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[chaoticace2005]

Reasons why Niffty might be so small:

(Related: list of why she has one eye.)

1. To represent the fact that her whole life she felt looked down on by people living in the world as a mixed-race woman in the 50s

2. So she can crawl through the vents easily.

3. Budget cuts. All the money for height was used on Angel, Sir Pentious and Valentino. So there was very little left for Niffty.

4. She was one of Santa’s elves until she fled to become a dentist.

5. Why aren’t YOU that short? God, some people!

6. Everyone else is abnormally tall.

7. To stab people’s ankles when they least expect it.

8. So she can be closer to the floor and closer to the bugs.

9. So she can fit in the oven to take naps.

10. It’s a good size to sneak up behind someone while they’re talking and stab them :)

11. Angel stole it from her.

12. She’s half Egg Boi.

13. With deals with Alastor when you trade away your soul you also trade away part of your height. This happened to Husk too to a lesser extent and is why Alastor can grow to be so tall.

14. She’s a bug puppeting a doll of a demon. This was the biggest size they had.

15. She was actually really tall in life and this is her eternal punishment.

16. Unlike the other characters she never got out through a taffy puller.

17. She’d be too powerful if she was any larger.

18. You need to sleep to grow. Niffty never does.

19. She’s Alastor’s ventriquist dummy

20. So her eye to body size ration is REALLY out of wack

21. She lost the bottom half of her body in the Great Pirate War

22. To consolidate her power. Short people contain energy in a smaller amount of space, making it more pressurized, the more pressure the more powerful.

23. The ears Alastor has actually used to be her feet, but she didn’t want them so she gave them away.

24. Rosie and Alastor got hungry once

25. Every kill she has takes a mm from her height (you don’t want to know how tall she was originally.)

26. So she can be closer in size to her greatest love, a roomba with knives.

27. She knife monopolied too hard once. Got in debt, you can fill in the blanks.

28. So her enemies underestimate her

29. So she can hide under your bed and you will NEVER know :)

[thelonelyempath]

Nonverbal Love Prompts (saying "I love you" without saying "I love you")

Laying on your partner's lap while watching a movie

2. Cooking your partner's favorite meal

3. Giving your partner a massage after a stressful day

4. Randomly hugging your partner out of nowhere (bonus points if you're not a physically affectionate person)

5. Forehead, cheek, nose, and hand kisses

6. Kissing your partner's scars to show that you care

7. Remembering a tiny, insignificant fact about your partner because you thought it was interesting

8. KIssing your partner's knuckles to ease their anxiety

9. Playing with your partner's hair until they fall asleep

10. Watching over your partner with adoration as they sleep on your lap

11. Buying/making your partner something that reminds you of them

12. Laying on your partner's chest and listening to their heartbeat

13. Holding your partner's hand in crowds so you/they don't get lost

14. Texting your partner to tell them you got home safe/make sure they got home safe

15. Cuddling your partner back to sleep after a nightmare

16. Listening to your partner vent about whatever's bothering them

17. Helping your partner with chores/homework

18. Sharing your food with your partner

19. Laughing at your partner's jokes, even if you don't find them that funny

20. Taking care of your partner when they're sick or injured

21. Giving your partner your jacket when they're cold

22. Tucking a strand of your partner's hair behind their ear to better see their face

23. Adjusting your schedule to spend more time with your partner

24. Getting your partner out of a situation that makes them uncomfortable

25. Intertwining your fingers with your partner's while making love

26. Holding your partner against your chest and letting them cry when they're upset

27. Giggling at how cute your partner is when they blush

28. Clinging to your partner when you're tired

29. Deep, passionate, breathless kisses that leave you aching for more

30. Dancing with your partner in the living room

31. Defending your partner in their absence

32. Smiling at your partner just to see them smile back at you

33. Back hugs

34. Having a conversation with your partner using only your eyes

35. Looking at your partner fondly, appreciating the fact that they exist and they're in your life

[simply-whump]

