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nephis-bow-and-aroace · 2 years

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Therapist: Mormon knock-off LEGOs aren’t real, they can’t hurt you.

Mormon knock-off LEGOs:

#tw puns #queerstake #tumblrstake #mormonism #lds

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asl-bros-incorrect-quotes · 10 months

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Ace: *suddenly busts out laughing*

Sabo: What?

Ace: I noticed all the beets in the garden were dying. So I said to myself: What do we have in our garden? We have a bunch of dead beets.

#one piece #portgas d. ace #fire fist ace #sabo #revolutionary sabo #asl brothers #asl pirates #incorrect one piece quotes #one piece incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #tw puns #source family:#brother #do not repost

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the12thnightproject · 1 year

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Cybirb's releasing another new game!

(A game that lets me romance Darcy? TAKE MY MONEY NOW.)

It’s the first day of your employment as an antique book appraiser, a job you’ve dreamed of for years. On your first assignment, you’re sent out to an estate sale. Intrigued by the gothic mansion, you wander the grounds, and discover, under a pile of andirons, a book. The book looks innocent – though the cover is too worn to read the title. You nearly didn’t open it… but… you did and…

POOF!

When the smoke clears…

Where am I?

You learn that the book you found is a portal to the land of Biblioteca. In this land, the greatest heroes… and villains… of literature are alive. You’re thrilled. Who wouldn’t be? Until you learn, that there are some who want to censor this world… and some who want to burn it all down. Unfortunately for you…

I’m trapped here for three months? What about my new job?

Can you stay here that long without getting involved with the characters? For if you fall in love, you’ll jeopardize them all....

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#cybird #otome #games #literature #4.01.2023 #tw puns #ikemen #ikemen literature #ikelit #ikemen sengoku #ikemen revolution #ikemen vampire #ikemen prince #cybird ikemen

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wheresmulder · 2 years

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Moiraine using Balefire is so hot

#tw puns #but seriously i just re read that part in tdr omfggggg #moiraine damodred #loml #wheel of time #wot book spoilers #wheel of time books spoilers #the dragon reborn #horsegirl moiraine #im sooooooooooooooOooOooooooOooooooo normal about moiraine yall #BREAK ALL THE RULES BABYGIRL WHO GIVES A *FUCK*

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raepritewrites · 1 year

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GUYS IM AT THE DOCTORS AND A NURSE CALLED FOR SOMEONE NAMED "HONEY" AND I VERY NEARLY SAID "YES DEAR?"

#halp #omigod #can you even imagine?#i would never be able to come back to this office #jiminy cricket on a cracker #what the hell is wrong with me #tw puns #why am i the way that i am #i didnt do it #but i almost did it and thats somehow worse

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bamsara · 6 months

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Thinking about Heket headcanons and Bishops life before Narinder was chained, so some fic au stuff

#trod au #the rehabilitation of death #cotl narinder #cotl the one who waits #cotl heket #tw blood #i imagine he was a good big brother before it all went to hell #pun not intended #doodles #the animal up top is a capybara btw

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latenightsundayblues · 4 months

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Fucking love the final flashback montage in saw VI because the way they edited it makes it look like hoffman is pissing directly on an unconscious erickson's bald head

Ive been cry laugghing for five fucking minutes

#it fucks me up every time WHY DID THEY DO IT LIKE THAT #THE FUEL CAN BLENDS WITH THE RED BACKGROUND YOU CANT SEE IT IN TIME #theres NO WAY absolutely NOBODY in the editing team looked at this and went “um. maybe we should change the order of the clips around a bit #tbh maybe mark shoulve actually pissed on his head when he had the chance. guy really pissed me off #i just realized something about the last tag and came back running to tell you all that the pun was not intended #saw vi #saw #mark hoffman #dan erickson #tw blood

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rottmnt-residuum · 7 months

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Part 6 of Arc II (Part 32)

the elevator music is kokomo btw sksksk

⇇ | ⇽ | index | ⇾ (censored) | ⇾ (gore)

#rottmnt #rottmnt leonardo #residuum #rottmnt residuum comic #c #g #tw ptsd #me. naively: this sequence will only take four parts at most! easy #wrong #characters actually have to react to things and you know #have character #i blame my drafting process #also i realized that my natural dry wit and sarcasm a leo joke does not make #this boy is all puns and wordplay #and i am not naturally punny #...is my wordplay too subtle?

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depressed-bean-boi · 2 years

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I'd like to say to the seven followers that I have to flood my inbox and maybe I'll drown.......

#tw puns #tw selfhate #tw self sabotage #tw hurting puns #depressed

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emmcarstairs · 27 days

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Okay, is it me or are the bloody fingers/sewing/stiching fingers strangely reminiscent of a red thread of fate??

Not to mention that she's caught in his laso during these scenes.

#i couldn't quite put my finger (pun intended) on it but now i get it #but it's midnight and i'm having THOUGHTS #fallout #fallout spoilers #fallout tv #lucy maclean #cooper howard #vaultghoul #tw blood

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lover-of-mine · 2 months

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Buddie in Every Episode:

2x02 - “7.1”

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asl-bros-incorrect-quotes · 8 months

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Sabo: I'm being assaulted.

Ace: What, were you bland or something?

#one piece #sabo #revolutionary sabo #portgas d. ace #fire fist ace #asl brothers #asl pirates #one piece incorrect quotes #incorrect one piece quotes #incorrect quotes #tw puns #source family:#sister 3 #sister 2 #do not repost

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the12thnightproject · 8 months

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How do you think nobunaga would like a mc who's just, GLUED to him?

Hi @atinyliliflower

Ok, first I need to step out of my brain, because this is personally my worst nightmare. But I am not Nobunaga, so he might have a different opinion on that.

Still... one of the things that attracts him to the game MC is her independence, so I don't know for how long he's be able to handle a clingy MC. She saved his life, though. Given that, I expect he'd put up with the clinginess until he can teach her to stand on her own two feet and give him a little bit of space.

That said, what initially comes to mind is the following scene:

Nobunaga stops MC in the corridors of Azuchi castle to chat with her when...

THUNK.

"Oops!"

Sploosh.

Translating the above sound effects... Mitsunari, who was carrying a jar of glue (for... reasons), has just tripped, and in the process, dumped the glue all over Nobunaga and MC. He's terribly sorry of course, and it was an accident... but the damage is done.

They are glued together. Nobunaga smiles. "It appears that you're more attached to me than you claim."

MC just rolls her eyes and tries to pull free. Then...

Mitsunari tries to help.

Now all three of them are stuck together.

Of course, one moment later Mitsuhide enters the room, and instead of helping offers his own brand of advice. "MC, I didn't know you were into bondage."

"Can you not?" MC finds this situation embarrassing enough as it is, without Mitsuhide adding his play by play.

"Too late. This whole situation is simply riveting." Mitsuhide puts his hand on his heart. "I'm surprised though that Hideyoshi isn't in this mess as well. He's generally Nobunaga's biggest adherent. Not to worry. I'll stick around until you get this all sorted out."

#asked and answered #ikemen sengoku #headcanon #ikesen nobunaga #ikesen mitsunari #ikesen mitsuhide #ikesen mc #tw puns

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autismserenity · 26 days

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*clears throat, stands up*

You guys, Passover is in a week, and my kitchen is a cha-mess!!

*sits back down* Thank you. That will be all.

#translation: chametz is the Hebrew word for all the stuff we need to get rid of that isn't kosher for Passover #and my kitchen is covered in flour just absolutely covered in it #it's a jewish pun #food tw #jumblr #Jewish humor #wall of words

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frstk · 3 months

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9yr Vincent & Teenager Rody