#turtle the chef

[hazbin-chef]

Howdy, friend!

I'm Turtle, the chef at the Hazbin Hotel. I spend most of my time cooking, or gathering ingredients to cook with! There's tons of cheap ingredients around the Pride Ring, if you know where to look (and how to catch them). I plan to post my notes and recipes here to help other folks in a bind find good eatin' around here!

When I'm not cooking, you can find me spending time with my best friends, Webster and Ptáček. Webster is the transcriptionist over at @hazbinradio , but I haven't been able to find Ptáček's blog...yet. @peccantumaskrp is my manager, and he's a swell guy, if'n a little uptight.

I hope you enjoy my blog! Feel free to come to the hotel and chat awhile!

Hey there! Turtle here, the real Turtle. You can call me TurtleTime so it's not confusing. Turtle is a combination self-insert and OC. They're a sort of AU version of myself, of if my life had gone a little differently. But I'm really good at separating fiction from reality, so there's no need to worry about me taking things personally.

I'm 25+, and have been roleplaying for 15 years now. I welcome interactions from all types, as long as you're 18 years old or older. Hazbin Hotel is an adult show for a reason.

[chiscribbs]

Disaster Twins Karaoke Battle (alt title: Getting Hyped for the Next Lair Games)

These sketches are old, but I couldn't let National TMNT Day pass without showing my appreciation in some way. I drew these some months ago, while listening to the song Stalemate from the Death Note musical yes, that's a thing, go check it out on loop, and forgot to post them. The song is a bop and I could so easily see the twins loving it, and loving to perform it even more. Massive theatre nerds, the both of them, no one can convince me otherwise.

(In my mind, Leo is singing Jeremy's part and Donnie is singing Jarrod's, but it's interchangeable.)

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

[scatterbrainedbot]

(okay so i wanted to play with this a lot more but its been like a month and @somerandomdudelmao has posted like twenty updates since so im gonna just slap some textures on it and call this donezo for now)

cass has given us so many amazing moments, and plenty are far more intense and emotional than this but like

theres just. something about casey saying this,

and having to then quietly go back down into the sewers, alone

bonus:

[peteneems]

[heckitall]

dont mind that he's facing a different way than Donnie is

its all by design

and not at all because i flipped the image and forgot to flip it back before adding details

ANYWAY my attempt at a Raphie design

Donnie | Raph | Leo | Mikey

[shantechni]

the way raph angrily shouts booyakasha when shooting the newtraliser........ ending it all i can't take this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

season 5 is killing me man

Boi has never been closer to killing someone than in that moment😭😭which is saying a lot

[sitting-on-me-bum]

Mary River turtle: The green-haired oddball that can breathe through its butt for 72 hours

The Mary River turtle has adapted to life underwater after splitting from all other living turtle lineages more than 18 million years ago.

Name: Mary River turtle (Elusor macrurus)

Where it lives: Mary /Moonaboola River, Queensland, Australia

The mary river turtle can spend days underwater with the help of a specialised organ inside its butt.

(Image credit: Rob D the Pastry Chef via Shutterstock)

[sewerpeaches]

Little Brothers: Shenanigans vs. Big Brothers: Efficiency

[oh-bother-stickers]

[picsfortheday]

[misteria247]

Tmnt/Rottmnt: Gives me found family

Me emotional and sobbing: Omg I love this troupe

Fairly Oddparents/Nicktoons Unite: Gives me found family

Me emotional and unhinged: Omg I love this troupe

Supernatural: Gives me found family

Me emotional and insane: Omg I love this troupe

Gravity Falls: Gives me found family

Me emotional and blubbering like a moron: Omg I love this trou-

[kidcore-nostalgia]

[guccigarantine]

they did a really good job picking out the two parties this season bc i was a little worried the sheer gravitational pull im getting from elena and veile would make me favor the one side but the combination of janine playing a fancy lad, sylvi’s emo knight elf, and keith’s ex-wizard double shield guy really balances things out

[ickyyrus]

errmmmm junior and donnie dood,,, they mean everything to me actually

[kesoyotes]

@tmaynt Challenge: Day 15 - Best Karai

" you are who you choose to be. not what others make you "