#truly truly truly outrageous

[ronanwhitehouse]

Their songs ARE better.

[xiaq]

Men will let you borrow their softest shirt to sleep in, lull you into a false sense of security for a year, and then have the audacity to take it back on a random Thursday while doing laundry and wear it?? During the day?? Like a normal shirt???

Sir. That is my sleeping shirt. And it certainly is not to be worn during daylight hours unless it’s a leisurely Sunday morning and we’re making pancakes to take back to bed and it’s on my body because it’s my sleeping shirt.

[thetarttfuldickhead]

So are you two friends now?

That's wonderful.

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Coming up with ways for Jango to have way too many sons in aus is kinda fun tbh. I know the most common thing is just for him to have a big family and that's fine but ideally could be way weirder. Maybe all the sperm at the sperm bank got swapped with Jango's and there's a nationwide epidemic of mini Jangos. Maybe someone discovered a compound full of a hundred of boys in the desert in idk Nevada or somewhere and only the first ten or whatever even have birth certificates and they're all 'homeschooled' (badly) and it gets a lot of press and everyone has a lot of questions, such as "what the fuck?" and also perhaps "how?". Maybe there was an actual secret cloning project not unlike canon but it's in a modern au.

[autistic-yuri]

I can’t believe the first Intrepid Heroes PC/PC romance was Pinocchio x Little Red Riding Hood

[localbionerd]

i fucking forgot. about this drawing i made back in june of mettaton if he raided the shitty party city pride section

my friend sent me a bunch of pics and was like "imagine if mettaton wore these" and this eyesore was born

[yeraskier]

i really wish the amount of love jaskier gets from the fandom was reflected in the show

every time you open your dash you’re probably bombarded by jaskier appreciation posts because this fandom fucking loves him and yet somehow all the show does is treat him like he’s disposable when he’s really really not

what makes matters worse is that he isn’t treated like this in the books so why the fuck is it like that in the show? jaskier deserves so much better

[autisticlancemcclain]

i fucking wish i could draw at the skill i imagine in my brain. the amount of comics i outline and thumbnail, never to see the light of day,

[hella1975]

hiiii haha. hello. exceptionally awkward introduction bc idrk how to start something like this so let's just jump right in. im taking a break from this account for a bit. i know i said i wanted taob out before halloween and currently im fine sticking with that deadline, but if i decide i need longer away then i will take longer away. every time ive reassured people that id never abandon a fic and updates will always come eventually i never once considered that my writing and ability to feel safe and comfortable on this site would be actively taken from me, so im not even going to apologise. i dont want this either and more importantly i dont fucking deserve it. i dont know what it is in the past year, if ive hit a certain amount of followers or 'popularity' that's made it so the natural ratio of positive to negative interactions must in turn go up, but there's been a serious uptick in weird asks for me. the annoying part is that a very small amount of them are actually objectively mean and hateful, the rest are just weird and invasive from people who seemingly dont realise that's what they're being. ive reached a point where i dont care if the intentions are good. it's not my job as a 20 year old tumblr user of all things to defend the morality of someone who couldnt even bother to come off anon. unfortunately, after blocking only one or two anons, the weird asks have decreased substantially, which says all you need to know about the fascinating and exhilarating lives led by these people, but ive also gone on to turn anon asks off entirely. this is something i actively fought against doing and had to be pushed into by my mutuals (who have been the coolest people on planet earth during this entire thing). turning off anon was a big deal to me even if it sounds silly. i felt betrayed and like id been backed into a corner because it was so vehmently something i DIDNT WANT that to feel like i had to do it anyway for my own mental health??? that sucks. so even though ive 'fixed' the problem, im still kind of reeling and uncomfortable every time i come on tumblr. i hope it's just something i need time to ease because i'll truly be devastated if this becomes 'ruined' for me. tumblr exists as the only place in the world where i am honestly every facet of myself without shame or hesitation; losing that would be insanely harmful to me. and to the people who cant appeal to the actual human behind the post, let me put that in words you can understand: we wouldn't get any more writing 😦😦😦 riots and fires and sirens, i know. so yeah. to anyone who has sent me an anon ask and you're now wondering if you were part of the problem, im firmly of the belief that you'll know if you are. when i say 'weird asks' i dont mean 'you sent me a para about your personal life just to vent or ask for advice' or 'you sent me a really deep emotional compliment about the impact me and/or my writing has had on you' - i love asks like that, so much that i put off taking a break and turning off anon solely for the joy they bring me. im sorry that it might feel like you're being punished too bc of the actions of what in reality is a HANDFUL of weird people, but this is what i feel like i have to do to feel safe and not go insane every time i log in. love you guys, hopefully ill see you soon x

