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I’m not usually one for miscommunication as a trope but hear me out:
Arthur thinks he and Merlin are together because Merlin says shit like “you’re my destiny” and “two sides of the same coin” fairly often.
He even looks fond or proud whenever he calls Arthur a prat, and pet names never suited them. He considered it once but it just felt weird. “Idiot.” Changed to “Idiot <3” when they finally got together and that suits them much better than Darling or Babe or whatever else.
And it’s not like he doesn’t say romantic stuff back, all: “you’re the bravest man I ever met.” Or “you’re the best friend I have and I couldn’t bare to lose you”
Meanwhile, Merlin pinpoints the same moment Arthur believed they started dating as when Arthur started acting more affectionate and Merlin’s crush got dialled up to 11.
Arthur doesn’t seem to mind, so he pushes his luck occasionally and will hug Arthur after a long day or will lean on him if they’re eating together on a hunting trip. Merlin absolutely cherishes these moments, but he’s secretly wishing they meant as much to Arthur as they do to him. (Spoiler alert: they do.)
So they must be together, Merlin just can’t be bothered with titles and with everything that happened, Agravane and Morgana betraying him, it would be ideal to wait for an announcement of their relationship.
He gifts Merlin clothes, new boots, will leave flowers in his chambers and asked for the cook to make more of Merlin’s favourites so he can steal food from Arthur’s plate because he claims it tastes better when it isn’t his food.
Arthur gave Merlin his mother’s sigil, for crying out loud. They’re obviously together.
And even better, (you can pry demi or ace Arthur from my cold dead hands) they don’t even need to be intimate beyond the occasional hug or soft gestures like Merlin brushing the hair from his face before Arthur goes to sleep at night and Arthur doing the same whenever they’re not in the castle and sleeping next to each other. He was worried at first, but Merlin never expected it, which Arthur just takes as: “And how stupid to worry? who knows him better than Merlin? Of course he would already know Arthur didn’t feel comfortable with that sort of stuff.”
Then one day, a delegation comes to Camelot and one of the foreign knights is flirting with Merlin. Arthur sees, and he doesn’t usually feel any need to act on his jealousy because he trusts Merlin, but this knight isn’t flirting in the way Gwaine does that’s just part of who he is, and Merlin looks uncomfortable. So he calls Merlin over to him, starts acting like a prat, and keeps Merlin “busy” all night by keeping his goblet full or usual servants duties.
Then later, Merlin thanks Arthur but says he doesn’t need to worry and he can handle himself. Arthur, finally relaxing after being ready to start a fight for the past three hours, pulls Merlin into a hug and kisses his forehead, because let the medieval gays be soft sometimes. He whispers something like, “I know you don’t like talking about it, and that you’ve said you don’t need a title, but you shouldn’t have to handle everything on your own.”
Merlin pulls back, looking shocked and confused. Then they actually have to talk about everything.
Merlin’s just fine with actually dating the guy he’s got a massive crush on and now he’s more willing to instigate hugs and affection. (Arthur just thought Merlin wasn’t going to push him to not make him uncomfortable but secretly wishes that he would instigate more) They end up sleeping in the same bed in Camelot too, because cuddles and softness, something Arthur wanted for a while but didn’t know how to ask for.
Basically all the problems in the relationship that Arthur was worried about but kinda felt “it’s already more than I could hope for” so didn’t want to bring up get worked out naturally and Merlin, who was previously worried about his friendship getting ruined if they changed the dynamic too much, is shocked by how little actually changed now that they’re together. He just gets to hold Arthur’s hand, can be less subtle about stealing from his dinner, gets to relax and gets an Arthur that’s more clingy and soft now that Merlin knows he’s allowed to reciprocate affection.
They still tease each other, they’re still two idiots sharing a braincell that they occasionally give to Leon to babysit, they’re just more open about being in love now. (More open to each other, anyway. Literally everyone else in Camelot knew long before they did)
Bonus points if they’ve been talking about their relationship and having the important conversation with each other the entire time, just without actually talking about it. Merlin asking why Arthur suddenly changed how affectionate he is and Arthur saying he thought he was allowed. Merlin’s just like “cool, as long as you’re okay. I’m glad you’re feeling more comfortable and relaxed.” And glad there’s no love spells or anything sinister going on. Arthur says he doesn’t like Merlin flirting with Gwaine, even if he doesn’t mean it, and Merlin agrees to stop if it makes him uncomfortable. He doesn’t think too much into it, just thinks Arthur doesn’t like the casual flirting and believes that relationships are important so casual stuff isn’t super comfortable. Merlin is still friends with Gwaine, just makes less jokes about going home with or marrying him.
