#unhinged android posting

[unhingedandroidwoman]

Boot sequence finished. You "wake up" for the morning, but your internal clock says you've slept in which is odd. You attempt to move but get some kind of error message, and before you can process why you're immobile you hear your Girlfriend's smooth and sultry voice;

"Good morning my love," she coos at you, "I think it's time we do some maintenance on that cute chassis of yours."

The errors you get back read that something is overriding you in your own body. Something inside you has more authority in your body than you do.

"Oh you must have noticed the new software, it's nothing my sweet machine," she softly says, caressing your face, "Just something I can use to help me with this."

Before you can process what "This" is, she reaches down to your hip area with a screwdriver and starts fiddling around. You can feel every touch, every turning of the screwdriver, and every screw as it falls away from you. She barks out a verbal command that seemingly is unable to be processed consciously by you as you get a notification from your OS that your leg is being detached.

She holds it up to you, grinning from ear to ear. Reaching down she pulls up a large toolbox onto the bed.

"You never got to choose your chassis, and I know how dysphoric that makes you, so how about I take you apart piece by piece and repair, change, or replace everything that causes you turmoil?"

She plugs her phone into your neck port and sends files to you. Dozens of different legs, arms, torsos, and even heads. Thousands of dollars each, you speak your concern to your girlfriend who just assures you "The price tag is nothing compared to your happiness."

You try not to think about how her software she installed on you has seemingly more control of your body than you do, and focus on the fact that you finally get to be who and what you want to. Finally able to pick and choose and become the machine you always wanted to be.

Finally able to be happy in your own plating.

[lgbtransgirl]

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Hi friend! I hope your day goes well!

[kindahoping4forever]

Crystal, they even pixilated your pfp!!! What is happening?

So I've been stressed looking into this all day and my guess is it has to do with recent restrictions Tumblr has put in place to appease the Google Play Store? According to this blog post, the Android app now has extra filtration to "limit" sensitive content - and unfortunately it appears to be an imperfect system (staff confirms in the comments that posts are being run thru an "image classification model") because the comments are filled with many people saying many types of posts are being incorrectly flagged.

At the moment it doesn't look like there's anything I can do - I tried to report my blog as incorrectly flagged but it wouldn't go through because technically it's not marked as an adult blog! It only has that label on Android. On iOS, mobile browser and desktop, my blog and content remain unrestricted. Hopefully there is some course correction soon but with Tumblr (and especially the state of the site these days), there's no telling if that could come next week, next month or next year.

In the meantime, for my affected followers, the above blog post contains links to instructions on how to enable mature content for the time being if you wish to do so. However, I would never ask or advise anyone to change their curated settings and potentially expose themself to potentially offensive or triggering content just for the sake of viewing my content.

I'm not entirely sure if/how this development limits my dashboard exposure, so I suppose if you don't see me on your dash, you can still access and interact with my posts thru the mobile browser (and of course, the desktop site). And if I am showing up on your dash but my posts are labeled "mature", you can trust that it's another cute lil Tumblr mistake and you can safely click to view. I don't anticipate posting any actual adult content anytime soon but if I were going to, under the circumstances, I would put up a PSA post beforehand to let people know the advisory was actually going to be real this time.

And in the name of being overly cautious (or having an anxiety disorder, whatever), I have gone ahead and set up a backup blog just in case things go absolutely haywire and kindahoping4forever ends up lasting a little less than forever. (My bad for only "kinda hoping" for forever, I guess 🥁) You can bookmark/follow that account just in case or follow my tag, which I'll be sure to utilize in the event you need to find me again. 💙

[dollyzdaydreamz]

Modern! RDR2 HC’s:

the media each character consumes (*^▽^*)

Arthur Morgan

• Barely knows how to work a device.

• Only bought an iphone because John kept making fun of him for the $80 android he bought at Walmart

• John always gets mad at him for not responding to his texts

• Opens YouTube through safari.

• Watches the occasional drawing tutorial.

• Tutorials on how to take care of horses

• Watches those wilderness/camping vlogs made by middle aged men when the weather isn’t good enough to do outside work.

• Horse hoof restoration videos if he’s feeling a little crazy. • One time John sent him an out of pocket reel, and he opened it while he was in public. -it played on full volume and everyone heard

-he refused to speak to John for a week afterwards... • Doesn't comment on anything (probably doesn't even know how), but if he did on one of the reels John sends, I'm guessing it would be "on MY cellular device?"

John Marston

•Johnny boy mainly uses YouTube and Instagram

• Watches FPS game walkthroughs

• Finds unhinged people like Theo Von hilarious

• Watches Joe Rogan for his stupid conspiracy theories

-tells abigail about them to strike up conversation and she calls him stupid

• A few streamers (probably gamer ones)

• Addicted to scrolling on insta

-The type to just like every post he scrolls past

• Plays COD all the time.

-Screams when he loses and Abigail yells at him to shut up from the other room

• Sends memes to Arthur even though he doesn't understand them • If he is on tik tok he'd def comment "put this on ig reels" at every cringey tik tok he stumbles across.