Gyeongseong Creature (경성크리처) - Whump List

Whumpee : Jang Tae Sang played by Park Seo Joon

Synopsis : Jang Tae Sang is a wealthy man. He is also a reliable source of information around the area. His talents, including the ability to react quickly to situations, a keen insight, and sociability, have led him to his current position. He soon gets involved with Yoon Chae Ok who arrives in Gyeongseong to find her mother. They follow a series of mysterious missing person cases, and they come upon a terrible reality. (MDL)

Genres : Action, Thriller, Historical, Sci-Fi

Note : I made an edit on this show that you can watch on my youtube channel >> Here

Warning! Possible spoilers below!

Jang Tae Sang

Ep 1 : (11:13) Tortured by electrocution, tied to a chair, shaky breathing, electrocuted again, screaming in pain — (16:50) Splashed with water, still tied to a chair, kicked repeatedly — (20:26) Threatened — (22:11) Comes home looking really bad, concern for him — (43:05) Fighting, hit multiple times — (47:10) Slapped

Ep 2 : None

Ep 3 : (34:43) Beaten up, at sword point, fighting, cut by a sword, beaten again — (43:48) Comes home once again looking beaten up and hurt, treats his wound, in pain, concern for him, refuses to go to the hospital

Ep 4 : (06:27) Wincing in pain — (37:52) Wincing in pain — (39:45) In pain because he keeps moving around while injured — (50:12) Wincing in pain — (51:12) at gunpoint, kicked, pistol whipped, fighting — (53:32) Heavy breathing, bleeding, looking exhausted — (55:07) Wound treated, in pain (Gif Set)

Ep 5 : (07:26) Attacked, arm injured, running away — (14:47) Captured — (19:50) Tied, manhandled — (29:20) Put in prison

Ep 6 : None

Ep 7 : (02:48) Appears and seems injured and in shock, half collapse, starts mutating (it was all in the female lead’s dream) — (04:51) Unconscious in an unknown place — (15:05) Shot at, arm hurt — (22:35) Stays behind to allow his friends to escape, concern for him — (26:02) Shot at, glass falls on him, in a desperate situation — (30:00) Running away, chased, falls through some vents, lands unconscious — (37:46) Wakes up, heavy lidded eyes, in pain, gun at his head, gunshot heard but nothing shown — (55:20) Wakes up, gets up with difficulty, shaky breathing, can barely walk 

Ep 8 : (09:19) Bloody and just not in good shape, exhausted, heavy breathing — (14:00) Barely standing, passes out (poor guy has been through a lot) (Gif Set)— (22:31) Wakes up in bed, told he was unconscious for four days — (27:25) Reappears when everyone thought he was dead — (42:30) Female lead’s reaction to seeing him alive and well — (51:00) Attacked, choked 

Ep 9 : (58:10) Teary-eyed — (59:25) Sits down in shock, crying 

Ep 10 : (26:05) In an explosion — (47:05) Attacked, fighting, stabbed, cut, keeps fighting, surrounded, saved — (53:30) Worried for someone, panicked, screaming — (01:06:00) Teary-eyed

>> More Whump Lists

[prettyboychainsaw]

Gather up variants, cultists, software guys, business majors, and independent journalists alike for (the first?) Outlastober in the year of our lord, the Walrider, 2023.

I tried to get a good variety from all the currently out games. Feel free to write, draw, spatter, or whatever else you can think of for every day of October! Or every other day. Or not at all. I can't control your schedule.

Anywho, tag it with Outlastober2023 and @prettyboychainsaw so I can see it! Good luck! And remember, you're not a fighter.

Plain text under the cut.

1.) My friend, Billy.

2.) Wedding gift / something old, something new

3.) Broken lenses

4.) God?

5.) We want you!

