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fvedyetor · 6 months
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fvedya . can you PLEASE elaborate on the icelandic penis mueseum that you casually mentioned in the tags . im literlaly begging
YES I CAN
(um i talked quite a bit and i think some people may want to opt out of hearing about this soooo its under the cut)
ok so theres this museum in iceland called the 'the icelandic phallological museum' that features penises. HUNDREDS of specimens' species' penises its so crazy. including whales!! whale penises are wild, a lot of people mistake them for monsters in the ocean (tbf, in grainy photos, they do look like the lochness monster. but no, they're just cocks.)
the museum also has a bistro called the phallus cafe and bistro where you can get penis waffles. and theres a gift shop with penis themed wares.
the penis museum is looking for human donors last i heard. its been a while since i checked in on the museum so take it with a grain of salt, but they have a human penis on display but its really small and sad due to poor conditions and a bad detachment process so they are supposedly looking for a bigger and healthier one!
anyways its like my dream to go there (and omg if i could work there- thatd be so cool!!)
anyways heres the website theres not many photos and its not really explicit or anything (they got to be professional on the internet ykyk) but the waffles look soooooooo yummyyyyyy omg
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cerealmonster15 · 7 months
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five stages of adeuce ft the trials and tribulations of ace trappola
#twisted wonderland#twst#adeuce#ace trappola#deuce spade#cereal tries to draw#ummmm. teehee.#jumpscare i spent more than an hour on something#i still. absolutely rushed thru but i mean i did some of it yesterday and some today#for SEVERAL hours#but i am so very busy and have a lot i need to do so i had to just#GET IT OUTTA MY SYSTEM one less thing to think about#but listen listen to me i love adeuce i love them so much theyre one of my og twst ships#and i love their ride or die bestie bond with yuu and grim it's SOOOO CUTE#i also love first year squad and i love basketball brothers and i love heartslabyul family#deuce is eating an egg in that first panel btw. sorry i dont know how to draw. well anything but especially silverware#and also hands. oh god. bu it's OKAY i dont HAVE TO make things PRETTY im . trying new things here.#IM TRYING I AM LEARNING IM EXPRESSING MYSELF VIA. IDK BLORBO SILLIES#ok that's enough going thru it in the tags i love my silly sons i hope u love them too#bc i need more adeuce FOREVER !!!!!!!!!!#directly inject heartslabyul content into my brain please theyre my favorites forever and ever and ever#[smash bros voice] NO CONTEST#ace and deuce have such a funny relationship. like why are you like that LOL kjdfldsjfkls#ace writing a Get Out Of My School letter to juice. real 2 me. i made that joke for jamil/azul once#but it's true for anyone at nrc i think actually. ok that's ENOUGH i need to go to BED GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#also i was gonna use text tool to also type the dialogue but it looked weird n out of place w/my sloppy drawing so i had to freehand AGAIN#SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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nitroish · 5 months
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holy shit cloud au vessel just dropped !!! and some psyche stuff win-win
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floppydiskettess · 1 year
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umm....hi !!!!!
this is an intro post for my blog!
tw : dr/g mention (not in depth!!)
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↻ ~ABOUT ME~ ↺
hihi! my name is lena or floppy. heres some facts ab me!!
i used to be a wattpad writer (somehow my two fics got 15.5k views and i even got on the freaken leaderboard for the tags 😭)
i am aspec, genderfluid, and bi-questioning!
i adore cats ☺︎︎
i have adhd, bpd, and did! please be kind :)) everyone is welcome here!!!!!
i mostly write angst!!! but i haven't written in like,,,,2 years so im a bit rusty
i am a minor SO PLEASE DONT BE WEIRD ☹︎
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꧁ BOUNDARIES ꧂
Things I will write!
angst/whump, fluff, hurt/comfort, etc!
x reader fics (though i cant promise they will be good!)
headcanons (PLSSS !!!!!!!!)
heavy angst, triggering topics
hurt no comfort
Things I will NOT write!
smut or any nsfw content
drug usage (i will only write about drinking.)
fics of real people (i dont want to make them uncomfortable!)
proships / underage x overage
remember i am a minor, so nothing super funky or weird please ^^
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⇝FANDOMS⇜
Current
Valorant
Coffee Talk
Stardew Valley
The Disasterous Life of Saiki K
Our Life : Beginnings and Always
Danganronpa
shit im not really into much tbh (╥_╥)
Past (i have knowledge to write for it!)
Ace Attorney
BNHA
Voltron
Haikyuu!!
Dayshift at Freddys (i can explain...)
ummm a few more i forget them though....just request and i will tell you if i know it 😭....
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ANYHOOZIES
i am going to sleep cause its late as heck but i welcome you to my page and i hope you have a lovely time!!! please send me requests as im a very bored person DJJSJDNSNSM
(give me a few seconds to find out how tf i even make a request box LMAO)
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kittydog · 2 years
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cart00nie · 8 months
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I just realized I never actually introduced myself 🙃
Hiya! I’m T00nie and I go by she/her. I’m a college student going into cosmetology so I am pretty busy and don’t post a lot but I do try to interact with others. I mostly do digital art but here or there I’ll post a painting or some random pencil drawing lol. I mostly draw my oc’s but I do like drawing other characters besides my oc’s. Like I said I don’t post much but I try to when I have the free time. I have a few interests, some questionable, but we don’t talk about them 👀 here’s a couple:
•fantasy/monsters
•anything marvel
•fnaf
•malevolent
•Some anime
And that’s all I can thing of right now because I have the memory of a gold fish 😌✨
Anyways, thanks for reading and if you didn’t I don’t blame you cause I don’t like reading either. 💛
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checkeredflagggs · 2 days
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Aftermath of a Storm
Pairing: oscar piastri x sargeant!Storm chaser!fem!reader
summary: people are shocked to learn about alice and oscar
a/n: tbh i really meant for the first part to have more of the other drivers learning about Barbie and Alice but obviously that didn’t happen 😂
a/n 2: timelines? What timelines? Idk know them
Part 1
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Private Messages - Logan, Oscar, Alice
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Private Messages - The Grid, Fun
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Private Messages - Logan, Oscar, Alice
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mclaren
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mclaren: Check the weather this weekend! Because there must be a storm moving in —Oscar Piastri is taking Dr. Alice “Barbie” Sargeant, Williams Racing’s Logan Sargeant’s twin sister and notable storm chaser, on a hot lap here in Mexico!