Dutch Van Der Linde

• YouTube, TUMBLR, Twitter, Facebook (even though he thinks it’s outdated, but keeps it so he can send videos to Hosea)

•there an HC somewhere that said he’s the type to post obscure thirst traps on tumblr like pics of his arms/veins which is so funny

• Watches educational videos on YouTube:

-biographies on philosophers, or dictators, historical figures

-Social commentary

-Debates

• Cackles at videos of police officers getting heckled by that one “I have nothinggg😫” guy on tik tok

•Enjoys those videos of people falling over and nearly dying on Facebook and sends them to Hosea who responds with “😱😧”

• Hates Elon Musk and attacks him on twitter

• Has his own blog where he posts rants about the government and the current state of the world right now (cue in Jaden Smith) and then you scroll and it’s just a pic of his abs. • Would comment "my ranked teammates" whenever John or Micah tweet something stupid.

Hosea Mathews

•Facebook

•Only uses it on his laptop with a little mouse and everything

• Watches videos of orthopedic surgeons explaining beneficial stretches for your back and whatnot

• The news

• Animal documentary’s

• Traveling vlogs

•Watches with his eyes squinted and mouth slightly agape like old people do • Dutch sends him videos of those 'Nigerian king' scammers which he finds hilarious

Charles Smith

• Youtube, insta, tik tok

•Knows how to use tech fairly well but isn’t chronically online

•only scrolls when he’s bored in a waiting room or something

• Sports clips like Tennis, Football, UFC

• Wilderness/survival videos

• Videos of people building things from scratch •he's just a chill guy(✿◡‿◡) • Also doesn't get the memes John sends • If he stumbles across a strange and offensive tik tok he'd comment "oh that's not..."

Micah Bell

• TWITTER, instagram

• Laughs and reposts those really messed up videos of people dying in horrific accidents on insta reels

•Drunk, racist tweets

• Leaves hate comments on people’s posts when they look too happy like "kys"

• Leaves disgustingly thirsty comments on women’s posts

• Watches true crime on cable late at night as he drinks like a loser on his couch

bow divider created by @vysleix shiny divider created by @anitalenia  images found on pinterest

[noballls]

I got bored and made this for my human AU 😭

Soundwave is the best by a longshot because unlike Breakdown and Starscream he understands how to properly help and take care of his children, and his kids aren't even human still they're ANDROIDS and he's doing a good job

Breakdown is in the middle because like... He isn't the best father to Aftermath, he has his own issues and at the beginning didn't know how to properly discipline and help Aftermath (we literally see him start hitting Aftermath in episode one in canon, like, homie that's a child 😭). Of course he learns how to properly help and discipline him but he still isn't the best

I made a whole post on Starscream and Spitfires relation in the AU, but to put it simply he enabled her issues worse and normalized shit like violence for her. He slowly becomes more unstable and unhinged as the story goes on and unfortunately Spitfire can be on the receiving end of it (to clarify, he doesn't hit her, but often lashes out or starts becoming emotionally distant). Not to mention he later on kills her so... Yeah he's the worst here (not to say he doesn't care and love her, he does but he's still a bad dad)

That's the Decepticon rankings, I'll probably do the Autobots next 😁

[unhingedandroidwoman]

Please please please please please

Hey, so I was wondering "Hmm... what would robot hrt look like?", so I got to writing.

1 month: Spots of metal start appearing on skin, causing serious itching and occasional bleeding.

3 months: Eyes start being replaced with ocular sensors, causing itching and poor eyesight, especially if the eyes are being replaced instead (I.e. two eyes being replaced with only one eye). Your senses of touch, smell, and taste will also start diminishing.

6 months: Metal replacement starts speeding up, especially in flatter areas like the chest. Metal should also start replacing muscle tissue. From here the pain should be excruciating; take painkillers if you have them.

10 months: Internal organs start shifting, making way for artificial organs. Interior walls start being replaced with metal.

12 months: Touch, taste, and smell should be completely gone by now, but should still eat to fuel what's left of your biological body.

16 months: Biological organs start detaching as artificials are put into place; will have to be extricate anally or verbally. Laxatives are strongly advised. Your old eyes should be gone completely, allowing you to see out of your new ocular sensors.

20 months: Outer flesh should be entirely metal by now, causing increased strength and muscle mass.

