#turning shitpost

[messy-haired-bum]

Yuder, casually: You are the only one who can command me. I never even thought about throwing out any gifts you've ever given me even when I felt conflicted over you. The only future I see is the one where you are in-

Kishiar:

[wojtekaneko]

tfw the god of madness tells you to chill out

[azureeall]

I accidentally spent too much effort on this shitpost so now I'm forcing y'all to witness this masterpiece

(This is based on a joke from the official sky discord server btw)

[haejjoon]

in a fight right

[unsung-idiot]

way to ruin the mood

[kawareo]

I'm a Gortash enjoyer, which means I obviously enjoy watching him get the shit beaten out of

[meanbossart]

are we still doing mean girls jokes in 2024 or

[kedicatt]

more dogboy laios edits!

huge thanks to @zonkity-zoo for providing the screenshots for this <333

[mothpendragon]

ShadowPeach Bio Parents AU be like:

Someone asked for the full scene and I am here to deliver!!

And once again, hope you get a kick outta this @kyri45

Also enjoy me on the piano in the beginning bit

Couldn’t figure out some of the logistics of this scene since it doesn’t completely line up with the story of the ShadowPeach Bio Parents AU, so instead I just made it about the AU in general

I had a lot of fun making this

But seriously this took…..hours……..so many hours

[messy-haired-bum]

Yuder: Please fire me if I bring trouble to the Cavalry.

Kanna: Please fire me if I bring trouble to the Cavalry.

Kishiar, watching two of his brightest subordinates fighting to leave: (⊙ ᴗ ⊙💢)

Yuder, now Commander's Assistant: 👁️👄👁️

Kanna, now Deputy Commander: 👁️👄👁️

[aimapandu]

Hhhhhhhh floyd... Whos gonna tell him..

[venator-signum]

kamala khan would have the most horrendous ao3 author's notes known to man

"hey guys sorry the update is late i switched places with an avenger (ajdgrhsh literally crying) and a really cool space scientist lady and then got into a fight and some alien dudes wrecked my house and then I met Nick fury and I was literal space it was crazy and I had to help save the universe and saw said scientist lady give up her life to save all of us... anyways hope you like the new fic, branching out with an arranged marriage au for this one!!!"

[quixoticprince]

When your medic leaves to go pocket another man or something

[jackalopescruff]

wikipedia is always trying to hit funding goals and all I have to say is if they made a cunty wikipedia crop top like the USPS did for themselves theyd be funded for the next 15 years on tgirl sales alone

[qualityrain]

bro is not listening ‼️‼️‼️

@aphantomdweeb

[gigireece16]

my favorite little lesbian cannibals