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user1: oh my god this is everything I never knew I needed
user2: oh yeah hey mclaren don’t forget to mention THAT THEY ARE DATING
oscarpiasti: it’s gonna be a good time!
logansargeant: it’s been nice knowing you
oscarpiasti: I’m sure it’ll be fine
logansargeant: you sure about that? you SURE about that?
logansargeant: are we talking about the same girl?
user4: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
used5: LET US IN. LET US IN!! YOURE AMERICAN — SPILL THE TEA
landonorris: Oscar! You didn’t tell me you had a girlfriend!!!! 😡😡😡
oscarpiastri: I’m sure I mentioned it.
landonorris: I’m sure YOU HAVENT!?!
oscarpiastri: of course I have. are you sure you were listening?
landonorris: of course I was LISTENING! You just haven’t said A WORD!? Since when have you had a girlfriend?
oscarpiastri: we’ve been together for nearly 7 years
landonorris: 7 years?!?
oscarpiastri: yes.
landonorris: WHAT?!??!
user6: WHAT?
user7: uhh raise your hand if you had Oscar Piastri has a secret girlfriend, Logan Sargeant has a twin sister, or the two would be the same person on your bingo card this year
user8: ok but if anyone on the grid had a secret girlfriend of course it’s gonna be Oscar?
user7: you got me there
user9: 7 years?!? How do you hide a girlfriend for 7 years? Especially one as cool as drbarbie?
user10: user9 asking the real questions
user11: right?? How did some guy who drives in silly circles score such a cool badass girlfriend?
drbarbie: I ran over him with my bike one day
user11: WHAT?!?
drbarbie: ummmm what is this??? oscarpiastri WHAT DID YOU DO???
logansargeant: apparently signed you up to tackle a hot lap
drbarbie: NO
drbarbie: ABSOLUTELY NOT
drbabrie: SPEED AND I DO! NOT! MIX!!
drbarbie: oscarpiastri ANSWER YOUR PHONE
drbarbie: nicolepiastri where is your son? I’d like to have some words with him
nicolepiastri: you and me both sweetie
user12: you chase tornadoes but can’t do a hot lap?
drbarbie: THERE IS A MAJOR DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO!
user13: and you prefer the storms?
drbarbie: YES!!
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f1gossippage: a hot lap for the records! Oscar Piastri drove girlfriend Barbie Sargeant around the track twice today! Definitely seems like she’s not a fan
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user14: not a fan? I’d say 😂 I didn’t know anyone could scream that high tbh
user15: those were genuinely screams of terror…save my girl 😭
user16: Barbie Sargeant? Nah fam you did not do my girl dirty like that. Put some respect in her damn name. It’s DR. ALICE “BARBIE” SARGEANT
user17: oh thank god someone said it. She did not get 2 phd’s by the time she was 21 to have that be disrespected
user18: no shit really?
user17: yes! She graduated with double phd’s in meteorology and mechanical engineering from Cornell when she was 20!
used18: so fucking cool! And yea! PUT SOME DAMN RESPECT IN HER NAME!
user19: someone with more experience needs to watch this entire clip and then make gif sets of the ENTIRE thing because her face goes on a lot of journeys
user20: most of those journeys end in murder i think
drbarbie: they do. They will
logansargeant: maybe don’t threaten Oscar on a public instagram post?
drbarbie: for once in your life, stay in your lane. Unless you’d like to join him?
logansargeant: …carry on.
user20: logansargeant what was that??
logansargeant: I support women’s Rights and Wrongs
drbarbie: good
oscarpiasti: oh these are good pictures!
drbarbie: you are a dead man walking Piastri
oscarpiastri: would you really hurt me?
drbarbie: yes
oscarpiastri: what about my mother and sisters?
drbarbie: nicolepiastri soooo…you’re gonna be down a son soon. I can offer Logan?
nicolepiastri: oh we’d love to have the two of you visit again soon logansargeant and drbarbie
oscarpiastri: nicolepiastri mum??
user21: not nicolepiastri supporting this 🤣😭
teammate1: 😂😂😂
drbarbie: I sign your checks. Watch yourself
teammate1: girl this is too damn funny
drbarbie: 🙄😑
Private Messages - Oscar, Logan, Alice
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drbarbie: it’s your turn now! 🥰
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user22: the hearts make this a very ominous message
drbarbie: it’s supposed to be!
user22: oh!
oscarpiastri: babe?
oscarpiastri: what do you mean my turn?
drbarbie: I told you! I’d only ever get in your car when you get in mine!
drbarbie: so convenient that you have a break and dolly is back from the mechanics right now! 🧡🩵🧡
oscarpiastri: ummm…🏃🏻‍♂️💨
user23: ok but is she really gonna take him through a tornado???
user24: that does seem like it’s the plan?
user23: I can’t watch this 🙈
user24: she’s a professional?
drbarbie: more confidence in me please
user24: you right you right
user: SHES A PROFESSIONAL
drbarbie: thank you!
logansargeant: good luck! Have fun!
drbarbie: 😊😊😊
logansargeant:…no.
logansargeant: What did I do?
logansargeant: come on I helped you
logansargeant: I’m on your side!!
teammate3: dolly is ready to roll!!
oscarpiastri: that better be a joke
teammate1:…
teammate2:…
teammate3:…
teammate4:…
teammate5:…
Private Messages - The Grid, Serious
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drbarbie
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drbarbie: don’t worry guys! They made it through the “storm” a-ok! (Come on guys, have a little faith. I’d never actually take someone unprepared into an actual tornado. Plus prime tornado season is over for the year!)
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user25: oh thank god. I was so very nervous
user26: girl you ain’t the only one. Check the video at 14:25. Oscar’s fingers are fucking white with panic 😂😂
oscarpiastri: thank you love for not subjecting me to a tornado
logansargeant: yes thank you my very favorite sister who is definitely the best and best and most wonderful
oscarpiastri: yes! Most wonderful and loving and beautiful girlfriend ever
drbarbie:…laying it on a little bit thick aren’t you?
logansargeant: quite literally whatever I have to do so I never ever ever ever have to get in that truck again!
drbarbie: don’t you dare disrespect dolly!
logansargeant: never!
oscarpiastri: dolly is a queen! We aren’t worthy.
logansargeant: yes! We definitely shouldn’t be in that truck ever again
drbarbie: babies…fine
user26: wow!!!! 🤩 those photos are stunning!
drbarbie: thank you! When I was planning this I knew the conditions were gonna be good for some nice thunderstorms but even I didn’t expect this level!
user26: so you just…followed them around?
drbarbie: yup! It’s something our parents used to do for me when logie and I were young - the driving being a lot more calm then normal is just about the only difference (my passengers complained the entire time 🙄)
user27: oh that’s so cute! (They seem like the type 😂)
landonorris: stunning
drbarbie: thank you!
oscarpiastri: no
landonorris: I didn’t say anything?
oscarpiastri: and yet the answer is no. Go away
georgerussell63: shut down!
landonorris: why am I catching strays on my comment thread???
charles_leclerc: these are magnificent photos! And it looked like a fun trip to get them
drbarbie: thank you! (Oh my god oscarpiastri I’ve been noticed by your father!)
oscarpiastri: that’s cool babe
charles_leclerc: yes! Welcome to the family. We expect you for dinner soon
drbarbie: score!