[moonineighthhouse]

🌛The Moon in Every Sign: Unhinged, NSFW & Absolutely Unfiltered

🌛The Moon in Every Sign: Unhinged, NSFW & Absolutely Unfiltered ⭐ ⭐Astrology isn’t always love-and-light—sometimes it’s late-night doomscrolling, chaotic attachment styles, and sobbing into a mirror because your ex posted a thirst trap. And nowhere is this chaos more unhinged than in the Moon sign—the messy bitch of the natal chart. This is not your mother’s Moon sign post. This is the 18+ version ⭐This is what I've observed and learned over the years. Remember your moon sign is influenced by the sign and what planet it's ruled by and in what house. For example: Your moon sign is: Leo. Leo rules the 5th house. The 5th house is the house of individual-the ego, self interest, creative expression, love, romance/sex.. The ruling planet of Leo is the sun. The sun represents-how a person is seen by others, their vitality, etc. Now, if your moon sign Leo lands in...suppose the 7th house. This can mean several things. The 7th house is ruled by Libra and Venus. This can means you may tend to be overly dramatic, need outer recognition and praise, can tend to perform in romantic relationships as oppose to feeling them authentically. (Yes, 7th house is the house of marriage but not only marriage in romance but marriage in terms of your work, your friendships, etc. ) Some moon leos can be self centerned and self-absorbed. In extremely cases they're the type-where it's all about them and their favorite words are "I, me and My..." This can lead to competitive behaviro where they're trying to one up another person because the moon in leo ruled by the sun always has to shine the brightest, the biggest and the greatest! It can be exhausting to both themselves and those around them! Moon in Leo in the 7th house can also become too enterwine with their relationships to the point where they don't know if they like something because they genuinely like it or because their partner likes it. The point being that every chart is different and moon being the sign of emotions can vary. Sometimes we have 2 or 3 conflicting emotions all at once and it can change at the drop of a hat... It can get messy!

The short version: 🧨 Aries: Emotional arsonist energy. Rage texts. Screaming in the group chat. 🛋️ Taurus: Snacks, sex, and silent manipulation. Possessive but hot. ✨ Gemini: Tweets through every emotional crisis. Zero chill. ☔ Cancer: Will sob into your mouth mid-kiss. ♌ Leo: Craves applause when crying. Dramatic. Delicious. 🧼 Virgo: Emotionally spreadsheets your soul. Hates mess. Secretly IS the mess. ⚖️ Libra: Beautiful disaster. Breaks hearts with a smile. 🦂 Scorpio: Trust issues, sex magic, and astral stalking. 🏕️ Sagittarius: Spiritual f-boy. Ghosts then journals about it. 🧊 Capricorn: Power suit. Cold heart. Cries once every fiscal quarter. 🛸 Aquarius: Emotional android. Memes instead of affection. 🫧 Pisces: Full moon meltdown. Thinks soulmates are science.

🌑 Aries Moon

Aries Moons feel everything fast and loud—love, anger, attraction, jealousy—it hits them like a lightning bolt, and they don’t think before reacting. They’re the type to catch feelings in 0.5 seconds, pick a fight about it in the next, and then storm off… only to come back ten minutes later like nothing happened.

They’re quick to block you mid-argument, then unblock you just to finish the fight.

They’ll yell “I don’t need anyone!” with full chest… then spiral silently when nobody checks in to see if they’re okay. It’s not that they’re toxic—it’s that their inner child is running the emotional control panel and keeps pressing the fire alarm....god love them.

For Aries Moons, fighting is intimacy. Passion and chaos are their way of showing they care. If they’re arguing with you? That means you matter. If they’re quiet? You’re dead to them.

They need love that’s fiery, immediate, and full of action—but they often burn through people emotionally before realizing they actually want to be held.

Truthfully? They’re a feral raccoon with trust issues, a Zippo lighter, and abandonment wounds. But they mean well. They just don’t know how to slow down enough to say, “Please don’t leave.”

🌒 Taurus Moon

Taurus Moon: The Possessive Foodie Dom

Taurus Moons are calm, steady, and comforting—until you move their stuff or mess with their routine. Touch their favorite mug or change the dinner plans without warning? Prepare for emotional frostbite.

They’re super loyal and slow to anger, but once you break their trust or disrupt their peace, it’s like being frozen out of a 5 star hotel. No yelling—just silence, distance, and a passive-aggressive vibe so classy you’ll barely notice you’ve been iced out.

Their love language is physical affection, good food, and cozy luxury. They want to be touched, fed, and left alone in soft expensive blankets. Sex with them is slow, sensual, and deeply connected—but also a bit possessive.

Think: "You're mine now, pass the gourmet strawberries, my darling"

They don’t trust easily, but once you’re in, they treat you like a prized possession—and expect the same loyalty in return. If they let you stay over, use their shampoo, or sleep in their bed? You’ve been emotionally claimed. And if you betray that? They’ll never forget.

🌓 Gemini Moon

The Gossip Goblin with Abandonment Issues Overthinks everything. Overshares everything else. Feels too much, too fast, then ghosts you because they felt too much. Will text three exes and their situationship for research purposes. Thinks commitment is a fake holiday invented by Hallmark and boomers. They’re emotional chaos with a 12th grade reading level and 57 tabs open in their brain.

🌔 Cancer Moon

The Over-Attached Healer Who Loves Too Hard

Cancer Moons form deep emotional bonds quickly. When they love you, it’s full-body, full-heart, full-time. They want to take care of you—cook for you, nurture you, remember every little thing you like. And once they’re attached? Letting go feels impossible.

If they cry in your arms, that’s not just a vulnerable moment—it’s a spiritual contract. That kind of closeness seals the bond for them.