[moonshynecybin]

Question about rosquez, when do you think that Vale started looking at Marc as someone he likes and not just someone who he paid attention because on his riding skills

oh immediately once he got into the big leagues… like vale DOES like making friends with the up and comers in the paddock and we have ALL seen those gifs in qatar 2013 like. oh my god. jesus christ. also quite frankly i think he enjoys being flattered like he enjoys it when people are fans of him it isnt a deterrent to making friends unless you are like maybe lando norris level thirsty and even then he will send you like $2000s worth of neon yellow merch. umm and he liked marc! theyre similar people and they made each other laugh, they goofed off in press conferences, vale made fun of him on twitter, they were friends! even the official motogp account was like omg besties <3 and a lot of presscons/parc ferme interactions that year were. frankly gay sex it was sucking it was fucking it was UNCOUTH. like this is 2013. so are these two. so is this. and THIS. and uhhh this, this, this, this, and thats only me going through like half my tag. like it was ON so fast

[squishosaur]

natsume voice: of course, only a real pathetic sadboy could lose the @pathetic-sadboy-contest in round one....

[detectivecatsuitdrew]

my thought when seeing that newsletter

like surely no one at HeR was like, yeah, let's hint that we'll be announcing a new Nancy Drew game soon as a joke, that'll go over real well with the fans since so many of them have been constantly asking us about it

[sisterdivinium]

Lilith might just have made the worst choice she could in going to Jillian, no? Not just because of basically becoming her lab rat and throwing herself into the unknown by walking into the ark, but because of the sharp, undeniable contrast that is painfully drawn between Jillian's love for Michael, which sees her stop at nothing to retrieve him, and Lilith's mother's indifference towards her own daughter.

Of course she had met Jillian before, but season one had another context to it. Now, however...

Here's a woman who will set the whole world on fire in order to help her son if she must; meanwhile, Lilith's mother could care less if she knew about her daughter's little season frolicking in the flame pits of hell after being dragged there by a tarask.

Lilith goes to Jillian expecting the brilliant scientist -- she finds her, but perhaps more than that she finds the devoted mother she does not have. There's a cruelty to Jillian's treatment of her, of course, but in this moment of recognition she realises that a) not only is her worth still seen as tied to her "usefulness" to others, but b) that nobody will do for her what Jillian is doing for her son... And that might just be the deepest wound.

[oldshrewsburyian]

Your Tyrone Power propganda bewitched me body and soul. I voted for him because of it and the poll came out 50.1 to 49.9

You are truly making a difference thank you for your service

I'm so delighted, thank you! (Parenthetical recommendation: his filmography is so much fun! He's one of the classic Hollywood actors I would have loved to see less constrained by typecasting, because I think there's a real nuance and intensity he brings to his roles which is fascinating.) Cheers!

[jellycreamjammedart]

Just say you think cp is ok as long as the minors are fictional you fuckin pedophile

Normally I ignore hostile or pre-judgmental asks on the off chances I get them, but I'll make exception for this one because it seems like a good opportunity for some much needed nuance-- also because I get this person's disgust, I really do.

But you, my fella, must understand that this isn't about the morality or even lack thereof behind dark fictional content, at all. You must realize that wanting dark and taboo fictional content (yes including that one you mentioned) not being allowed to exist actually does nothing to improve or protect irl lives, much on the contrary actually. No, I don't think there's any possible moral reason behind fictional cp content (nor do I find it 'ok',) but once again, this isn't about morality.

Please take a moment to read this thread (it words this topic better than me) then think it over. Trust me, it's a better use of your time than annoying ppl online with words you can't even bother standing up for with your name/face.

[itspileofgoodthings]

I love the rhyming on ttpd. can only think of two examples currently but I know there’s more.