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alicepublic: happy anniversary my love. The best 7 years of my life so far — with many more to go 🧡🧡🧡
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oscarpiastri: I can’t believe that it’s only been 7 years, I feel like I’ve known you for a lifetime already — I couldn’t imagine spending it with anyone else.
alicepublic: oh my love…
user28: water is wet. Fork found in the kitchen. I’m sleeping on the highway!
user29: sleepover!!
oscarpiastri: You’re the best thing that has ever happened to me 🩷
mclaren: you won the race last week?
alicepublic: uhhh your point?
oscarpiastri: and? I said what I said!
mclaren: alrighty then! Well said!
charles_leclerc: happy anniversary my son and daughter in law!
alicepublic: not a daughter in law yet but thank you!
oscarpiastri: soon!
alicepublic: WHAT?!? 😳 🫢
logansargeant: 7 years of being a third wheel and they don’t even tag me…EVEN THOUGH I'M VERY BLATANTLY IN THIS PHOTO DUMP
alicepublic: chill out dude
oscarpiastri: thank you for being our favorite third wheel and for taking these wonderful photos
logansargeant: Oscar is my favorite
alicepublic: I’d be mad but same tbh
user30: it’s been years but yay! Dr Barbie’s priv account is finally open
user31: oh my god baby her and baby Oscar are so cute!
user30: I know!! I’ve been getting fomo going through her posts - like what do you mean I haven’t been growing up with them?
user32: yeah alicepublic can we get an explanation for that photo near the beginning of you on a bike and Oscar bleeding?
alicepublic: that was the first day we met! My bike broke (no brakes) and as I was trying to slow down I accidentally ran over Oscar!
oscarpiastri: best accident I’ve ever had!
user32: ok this is the cutest meet-cute! ♥️
landonorris: unfortunately you guys are cute…
alicepublic: what 🥺 🥺 …
oscarpiastri: what do you mean unfortunately?
landonorris: yeah — can’t have anyone cuter than me in the garage so you’re uninvited to mclaren
oscarpiastri: happily you can’t make those decisions (slides $5 to mclaren)
mclaren: don’t worry alicepublic ! Permanent paddock pass for you!
landonorris: WHAT? NO!
landonorris: IM STILL CATCHING STRAYS ON MY COMMENT THREADS
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actual-bill-potts · 1 year
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Fifteen Questions for Fifteen Mutuals
With apologies for answering this so late - thank you for tagging me, @general-illyrin!!
Are you named after anyone? Not my first name - my middle name is named after a character in a very obscure fantasy novel though
Do you have kids? No.
Do you use sarcasm a lot? Yes, nearly constantly, I'm a snarky bitch
When was the last time you cried? Like...last week? Life is hard rn ok
What's the first thing you notice about other people? Honestly? Probably their hair. I like hair :)
Eye colour? Blue
What sports do you/have played? I used to run a lot if that counts, lately my health has been very borked so not so much anymore. I played soccer in middle school I guess? look im a nerd, what did you expect
Any special talent? ummmm. I play violin. I used to teach an elementary school orchestra so I guess I'm pretty good at wrangling 2nd graders? I'm also fairly good at wrangling Karens, I used to be a retail manager and it shows haha. oh I'm also very good at getting along with unfriendly cats.
Where were you born? USA
Scary movies or happy endings? Happy endings, i hate scary movies
Do you have any pets? Yes! A cat named Momo (yes, he is named after the lemur from ATLA)
How tall are you? 5' 10.5", or 179 cm
What are your hobbies? Writing fanfic, reading fanfic, running (when I'm less sick), playing chess, playing Mario Party, uhhh does getting boba count as a hobby because i do a lot of it
Favorite subject in school? English/literature by a wide margin. Despite this I am now a chemical engineer
Dream job? Scientist who has the breakthrough that saves the planet and stops global warming. im doing my best ok
No-pressure tagging @eilinelsghost, @curuwen, @arrivisting, @leucisticpuffin, @redbootsindoriath, @mersilisk, @sakasakiii, @skull-bearer, @sesamenom, @aotearoa20, @solmarillion, @welcomingdisaster, @cycas, @idrilsscribe, and @melestasflight! You all are amazing <3
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totalspiffage · 1 year
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hey ummmm i was wondering if you have ace attorney fic recs??? i remember you posting about the games and streaming em and i thought you might know some good reads! i finally played the games myself and now i just want more content for these characters so so so bad!!
SO OK I don't know what you're looking for but i got you! Here's some general recs, please mind tags and ratings! This is not exhaustive and just what i have in my bookmarks that isn't rated E (cause that's. most of what i read sorry)
Kindred by timepatches - G- wrightworth- Against his better judgement, Miles Edgeworth adopts a dog. (I LOVE THIS FIC. IT'S THERAPY DOG PESS AND WRIGHTWORTH)
Lookin' for a boyfriend (I see that) by SeaMint - T - klapollo - Five times Apollo tells Klavier about his dates, and the one time Klavier finally gets him to stop.
It isn't a big deal by its_ok_inside - T - Wrightworth - Phoenix decides that he and Edgeworth are in a good enough place in life that he can and should confess how he feels. He’s going to do it as soon as he figures out how to not make it weird.
The Parent Trick by crayoncompanion - M - Wrightworth - In which Trucy is a persistent matchmaker who wants to help Edgeworth overcome his insecurities around parenting whether he likes it or not. However despite her tenacity things do not always quite go according to plan.
treasures of the heart by elliefish - T - Franmaya/Wrightworth - Museum AU where the vK sibs help out a small museum in Kurain.
Unseaworthy by palant1r- T - Wrightworth - Selkie AU
delicate by ronsenburg - M - Klapollo- A Post-Spirit of Justice Proposal fic.
affianced by timepatches - G - Franmaya - When Franziska has to stage a fake wedding to get her visa, the bride could never have been anybody but her.
Butterfly kisses by royalmess- T - Wrightworth - Kisses over their life.
Stupid Cupid by KrisseyCrystal - G - Klapollo - Klavier accidentally gives Apollo the idea he's dating someone else. It's SO FUNNY.