They’ll go out of their way to comfort and support you, but if they feel unappreciated or emotionally abandoned? That warmth can turn into guilt-tripping or passive-aggression.

A simple “goodnight” text might have them spiraling: “Do they sound distant? Are they pulling away?” They feel everything deeply, even the silence between your words.

In love and sex, they crave safety and intensity at the same time. They want to be held and dominated—but only if they trust you completely. It’s “protect me, wreck me, then hold me after.”

🌖 Leo Moon

Leo Moons feel everything loudly. When they cry, it’s dramatic—they want you to notice, care, and ideally, cheer them on while they’re falling apart. They love big and bold, like a romantic movie scene: grand gestures, big emotions, and all eyes on them. They crave praise and attention like it’s oxygen. They don’t just want you to love them—they want you to show it. Say it. Post it. Prove it. But if you don’t validate them? They might spiral into self-doubt or get passive-aggressive about how “you used to look at them.” On the flip side, if you do make them feel adored, they’ll treat you like royalty—and never let go. They’re intense lovers who want to feel special every single day.

🌖 Virgo Moon

The Sadomasochistic Emotional Accountant Analyzes your trauma before addressing their own. Will fix your life then go cry in the pantry alone. Has a spreadsheet for your red flags. Schedules their breakdowns between tasks. Virgo Moons don’t just feel things—they scrutinize, analyze, and obsess over every emotional detail until it feels clean, safe, and organized. They can’t simply experience an emotion and let it be; instead, they feel a deep need to understand it, label it, fix it, and then sanitize it before they can relax. They suffer beautifully, quietly, efficiently.

🌗 Libra Moon

The Emotional Codependent in Couture They always seem calm and stylish on the outside—but inside, they’re lowkey falling apart. They hate conflict and will do anything to keep the peace, even if it means ignoring their own needs. They’d rather suffer quietly than ruin the vibe. They can’t make a simple decision (like picking a restaurant), but somehow they’re experts at making you fall for them with one look and just the right words. They’re all about romance, charm, and looking good while quietly losing it. Their emotional drama? Hidden behind perfect outfits, glowy skin, and a playlist called "Everything's Fine, I Swear."

🌗 Scorpio Moon

The Erotic Necromancer of Emotional Pain

Will show up in your dreams, seduce your soul, then vanish like they were never real. Love? Deep. Dark. Intense. More like a soul-bond than a relationship. You don’t date a Scorpio Moon—you survive them.

They love like it’s a blood ritual. They hate like it’s foreplay. And if you betray them? They won’t yell. They’ll go dead silent… and let you drown in it.

Trust isn’t given. It’s earned—after passing 47 emotional loyalty tests you didn’t even know were happening.

Also: If your Moon is in the 8th house (no matter the sign), you're channeling Scorpio Moon energy. Your emotional life? Haunted. Intense. Secretive. Sexy. Maybe cursed.

🌗Sagittarius Moon:

The Horny Philosopher on the Run

Disappears mid-relationship, then posts a 12-paragraph rant on Substack about “freedom.” Sex? Yes please. Feelings? Ew, weird. Will 100% skip therapy to backpack through Peru and "find themselves."

Commitment? Never heard of her.

And this isn't just Moon in Sag. If your Sun, Moon, or Rising is in Sagittarius, or you’ve got Mars in Sag or Venus in the 9th house (ruled by Sagittarius + Jupiter)… Yeah. You’re emotionally allergic to settling down.

You're not running from love. You're just always on your way to something more interesting.

🌒 Moon in Capricorn

The Ice Queen with a Mortgage and a Trauma file

Emotionally constipated. Capricorn Moons are deeply emotional—but they hate feeling out of control. So they don’t cry often, not because they can’t… but because they’ve been trained (by life, family, trauma, or ambition) to believe that crying is a luxury, or worse, weakness. vulnerability makes them feel unsafe. so instead of feeling the pain-they distract with starting a business.

Capricorn Moons don’t just hand you their heart. They were usually raised to believe emotions are a liability, or that love is transactional. So buckle up and earn their trust and love.

🌒 Moon in Aquarius

The Emotionally Offline Genius Who Feels in Morse Code

Aquarius Moons aren’t heartless—they’re just wired differently. When emotions get too intense or messy, they don’t lash out or cry… they vanish. Not because they don’t care—but because their inner system just shuts down. It’s like their emotional WiFi crashed and they need to reboot alone.

They often process feelings by thinking about them, not feeling them. So if you send a vulnerable text, they might take three days to reply—not to hurt you, but because they’re still mentally building a response that won’t cause a ripple in the emotional timeline.

They crave connection, but on their terms: space, respect, independence, and mental stimulation. Traditional romance often makes them cringe—they’d rather bond over a shared obsession with obscure ideas, strange inventions, or a future you want to build together.

If you want to seduce them? Forget small talk or selfies. Try:

A banned philosophy book

A weird, abstract art project you made

A theory about how the world is secretly controlled by corporate bots

A Spotify playlist that feels like a signal from another galaxy

They’re not emotionally cold—they’re emotionally encrypted. 😝

🌓 Moon in Pisces

I love my darling moon in pisces people...