6.) I Deserve to be punished

7.) Jane Doe

8.) St. Sybil

9.) Tongues and teeth

10.) Liver and tongues

11.) Silky

12.) Crown of thorns

13.) Trager Juice

14.) Life support

15.) Trinity

16.) Little pig!

17.) Committed

18.) Gluskin's Hell

19.) Elevator

20.) Beautiful

21.) Vulgar

22.) Frank's Kitchen

23.) Vents and grates

24.) Decontamination

25.) Nachtmahr

26.) Hope

27.) The morgue

28.) Fired

29.) Radio tower

30.) Numb

31.) Kill the snitch!

[keeskiwi]

I had a lot of fun doing Avian August this year, but the focus on a single family of birds had me thinking a lot about how much I love cuckoos and the sheer variety they have, so I decided I would make my own list... Please join me for #Cuckootober !!

Prompt list in plain text under the cut:

1. Striped cuckoo (Tapera naevia) 2. Red-crested malkoha (Dasylophus superciliosus) 3. Lesser ground-cuckoo (Morococcyx erythropygus) 4. Running coua (Coua cursor) 5. Yellow-billed cuckoo (Coccyzus americanus) 6. Violet cuckoo (Chrysococcyx xanthorhynchus) 7. Dwarf cuckoo (Coccycua pumila) 8. Scale-feathered malkoha (Dasylophus cumingi) 9. Pavonine cuckoo (Dromococcyx pavoninus) 10. White-eared bronze-cuckoo (Chrysococcyx meyerii) 11. Black-faced coucal (Centropus melanops) 12. Lesser roadrunner (Geococcyx velox) 13. Green malkoha (Ceuthmochares australis) 14. Dwarf koel (Microdynamis parva) 15. Pallid cuckoo (Cacomantis pallidus) 16. Rufous-vented ground-cuckoo (Neomorphus geoffroyi) 17. Fork-tailed drongo-cuckoo (Surniculus dicruroides) 18. Channel-billed cuckoo (Scythrops novaehollandiae) 19. Moustached hawk-cuckoo (Hierococcyx vagans) 20. Guira cuckoo (Guira guira) 21. Sumatran ground-cuckoo (Carpococcyx viridis) 22. Chestnut-winged cuckoo (Clamator coromandus) 23. Black-bellied cuckoo (Piaya melanogaster) 24. Groove-billed ani (Crotophaga sulcirostris) 25. Sirkeer malkoha (Taccocua leschenaultii) 26. Pheasant coucal (Centropus phasianinus) 27. Crested coua (Coua cristata) 28. Hispaniolan lizard-cuckoo (Coccyzus longirostris) 29. Yellow-billed malkoha (Rhamphococcyx calyorhynchus) 30. Pacific koel (Eudynamys orientalis) 31. Common cuckoo (Cuculus canorus)

[the-muno-project]

Hey everyone! MunoMari here! This month I decided to do my own October list! It kinda late but I managed to finally figure out something! If you wanna join here the

MUNOBER List!

1. Cookies

2. Venting

3. Anger

4. Sorrow

5. Sub

6. Paralyzed

7. Noodles

8. Nintendo

9. Breakdance

10. Oranges

11. Hallucinate

12. Puppies

13. Roses

14. Timber

15. Childhood

16. Shining

17. Breathless

18. Encore

19. Forgotten

20. Euphoria

21. Discord

22. Alone

23. Fight

24. Smoothie

26. Argue

27. Burning

28. Eyes

29. Courage

30. Love

31. Heartbreak

I’m currently alittle late in the challenge but don’t worry all these drawings will be just as cool as the theme! Here even a sneak peek!