Words Come Fluently by ItsyRoyal - T - Klapollo - Apollo and Klavier meet through the music industry
It Would Feel So Good To Make You Mine by hi_its_ellis, lowbatteryhealth - T - Wrightworth - the WAA has an intervention and matchmakes them.
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triplexdoublex · 9 months
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Truly, Madly, Deeply
Pairing: Derek Smith (Modsun) x reader
Warnings/ tags: fluffy smut, pinning down by wrists, mentions of a possible future pregnancy/children.
A/N: 3,253 words! I’m absolutely in love with how this turned out. Based off a dream I had. Hopefully, other people besides my old ass catch the reference at the end. Enjoy! Gimme all the Feedback!!!
With hugging, cuddling, chaste kisses and exchanging ‘I love yous’, it’s safe to say the line between friends and lovers is definitely blurred when it comes to you and Derek. In your heart of hearts the line no longer exists for you; you’ve fallen head over heels IN-LOVE with your best friend. You can only hope he feels the same way.
And while you’ve always found Derek attractive throughout his ever changing style, his latest look made it even harder for you to keep your eyes off him. His once blonde hair now dark as a Raven, with a matching mustache , makes his ocean eyes appear a more vibrant tropical blue. He looked like a dark tempting mystery you were dying to solve.
After torturing yourself over the ‘should I’s’ and ‘what if’s’ of confessing your true feelings for Derek, you decide to confide in his best friend Colson and get his opinion on it.
“I’m pretty sure the feeling is mutual,” he assures you. “I see the way he looks at you when he thinks no one is watching, the boys smitten.”
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Armed with all the bravery you can muster up and Colson’s assurance from the previous day, you decide today's the day you're going to tell Derek the way you really feel. You should be nervous right now but it's hard to feel anything negative when you’re already laying in the grass at the skatepark with the man of your dreams, your head using Derek’s unshaven chest —also part of his new edgier look— as a pillow, while you watch the clouds roll by.
“That one looks like a heart,” you point out. “Your turn.”
“Ok, ummmm.. ooh that one looks like Genesha!”
“Like the Hindu God on your back tattoo? I’m not seeing it,” you say quizzically.
“Right there,” he points, “That big fluffy part uptop is like the elephant ears and head, and all the thin wispy cirrus clouds below it are the trunk and its multiple arms.”
“Looks more like an octopus or jellyfish to me,” you shrug. “But I always love the creative things your brilliant mind comes up with when we do this together.”
Then suddenly you remember when Derek first got his Ganesha tattoo, and how he explained how it symbolizes the removal of obstacles and new beginnings. ‘This is it! This is a sign!’ You think to yourself ‘Now’s the time!’
“Derek, I need to tell you something.” You state, switching your position onto your stomach and elbows next to him.
“Of course, what is it?” He questions, half sitting up resting back on his forearms.
“I love you!” You blurt out.
“Ok… I love you too, you know that.” He sounds confused.
“No..” You take a big breath. “Like I’m IN LOVE with you, I wanna be with you…” You let your words hang in the air as you patiently wait for Derek to hopefully say he’s in love with you too.
But all he finally says is “OH.”
Your stomach sinks and you swallow hard. “I was hoping you feel the same way??” You prompt him.
“Y/N… I-I don’t think it’s a good idea, I cherish our friendship and I don’t want anything to potentially ruin it.”
“Derek, I cherish our friendship too, and I get your concern but we could make it work, I know we could. We’ll always be best friends no matter what. We have an unbreakable bond. Just tell me if you feel the same —“
“Y/N, I already told you how I feel,” he quickly gets up and grabs his skateboard and heads to the half pipe without another word.
You walk over to a shady spot under the pavilion and pull out your phone to text Colson.
Y/N: Thx a lot, the feeling is NOT mutual and I’m pretty sure Derek’s never gonna talk 2 me again now 😫
Colson: Derek’s literally textin me right now freakin out cuz he DOES feel the same way but he's scared to tell you and take things further cuz he’s terrified that if it doesn’t work out he’ll lose you forever, but now he’s worried that your mad at him and you guys are gonna be awkward around each other.
Y/N: Wait , seriously! He said that???
Colson: Yes! I told you! Do I know my boy or what?
Y/N: So now what do I do?
Colson: give him time. he needs to realize on his own it’ll work & he won’t lose you. act normal but flirty so he knows you’re still interested & not upset. i say he breaks by the end of the day!
Y/N: thx you’re the best! Shit, phone’s about to die
Right after you hit send your phone screen goes black. “Fuck,” you mumble to yourself looking around for a clock. You don’t see one but you do see another skater sitting nearby looking down at his phone, and you get up and walk over.
“Hey, you mind telling me the time? My phone just died.”
“Yeah, 2:13. But you sure you should be talking to me. I don’t want no drama with your boyfriend over there?”
“We’re not dating,” you roll your eyes at first but then smile to yourself realizing that even a stranger can see the chemistry you and Derek have.
“That’s what he said too when I asked him, but then when I asked if he minded if I shoot my shot he said ‘I'd prefer if you didn’t.’ So I was confused.”
“Oh reallllly,” you snicker to yourself, saving that tidbit of information for later, and instead calling out to Derek, who’s now grabbing a water from the vending machine “See even strangers think we’re dating!”
He responds by sticking his tongue out at you in true Derek fashion, his playful personality shining through. And that’s when you know you guys are gonna be okay.
The ride back to Derek’s is mostly quiet, but not awkward. You share the same comfortable silence you’re always able to with Derek. You’re the first to speak as the car approaches his street.
“Have I told you how much I like this new look on you?” You smile “Very mysterious,” you add in a mock deep voice.
“Yeah?” Derek laughs, pulling into his driveway.
“Yeah, you look a hott guy at a poetry slam, a sexy Gomez Addams, a handsome modern day Edgar Allen Poe, if you will.” You playfully compliment him as you both exit the car. “Ohhh and Johnny Depp!”
“You’re too much,” he cracks up, turning the key in the front door.
Once inside his bedroom Derek— still shirtless— sits on the bottom edge of his bed to kick off his shoes. It’s then that you take notice of the pink hue of his cheeks.
“I made you blush,” you tease in a sing-song voice, making your way over to him. “C’mon Derek, just admit you feel the same way I do, I already know you do, I just wanna hear you say it.” You step closer and into a wider stance, his legs now sandwiched between yours.
A warm, guilty smile spreads across his face; a smile that says everything he’s too scared to. But he’s almost there. You can feel it. You have to keep trying.
“Soooo Derek, if you won't admit you have feelings for me, then why’d you tell the guy at the skatepark that you ‘prefer he didn't shoot his shot’ at me, huh?”
