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queergraffiti · 7 months

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“vagina boy”

Eugene, Oregon, USA

#vagina boy #trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #graffiti #queer #Eugene #Oregon #USA #submission

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palilious · 9 months

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*shoves him in your face* LOOK AT MY SON [preesh to @yoteako for the sona/oc template]

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lynxindisguise · 11 months

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new sirius hc is that he never received proper sex ed for, well, obvious reasons. in fact, his parents told him that when two people get married, a baby is magically bestowed upon them.

so he thinks that he and remus can’t have children because gay marriage isn’t legal.

and then harry is an accident (obviously), and sirius is deeply confused because THEY AREN’T MARRIED. how is this possible???

this is how he learns that, even if gay marriage is legalised, he and remus will never be able to have children.

this is devastating news. (“it isn’t fair! we’d make such pretty babies, moony!”)

remus is absolutely baffled, but he does his best to console him.

#the gryffindor girls also convince him that vaginas have teeth #and the boys all agree to go along with it #it's not like he'll ever find out for himself!#he's very intelligent this is just a huge oversight in his education

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feral-and-or-horny · 3 months

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U ever put an egg in u cooch ? My gf won't do it

W. Why would I?? There are literally toys made for that??

#im real tired amd this ask is just cracking (Ha!) me up everytime ive reread it #also please never refer to my vagina as my cooch #its just.#such a shitty word #no weight behind it like 'cunt'#and it makes you sound like an 8th grade boy #my answer

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msnihilist · 21 days

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I think trans!Timmy fans should have some fun with the fact that Wanda and Cosmo can canonically perform instant, perfect surgery.

#fairly oddparents #timmy turner #this could could have the ultimate gender affirming experiences #''cosmo wanda i wish everyone treated me like a girl/gnc'' just to see what that feels like #''i wish i had a vagina'' ''i wish i had top surgery and the scars looked like lightning''#''i wish hrt was free in dimmsdale''#I'm also thinking specifically about nicktoons unite purposes for this lol #jimmy is doing blood tests on the team so he can make some specialized equipment for them #and he goes ''hm. my machine must be broken. it keeps saying you have two x chromosomes.''#timmy laughs. ''mr boy genius doesn't know his boyfriend is trans''#literally everyone: ''YOU'RE TRANS???''#danny grips timmy by the shoulders. ''you can wish for perfect surgery/instant hrt AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME???''

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rpfisfine · 3 months

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At 1:49:00 in the stream they talk about how “do you root” means have sex in Australia. And how they call their dicks birds 😊

listening and learning so much

#this was so . linguistically enriching #also i included the whole arc of willneff & idat being really excited to see aleksa's penis. i felt like that was necessary of me #ididathing #boy boy #aleksa vulović #alex apollonov #NO ONE LAUGHED AT ALEKSA'S ASEXUAL AUSTRALIA = ASTRALIA JOKE.... I LAUGHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#the way alex says the 'you heard of fucking?'................................................i actually need to destroy him #also i never in my life expected to hear him say 'im rooting my penis in your vagina' like i genuinely almost didnt make it #asks

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jade-len · 2 months

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new dynamic or fanfic idea dropped ig......??

#found this on pinterest lol #how the fuck do you talk about this #'hey babe whyd you call my vagina a boy pussy'#like what????#random

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slowpokegamer · 3 months

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Crying and shaking pressing the "Your Tags" tab knowing I'm about to be blasted with pussy

#oh boy time to look at Jaskier's ta-#PUSSY!!!!!! HOLES!!!!!!! VAGINAS!!!!! HOLES!! HOLESS!!!!!!!!!!#im so tired besties

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hyenaswine · 7 months

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i liked barbie better when she was an empty vessel for acting out all of my darkest childhood fantasies. give me homunculus barbie

#she was never a princess she was usually a victim or a criminal #weird barbie is undesirable because you played with her too much. too much creativity is bad. do not deviate from the proscribed storylines #you must protect the integrity of your material things. it's bad to play too much with your toys. they aren't truly yours. limit yourself.#weird barbie is weird because she's too unique. she deviates. she is too much & never enough. did we mention she's queer?#yeah that's right we made a character whose function is to fail to live up to the ideal flawless femininity & we made her a dyke!#& we are Very Explicitly Clear that this is weird & undesirable. sure she's smart but she's alienated & shunned. who wants that?#all the barbies feared her but were happy to use her. sure that's realistic but only because of homophobia & misogyny. it's not good.#did hari nef ask kate mckinnon why her favorite big gay sketch show character she created is the little boy who wants a vagina #having more nuanced thoughts would require me to rewatch the film & i just don't care enough

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deevotee · 1 month

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sometimes im like "maybe i dont have pmdd maybe its just normal depression" but two days ago i was so depressed on my period i couldnt even get on the computer and now that its over im sitting here with twenty things open and eager to do them so. maybe it is pmdd.

#i mean i def have regular depression too #but ooh boy does pmdd make that shit unbearable during my period #its like depression on steroids every month #my vagina is trying to kill me at all times i stg #devo speaks

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altruistic-meme · 7 months

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i continue to wonder if my coworker knows im trans

#he. i.#i said smth about how my arms were weak bc blood loss will do that to you #and told him that im on my period #but that as soon as i figure out HOW im getting my uterus out #and boy asked. boy said.#basically said that 'i know they can make a penis a vagina but can they do it the other way?'#'can they make a uterus a-'#and i went buddy. no.#that's not the corresponding part.#i man they CAN but not the uterus fjjajcjs #shh ac

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cometmothman · 3 months

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The world if people didn't constantly make posts about how they NEEEEEEDDDD to fuck transmen

#vent #post #seriously i gets boring after the same fucking ''I need boy pussy'' joke #im so tired of people seeing me and instantly focusing in on the fact i have a vagina instead of. you know. everything else #okay fine lets say its liberating for you. cool. okay. but i dont want to scroll through the transmasc tag expecting to see nice-#-positivity posts #not ''I NEED TO FUCK THIS MAN BECAUSE HE HAS A VAGINA! HEY TRANS MEN DID YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A VAGINA??!??!''#idk maybe im transphobic for having dysphoria and being sex-repulsed most the time

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boredbook · 10 months

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whenever i get too sad or depressed i remember that i could infact take William Reid in a fist fight. like cmere Mr. Willy R and pay ur fucking child support.

if i could just bitch slap william reid once okay maybe twice my depression wouldnt be as bad.

#criminal minds #william reid #(aka a bitch ass motherfucker who doesnt deserve to be called a pussy bc vaginas r great)#spencer reid deserves better than william bitchass reid #keep getting more phds pretty boy #ur dads a bitch #<333

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