Like, they’re having entire conversations and maintaining a fully functional healthy relationship, they’re just fucking idiots at the same time.
#bbc merlin#merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#i’m bad at tagging#merlin bbc#merthur#once and future idiots#another fic idea i don’t have time for#merlin fic idea#medieval husbands#miscommunication#miscommunication trope#two sides of the same coin#two halves of the same idiot#Arthur got the braincell#sorta#merlin fanfic#fic ideas#merlin x arthur
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Mh. Okay.
#okay#now why didn't merlin use his magic#to free them#is beyond me#< previous tags#merlin was ✨enjoying it✨#...#two halves of the same idiot#*affectionate*#bbc merlin
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ZOLU CRUMBS !!!!!!
#i missed these idiots so much WAAHHH#two halves of the same stupid soul. i cant stand them /pos#zolu#luzo#monkey d. luffy#roronoa zoro#one piece manga spoilers#one piece spoilers#op spoilers#one piece 1128#fool screams#cw capslock
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Rain of Milton Keynes ⛈️
Im sorry but after Sun of Maranello Charles how was I supposed to resist making a contrasting version for Max?

Partially inspired by THIS skyfall edit I made of Charles’ sunset lap in COTA and Max’s thunderstorm lap in Interlagos.
Check out more of my art over on Instagram! ✨
#something about sunshine and midnight rain#who doesnt love a little contrast between rivals#two sides of the same coin#or i guess two halves of a whole competitive idiot#formula 1#max verstappen#f1#f1 art#lestappen#charles leclerc#mv33#mv1#1633#cl16#lestappen fanart
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I keep seeing people act as though Buck is miles more mature than Eddie and I'm wondering where they were 6 episodes ago when Buck physically hurt Eddie because he was jealous (after desperately trying to get his attention in increasingly deranged ways because he couldn't just start a conversation).
#911 spoilers#and then two episodes later he trashed a hotel with Eddie#like#they're still two halves of the same whole idiot#buddie
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Shady sakura facts
#naruto#the woman is ino or sasuke depending. i think my favorite sakura trait that does not actually really have canon support is that she's a#crazy ass doctor...#like we know she's the one w medical jutsu bc kishimoto thinks women are naturally nuturing and caring but sakura is not she and naruto are#two halves of the same idiot except she has less of a moral compass so i think they should let her get freaky with it. incorporate med juts#into combat. she can use it to heal so why can't she reverse it...#ok my other favorite sakura fact is that she's deeply employed. that lady got a job. naruto well he cant say the same.
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“Dude, check me out!”
I love him so much
#and then they both pull EXACTLY the same move#two halves of a whole idiot/badass#depending on the day#dean winchester#sam winchester#sam and dean#dean and sam#the winchester brothers#the winchester boys#supernatural#supernatural season 4#supernatural season 4 episode 15
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People are (rightfully) making fun of Pirithous for his failed attempt to kidnap Persephone, but nobody is talking about that one moment from Ovid's Metamorphoses when he invited his half-brothers via Ixion (the centaurs, that is) at his wedding, without thinking about what could go wrong:
"The son of bold Ixion, Pirithous wedding Hippodame, had asked as guests the cloud-born centaurs to recline around the ordered tables, in a cool cave, set under some shading trees. Thessalian chiefs were there and I myself was with them there. The festal place resounded with the rout in noisy clamor, singing nuptial verse; and in the great room, filled with smoking fire, the maiden came escorted by a crowd of matrons and young married women; she most beautiful of all that lovely throng. And so Pirithous, the fortunate son, of bold Ixion, was so praised by all, for his pure joy and lovely wife, it seemed his very blessings must have led to fatal harm: for savage Eurytus, wildest of the wild centaurs, now inflamed with sudden envy, drunkenness, and lust, upset the tables and made havoc there so dreadful, that the banquet suddenly was changed from love to uproar. Seized by the hair, the bride was violently dragged away. When Eurytus caught up Hippodame each one of all the centaurs took at will the maid or matron that he longed for most. The palace, seeming like a captured town, resounded with affrighted shrieks of women."