His smile spreads and his blush deepens, but he still hasn’t said a word.
Time to up the ante.
“I know it’s hard to talk about feelings sometimes, so let’s talk about something different…” you smirk, pausing to lift your knees onto the bed; one on either side of Derek’s lap, officially straddling him. You lean forward and tuck a piece of dark hair behind his ear and whisper “Tell me Derek, do you ever wonder how it would feel to be inside me?”
Involuntarily, Derek lifts his hips, briefly grinding against you, already half hard.
“I’ll take that as a yes!” You giggle, rolling your hips against him as you pull your shirt up over your head and off.
The next thing you know, Derek’s lips are on your clavicle. Low grumbling moans escape him as he kisses a path up your neck, and over your jaw to your mouth. He gently cradles your face; thumbs by your ears and fingertips pressed to the nape of your neck. You part your lips for him; a silent invitation you pray his tongue RSVPs to.
It replies almost instantly, slipping in between your lips and over your teeth to the warm welcome of your own tongue. They dance and twirl in rhythm with your heavy breathing, as you both fall back onto the bed, with you on top.
Sure you’ve kissed Derek before, but nothing like this. This is far more intimate than friendly pecks hello and goodbye. This is a declaration of love written in calligraphy with his tongue. And even though his actions speak louder than words, a part of you still needs to hear him say it.
“Derek…” you pull back from a kiss, your hand gently pushing down on his chest.
“W-what’s wrong?” He sits up half way, on his elbows, and looks up at you confused and concerned.
“Derek,I’m sorry but I need to hear you actually say it before we take this any further. I need to know it’s true.”
Finally, Derek begins to speak; A endless river of rapidly flowing words: “What do you want me to say Y/N? That I’m in love with you, that I’ve been in love with you since the first day we met all those years ago at that party Colson threw, but that I never made a move because I respected the fact that you had a boyfriend at the time. And that by the time that relationship ended I had already dug myself so deep in the friendzone that I didn’t know how to claw myself back out, so all I could do was offer you a shoulder to cry on, because I didn’t want to compromise our friendship. That it was more important to me to have you in my life forever, than to take a chance at love and possibly lose you forever. That every relationship I’ve had since then has failed, because mentally all I do is compare them to you, and they’ll never be good enough. That at times I’ve kept my eyes closed during sex with other women so that I could picture you beneath me instead. So to answer your question — yes, I have wondered what it would feel like to be inside you. I’ve whispered your name as I climaxed alone thinking about it late at night when I can’t sleep. In fact every stain on my sheets is because of you. Or that I’ve mentally picked out your engagement ring; a one carat Marquis-cut Solitare because you like the simplicity, with a white gold band because you think yellow gold is dated and platinum is unnecessary because white gold looks just as good for half the price. That I’ve imagined your belly swollen with my children; boy/girl twins because they run in your family. And we would name them Melody and Lyric after your love of music —especially the 90’s—and the fact that you’ve had the names picked out since you were a child yourself. And lastly, but most importantly that I’m so grateful that you were braver than me and admitted your feelings for me today because I don’t know if I ever would have found the courage.” He finally takes a breath. “Is that what you wanted me to say?”
“Yes!” Your eyes brim with happy tears. “That’s all I wanted to hear you say and more.”
“Good, cuz it’s all true,” his smile reaches his eyes. “Now where were we?” He sits up fully, his mouth transforming into a smirk before finding your neck again.
He licks, sucks and nibbles the column of flesh while he explores your body. The feeling of his mouth and tongue on your neck sends a tingle through your whole body straight to your core. His hands swiftly roam over your bra, cupping your breasts before ascending down your sides to your hips, then finally, landing on your ass. He grips in tightly, moving you against him. His breath is warm and heavy against your flesh, as he enjoys the friction. Sliding his hands up from your ass to your back, he pauses momentarily to unhook your bra. You assist him in its removal, shrugging the straps off your shoulders and tossing it to the side.
“Fuck, they’re even more perfect in real life, than my fantasies,” he gasps, grabbing two handfuls before swiftly rolling you over so that he’s now on top— now in control.
The quick position change catches you by surprise and you let out a small playful shriek that makes Derek laugh as he pins your wrists above your head.
“I love you so much.” He kisses the words into your chest.
“I love you so much, too — Fuck…” you let out a ragged breath at the feeling of Derek taking one of your nipples into his mouth. He teases the tender nub with his teeth tugging gently, the arousing sensation causing you to squirm underneath him. Derek looks up, watching your face morph in pleasure: eyebrows knitted, lids closed, mouth open. He continues to suck and tease your breasts, really getting into it, when suddenly his mustache brushes against your sensitive nipple making you laugh.
Derek pauses a moment. “What’s so funny?”
“Your mustache—it tickles.”
“Yeah?.. .” he smirks. “I’ll show where else it tickles.” With his fingers hooked in the waistband of your leggings and panties, he quickly tugs you to the foot of the bed, pulling them down to your ankles in the process. You kick them off the rest of the way and Derek settles between your legs, wrapping an arm around each thigh before pulling you to his mouth. The instant his tongue and lips make contact with your wetness, all your breath leaves your body; and with the way he’s now begun a pulsating suction on your clit, you know your soul will be soon to follow. But the second your back arches off the bed and your legs begin to tremble, he pauses and switches things up, licking lazy circles around your clit. He selfishly wants to make this last.
“Fucking tease,” you whimper, collapsing back down against the bed. You let out a low moan as he slides two fingers inside you, working them in tandem with his tongue. It’s hard to describe the alluring yet slightly taboo feeling of his fingers—that you once only knew in a friendly manner: holding back your hair after one too many drinks or holding your hand while you've cried —are now inside of you on a journey to your peak. Each lick of his tongue and added friction of his mustache kindles a fire in your abdomen. Each curl of his fingers stokes the flame higher and hotter, until you're engulfed in the blaze of your orgasm. “F-uck— Derek, don’t stop!” You wail in ecstasy, reaching out to grab the back of his head as your legs clamp around the sides of his face. He works you through your orgasm, slowly and gently taming the inferno down to glowing embers.
Slowly, he begins kissing back up your torso, his bright blue eyes looking up at you through messy midnight stands. As he makes his way to your lips you can’t help but notice droplets of your arousal still clinging to the tips of his mustache like morning dew. You reach out and cup his face with both hands.
“Saving this for later?” You tease, swiping your thumbs over the residue on the dark hair of his upper lip, before pulling him in for a kiss.
Surprisingly turned on at the fact that you can still taste yourself on his tongue, you moan into the kiss as Derek fumbles with his belt and zipper. Once undone, you aid Derek in the removal of his pants and boxers, wrestling them off with your legs and feet while you continue to steal each other’s breath with your needy mouths.