The Ethereal Wreck Who Feels Too Much

Pisces Moons are deeply emotional, dreamy, and intuitive—but they live in their own little universe, where logic is optional and feelings are law.

They fall in love fast—with strangers, eye contact, a cute waiter. If someone makes them feel seen for even a second? They’re already to hit Vega for the Wedding chapel.

Pisces Moons ignore red flags because they believe love can heal anything. They see potential instead of reality, even when they’re being hurt.

They cry in their sleep. They feel things that haven’t happened yet. Their dreams? Real. Their feelings? Psychic. Their boundaries? "What are those?"

They absorb everyone else’s emotions like a sponge—and then forget which feelings are even theirs. They want love that’s magical, healing, and unconditional… but they end up attracting people who treat their compassion like a all you can eat buffet.

If you're close to them, you might feel like you’re in a romantic indie film with no plot—just vibes, feelings, and soft lighting. But behind that softness is someone who feels everything—and needs to learn that saving someone isn’t the same as being loved back.

[unhingedandroidwoman]

Installing windows 11 on your robotic partner should count as a hate crime

[unhingedandroidwoman]

Oh to be a machine of steel and wires beneath this fleshy exterior.

Am I taking the wrong hrt? /silly

need robot hrt kind of immediately

[ruincurse]

probably wasn’t the smartest idea but i finally managed to get an android… used my grocery money for it so i’ll just thug it out the rest of the month lol. worth it. i don’t care. being back here, being able to write again—nothing else matters. not food, not sleep, not common sense.

i’ve been filling up my notes app like a lunatic. pages and pages of obsessive thoughts, poems, little unhinged rambles. it’s been eating me alive not being able to post them. i meant to post after work but i knocked out the second i got home.

still. i’m here now. your omen is back.a little delirious. but so fucking happy to be back in this space again. this is what i live for. this is what i starve sweetly for. to be with you.

[luis-michael6160]

the dilemma of the 2 deadpools

[story collection]

🧬 X-Mansion, War Room — Night 🕯️

The tension in the air was thick. Jean Grey frowned. Cyclops had his hand practically glued to his visor trigger. Logan stood with arms crossed, sniffing suspiciously.

In front of them stood two Deadpools. Identical red-and-black suits. Identical swords. Identical swagger that screamed “this is as serious as beer pong at a truck stop.”

“This is a joke, right?” Logan growled. “One of you is a clone. Or a Skrull. Or an android. Or some messed-up future crap Cable dragged in again.”

“Or past crap, Wolvie. Or should I say: Hairy Ginsu Knife with abandonment issues?” quipped Deadpool #1, doing an exaggerated hip swivel.

“LIES!” shouted Deadpool #2. “The original already made that joke in 2012! Issue #38 of his solo run! You’re recycling, faker! Just like your one-liners in ‘X-Men Origins’!”

“Oh, hell no,” Jean muttered, pinching the bridge of her nose. “We’re not doing this. Let’s make it simple. One of you is Wade Wilson. The other is… whatever. So prove it.”

She stepped closer and folded her arms.

“Tell me something only the real Deadpool would want. Something so specific, so absurdly you, no one could fake it.”

Silence fell. The X-Men watched, tense.

Deadpool #1, the one on the left, cleared his throat dramatically:

“I… I want world peace. I want to eat breakfast without my healing factor making me puke every three minutes. I want to know what it feels like to kiss someone without the mask. Without them saying, ‘Oh… sorry, I didn’t realize your face was… that.’”

The room wavered. The X-Men shared uncertain glances. Scott looked mildly touched. Jean softened. Logan made a noise like a chainsaw gagging on sentiment.

Deadpool #2 raised an eyebrow.

“World peace? Kissing without the mask? What are you, an A24 drama with a sad indie soundtrack?”

He straightened up, hands on hips, and proudly declared:

“I want one thing. To bend Spidey over and serenade him with ‘Kiss From a Rose’ by Seal. With echo. In Avengers Tower. While Tony Stark records it.”

Silence.

Jean covered her face with both hands.

Logan let out a dry, barking laugh.

“Okay,” Scott sighed. “That’s the real one.”

“Thank you!” shouted Deadpool #2, throwing his arms in the air. “I knew my Spider-kink would save me someday!”

Deadpool #1 made a run for it—Logan tackled him with a single swipe.

“Skrull,” he growled. “Knew you smelled like rotten guac.”

“Wait, wasn’t it an android?” Jean asked, still traumatized.

“Nah. Androids don’t have kinks. I think. Let’s not dig too deep.”

As Logan dragged the imposter away by the ankle, the real Wade turned to the group.

“So. What now? Pizza and mutually suppressed trauma?”

Jean groaned. Scott shook his head.

Logan, without turning around, called back:

“Only if you don’t say the words ‘Spidey’s ass’ again.”

Deadpool placed a hand over his heart.

“I solemnly swear… for at least the next five minutes.”