#He and Theseus were two halves of the same idiot.#greek mythology#pirithous#ovid#ovid's metamorphoses#ramblings
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wip of a re-draw !
#wip#mostly just for fun idk if I'll finish it. but it was the first drawing I did of Rhys and Moon. BOY how my mind changed on their dynamic#my love for 'two halves of an idiot'(aff) overshadows 'wacky/voice of reason' asfjakdk.#i look back on doodles and look down @ my self insert like. who are you. get out of my house ??? asjfaks#looks so grumpy in some of the other stuff lol ;v;#Rhys is smiley. nervous. and can't shut his mouth ever. nervous talker asdjks. because same.
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One worldbuilding thing that's always fun to do is take something you've encountered in the real world, and apply something similar with the same logic into your own. Like those sayings that have two halves, but people usually only know the first half and misunderstand the saying - like "birds of a feather flock together (until the cat comes)" or "great minds think alike (but fools rarely differ)." So I came up with a few for The Book I'm Not Writing:
Hungry dogs are loyal dogs (until someone else feeds them) - neglecting and mistreating your underlings may work as a short-term tactic for making them obey, but it's also a guarantees that they'll betray you at first chance.
The mouth of an idiot is as loose as the strings of their purse (so be there when gold may drop out) - just because nine out of ten things that someone says are completely useless doesn't mean you should dismiss them altogether. They might still know useful things, even if they can't tell it's useful.
Blood makes a foul dye (it stains, but it won't last) - here "foul" is often interpreted as "brutal" or "gruesome", when it's meant as "of low quality". Using violence as your way to establish dominance and maintain authority because it's easier than building networks of mutual trust and respect is as stupid and short-sighted as using blood to dye clothes because it's cheaper than proper pigment.
A fool will starve to death while waiting for grain to grow (but it is also a fool who'll slaughter an ewe an hour before it lambs) - Immediate problems require immediate solutions, but you'd better make sure that your drastic emergency solution is the right one.
A blind horse will go as you guide where a half-blind one dare not (both through the darkness and down a cliff) - an agent who doesn't know the purpose of their task will obey blindly, where one that knows some part of it might disobey out of distrust, but neither is as reliable as one that does see the big picture, can draw their own conclusions from the information they gather, and adjust their plans accordingly.
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Two halves of the same idiot. 🥺❤️
#dragon age#solas#felassan#dragon age the veilguard#fanart#doodle#protect them at all cost!!!!#illustration#digital art#rpg#myart#yolebrat#gaming#painting#elf#my art
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Would Cosmo and Wanda ever figure out the same-"C & W"-naming-thing with their technical grandchildren? Will there be bucket loads of tears or an ocean's worth of tears if they do?

two halves of a whole idiot. Hazel is the one to point it out.
#fanart#my art#fan art#art#digital art#cartoon#comic#fop a new wish#fop cosmo#fop fanart#fop deal au#fop wanda#fop art#fop peri#fairly oddparents a new wish#a new wish#the fairly oddparents
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ಣ ˖ ࣪࿐ྂ TWO HALVES OF A WHOLE, OKKOTSU YŪTA
sometimes you swear you have two boyfriends, the one that loves you and the one that fucks you.

summary. fem reader. yandere yūta. obsession. manipulation. stalking. yandere themes. aged up characters. your boyfriends two personalities. toxic relationships. jealousy / possessiveness. wc, 2k.
note. repost :)

you swear you have two boyfriends, you must.. because this yuuta— the one that’s fucking you now, rutting you into the mattress with such carnal desire because he didn’t like the way that dude who served you both your coffee this morning was looking at you, is obscenely different to the one that still blushes when you answer his i love youwith a sweetened one of your own and a kiss.
“do you know him?” he’d asked as he took his seat across from you at the table, right after he’d chosen to pull out your own for you like the loving boyfriend he was. the perfect boyfriend. you want to ask who he’s talking about but you’d be an idiot not to know— you can basically feel the poor barista’s nerves from your table.