[star-dust-shark]

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,44,45,46,47,38,49,50

For the ask thing <3

Woah holy shit

1. ( a nickname of mine? ) Will, Pookie, Brother

2. ( an embarrassing story? ) I once showed a preppy girl a picture I drew of gay furries kissing when I was like nine

3. ( a turn on ) @crowwolf8

4. ( a turn off ) bad hygiene and jerk personality

5. ( something I look for in a partner ) kindness, a nice ass /j, funny and caring

6. ( about my best friend ) I have a few, but @lucasthedoofus-mushroomskulls is the coolest guy ever and he makes me rlly happy and @justagremlinoncaffeine is a cunt ( /j ur so cool ily /p )

7. ( about my worst enemy ) he’s toxic and mean and I hate him so so so much :3

8. ( about someone I think is cute ) hehe I love him :3 ( my bf )

9. ( about someone I think is smart ) smartest girl or maybe even person I’ve ever met, she’s nice and laughs at my jokes even when they’re bad :D I sit with her in French class

10. ( about someone I think is funny ) you laugh at his jokes and then question urself ( lucas, one of my besties I tagged )

11. ( about my crush ) he’s so sweet and so nice and so funny and cute and strong and erm yeah- I’m not a simp trust chat

12. ( about my parents ) I love them most of the time more so my dad I think my mom can be…

13. ( about my siblings ) my brother is annoying as fuck love him tho

14. ( something I like about my body ) nothing lol

15. ( something I dislike about my body ) everything

16. ( something I like about my personality ) I’m sorta funny I think

17. ( something I dislike about my personality ) most things but specifically irl I’m really mean haha

18. ( a quote I live by ) WE HAD A BONDING MOMENT!!! I CRADLED YOU IN MY ARMS!!

19. ( my favourite book ) ermmm probably any pjo novel or spvtw comic

20. ( my favourite movie ) any horror one or star wars one ( attack of the clones, a new hope, Alien, I know what you did last summer, a quiet place )

21. ( my favourite food ) I don’t like food much but maybe gummy sharks

22. ( my favourite drink ) MONSTER MONSTER MONSTER

23. ( a talent I have ) NONE 😭

24. ( an unusual talent I have ) I once armpit farted fifty times in a row 🎀

25. ( one of my favourite followers ) GYATT DAYUM UH- @iloveyapping @justalunaticfangirl @imarayoffuckingsunshine @imqueerandadeer and others

26. ( fictional character I relate to ) Will Solace and Tobias Eaton ( vent warning? )

27. ( my favourite book I read for school ) charlotte’s web

28. ( my favourite play ) idk I haven’t seen many

29. ( a childhood memory ) crying when I had to get off a ride at the fair

30. ( my best birthday ) I don’t really know actually maybe my twelth

31. ( an embarrassing secret ) I’m gay 🫣

32. ( a little known fact ) I’m homophobic

33. ( a time I made a mistake ) dating my ex like girl is a mistake in herself ( my bad chat but she was horrible to me )

I KNOW U ASKED MORE I WILL UPDATE I JUST NEED TO SLEEP NOW LY CHAT

[snowyaika]

to start off strong, and to give me more motivation to write, i’m opening my asks for requests!!! please feel free to request certain characters or prompts, whatever you’d like!! 

here’s a list of some dialogue i’m up for putting into my work!! but you can always request more than whats put here!!!🫀

[angst]

1: “i wish you never had trusted me.”

2: “i guess this is a lesson in not trusting people, right?”

3: “none of it was real, but i wish it was.”

4: “from the day we met, i knew i’d hurt you eventually.”

5: “i told you not to get too close to me.”

6: “i never loved you.”

7: “what was going through your head when i told you i loved you?”

8: “say you never loved me, say it.”

9: “what are you going to do, shoot me? do it.”

10: “don’t make me kill you.”

[hurt/comfort]

11: “you are what’s important right now.” 

12: “i don’t have anyone anymore.” “ you have me.”

13: “it’s okay, you know. if you need to vent.” 

14: “please don’t go.” 

15: “why didn’t you tell me the nightmares were back? you know i never minded helping with them.”

16: “you know my door is always open to you.”

17: “you shouldn’t smoke, you know.”

18: “you shouldn’t be out here by yourself.” 

19: “you’re not as bad as everyone says you are.”