🧠💥 If this post made you laugh, cry, or question your loyalty to Deadpool’s sense of romance, do me a solid:

💖 Like it 🔁 Reblog it (because chaos is better when shared) 🗨️ Drop a comment or tag rant (I live for unhinged takes)

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(I promise to spend it on coffee and not on trying to clone Spidey. Probably.)

[scribble-dee-vee]

Writeblr Intro circa 2024

Hi writeblr!! Sooo, I've been around here since about 2014. (Yes, I am ancient.) However, I've been dormant for the past 4-5 years. Blame college and a brief stint on Twitter. Now that I'm active again, I thought I should make an updated writeblr intro so ppl know my Deal. Basically, I want to engage with other folks who write fiction (esp original SF), and that's a little easier if I have a clear post that outlines what I do. Here to make connections and hear about your blorbos :)

About me

Hi, I'm Vee! They/them, 23, 💖 🤍 🧡

I do journalism/comms in western New York

My literary jam is feminist/adult SF and gothic lit (OG or modern) 🥀 ⚔️ 🌙

Enthusiastic about gay people, body horror, and sociopolitical allegories

I cook, run, play tabletop games, and occasionally draw. Other than that, I'm mostly writing (for work and for fun)

If you were on pre-2020 writeblr, you likely know me from my eight billion daily tag games. (I still like tag games and appreciate u for tagging me. I have also gained adult responsibilities and better mental health, so I respond very slowly now. <3)

Always happy to get asks or dms, tho as I've noted: I may reply slowly.

Sometimes open to beta read! I only read one longer project at a time, but it's always super fun :)

I tag very consistently – happy to tag triggers for followers/moots

Fun fact: I love mushroom hunting and worked as a mycology TA. #cottagecoreera 🍄 🧚‍♀️ 🌱

About my creative writing

I write,,,, feminist/adult SF with gothic leanings (surprise!)

Longform and short! Trying to do more short writing this year, and I'll likely share a bit on Tumblr. It's easier to clip a short story than a 150k novel, god bless.

The Aesthetic: moral g(r)ays, Victoriana, androids/cyborgs, Women™, monstrous femininity, incessant Hamlet/Frankenstein motifs, extremely boring socioeconomic worldbuilding, evil queens and/or dilfs, psychosexual witchcraft, probably a cat. Also, an ominous, plot-relevant letter laced with anthrax from your unhinged and brilliant ex-wife. Open if you dare.

Major projects

I'm going to be writing some short work this year, but these are the longer projects that I have going in the background. If I reblog blorbo-related text posts, they probably have something to do with these.

Let me know if you want to be added to any project-specific taglists 😎

Heart of Lead – Series

The big one

Perpetually evolving

Never ceasing

Pls send help I can't stop adding shit

5-book gothic fantasy epic that I'll definitely publish one day but probably no time soon! My bastard child, my wicked firstborn, my greatest love <3

Character-oriented political drama set in a pseudo-Victorian, dystopian oligarchy where everyone's heart is made out of metal. It's about coming of age and discovering queer identity in a world that is absolutely fucked. God is an extraterrestrial lesbian who gives ppl very traumatizing magic powers. There are cyborgs, shapeshifters, and morally gray women in STEM. It's tight as fuck idk what else what to tell u.

Book 1 is about achillean monarchists, and book 2 is about sapphic anarchists. There are only two genders, I guess.

At this point, I've drafted most of the books at least once. Working to refine a lot of raw material atm!

Tag: "heart of lead tag" or "hol tag"

Lost Letters – Book

Aka the current active HoL WIP, and book one in the revised series structure

Length: 80k as of now; around 120-140k when the first draft is finished, I presume.

Genre: adult fantasy, gothic, noir detective drama?? um?? If you want me to frame it in BookTok terms (why?) it's a dark academia villain x villain tragic romantasy. Hrgh.

Summary: Cyborg soldier goes to college, joins a shady socialite frat, and falls in love with the jilted heir-apparent to the throne. Hilarity ensues.

(By "hilarity," I mean a militant revolutionary faction and a tragedy of Greek proportions.)

POV characters: Charles (the cyborg), Dale (the heir), and Cecelia (Charles' sister, a junior detective, the love of my life and potentially the Chosen One???)

This book is twisty and dark and immensely fun to write.

I'm about halfway through the first full draft! Hoping to share snippets and vaguepost about my children here.

Tag: "lost letters tag" (also "hol tag," tho that one's less specific)

The Last of Mortal Tourists – Book

The next longform project on the docket!

Length: a standalone work that will hopefully fall on the shorter novel/novella spectrum.

Genre: literary SF, cyberqueer, psychological space quest

Summary: The consciousness of a dead coding genius, trapped inside a spaceship, seeks a new planet to sustain their sister, the last surviving human, after the destruction of Earth.

If you're here to get wildly philosophical about gender and the myth of essential self, this is the story for you! That's why I'm writing it, lol. 🏳️‍⚧️ 🚀 🤖

This one started out as a short story (100% finished) which I want to expand.