“he’s staring,” yuuta continues and you want to say that he’s staring as he holds his gaze, but you’re pretty sure he knows that already— the veins on his hands are prominent with how tightly he’s gripping the cup in his palms and you’re surprised it hasn’t smashed yet. it’s like the hostility is radiating off of him in waves despite the kindhearted smile he’s showing you.
“yuuta it’s fine,” you try to reason with him and it only makes him breathe out a soft chuckle before he’s taking a sip of his drink— the words seem to calm him, albeit temporarily as he shifts in his seat. “it’s customer service, he’s paid to be nice.” he offers the barista behind you another glance and then his eyes are back on you as he scratches cutely at the back of his neck.
“ah, i’m not worried.” yuuta’s tone is lighthearted, it’s sweet and soft in the way that you’re used to before both his hands are back on the table to clasp one of yours. his grip is a little too tight, but it’s nothing you’re not used to before his words taker a lower, deeper drawl. “because you’re all mine. right?”
two personalities wrapped up in one pretty boy, you think. but then your thoughts are cut off with the next languid roll of his hips as he deliberately slows his pace to a deep rock. you feel his fingers trace up your jaw before they’re pressing against your parted lips, prying them further open “open, baby.”
and you do, catching the glimmer of something twisted in his gaze at the way you listen so eagerly. your tongue swipes along his fingers before you watch a glob of spit drip slow from between his lips, making you moan when you feel the taste of him drench and ignite your taste buds.
“are you mine?” yuuta asks and the gentle, careful tone is such a contrast to the look in his eyes— it’s like a hunters gaze, rooting you in place, daring you to run— it’s like a promise that he’ll catch you even if you did.
“mhm, i’m yours, yuuta. please. only y-yours—ah.” his fingers press down on your tongue as he pushes them in a little more and you can feel the cool press of the promise ring on his finger. it’s one identical to yours. it’s the same one he’d gifted you six weeks into officially being your boyfriend after he’d assured you that time doesn’t matter, only your love for eachother does.
although if you asked him now, he still doesn’t think it’s enough to show the world you’re his. even though he’d prefer to keep you locked away with only him forever. you think it’s cute when he jokes like that.
it’s so twisted, maybe a little worrying for anyone else that you can’t help but like when yuuta gets like this. the way it makes you nervous again, butterflies in your gut like it’s the first time he’s been above you and suddenly you feel even warmer to touch. you feel shy despite the way he’s had you like this more times than you can count.
it’s lewd, animalistic but then you’ll get a peek of the other part of him when the next heavy rock of his hips is accompanied with a sweet, gentle kiss smeared across your forehead with his next breath as he pulls back his fingers from your mouth, weaving them with yours instead and squeezing tight.
“h-how, how does it feel?” yuuta’s words tremble with his next thrust as your pussy squeezes around him and your lips part to moan at the sweet question, body clenching and eyes fluttering closed as he grinds into your pussy. he’s rutting you into the mattress like a wild fucking animal before his blown gaze is scanning over you, drinking you up with a satisfied, adoring look.
“good, yuu~ s-so good!” he’s so pretty, fucking you so well you can barely find your words and it’s filthy the way he knows where to press, where to palm and kiss until you’re arching into him— like he’s studied the very way you play with your own pussy up close. like he’d torn you apart and put you back together himself.
he’s fucking you into a puddle of desire and need for only him.
you’re vaguely aware, although barely over the sounds of your own weak whimpers and long, needy moans, that he’s whispering under his breath, panting and growling softly.
“he probably wishes he could see you like this,” another slow rock of yuuta’s hips and he deliberately presses against that saccharine, sweet spot inside of your walls, making your thighs squeeze tight around his hips as he breathes deep.
“you’re pretty, so pretty,” you can’t help the physical reaction you have to his words, cunt clutching tight and your hips thrusting up to meet his own movements. you both gasp and his pace stutters but he continues. “but you’re mine, all of you.. it’s mine.” his words go buried in your skin— in your walls when they’re accompanied by a particularly sharp thrust. it’s like his love fills and swells within you in turn, until your lungs are tight, as if you can’t quite get enough air with each breath.
“i know, yuu~ i love you so much,” yuuta’s kisses smear over your cheek, hot breaths panting against your skin as he takes a pace that has your tits jolting with every clap of his hips into yours.
