#valentino rp blog

[lustpolilla]

--- THE FUTURE OF HELL BELONGS TO THE VEES.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - ind. priv. valentino of hazbin hotel - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

tolerated by nico

- - - - - - - - - - - - 18+ • RULES • PSA • MUSE • MUN - - - - - - - - - - -

** muse is not mun. mun does not agree with muse's actions.

[adamishotdontfuckinglie]

Hurry and Go follow

@pimpdaddyval

@down-with-the-radio

They do such a good Valentino and Vox rp, and they are so cute together, their staticmoth game is amazing!

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Question for everyone, what is the worst/weirdest ship in your opinion?

Love y'all <3

"Angel with Valentino is definitely the worst."

"Uh, yeah... that's not great..."

"Agreed."

"Oh, I'm open to anything! I don't think anything's too weird!"

"I'm going to say me with that obnoxious asshole."

"That's a thing? Oh dear, I think I'll have to go with that, as well."

"I'm not really familiar with all the ships, but I find it a little disturbing when people think me and Alastor should be together."

"Yeah, that's weird. Also, just any ship involving me and a man."

"Me n' Vox. He's like an annoying big brother, and tha's just weird."

"Yeah, that's a good point. I was going to say me and Angel because I didn't even know that was a thing until recently, but I think I'll have to change my answer."

"I just can't stand it when people try to pair me with anyone who's less than a 10 or Vox."

"Excuse me?!"

[pimp-overlord]

Hii! You’re Valentino, right?

yes, amorcito, the one and only.~ you dont want a role, do you?

he smirks, leaning down to you to inspect your figure.

[voxasks]

So voxy yes hi me again so how do you feel about this little shrine I have of the Vee’s *don’t mind angel dust*

My friends say that’s it’s “Weird” but I want to hear your thoughts on it ok that’s it bye bye I hope you have a good day voxy! :3

"i  am  mortified.  would  i  ever  even  wear  something  like  that? that's  valentino's  fantasy  more  than  anything—or  maybe  yours,  evidently  with  the  fact  that  you  have  standees  for  it,  jesus  christ—you're  no  better  than  that  guy  who  had  an  official  wedding  with  that  fictional  japanese  idol,  what's  her  name?  hm—hatsune?  hatsune  miku?  in  any  case  your  friends  are  right.  be  ashamed."

[veemothcg]

*stares at you when she's done drawing on the wall*- Roxie

ROXIE! YOU CANT DRAW THAT!

[moth-pimp-val]

Basil walks into the studio for something important. He didn't understand why he was sent here of all places but he knew it would be useful to the king. He kept a stern look as he walked around, trying not to be put off by anything he saw.

((If you want to learn more about Basil, go to my pinned post and click on the 🐲 emoji to see his bio))

((Answer at your own free will))

Val smirks noticing the handsome man walking into his studio. He lets Travis take over directing while he approaches Basil.

"What can I help you with, hermoso?" he asks with a toothy grin.

[my-dark-lord]

Valentino, Vox, and Vision

Something that Valentino used to be able to handle better in their past together was the light that Vox's head put off. When they met and started their partnership, Vox's light was much dimmer and much easier to actually see.

Becoming partners with a man whose face was a light, however, was what started him wearing his sunglasses everywhere all the time. It helped him to see better than he had in eight years in Hell, though his vision still wasn't the best, any improvement was better than nothing.

As Vox improved and upgraded his head, his face grew ever brighter and even harder for Valentino to see. Once upon a time, Valentino could have fallen victim, somewhat, to Vox's hypnotism, but once his face began to brighten and it was harder and harder to see, he wasn't able to maintain that.

Now, the blue light given off by Vox's teeth is blinding for Valentino, who cannot see those winning smiles very well even with his glasses on. He struggles not to get Moon Eyes over Vox's face when he gets in close, though he doesn't often fight it.

Despite this, Vox's smile is still one of Valentino's favorite things to try to see. He loves it whenever Vox smiles at him, especially those rarer, genuine ones. He will happily deal with being blind just to know Vox is pleased with something he's done.

[lvoxtekl]

Come to bed baby~ I’m waiting.

- Val 💋

“𝖨’𝗆 𝖻𝗎𝗌𝗒 𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍, 𝖵𝖺𝗅. 𝖴𝗇𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎, 𝖨 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝖽𝗈. 𝖦𝗈 𝗉𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗎𝗋𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋𝗌𝖾𝗅𝖿 𝗈𝗋 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀.”

[pimpin-not-simpin-val]

Val, we found you!

Val squeaks with happiness to see another moth. His wings flutter softly in joy.

