡

-Obviously Masa doesn’t plan anything in his life, so you getting pregnant was a total accident. despite that, you’re actually excited to be having Masa’s baby, barely able to keep it a secret from your friends, because obviously you wanted the father to know first

-when Masa wakes up from another five hour nap after you return from work, you give him the news and he is completely confused, blinking at you slowly while still trying to wake himself up

- “Pregnant? ...But I thought the storks bring babies?” No, sweetie...

-After you give him a detailed explanation of pregnancy and how it happens, Masa jumps to his feet with a burst of energy and understanding, hands going to grab at his hair as his brain catches up with this information. A baby? He’s going to be father? Him? who would’ve thought?

-hugs you wildly and excitedly for several minutes, not even thinking about what a huge weight of responsibility this will be for both of you, only thinking about how happy he is to soon have a child, something he never thought would happen to a “loser” like him

-does he know anything about children or pregnancy? hell no. but that doesn’t stop him from being thrilled, thinking about all the fun things you guys will get to do with your child once they’re born, a family all your own--finally, he’ll have something he can always be proud of (hello househusband!)

-When you ask if he’s worried, Masa hides his anxiety. “No way, babe! Why would I be nervous?! You’ll be a great mom, and I’ll...well, I’ll be the dad! Yeah!”

-Once he thinks about it a little longer...oh yeah. He’ll definitely need to give Tatsu a call ASAP

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[suguruslut]

Your wedding (part 2)

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Gwen’s Note: ayyyeee part 2 of the big day!!

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-nothing about your wedding day went unplanned, from the classic Japanese garden venue to the dessert table. Tatsu actually distracted from his nerves by planning everything so carefully, but found his nerves went away when you two finally met at the aisle

-Tatsu cried on the inside, definitely. he wanted to look cool for the photos, but internally? a sappy mess. he never imagined ever having a wedding day of his own, so this was a huge moment for him as a person, and he almost lets a few tears drop when you two exchange rings

-Tatsu means every vow he says, and isn’t at all embarrassed by your first kiss as a married couple. he even manages a not-entirely-scary smile afterwards. seeing your glowing face is all he needs to allow his stone faced mask to crumble

-as for the reception, Tatsu keeps your money bag close at all times, but once you reassure him no one will take your gifts, all his attention returns to you (and the delicious food he picked out, feeding you the best bites and making sure neither of you drink too much, because, well...you’d both be asleep in minutes)

-so many pictures! Tatsu doesn’t want to forget a single thing about this day, and makes sure you two pose with all your friends, family, the cake, the garden, anything and everything, showing everyone how amazing his s/o looks today and every day

-can Tatsu dance? he tries his hardest, that’s for sure. even if he couldn’t feel his feet, if you wanted to keep dancing, Tatsu would never say no

-your first dance song is Double Rainbow by Katy Perry. you felt that this song described your love very well

-in spite of Tatsu’s original worries, your perfect Japanese garden wedding goes smoothly, and Tatsu always says it was by far the happiest day of his life

🐅𝒯𝑜𝓇𝒶𝒿𝒾𝓇𝑜🍰

-Tora may be a crepe slinger, but the man wants his wedding to be fancy af, even if only 15 out of the 30 people you invited show up. he’ll put everything together himself by your design, may even ask Tatsu for some DIY ideas for centerpieces. anything for your big day. anything.

-your wedding is at a public park, the one Tora privately proposed to you at, a special place for both of you. lanterns are hung on trees and give off a nice light source for the entire area

-you don’t even want to know how many people Tora threatened into giving you wedding stuff for a cheaper price...if your husband wants golden thrones at your head table, who are you to stop such a king? everything is gold, gold, gold, with a splash of blue here and there to match your rings

-Tora isn’t really into traditional vows and such, very straightforward with his meaningful words to you, and yes, much like when he’s been drinking, Tora will burst into tears the second you start speaking. similar to Tatsu, he doesn’t really know how an ex-yakuza like him got so lucky as to have a normal life with you, but he’s eternally thankful

-Tora’s sister is the maid of honor. she laughs at her brother as he sobs before quickly pulling himself together and kissing you like he means it. the dramatic bitch even dips you down for more dramatic effect

-obviously the food is a big deal. Tora made the crepes himself, an excessive amount he insisted was necessary. he feeds you the best one and smiles when he sees whipped cream all over your lip, feeling confident you both made a good choice by agreeing to stay together forever

-both of you want to show the other off, so you make a long round of saying hello to your guests, arms wrapped around each other the entire time (yeah, so Tora isn’t the only dramatic one in this relationship...what of it?)

-your first dance song is What If Love by Wendy. sappy? yeah. but your new hubby loves Touch Your Heart, so that’s that song

-all in all, Tora was certain your wedding was the best one of the spring season (yes, even better than Tatsu’s), and no royal wedding could ever top it

🐕ℳ𝒶𝓈𝒶🥡

-You guessed it...Masa was late to his own wedding ceremony. you forgive him, ofc, knowing he wasn’t leaving you at the altar and instead was just being his usual procrastinating self

-Masa is a big baby, but he tries his hardest during your beach ceremony to hold his tears back. he forgets most of his lines and has to have the official repeat everything four times, his antics getting laughs from the small audience gathered. there isn’t much tradition going on, mostly things randomly thrown together from movies you two had seen ( “Yakuza Gets Married” )

-Tatsu is the best man, obviously, given he basically planned the entire wedding for you two. he subtly helps Masa through the ceremony and held onto the beautiful gold rings (probably real gold...) which Masa bought from a “guy he knows” for 11,000 yen

-although your wedding was cheap and simple, the beautiful water backdrop at sunset made for a pleasant and fun event, food brought out immediately after Masa finished blushing from your first kiss as a married couple

-Masa trying to toast...oof. most of it is incoherent, despite him having a high alcohol tolerance, but you manage to remember everyone that helped you two put together this day (because you needed a lot of help). there isn’t much drama on your wedding day, mostly just fun and mishaps, all of which Tatsu gets on camera

-your first dance song is 2 Much by Justin Bieber, modern, short & sweet

-even with a small wedding, you and Masa both agree that it was the most fun you’ve ever had, getting your fancy outfits covered in sand from all the dancing you two do

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