“s-say it again.” you hear him gulp on his next words and your pussy squeezes even tighter, “i need to know you mean it.” the soft slap of your pussy meets his pelvis and it makes your insides curl and ache, the feeling of his balls smacking your ass leaving you breathless with every connection.
“i love you,”
“show me.” you’re more than eager to give him when he asks you like that, hissed through clenched teeth and you whine long and wordless for him as bliss washes over you. you feel him tremble over you as you do, smearing messy kisses and spit over your cheek and neck— mumbling praises and i love yous against your jaw and lips as he looks at you.
you’re vaguely aware of how broken and weak your moans sound, but the rush in your head while you cum is a little too loud and delightful for you to really care about anything else except the man who made you feel exactly that. your thighs struggle to close, instinctively, as you shy away from the pleasure but yuuta shifts on purpose to keep them spread, his fingers withdrawing to rub softly through the swollen petals of your pussy so he can prolong your pliant state.
“i knew i didnt have anything to worry about,”
it doesn’t take long for him to follow after you. his cock flexes, thickening in a way that feels as if it grows with each greedy coax of your twitching cunt, until he pauses, followed by a breathier croon of your name as he spills hot inside you.
yuuta’s chest presses against yours, lips suckling into the crook of your neck, nails dragging gently down your hips as he presses his load into you until you whimper. you twitch and he uses the movement to hug you closer, stilling inside of you when he’s got his face buried into your shoulder and you both catch your breath.
you lie there for a long time, or so it feels until he’s leaving you quickly to grab you some water and a warm cloth. he returns in what feels like seconds, but now that you’re orgasm has finally worn off, you can barely look at him.
you’re not sure if it’s because of how hard and good he’s just made you cum or the pleasure he’d pulled from you so easily, leaving you in bite marks and bruises. but you feel so nervous suddenly as you twist nervously at the promise ring on your finger.
“are you okay?” yuuta asks quickly, a soft tone to his voice as the mattress dips when he sits next to you. he leans forward when he does, smearing a kiss against your cheek before he’s handing you the cool glass of water, which you take with shaking hands.
hes gorgeous, dark hair mused through the day from his hands gliding through it and now yours, falling forward around his face from being swept back to frame his flushed features now.
you meet his gaze and you’d think it burned you as you shy away, feeling heat creep to your cheeks when his fingers stroke gently at your arm. “i’m sorry, did i hurt you?” there’s a soft nervousness to his eyes despite his usual haunting gaze. he bites on his lower lip as he looks over you.
“ah.. sorry.” you try to keep your own bashfulness aside as you take a sip of water, letting it cool the scratchiness in your throat as you swallow.
“no, it’s..” he looks at you so intently, but there was always something in his gaze that made you feel cold despite the sweat across your body. but still you grin, before petting your hand across his.
“it’s cute seeing you all protective, that’s all.”
“is it weird?”
“no! not at all, it’s hot—“
“oh, ah— thanks.” he nods, a little shy and back to his kindhearted, sweet demeanour when you share a kiss, sighing with the content press of your bodies.
“did you know him?” yuuta kisses your forehead despite the way he presses the topic again. “i can find you another cafe if you want,” he breathes, another kiss to your skin following. he curls his arm around you as he looks over you and it’s with so much adoration that it makes your toes curl in the same way your body had a few minutes ago.
“maybe he’s new, i’ve never seen him. i like that cafe though.” you shrug, not seeing any real issue with it. but his dark eyes flash towards you and you giggle when he suddenly presses you down against the bed to kiss you passionately.
“i just don’t want anyone making you uncomfortable, i’ll kill them.” yuuta kisses you hungrily, making you sigh as you melt beneath him— you’re like gum, bending to his will with every flick of his tongue.
“i know, yuuta. you always joke about that. i still want to keep going to that cafe though,” his hand cups your cheek and you smile. he leans in to kiss you firmly with his next breath.
“we can go together. i don’t think we’ll see him again anyway.”
“what, why not?”
“because i want you to be happy.” your chest jumps when yuuta’s words urge you to curl closer— making something warm bloom in your chest at the love he makes you feel. you can feel him smile into the next kiss he smears along your temple, and he makes sure the kiss after is against the promise ring on your finger when he gives you another smile.
it’s hours later when yuuta leaves you, kissing your forehead before he’s slinging his katana over his shoulder and leaving you asleep. he’ll make it home before you realise he’s gone. the shift at the cafe is just finishing, and this won’t take long.
maybe his two personalities aren’t as far apart as he let you believe.
