#two idiots no braincell

[maliciouscigarette]

Art by giganticbuddha (here's their ko-fi)

[agentromanoffsir]

kirk & spock in star trek: the original series (1966— 1969)

I fail to understand why it always gives you pleasure to see me proven wrong. An emotional Earth weakness of mine.

[that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction]

I’m not usually one for miscommunication as a trope but hear me out:

Arthur thinks he and Merlin are together because Merlin says shit like “you’re my destiny” and “two sides of the same coin” fairly often.

He even looks fond or proud whenever he calls Arthur a prat, and pet names never suited them. He considered it once but it just felt weird. “Idiot.” Changed to “Idiot <3” when they finally got together and that suits them much better than Darling or Babe or whatever else.

And it’s not like he doesn’t say romantic stuff back, all: “you’re the bravest man I ever met.” Or “you’re the best friend I have and I couldn’t bare to lose you”

Meanwhile, Merlin pinpoints the same moment Arthur believed they started dating as when Arthur started acting more affectionate and Merlin’s crush got dialled up to 11.

Arthur doesn’t seem to mind, so he pushes his luck occasionally and will hug Arthur after a long day or will lean on him if they’re eating together on a hunting trip. Merlin absolutely cherishes these moments, but he’s secretly wishing they meant as much to Arthur as they do to him. (Spoiler alert: they do.)

So they must be together, Merlin just can’t be bothered with titles and with everything that happened, Agravane and Morgana betraying him, it would be ideal to wait for an announcement of their relationship.

He gifts Merlin clothes, new boots, will leave flowers in his chambers and asked for the cook to make more of Merlin’s favourites so he can steal food from Arthur’s plate because he claims it tastes better when it isn’t his food.

Arthur gave Merlin his mother’s sigil, for crying out loud. They’re obviously together.

And even better, (you can pry demi or ace Arthur from my cold dead hands) they don’t even need to be intimate beyond the occasional hug or soft gestures like Merlin brushing the hair from his face before Arthur goes to sleep at night and Arthur doing the same whenever they’re not in the castle and sleeping next to each other. He was worried at first, but Merlin never expected it, which Arthur just takes as: “And how stupid to worry? who knows him better than Merlin? Of course he would already know Arthur didn’t feel comfortable with that sort of stuff.”

Then one day, a delegation comes to Camelot and one of the foreign knights is flirting with Merlin. Arthur sees, and he doesn’t usually feel any need to act on his jealousy because he trusts Merlin, but this knight isn’t flirting in the way Gwaine does that’s just part of who he is, and Merlin looks uncomfortable. So he calls Merlin over to him, starts acting like a prat, and keeps Merlin “busy” all night by keeping his goblet full or usual servants duties.

Then later, Merlin thanks Arthur but says he doesn’t need to worry and he can handle himself. Arthur, finally relaxing after being ready to start a fight for the past three hours, pulls Merlin into a hug and kisses his forehead, because let the medieval gays be soft sometimes. He whispers something like, “I know you don’t like talking about it, and that you’ve said you don’t need a title, but you shouldn’t have to handle everything on your own.”

Merlin pulls back, looking shocked and confused. Then they actually have to talk about everything.

Merlin’s just fine with actually dating the guy he’s got a massive crush on and now he’s more willing to instigate hugs and affection. (Arthur just thought Merlin wasn’t going to push him to not make him uncomfortable but secretly wishes that he would instigate more) They end up sleeping in the same bed in Camelot too, because cuddles and softness, something Arthur wanted for a while but didn’t know how to ask for.

Basically all the problems in the relationship that Arthur was worried about but kinda felt “it’s already more than I could hope for” so didn’t want to bring up get worked out naturally and Merlin, who was previously worried about his friendship getting ruined if they changed the dynamic too much, is shocked by how little actually changed now that they’re together. He just gets to hold Arthur’s hand, can be less subtle about stealing from his dinner, gets to relax and gets an Arthur that’s more clingy and soft now that Merlin knows he’s allowed to reciprocate affection.