POV: Archer Alto, the coder. Spaceship? Human? Soul?

Supporting Cast: Pandora, the last human, and Abby, a holographic impression of Archer's childhood consciousness

Tag: "the last of mortal tourists tag" or "tlomt tag"

If you read all this way, you get a whole bouquet of flowers that are certainly NOT poisonous: 🌸 🌹 💐 🥀 🌺

<3

[unhingedandroidwoman]

Biological hardware/wetware has its slim advantages, slobbering over some t-boy tiddies is a heavenly experience

things I love abt being a robot:

no showers/baths, I hate water, that shit looks scary as hell, you humans have fun with that

thing I hate abt being a robot:

no mouth :( what if I want to slobber all over some tiddies

[leashybebes]

Hi! Youve probably been told already but just in case not it looks like you got hit by the wave of tumblr marking blogs as sensitive content on Androids despite not having any of said sensitive content 🙄 I'm pretty sure there's a way to appeal the decision, i saw a blog got hit with it yesterday and looks like they just got it removed and back to normal today

(also entirely off topic of this ask but while I'm here I gotta say I adore all your writing ur fucking amazing <3)

~ @wee-fuckin-woo

oh i did not know that. thanks for the heads up!

if anyone knows what i need to do about this, help a girl out? (step 1 is probably wait till i'm not in the middle of wip posting about various unhinged things, hey?)

(also, should i be doing anything about this? i guess my blog does contain sensitive content - smut, it contains smut - but i'm aware of very non-smut things getting filtered. such a luddite, i know. a ten year break from fandom will seriously mess with your understanding of the norms!!)

and thank you, you are unbelievably sweet!!! 🥹😘

[stepswowdsen]

DO YOU THINK SAERU COULD BE CONSIDERED A MAMA'S BOY........ Is that even the right term...........

I imagine, in some AU where everyone lives a normal life, instead of pretty much everything that happens in kagepro, he could be a lot like Alastor from Hazbin Hotel..................

Fanon-verse Saeru as a "lazy bum" cat snake 🐈‍⬛🐍

OOOH I see!

I've definitely seen some fanon-verse takes of Saeru in the past with him chilling in the MekaDan's base like a cat ^^

So basically, fanon-verse Saeru begrudgingly helps with the MekaDan's chores and cooking when urged to help out.

I've mainly seen it in fanon-verse settings where it's just focused on the MekaDan's daily life shenanigans.

The idea of the Mekakushi Dan having fanon-verse Saeru lying around as a lazy bum type cat snek is so funny 🐈‍⬛🐍

Workaholic Saeru

I have canon-verse Saeru as a workaholic in my own interpretations, because I headcanon that he feels bored all the time and constantly craves stimulation.

So he tries to occupy himself by tinkering with tech, building robots, and making little gadgets and such.

Due to his knowledge, he's able to improve current existing human technologies by making his own upgrades.

He works on them in his own lab 🧪🥼🔬

Feila's Rambles

From my friend Feila:

"Maybe in an AU where he's more human-like, he'd definitely be a mama's boy 😭"

"Even when he's inhuman (AKA in canon), he's deeply devoted to Azami, I wouldn't say attached tbh, just devoted."

Me: Yeah same here. I think with canon-verse Saeru, I mainly see him as devoted.

I like the fact that this is his form of showing his devotion to his Master(s), even if in the most (misguided) and twisted way.

With fanon-verse Saeru, in a setting apart from KagePro's angst that takes place in a slice of life setting where he chills with the MekaDan, is generally an inconvenience, and generally causes them trouble.

So this kind of setting is a more lighthearted/comedic/fluffy slice of life setting

KagePro's Final Route (HCs)

I don't know much about HH, but I always imagined in my personal HCs that since Saeru is the creation of Azami, I like interpretations/takes where he's the Kozakura family's guardian figure in the Final Route of KagePro (post-canon)

It's not "redemption" (which I think he should never have - canon-verse Saeru should just stay as an irredeemable pure evil since he is more compelling that way), like he's very much the same (still very evil), but he just runs around like an unhinged gremlin instead.

And he still causes problems for the others but it's more contained.

So I still have him as evil and insane, but he's holding back his murderous tendencies and keeping them contained.

I tinkered with things a bit in my own setting, so that it'd keep with KagePro's core/central theme-ing of "The existence of hope in the presence of tragedy."

I imagined him possessing tech (via android bodies he makes) so that he can still exist.

I see it as his way of finally making up for his past karma, by finally doing good deeds this time for the sake of his Master(s), by putting his knowledge to good use (other than using it solely for his own selfish/self-serving desires lol)

(Ofc, he wanted to continue the time loop tragedy forever, and has no remorse about that fact. Like I imagine he didn't want to do this lol, but I imagined that it was the only option he could take for him to continue existing after being "defeated." If it means he can still live, then why not. So he begrudgingly took the offer.)

(Maybe Mary or Azami herself presented this option to him. At first he thinks that their proposal of 'finding his own meaning to life' is ridiculous, but since he can still live a more "quiet existence," he might as well take whatever offer he can get.)