[thevoxtek]

What's your honest opinion on your business partners? And all three of your guys' businesses? Can't ask us to buy from you if you don't like your own stuff

The future of Hell belongs to The Vees, ladies and gentlemen! Of course, I support my business partners wholly, even in their more...frustrating...endeavors. Valentino and Velvette know how to get people looking, but VoxTek will always be the heart of it. Although, admittedly, their ideas are good sometimes. They're good partners overall, and nice to have around, especially when there's several floors of our tower separating me from Valentino's tantrums. I prefer not to get into the nitty-gritty details of Valentino's work, but sex is a mighty fine seller in the industry. He knows how to rake in views and cash, and that's what I like to focus on. It may be expensive to replace Velvette's models constantly, but her fashion lines always sell out. I've seen sinners rip each other apart trying to get the last of her items. Plus, her social media work is pretty incredible. She's definitely helped me with theming before. And of course, VoxTek lies at the heart of it all! Our products are made to be quality. If you aren't satisfied with your purchase, too bad! We don't have a number to call and complain to! C'mon, trust us with your purchases! Trust us with your afterlife! And don't forget to check out VoxTek's NEW Pride Collection for this June only! TRUST US with your pride merchandise!

[mothvalentino]

"Hola, b*tches~ Let's be real, you all know who I am (ʃƪ˘ﻬ˘) THE chulo of hell with them legs up to heaven, oh! Baby, come visit my salón, I got every flavor you could dream of ཐིཋྀ IF you got the MONEY."

( ͡♥ 3 ͡♥) HEART EYES MOTH-A-F*CKAAA ( ͡♥ 3 ͡♥)

💋 @mothvalentino: indie, selective, semi-serious RP account for Valentino of Hazbin Hotel, canon-based + headcanons, muns have to be 18+ to RP with me, minors DNI

💋 Writer: V, age 30+ aka OLD AS HELL, hobby artist, chaotic, Aries

💋 Rules:

ཐིཋྀ selective

ཐིཋྀ any explicit writing only with consent & under a read more

ཐིཋྀ no pressure on reply speed

ཐིཋྀ various trigger & content warnings that come with the character will be tagged as TW: [trigger name], if you have specific triggers that you need to be tagged please message me

ཐིཋྀ if you want to RP don't send me vague anons but please just reach out to me directly via the messenger

ཐིཋྀ I'm not a big fan of reblogging answered asks, just tag me in a new post instead and we can reblog the thread from there

ཐིཋྀ don't god mode my muse aka don't write as if you have control over what Val does or how he does it, this does not mean you can't do stuff to him or write your muse's interpretation of his actions but leave Val's reacting to me, ok?

ཐིཋྀ I'm not against preestablished relationships but building a connection will still take time, this goes hand in hand with the no-god-modding rule

ཐིཋྀ if you have an issue with a reply of mine / if I broke one of your rules unknowingly I would appreciate it if you'd just tell me directly

ཐིཋྀ I like to answer anons but I don't RP with them as if they were muses unless I know who sent them and/or it's a crack thing

ཐིཋྀ I have no mains/exclusives which means I'm open to RP with duplicates of muses, however, the nature of the relationship with individual muses strongly depends on character development / events that already took place in threads

[red-velvette-swirl]

Vox & Val: yeah we’re totally just friends with benefits nothing more

Also Vox and Val: *ceaseless hearts and ‘discreet’ flirting*

Let me just—

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Alastor, do you have a tail? Can we see? And can you play kiss/bang marry kill?

Alastor: Vox, Lucifer, Charlie

Lucifer: Alastor, Lillith, Vox

Val: Vox, Angel Dust, Velvet

Angel Dust: Husk, Alastor, Cherry Bomb

Vox: Lucifer, Alastor, Val

Husk: Angel Dust, Val, Adam

Adam: Lillith, Lute, Vaggie

"Still not answering that! But fine, I'll play your game. Kill Lucifer, I'll give Charlie a kiss on the head, and marry Vox."

"Kill Alastor, that's easy. And, uh... I already married Lilith, and that didn't exactly work out so well.... The sex was great, though! So, I guess I'll go with that, and marry Vox."

"Well obviously, I'd marry Vox and fuck Angel. That is unfortunate about Vel, though."

"Well, guess I'm gonna hafta kill smiles - just don't tell him about this. Then I'll kiss Cherri platonically and marry whiskers."

"Hey, this isn't fair! I mean, I'll marry Al, but... fuck. I can't kill Val, so fuck him and kill Luci, I guess. Sorry, but these are shit choices!"

"Oh, I'm killing Valentino. I'd been good with Adam staying dead, too, but guess I'll kiss him and marry Angel. But speaking of Adam, he's definitely not here."

[pimp-overlord]

*a 5'4" human(?) walks in, a chilling smile on their face*

"Greetings, you've met astro, right? the raven girl?"

hello, there. indeed i have, they are such a lovely specimen.~ but tell me, he leans in closely, what can i do for you~?

[helluva-hotel-ask-blog]

Has no one told Ozzie that Val liked Charlie's arm and 'offered' her a role in his films?

Ozzie - ...

hold that thought-

*aggressive phone call noises*

Blitz - *picks up phone* yellow?

Oh, hey, big guy! You got a hit you want done? Sure thing, just gimmie a name and address, and I'll-

...

...You want me to what now?