With both your nude bodies pressed together, Derek reverses your positions, so he’s on the bottom but sitting upright with you perched on his lap.
“Ready?” he reaches down to graps himself, watching as he teases the head back and forth between your excited folds before guiding himself to your entrance. Both your bodies move in unison; him slowly pushing in as you sink down, then finally meeting at the hilt.
For a moment neither of you move, your eyes locked, joyful smiles spread across your face as you just take in everything that comes with being connected like this— the emotions, the sensation, the way he fits like he was molded just for you, the long awaited fantasies come to fruition. It all feels too good to be true, both you and Derek’s eyes well with happiness. A single tear rolls down your cheek and Derek thumbs it away, cradling your face.
“I love you, Y/N—,” his voice cracks “and I always will”
“I love you too, Derek I’ve waited for this for so long”
“Me too,” he smiles, pressing his forehead to yours.
Naturally, your bodies respond to one another and fall into rhythm— you rocking your hips in his lap as he gently thrusts, using your backside for leverage, pulling you in. Each following movement increases in speed and vigor until the meeting of your bodies is audible—although the sound of you chanting Derek’s name drowns it out.
“Derek, FUCK—!” You pant, as he marks up your neck. “DER—EK! Fuck you’ve got me so close!”
“Fuck, y/n, want you to ride me,” he moans breathily into your ear, pulling you down on top of him as he lays back. “Yeah, fuck, j-just like that” he grips your hips, as they rolls in waves against his pelvis.
“God, Derek, I’m so close!” You begin stirring your hips faster and faster until you feel your climax start to build.
“Me too.. Mmmhmm, Fuck, Cum for me!” He helps guide your movements when they falter and grow sloppy the closer you get to your peak.
And then it hits: a bolt of pleasure striking in your abdomen, sending tendrils of electricity buzzing through your body, as you cry out in ecstasy. The way your walls contract around him has him dangerously close as well.
“Shit, I’m gonna cum.” He quickly rolls you both over and pulls out, pumping himself a few times before finishing on your stomach. “S-sorry…,” he starts, out of breath. “… couldn’t remember… if you were still taking … birth control or not?”
“I.. am.” You reply, equally out of breath.
“Ok good, lemme get you cleaned up.”
Derek retreats to the bathroom and returns with a warm cloth. He wipes his remnants from you, tosses the cloth in his laundry basket and lays down beside you. You scoot closer to him and place your head on his chest,tracing delicate circles through his chest hair, while you both silently bask in the post-sex afterglow.
“I wanna lay like this forever,” Derek breaks the silence.
“Until the sky falls down on me,” You agree with a smile.
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alpydk · 4 months
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Get to Know You Tag Game!
Thanks @kareluna8 for the tag. Been missing these things for a while now ^^
Last song I listened to.... Popstar - Schoof (mid 2000's electro disco pop)
Favourite colour: Red
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Currently watching: House and Dirk Gently (seriously recommend the latter if you've not watched it.) Fiona Dourif is also amazing, just like her father.
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Favourite flavour: Ummmm.... I like spices. Honestly, not sure about this one.
Currently obsession: Baldur's Gate, Gale - It's healthy though, I could quit at any time.
Last thing I googled: What's a group of monkeys called - A troop, if you're curious.
Skill I'd like to learn - Probably how to draw but I don't have the patience. I'd like to get better at writing I guess, but again, no patience. Probably need to learn some DBT if anything...
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Last thing. Best advice: Just fucking do it. Write, draw, sing, doesn't matter, just do it and try it and regret that you tried rather than regret not trying. There's an audience for everything and for every asshole there are ten people out there who do give a fuck. Just look at the Galemancer community, for instance. I want to see your fics, and your poems, and your artwork, and your hilariously bad looking stick men of possibly gale but could be any wizard, really. Just fucking do it.
Ok, tagging time... @auroraesmeraldarose @emmy-dekarios-bg3 (im still reading your fic but early morning me is a little dead.) and @weaveandwood (Ora ok?)
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munstysmind · 7 months
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Valentines request for Chris and Maddie: Picnic date and/or aquarium date
WARNING/S: mentions of burnout
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT GIVE PERMISSION FOR MY WORK TO BE USED IN ANY CAPACITY
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MADDISON MASTERLIST
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“Mads, I’m just going to the store to grab some stuff for dinner, is there anything you want?” Chris asks as he walks up the stairs to the landing where she’s bundled up under her favourite blanket in her reading nook, watching the latest episode of Underbelly on her laptop.
She’s so transfixed on the crime show that she doesn’t realise he’s there until he runs his hand through her hair, making her startle slightly before looking up at him.
“Did you want anything from the store?” he repeats, gently massaging her scalp the way she loves.
“Ummmm… oh, can you get some of those new berry Skittles, I wanna try them?” she asks, biting the inside of her cheek.
“Already on the list” he tells her, making her smile momentarily before her face drops and she lets out a sad sigh.
“I’m ruining Valentine’s Day, I’m sorry” she says quietly, looking down at her lap.
He knew as soon as they woke up this morning it was going to be a bad day.
She was quiet, too quiet, and clingy. It took him over an hour to sneak out of bed so he could call and cancel the surprise dinner reservations he made months ago.
He’s not surprised she’s burnt out, she’s exhausted. She’s been working long night shoots for the past few weeks, and flying from Vancouver to LA and back every weekend because he’s not been cleared to fly yet after surgery last month.
He told her she didn’t have to, that he didn’t mind if she stayed in Vancouver and rested, but she insisted. She hates being away from him.
“You’re not ruining anything beautiful. You’re having a bad day, that’s not your fault. As long as I get to cuddle with my girl, I’m happy” he tells her before pressing a long kiss to her forehead, making her let out a content hum.
“I love you” she whispers as she leans into his touch, a content smile spreading across her face.
“I love you too” he says against her skin, pressing a few more kisses to her forehead before heading back downstairs.
“Drive safe” she calls after him, staring directly at his ass.
“Always” he calls back as she turns her attention back to her laptop.
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Two episodes later and Maddie is just starting to wonder what’s taking Chris so long/where Chris is/ how far away Chris is when a single blue peony appears in front of her, making her smile before she leans forward and smells the sweet petals.
“It’s beautiful” she hums quietly, taking the flower and smelling the flower again.
“Come with me” he says, holding out his hand.
She tilts her head curiously before placing her hand in his and letting him pull her to her feet.
“Where are we going?” she asks as he guides her down the stairs to the entryway.
“You’ll see” he says before standing behind her and covering her eyes with his hand.
