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[justaferalcrow]

Things me and my co-worker have actually said at work (we work at a coffee shop/bakery/ice cream place)

Me: I almost broke my ankle.

Co-worker: Huh?

Me: I said, I almost broke my ankle.

Co-worker: Ohh I thought you said you broke your inhaler.

Me: I don't even have an inhaler.

Co-worker: For a second I thought you were gonna say you didn't have ankles.

Me: I have inhalers for ankles.

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Co-worker: We're doing really good, I bet we'll get out of here before five.

Me: Nooo you've jinxed us!

later...

Co-worker: I did jinx us.

Me: What?!

Co-worker: I said I did jinx us.

Me: That makes so much more sense than what I thought you said.

Co-worker: ...What did you think I said?

Me: I thought you said you did Jesus.

Co-worker and me: prolonged eye contact

Co-worker and me: simultaneously explode into laughing fits while staggering around the kitchen

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(so I was telling her how one time someone thought I was a lesbian and somehow that developed into me being her gay grandmother even though we're both the same age and straight)

Co-worker: *after laughing about a gay grandma joke* We both need therapy.

Me: *finger guns* maybe...couples therapy?

Co-worker: *dies of laughter again*

[arowrath]

we need 2 different block buttons one thats like No hard feelings just not vibing with ur blog for whatever reason and the other thats like I blocked you because i hate you specifically with my whole heart and soul

yes i know about filtering urls. Thats not what i am talking about though ❤️

[raptorrobot]

...like antennas to heaven

link to the full image

[bloodrediscream]

“ I know you're there…”

@partycoffin

[thenearsightedmicroraptor]

Seen a lot of posts about people coming into your notifications out of nothing and liking your entire blog, but here's a shoutout to the people who do Not follow you, who appear out of nowhere, reblog One (1) post that you are Not the op of, and then you never see them again. Where did you come from girl.

[hellsitegenetics]

I'm doing it. Whatever organism this comes up as, I will make a character* of that species. Even if it's a plant. Even if it's a mushroom. Even if it's microscopic. Even if it's barely studied. Even if it's a species I've made before.

(if this comes up as human I might actually cry but I'll still do it)

*probably just a character design but still

String identified: ' g t. at ga t c a, a a caact* tat c. t' a at. t' a . t' ccc. t' a t. t' a c ' a .

( t c a a gt acta c t ' t t)

*a t a caact g t t

Closest match: Sus scrofa family with sequence similarity 76 member B (FAM76B), transcript variant X4, misc_RNA Common name: Wild boar

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[frejs-froggy-artblog]

I am finally watching One Piece

[savaralyn2]

[apocketfullofpoesis]

John Steinbeck, Journal of a Novel: The East of Eden Letters

[abbyroe]

You have hurt me so many times, and I’ll forgive you every single time.

[shirmirart]

making new memories... ✨

[porrigens]

💤💤

[bamsara]

was anyone going to tell me there are fanlore pages about me and my works or did i have to find that out by myself when i tried searching for one of my tumblr posts in a google search bar

edit: i just read through the solar lunacy one and some of the details on there are just kind of....wrong. lmao

edit: there's one for my iz fics??

[mimimar]

page 7 of my ivy comic ✿

<previous page completed full comic> first page (prints)

[bloodrediscream]

🌟Some Reboot AU doodles🌟

Yes ill work on adding more accessories bc JULIE TAKES THE STAGE with that! I'll make each character pop more next time 😏💗

[brenninthetaylorverse]

hi, i'm taylor and i was born in 1989!