They still tease each other, they’re still two idiots sharing a braincell that they occasionally give to Leon to babysit, they’re just more open about being in love now. (More open to each other, anyway. Literally everyone else in Camelot knew long before they did)

Bonus points if they’ve been talking about their relationship and having the important conversation with each other the entire time, just without actually talking about it. Merlin asking why Arthur suddenly changed how affectionate he is and Arthur saying he thought he was allowed. Merlin’s just like “cool, as long as you’re okay. I’m glad you’re feeling more comfortable and relaxed.” And glad there’s no love spells or anything sinister going on. Arthur says he doesn’t like Merlin flirting with Gwaine, even if he doesn’t mean it, and Merlin agrees to stop if it makes him uncomfortable. He doesn’t think too much into it, just thinks Arthur doesn’t like the casual flirting and believes that relationships are important so casual stuff isn’t super comfortable. Merlin is still friends with Gwaine, just makes less jokes about going home with or marrying him.

Like, they’re having entire conversations and maintaining a fully functional healthy relationship, they’re just fucking idiots at the same time.

[artieray]

guest and Matt shenanigans in the military

they would absolutely fucking do this istg

This is some of the shit they did no cap

[haveihitanerve]

Never forget the moment Peeta blustered onto the whipping block and tried to defend Katniss too and Haymitch just went “nope! You absolute fucking nutter I cannot have another child put themselves in harms way omfg you guys crave the bullets don't you.” and just yanked him back behind him 

[sevastiel]

!! IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM ARTHUR WARFRAME !!

REBLOG TO GIVE EVERYONE YOU KNOW AN ORNAG WIT NO STRIGS

(Alt vers w/o text below the cut)

This started as an extremely high effort shitpost study of Arthur and then I was like, this is too high effort of a shitpost, and I put it down, and then i came back a month later hyped up on adderall and I was like 'I need to practice coloring anyway, why not" and it went from Extremely high effort shitpost (via lineart) to Extremely high effort shitpost (via colors)

[yamsgarden]

sorlato chaos

[faru-itsok]

Ok so

i almost lost a lung and it was not because im sick but because i couldn’t stop laughing

Ahahjshsah damn it Heiji why would you dream kid so beautiful? Its hilarious

From the way the scenery changes, to the way Kid whispers “Heiji~” and hi little laugh at the end. Chef’s kiss ✨

Well i would asume that Kaito would be more traumatized than Hattori about the whole ordeal. After all it was him who jumped on Kid and almost kissed him.

I can’t deal with those two XD

Enjoy it

[im-a-literal-wreck]

Phil not being able to add 25+6 mentally and Dan thinking gnome starts with an n these two really are a pair huh

[immagrosscandy]

y6ch18 feat. hora de aventura reference

[justaz]

lancelot and leon share the braincell. they occasionally give it to the others and let them take turns using it. elyan gets it most often, merlin gets it second often. percival gets it here and there but doesn’t know what to do with it so leon and lancelot only give it to him on slow days and when they’re bored and wanna have fun. arthur only gets it when merlin isn’t around bc if merlin is around then his mere presence is enough to cancel it out. gwaine refuses to take it.

[nart-is-a-monster]

SORRY IF THE LETTERS LOOK A BIT WONKY

I was doing them and when you zoom into the pic and then all of the sudden zoom out you see that the letters are bigger than the others and then you need to write them again augh

I love the crane wives so much I was listening to the song when I was doing the edition of the pic and I was like.... What if. And then you have a crane wives reference.

This is so dumb. But I love it.

[losver07]

please how can i not be in love with them

[0jamajos]

i was reading about Jeff Bezos' stupid wedding at Venice and I got to that part where because of all the protesting they changed plans and moved the wedding to a specific venue only accessible by boat because that "decreases the chances of protestors reaching it" like idk man... maybe this is a long shot, but uhm I would imagine that mayyybee a whole lot of ppl living in Venice have easy access to boats... idk man just a thought

[sequentialprophet]

LET'S WIN THE BIG ONE, BOYS

[buckvalentina]

a lot happened last night but i cannot CANNOT cannot (definitely can) believe that buck only not came up with FREDDIE FAKEMAN to trick eddie, but also that it FUCKING WORKED moron4moron