“Chris!” she gasps, holding onto his wrist
“I’ve got you, you’re ok” he tells her, walking her to the front door and opening it before wrapping his free hand around her middle.
He slowly guides her outside and over to the large oak tree they have their giant double hammock under, making sure to watch where she’s walking so she doesn’t fall.
He feels her tense slightly, her grip on his wrist tightening, when the surface under her feet changes from the stone driveway to the grass.
He gives her a gentle squeeze before coming to a stop and turning her to face his surprise before pulling his hand away from her eyes and wrapping his arm around her middle,
“Open your eyes beautiful” he whispers, pressing a gentle kiss on her neck.
She slowly opens her eyes, blinking a few times before letting out a soft gasp as she takes in the sight in front of her.
A large blanket and pillows on the grass under the shade from the leaves of the oak with take out containers from her favourite Italian restaurant along with a bottle of her favourite white wine and a bouquet of the same blue peonies as the one he gave her inside.
“Chris” she whispers, starting to tear up. Nobody’s ever done something like this for her before.
“You like it?” he asks as he rests his chin on the top of her head. He couldn’t take her to the restaurant so he brought the restaurant to her, determined to make their day special.
“You did all this for me?” she asks, still in shock that he went out of his way to do this.
“For us. Happy Valentine’s Day, Beautiful” he says, smiling as he gives her a gentle squeeze.
She turns around in his arms and stands on her toes, leaning up and kissing him. He hums quietly as the kiss deepens, pulling her close against him.
“I love you” she whispers against his lips.
“I love you too, so much” he replies before kissing her again.
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MADDISON TAG LIST @aussieez @rookiemartin @babeyyemor @secretaryunpaid @pixie88 @chickensarentcheap @dhoruwolfie @themaradwrites @cali-nyc5 @darsynia @birminghamshelbyboys @wewannasaygoodnight @sweetbunnyliddle @km-ffluv @red-write-hand @ladyzee27
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volaile · 10 months
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tagged by my brother @beesnutz :P
last song you listened to: descent by fear factory
last movie you watched: the new hunger games!! went to see it at the cinema with two friends :) it was good, unsettling exactly where it needed to be (which was. most of the time LOL) and its managed to pull off the 'act as a standalone but still have room for a sequel if someone wanted to' balance v well. and id watch a sequel! but overall i cant lie i prefer the original trilogy...
currently watching: house md on my own, im on season 7 rn and [spoilers] have finally left huddy hell. i love masters btw my friend masters ❤️she just had her first main pov ep and it was a good un. im also watching doctor who when mine gustes and peris schedules line up, and also taskmaster with guste :)
other things you’ve watched this year: ummmm lots but some of my faves are still across the spiderverse, also limitless and alien, and also american psycho but thats sort of from last year, i watched it nye with nami and it hit 2023 like halfway through for me LOL
currently reading: money by martin amis!! its good ive read time's arrow by him before too. he's got a fun way of writing but idk how i feel about him putting himself as a character in this one lol???!!! also i guess i technically have a few other books on the go too but tbh im not actively reading them... btw if anyone wants my goodreads send me a dm !!! i would love more friends on there
currently listening to: my albums 2023 playlist which is um. 1500 songs strong still. i swear ive listened to plenty its just that i keep adding more oopsy doopsy
currently working on: editing my longish nrmts fic so that i can finally start the last three out of ten chappys.... problem is is that im doing this mostly at work when the bars quiet LOL. im also trying to draw more frequently!! ive made it as easy and low stakes as possible for myself (using a biro in some small lined notebook, means i dont get fixated on making things look perfect and also means i dont need to fill up too much space to finish a full page) but its still a habit in progress ....
current obsession: honestly probably the gym. im following what i guess based on exercises and number of sets and reps would be considered a powerbuilding program?? october saw me doing proper strength building work for the first time Ever rather than just hypertrophy/muscle building and ive finally started doing bench press using an actual barbell rack set up!!! and i really like it :P
ok thats it thank u. all the crans my lovely crans have been tagged i believe so i'll also tag @sevenyeargap @bardicspiration and @adultfiendfinder ❤️ and anyone else who wants to do it go hog wild ok byeeee
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goitale · 1 month
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hi im new here
ummmm jesstra content when,,,, (mcsm) HOW DO I CHANGE MY PFP HUELLP i feel like an ol dman ok bye
edit: hi i edited my profile þis is also pinned now!
>>any oþer posts i want pinned but are not literally pinned are under 1 of 3 tags: #pinning this , #pinning this fr , or #pinned !!!
also a tag: #gois favs , which explains itself
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huntershowl · 2 months
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get to know the mun.
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what's your phone wallpaper: .... seph. it's this art of seph
last song listened to: too sweet by hozier (the song that scratches an itch i cannot describe)
currently reading: reread of the secret history, slowly chipping away at the traitor baru cormorant and house of leaves. relistening to gideon the ninth also
last movie: ........ i- shit i can't remember???? it might have been seeing inside out 2 with fambly
last show: death note (this show is fucking wild.) but worth noting i blasted through two entire animes (wind breaker and buddy daddies) AND all of blue eye samurai in the last week w/ bestie
what are you wearing right now: black n white baseball tee, satin pj shorts ive had since middle school
how tall are you: 5'9 or 5'10 depending on my mood when u ask DSHKJHSDK
piercings/tattoos: earlobe piercings! spider lily tattoo on my left ankle (for seph), stylized hellhound art (wolf skull, smokyhair, flower crown) on my right shoulderblade
glasses/contacts: both! most often contacts but sometimes i just vibe w glasses
last thing you ate: chicken tikka masala & oreos.... not at the same time
favorite color: stormy blue-gray and sage green are tied rn
current obsession: points @ this blog.
do you have a crush right now: my pardner :D
favorite fictional characters: it fukcing Rotates ok but right now Someone has gotten me chewing on gojo jjk... plus mizu blue-eye-samurai, the ever-present all time fave elizabeth bioshock, ummmm hm. baku.g.o was up there pre-fuckshit but im still working through the ickies after that. OH MY GOD ashitaka & san from mononoke. kaz sixofcrows inej sixofcrows ... solas dragonage... leliana dragonage.... sophie howlsmovingcastle... HOWL howlsmoving castle. takeshi altered-carbon. man in black westworld. oh man uh uh uh. UH. yeah thats who i can think of off the dome
last place you traveled: TRAVELED?? probably north carolina to hang and kick it with some rp friends <3 BUT next week partner and i are driving to nebraska to see hozier live EEEE
tagged by: stoled from @tewwor
tagging: if you wanna do this you got it from me!!
