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when i put the ted lasso guys into an inception au. then u will see.
#beebles#ted lasso#here's the thing.#royjamie and arthureames are the exact same and you don't even have to squint that hard.#'you mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger darling' can and should directly translate to 'c'mon roy-o don't be fucking boring'#rebecca hiring ted and his band of weirdos to do brain crimes to her shit ex husband#i think normally i would make jamie ariadne but. maybe sam?? the details are still fuzzy on that one#ted using his incredibly disarming personality to be an extractor#worming his way under your skin cause he's just so dang friendly#keeley as their point man and beard as their chemist it's all coming together.#jamie would be the forger OBVIOUSLY the man loves drama#and maybe roy used to be an architect but he can't Do It Good anymore for whatever reason?? training sam??#obviously the one on one training would narratively work best for jamie but#i haven't figured out how to work that one out yet#it's a work in progress ok but it's in my brain#keeley and roy as divorcées who still work together and jamie as their weird third by the end#ugh. UGH!!!!
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what the hale do i do this whole fucking week while im off work for my hand injury to heal. man i cant even hold my arm down or else it starts hurting i gotta hold it up by my fucking chest CONSTANTLY. and holding things with it hurts too. i hate it here WHEN will i be FREE
#.txt#sorry but this is too much time off. while i can barely do ANYTHING#ugh. UGH!!!!#i also want to work on my cocktail recipes but i dont want my roommates to judge me or think im an alcoholic :(
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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
#the girl was like ‘ugh yeah i’m done with all that mascara sunscreen makeup stuff’ and I !!! I completely agree except for!! bro come on.#double shot
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i stay up late to be happy for a few more hours
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if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point
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(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)
#MY GIRLLLLLLLL <333333 you're doing amazing sweetie kill them all you deserve to#anyway. coping mechanism. the problems in my life i could solve if society just let me have a death note#this show really is an exercise in patience and suffering i get SO squicked out#by how much the horrible characters and situations mirror the insanity of what's happening in real life#also the revelation that some of the actors are Exactly as shitty as their characters are is. ugh.#but every time i'm like okay i can't take it i need to stop to protect my headspace#i think of kimiko and am like.... no... i need to see my gir....#hope karen gets jucy roles in other shows too PLEASE#the boys#kimiko miyashiro#karen fukuhara#theboysedit#tvedit
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#you could swap out schizophrenics with a lot of other disorders but I had a conversation specifically about schizophrenia#and ugh I'm so tired#my post
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Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes
such a loss
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ughh imagine having a heavy make out session with yuta and sitting on his lap and he just can't seem to get enough of you, constantly squeezing and gripping at your hips, pulling you closer and closer because he's so desperate for you. moaning and licking into your mouth, only pulling away a hair's breadth to fill his lungs with air.
there's this need that flows through both your veins and you just want each other. it's dumb and irresponsible — but fuck, you really don't want to leave yuta's lap.
you're pawing at his bulge beneath you, shaky hands trying to get it out, and he doesn't stop you. raising his hips to help you, yuta gasps when your hands wraps around his shaft. his head falls back and for the first time, you can breathe.
he's hot and heavy in your hand, velvety smooth and already beginning to leak, and you want so bad.
"please, yuta," you mumble against his jaw, rubbing your covered cunt against his cock. "i need you."
"c-condom." it's choked out, like it pains him to say. like you could've forgotten about it.
"just the tip. you can, you can just pull out."
yuta whines, a sound high in his throat, his dick jumping in your hand. he shouldn't. he couldn't possibly stop himself from losing control. you know this more than anyone else, but you want.
you push your shorts and panties to the side, pressing his tip to your mound. it's dangerous and far too tempting for both of you and it's no surprise when his cockhead pushes into your pussy.
#like UGH !!! his face when he feels you around him for the first time ........ oughhhhhh#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu kaisen x you#yuta okkotsu#yuta okkotsu x you#yuta okkotsu x reader#perce.doc#.jjkai
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Dick: You use to be so cute and tiny..
Jason: And you use to be cool. We both changed.
Dick: Wha-?! I'm still cool!!
Jason: Okay, 'officer Grayson'. Cops aren't cool.
Dick: THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO
Jason: STILL FRESH IN MY MIND, PIG!
Dick: LET IT GO!
Jason: NO. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID FUCK THE POLICE! THOSE WERE WORDS I LIVED BY!
Dick: OH MY GOD. YOURE THE ONLY ONE THAT STILL REMEMBERS THAT!
Tim, walking into the living room: I remember it.
Duke, from another room: I heard about it! You've lost 1000 aura man!
Cassandra, poking her head in: I've also heard about it.
Dick: EVERYONE SHUT UP.
Jason: Just like a cop to order people around like that, shameless.
Dick, groans: Fuuuuck-!
Dick: All of you are going to make me age like milk!
Damian, popping up behind him: Is it wrong to say it's too late for that?
Dick, practically shaking: Damian..I swear to God.
#j.p speaks#another convo#batfamily#incorrect batfamily quotes#dick grayson#jason todd#damian wayne#duke thomas#ugh theres so..many- fuck#its their privilege and right to piss Dick off#dick around others: *cool and collected*#dick around his family: *close to shipping them all to a different country (lovingly)*#imagine being an only child now all you have is siblings id crash out 😮💨
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of all the phrases we used to say in the 2010s era we need to bring back ‘what the hap is fuckening’ because honestly… what the hap is fuckening lately brother
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Anyways what kind of music do you think Eri listens to
#UGH I ADORE MY DAUGHTER#she’s my little rockstar living her best life >:(#all of class A and B as well as the big three have such a soft spot for her and would definitely show up to any music event she performs at#aizawa is a proud dad and can’t believe his little girl is all grown up :(#I also headcanon that Eri sings songs that hint to bkdk to GET IT TOGETHER because she loves her bigger brothers and wants them to be happy#Eri believes in love and Kota thinks Bakugou is a lame old geezer who won’t do anything about lmao#bnha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#my art#mha#bnha fanart#boku no hero academia fanart#my hero academia fanart#eri fanart#eri#Kota and eri#Kota#mha 403#bkdk#bakudeku#eri chan#Kota Izumi
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I drew a pretty lady
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Oh Marcille... Save me Marcille.... Lord of the dungeon.....
#marcille actually saved me from art block i think#ugh ill never get over this manga#art#artists on tumblr#my art#digital art#undescribed#marcille donato#marcille dunmeshi#marcille dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#dunmeshi spoilers#the winged lion#fanart
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“The center of my life, the sun in my galaxy.”
#gravity falls#bill cipher#ford pines#stanford pines#billford#(?)#book of bill#this is not a website dot com#I have to do another one of these omgggg ugh
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based ofc on this
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 fanart#astarion ancunin#bg3 astarion#astarion#stuff and things#userpharawee#I'm back! hi :D#just a quick silly thing to try and get back into the groove after two weeks hhh#wHY do I always feel like I forgot how to draw after not drawing for a while uGH. anyway.#how have you guys been? I hope 2024 is treating you well so far ♥︎
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