#unstoppable forces and immovable objects

[verdant-leaf]

spn is so funny bc you’ll be watching the show and the fallen angel gets sent to heaven conversion therapy and lobotomized repeatedly to stop his feelings for one human being and then when he’s brainwashed and has said human beaten and bloody on his knees and they’re holding hands the human is begging not to live but for the angel to come back to him.

“I need you,” he says, and it gets through to the angel.

then the season gag reel comes out and the actors are fucking around and say “you’re my baby daddy” and “i love you too” and and trying to shove one guy’s face into the other’s crotch.

then the script for the episode makes the rounds and you find out the already devastating “i need you” was originally “i love you”

then you go to a convention and someone asks about chemistry between the characters and they call you a sick freak and put you in gay jail for having impure thoughts about the Very Heterosexual men on tv.

then years later they allegedly pay for research where they allegedly had people rate the gayness of this exact scene to get the public’s opinion on hypothetically making this relationship explicitly gay. Allegedly.

[psyduckz]

you okay?

[todays-xkcd]

Unstoppable force-carrying particles can't interact with immovable matter by definition.

Unstoppable Force and Immoveable Object [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[An arrow pointing to a trapezoid. The arrow is labelled "unstoppable force" and the trapezoid "immoveable object".]

[The arrow is transposed on top of the trapezoid with the overlapped area lightened to indicate the arrow is passing through the trapezoid.]

[The arrow is now on the other side of the trapezoid.]

[Caption:] I don't see why people find this scenario to be tricky.

[lazylittledragon]

you know when you hesitate to commit another crime and the camera cuts back and he’s just there with the wettest eyes

[rad-roche]

Ticket To Ride

images captured minutes before a noise complaint

[egophiliac]

you know what i really want to see happen in gavv? lakia turning back into his true monster form to try and scare sachika to see if she's really unafraid of him, only for her to be enthralled and amazed instead, confusing him

honestly, same. let her have her wicked adorable way with him.

Umashou 🤝 Hanty 🤝 Lakian = guys who learn very quickly that life with Sachika is just Like This and it's better not to try and stop her.

(you will succumb)

[makesyouevil]

secret meetings 🖇️

[apolaskiart]

Another white ass has entered the chat

[letssofia3006]

Another fanart from the fanfic “The Harmony in your Spark” by @just-joeja

Not related to any recent chapters, just a silly headcanon I very much heart.

[kortac-sweetheart]

something something being dragged to a bar by your friends for one of their birthday’s or something and being content enough to sit at the bar and read/write/whatever solitary thing while they go off to do their own thing

but you can feel someone sit next to you and when you turn to look he has the most piercing blue eyes and oddest hair cut you’ve ever seen but— if someone forced you to admit it, you’d say he’s cute at least.

anyway johnny of course tries to woo you and take you home with him that night but you cut him and his attempts off with a good natured laugh,

“heh, i’m sorry, but i only sleep with my husband. i don’t do romantic flings.”

“but ye don’ ‘ave a ring?”

“mhm, i’m not married yet.”

“yer single?”

“that’s right.”

and now he’s even more determined to get you home and covet you all to himself, for someone so sweet can’t possibly be adored by anyone else but him.

(it’s a problem when his task force’s eyes start to wander to you, though.)

[karta-ri]

when you have to use your affection against him 😳👉🏽👈🏽

fanart for this fic i binged in one night (mind the tags!)

[theophagie]

Gayass was so proud of himself here

[shxrkk]

Peter Parker who feels like he breaks everything he touches. A curse to everyone and anyone around him just by existing. His parents, Ben, and the lingering threat of losing May, MJ, and Ned. Even when he tries to do a little good as Spider-Man, he still manages to crash and burn…

vs.

Tony Stark who is determined to fix anything and everything. That’s what he does, it’s what he was born to do. He’s a mechanic and inventor. And god damn it, he couldn’t care less if Peter break things because he’ll fix it. It’s his purpose afterall and if Peter somehow manages to get tangled up in it and he has to start carrying around a fire extinguisher— Well, maybe that’s not so bad.

[okjii]

the biggest draw of andreil to me will forever be that they’re just Unstoppable Force mets Immovable Object incarnate in which they actually DO affect each other while simultaneously keeping the core parts of themselves and i just cant think of anything better

[snarkspawn]

the feeble scholar

[dickie-braindamage]

did you know that girlbulge through short shorts exists. and tbulge through thin underwear? did you know? and did you know what happens when you put those two things together? repeatedly? i can show you, but you must keep it between us. take my hand.

no, no, that’s not my han- yknow what. okay.