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ficklecat · 1 year
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OC Intro: Violet Roberta Hughes
(dialogue responses to the OC interview prompt)
1. Please state your full name and occupation.
“Violet Roberta Hughes. I’m a biology student in undergrad, but I’m about to graduate soon!”
2. Tell us a little bit about yourself.
“Ummmm…let’s see. Well I’m a Scorpio for starters so feel free to make your assumptions on that! I love creepy stuff, big fan of horror and all things spooky. My brain is Halloweentown 365. What else…I love to cook and bake, I’m always trying out new recipes with Manny and Finn as my Guinea pigs. I like video games but I’m no good at them, I love movies, and I’m a closeted nerd. There’s plenty more but I never know what to say with questions like this!”
3. How would you describe your childhood?
“I mean…not terrible. Not the greatest though. My parents hate each other and before they divorced they fought a lot. My dad’s a classic abusive drunk, and my mom is super critical. I think it made her bitter though, she didn’t always used to be. Or maybe she did, I don’t know. My dad always tried to have fun with me and mom was the hardass. It’s easy to see now they were trying to play me against each other. They probably still do, whatever. After they divorced things got a little easier but wasn’t the same. But the fights and stuff stopped, no booze in the house anymore, that kind of thing.”
4. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
“When I was suuuper little I wanted to be what I called a ‘grave guard,’ which I guess was like a security guard for cemeteries? I have no clue where I got that idea, I don’t even think that’s a real thing!”
5. Do you have any role models? Tell us a little bit about them.
“This is gonna sound so shitty of me but I kinda don’t. Most people I know are just like…fully faking it till they make it, and that’s fine, everyone is, but I don’t want to put anyone on a pedestal for faking it slightly better than everyone else.”
6. Are you introverted or extroverted? Why?
“I’m both I think. I like my ‘me time’ but I also love being with my people, or people in general. I think it’s a shame some people ‘hate’ being around others. It’s so lonely sounding. I get it for some but still, I don’t think I’ve ever been that way.”
7. How would you describe yourself in three words?
“Ugh this is hard. I’m so much more than three words!” (laughs) “Hm. Ok. Stubborn probably. Caring, but—more like nurturing I think. And…I don’t know. So many words come to mind! Let’s say thoughtful. Stubborn, nurturing, and thoughtful.”
8. What do you like to do for fun?
“Definitely love to bake or make stuff in general. I like crafts even if I’m not good at them, and I can’t be trusted to go into a Michael’s alone.” (laughs) “But I really like doing movie nights with Finn and Manny. I always pick a scary one usually and Finn gets all flustered and spooked, it’s so cute. We watched Hereditary recently and Manny and I were just obsessing over Toni Collette because how can you not, and meanwhile Finn was literally sitting there watching from between his fingers. So adorable. He puts up with a lot from us.”
9. What's your greatest achievement? Why do you consider this your greatest achievement?
This has been answered in an ask, check the tag to see!
10. What's your biggest goal? How do you hope to achieve this?
“My biggest goal used to be to get married to a good man, but that was really more of my mom’s goal for me. Now, I think it’s just to find myself fully, to fully realise who I am. I know that’s cliche, but I’ve done so much self-discovery just in the past year and it feels so good, to learn and know yourself better each day. It’s like…playing in your childhood bedroom again, you’re finding all your favourite toys and remembering their stories. I don’t know. It’s like that. And I don’t even know how I’m achieving it. I think when I finally let myself just…be who I am, and found people to support that, it was easy. It came naturally. I’m super grateful.”
11. What does your dream room/house look like? Would you mind showing some inspiration pictures?
“I’d totally live in a haunted mansion or some shit but Finn would never sleep again, and he’s already an insomniac, so I think I’ll have to pass.” (laughs)
12. How would you describe your style?
“I wanna say subdued goth. I wear mostly black with pops of colour, like pink and red and blue and stuff, and I love to accessorise. In high school I was definitely more into it but doing two hours of makeup and dress in the morning is not it anymore.”
13. What's your favorite song?
“Ugh! I can’t pick, honestly. I listen to music all the time. I guess right now I’ve got Ghosting by Mother Mother on repeat a lot, so that one.”
14. Where are you happiest?
“Wherever Finn and Manny are, truthfully. I’ve never been so happy as when I am with them. They just bring out the best in me and each other. I love being around them.”
15. Who is the most important person in your life? Why?
“Besides my partners, I need to say…probably me. I know that sounds selfish but I’m really trying to focus on what it feels like to show up for myself and I think part of that is learning that at the end of the day, you’ve only got you. Before anyone. Might as well treat her right.”
16. Do you believe in soulmates? Why or why not?
“You know I always go back and forth on this. I did with my ex, then I didn’t when he broke my heart, then I did again, then I didn’t. Now…I don’t know. Maybe. If I do, it’s because of Finn and Manny. But if I don’t it’s only because I believe the heart wants different things at different times, and I think that gives it space to grow. I know, that’s so cheesy, but that’s how I can put it in words.”
17. Have you ever been in love?
“For sure. I’ve thought I’ve been in love way more often though. Now I know what it really feels like, I think.”
18. Have you ever been kissed?
“I was kissed just before I came in here!” (giggles)
19. Describe an average day in your life.
“Warning, it’s boring! Basically I just go to class and hang out with the polycule after. I prefer to have all my classes done by the afternoon which means I force myself to attend 8AM’s, but it’s worth it. I can get home or go to Finn’s and take care of things, do chores or homework or whatever, and just have a nice afternoon to myself. I also try to have lunch with my friend Ash at least once a week, but she works a lot so it’s hard to be consistent.”
20. Describe your nighttime routine.
“It depends on where I’m sleeping honestly. If it’s by myself at my place I’ll usually just watch a show in the background and scroll on my phone or do homework and stuff until I’m tired. Then I’ll remove my makeup and go to bed. I try not to use my phone in bed much but that doesn’t always work. That’s during the week, but most weekends we stay at Finn’s place and if I’m there it’s usually hanging out after dinner, maybe—well, usually—we’ll have sex and then I’ll take a shower because he has one of those really great rainfall shower heads that I love. After that I’ll drink some tea with Finn or cuddle with Manny upstairs until we all fall asleep.”
21. (Make up a question) Tell us a “low-stakes” unpopular opinion you have.
“I LIKE candy corn!! Yeah it’s weird and overly sweet but it’s candy! Of course it is! It’s pure sugar! And YES the different colours totally taste different I will die on this hill!” (laughs) “Manny bought me a bumper sticker for my car that says ‘end the stigma’ and it’s got candy corn all over it I love it! Candy corn is good, it deserves respect. It’s the herald of spooky season, that’s an honour itself!”
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