* stands in front of your house with a boom box, which blasts "Baby come back" at max volume * ...I am aware that I also live here, BUT I need to make this statement!
*she opens the window and sticks her sleepy face out* what on earth is going on here?! *she looks down and a sleepy smile appears on her face* Twitch! Get your foolish beautiful ass back inside! *she rests her chin on her hand and blows him a kiss* it's cold in bed and you're waking up Rosie May..
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Twitch Streamer Mary Ann Skuttle AU
She almost exclusively plays video games, tho sometimes she reviews the quality and cuteness of plushies. Sometimes she updates people on her quokki pet's level or how her personal AC Island looks, or her longest running Stardew Farm. (Maru IS her favorite Stardew marriageable NPC because it reminds her of her "loser boyfriend".)
Sometimes she gets her friends to play games with her on stream, or they're just in the background hanging out. Once when a game comes out that Mary Ann is legit excited for (in her own way) everyone gathers in a little watch party in the background with snacks as they settle in for the Marathon stream about to happen.
If she misses some streams she probably tosses out a simple update about her and her friends being on a quest or something similar that she implies is kinda lame. Her watchers KNOW she's an adventurer but there is never any elaboration.
They also know she has a boyfriend but known VERY little about him.
Loser Boyfriend™️ Confirmed Facts
1. Loser
2. His quokki pets gameplay is trash
3. Also an adventurer ig
4. Plays drums sometimes
5. They officially met when she curb-stomped his ass at a sports tryouts and he got mad. (No elaboration)
6. He made her a switch capable of running ROMhacks and mods.
7. Half-orc. The only times they have ever seen him is once or twice when he wordlessly hands her a mango soda from off screen. They have an entire emote of his hand with the soda bottle they spam sometimes. (#bottleboi)
Which is to say when Gorgug shows up in the background of the stream one day, cause Mary Ann rearranged or was streaming from somewhere else temporarily, people start freaking out.
Mary Ann notices but only comments "yeah, that's my loser boyfriend. Don't worry about it."
THAT'S NOT THE ISSUE MARY ANN!!!
THAT'S GORGUG THISTLESPRING, FAMOUS 4X WORLD SAVING RENOWN ADVENTURER BEFORE HE EVEN FINISHED HIGHSCHOOL, THE FIRST EVER BARBIFICER IN THE WORLD, AND GODDAMN FAMOUS ROCK STAR.
YOU CALL HIM YOUR LOSER BOYFRIEND?????
"His quokki pets gameplay is trash."
MA'AM-
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black vampires + witches
akasha, queen of the damned (2002)
louis & claudia, interview with the vampire (2022-)
tara thorton, true blood (2008-2014)
blade, blade (1998)
marcel gerard, the originals (2013-2018)
sarah fox, my babysitter's a vampire (2011-2012)
alex & camryn, twitches (2005)
rochelle zimmerman, the craft (1996)
bonnie bennett, the vampire diaries (2009-2017)
vincent griffith, the originals (2013-2018)
marie laveau, american horror story (2011-)
macy vaughn, charmed (2018-2022)
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billy's shazam twitch chat implies the existence of mary's fem!shazam twitch chat meaning that diana's mom is just chilling in some teenager's head
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* one window flings open * for everything is holy - Dad! I wanna sleep up here! - * another window opens * oh oh! You sleep all the time, Alex, don't be such a crybaby~ You go uncle Twitch! Mom will surely love this action! - * the blonde young pouts * Carol! Not everyone is a creature of the night! - nOt EvEryOne iS a CrEaTurE oF tHe NigHt *mimics him in a mocking tone* - stoooop! I hate when you do that!
*she looks to the side and gives the kids a serious look* and you two..go back to sleep! Carol don't tease your brother like that! *she laughs at the whole scene and closes the window again*
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anyway. King-Ohger OC to get her out of my head and into the world
Haiki Bombus is a mechanic from N’Kosopa who initially introduces herself to the King-Ohgers as Kaguragi’s lost daughter.
Later on, Rita uncovers that her real father is just some deadbeat loser from Toufu and that Haiki knew that the whole time and was lying to them and herself so she wouldn’t have to face her reality. Telling herself and others that her father is Toufu’s King rather than just some guy made her like she was more important than just another punk. Kaguragi accepts her anyway, taking her on as a ward.
She transforms with a reverse engineered Ohger Calibur she built from observing the others’ swords and her personal mech, God Bumble, was built in a similar way (except this time from observing their personal Shugods of the Kings from afar and then up-close) and can stand in as either the right or left leg of King-Ohger, depending on the situation, otherwise she can also be wielded as a spear.
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