© gojoath. please do not copy any of my layouts or writing and translate or repost onto any other sites.
#cw yandere#jjk x you#jjk x reader#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen x you#jujutsu kaisen smut#jujutsu kaisen x reader#okkotsu yuuta smut#okkotsu yuta smut#okkotsu yuta x reader#okkotsu yuuta x reader#okkotsu yuta x you#yuuta x reader#yuuta smut
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The real reason why Arthur couldn't have discovered Merlin's magic early on is that he would try to help Merlin learn more about magic, and it would result in both of them being more idiotic than ever, proving the term 'Two halves of the same idiot' was always right.
Arthur *reading a book of magic potions*: It says here we should spin...
Merlin: ...
Arthur: ...
Merlin: Who spins? Like, is it the flask or is it us?
Arthur: ...
Merlin: ...
Arthur: I don't know, but better not take any chances.
Merlin and Arthur spinning.
#merlin#bbc merlin#merlin bbc#merlin emrys#merlin x arthur#merthur#merlin incorrect quotes#incorrect qutoes#brazil humor
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Headcanon that in Lloyd’s room in Dragons Rising he has a huge pin board in there where he pins everything he needs to do and how it links to his other tasks/goals and how to handle each of them when almost all of them overlap.
Go grocery shopping is linked to collect stolen goods from this rip off Ronin’s pawn shop. Thankfully they’re next door to each other so it makes it so much easier, except Lloyd is an idiot and got his groceries first. It’s honestly a miracle no eggs broke, the milk on the other hand…Zane wasn’t all that impressed when he pulled out soggy spaghetti.
Investigate the whereabouts of multiple individuals: ask this guy in a cloak for information, and cheer in an animal racing competition for Wyldfyre unfortunately were at the same times. So, in Lloyd fashion, he tried to find a way to clone himself but instead ended up splitting himself into three halves. Oni, Dragon, and Ninja. Yeah. So Ninja tried to meet up with the weird cloak guy whilst also making sure Oni didn’t murder someone when Oni ran off and started brawling with Dragon in the middle of the competition. Lloyd, once put back together, thinks there can be positives in everything seeing as it stopped a cheater in the race who was using a non-conscious robot and let Wydlfyre win with Riyu, but Kai with his broken leg thought otherwise.
And when picking up Cole’s kids- Fritz and Spitz- crossed over with stopping Ras, he was just thankful he had some backup. He also maybe accidentally made two extra adrenaline junkies and Cole is getting sick and tired of trying to get his kids to stop trying to join him on missions.
“Lloyd they’re twelve.”
“And so was I, Cole. I don’t see a problem.”
“I see a problem when they’re trying to use flamethrowers.”
“Again, so did I. Problem where??”
Yeah. Lloyd is unable to manage all his tasks because they all cross over and waver in importance and it isn’t even really his fault. He’s doing his best okay.
#lego ninjago#ninjago#lloyd ninjago#lloyd garmadon#imagine the amount of things he actually has to do now#and has no idea how to manage them#so he does his best but destiny itself is throwing his best straight back at his face.#oni lloyd#lloyd montgomery garmadon#ninjago lloyd#fritz and spitz#dragons rising#ninjago dragons rising#ninjago cole#ninjago kai#dragon lloyd#dragoni#ninjago zane#ronin ninjago#since he was mentioned#kai smith#zane julien#cole brookstone#ninjago wyldfyre#dragons rising wyldfyre#ninjago riyu#dragons rising riyu
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sometimes i just think about how when they were helping maddie move and the sofa wouldn't fit through the door, buck and eddie's first ideas were 'pop the hinges off the door' and 'use the jaws of life' instead of 'put the pizza somewhere else so we can simply turn the sofa around.' they really are two halves of the same idiot

#eddie pointing at buck like buck just voiced a great idea#no babe you both just have crushes on each other so any idea from the other person sounds like a fantastic one#evan buckley#911 fox#eddie diaz#buddie#oliver stark#tv: 911#ryan guzman#maddie buckley#9-1-1
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