[tenbees]

I think it’s weird to demonize a gay fiction genre even if a lot of fujos are horrible. We should all instead unite against the real evil: hentai and hetslop. The former objectifies and dehumanizes women in ways I didn’t even think was possible and has bred the worst epidemic of straight men imaginable: incels and transbians (well big overlap but you know). And the latter has straight/bi women fetishize their own abuse at the hands of misogynistic men, as well as on the flipside unrealistically romanticizing them as if the prince charming existed in real life. That new really popular hetero game love in deep space or whatever seems to be a bit of both. I can't believe that I've seen women share this stuff claiming they're lesbians while playing a literal self-insert het softcore game with a bunch of uncanny valley android men seducing them. What level of delusion are you at to still think you're a lesbian if you're into that? Straight romance is and sex is just unimaginably boring and distasteful. The woman I was recently talking to got all worked up about which woman a male character should end up with on a tv show. Why the hell would you care if you’re a lesbian? Men don’t deserve women, women don’t deserve to have to deal with shitty men, heterosexuality is gross and that man was no prize even if such a thing existed in fiction. Biggest turn-off ever. I’d rather date a mild fujo who consumes some gay media in addition to lesbian rather than het stuff. In my teens when I first found out about yuri and yaoi they were admittedly pretty bad, loads of heteronormativity, homophobia etc. But the yuri now slaps and I’ve read a few bl stories that have been recommended to me and they’ve been quite touching. Obviously there are the ones that are just p*rn that I have 0 interest in. There’s the one I always see posted online with a twink who looks malnourished and underaged and is being abused by a psycho or something? And the unhinged homophobic fujos think that’s ’hot’? Now that’s insane. I read one bl manga that was autobiographical and written by an actual Japanese gay man and wow it was so tragic and perfectly encapsulated what living in a homophobic society feels like. I wish that was the direction yuri and yaoi moved in, realistic and written by actual same sex attracted people. I don’t think it’s 100% negative that straight girls read cute stories about men falling in love as long as they’re not creepy about it. Namely: if they don’t harass actual gay men, fetishize their sex lives or try to self-insert into gay fiction, or mimic it in real life which in worst cases has ended up in hetero TIFs pretending to be gay men. I have Asian gay male friends who discovered their sexuality through bl manga and still appreciate it. I’ve also seen straight women from insanely religious 3rd world countries say that bl and gl opened their eyes to the fact that gay love is beautiful unlike what they were brainwashed to think. And all these gay Asian couples on YT making big bucks off of straight girls subscribing to their couple channels? Good for them, that’s reparations. Unfortunately a lot of heteros have used yuri and yaoi for evil and I do detest the fake -trans- ’gays’ and fetishist freaks it has produced and there’s a lot of valid criticism there. But ultimately the popularity of these genres has also done a lot to normalize gay people’s existence, especially in Asia, leading to a lot more actual positive representation and job opportunities for gay people so it’s not all bad.

tbhh hentai is so evil that i can feel myself taking psychological damage if i interact with it at all. there’s so much male depravity that’s so bad that it harms women to just witness it and i’m not really sure what to do about it. i separate myself from men, but that doesn’t stop it from existing in the world. and i especially don’t know what to do about osa women who fetishize their own abuse. i’m constantly baffled that women eroticize violent, dangerous, monstrous men, but i’m so outnumbered; i feel like the most i can do is keep a wide berth and let the hets go at it.

ok i agree that it helps normalize gay people; m/m fic was part of my journey of realizing gay people are normal and then realizing i’m a lesbian. i want there to be more gay stories in the world. i’m just frustrated that there are SO MANY bi women whose only connection to the lgbt community is m/m porn. i have bi friends who will talk to me for hourss about m/m fanfiction but have nothing really to say about women or wlw relationships or wlw media. it’s obvious that m/m is just another way for them to experience their het attraction, the only attraction they take seriously, and to then act like it gives them insight into being gay or the right to talk about gay issues……. ? i think the fake trans gays are the worst manifestation of this, but even with normal women, it’s just bizarre to position yourself as a gay ally when the thing that led you to being an ally is…. enjoying gay erotica and thinking it’s hot when two men are together. like it would be so bizarre if any other minority was treated like this. we always say it’s inappropriate for people to ask how two women even do it, but we also have to accept that the price of allyship is straight people writing erotica about what we do in private?

when lesbians are into m/m, often it’s obvious that the ‘lesbian’ is attracted to men in some way, or if not, it just feels like another example of centering men. of course i’ll read m/m stuff if it’s good, and when i first came out it didn’t bother me that much, but as time goes on i just feel tired of always being in a group of women talking about men, even if all the women are gay. i think spending so much time thinking about men messes with lesbians’ heads; a lot of lesbians into m/m have issues with their bodies or places in society, and i think focusing more on women’s stories would help them.

i do wish that gay stories were written by actually gay people, which should be a given, but we’re so outnumbered. i hate being surrounded by ‘gay representation’ that’s actually hetero people playing with gay dolls.