20: “i just thought you’d like some company.”

[fluff/humor]

21: “are you jealous? want me all to yourself, do you?”

22: “i don’t think i’ve ever seen you smile.”

23: “i knew you had a heart.”

24: “would it be too cliche if we matched armor?”

25: “quit smiling at me, you’re making me mess up.” 

26: “i’m trying my absolute hardest to see things from your perspective, but i just can’t get my head that far up my ass.” 

27: “i don’t have enough middle fingers to let you know how i feel.”

28: “i turned out liking you a lot more than i originally planned.” 

29: “don’t look in her eyes, she might steal your soul.”

30: “i just lied to a guard, am i badass or what?” 

aanddd there we go!! as of right now i’m open to all characters, but i cannot promise they will all be romantic! if i don’t feel confident enough writing for them, i’ll just make it platonic! 

also i see other writers do this, where people have their own anons! if you’d like to be one, do your thing! 

ask away! 🫀

[ms-m-astrologer]

Transiting Mars enters Aquarius

Tuesday, February 13 - Friday, March 22, 2024

If Mars must be in an air sign, this is probably the best one. I have a soft spot for the placement; it makes me think of engineers and rocket scientists - of “shadetree mechanics” in the 1910s, working on a Ford Model T; of early radio afficionados in thr 1920s, clustering around their equipment, trying to pick up a new faraway station.

This is Mars in pursuit of a grand idea. Remember that Saturn is the traditional ruler of Aquarius; when Mars hangs out in Saturn’s signs, he can acquire a sense of guidance and direction for all that energy and drive. Tangible achievements in Capricorn; brilliant ideas in Aquarius.

How this tends to play out in Mars’ different areas:

Physical strength - team sports; but also is quite content working on its own. I’m thinking track and field as the ideal sport. Can be fascinated by all that complicated, exotic exercise equipment.

Energy levels - has to watch out for the toll that “burning the midnight oil” can take on the body. It won’t be good if we burn ourselves out intellectually, either.

Sexuality - friendly, fairly open about it; not extremely romantic, as the reproductive urge is seen as being just another healthy bodily function. Be careful not to get too detached.

How we go after what we want - Saturn’s influence makes us want to have A Plan, but in Aquarius we’re a little more willing to experiment. “My way or the highway” if we feel weak or threatened.

If you want to try doing something in a new way, this is a wonderful time for that. We’re in an experimental frame of mind, wanting to innovate.

Give a few days on either side of these aspects:

Tuesday, February 13 - Mars/Aquarius conjunct Pluto/Aquarius, 0°46’. Starting things off with a bang. Something drastic comes up, and we see an opportunity for changing things up.

Friday, February 16 - Mars/Aquarius trine Pallas Athene/Sagittarius, 2°53’. Brilliant ideas and leadership. We’ll do even better if we collaborate.

Thursday, February 22 - Mars/Aquarius conjunct Venus/Aquarius, 6°57’. Friends to lovers? This is more falling in love with an idea, and is more humanitarian than romantic.

Tuesday, February 27 - Mars/Aquarius square Jupiter/Taurus, 10°52’. Taking on too much; poking the wrong bear. Can be very cruel. It’s okay to take calculated risks, if we make sure our calculations are correct.

Wednesday, March 6:

Mars/Aquarius sextile North Node/Aries, trine South Node/Libra, 17°24’

Mars/Aquarius sextile Chiron/Aries, 17°32’

If the square with Jupiter got us out of proper alignment, these aspects can get us back together and on track. We do have a right to independence and autonomy. But don’t get too cocky or bloodthirsty….

Saturday, March 9 - Mars/Aquarius square Uranus/Taurus, 19°51’. …ugh, back to the “cruelty” thing, except way way way more volatile. And cold-blooded. Accidents and contrariness.

Friday, March 15 - Mars/Aquarius sextile Eris/Aries, 24°29’. A healthy outlet for venting all our frustrations. We could find equally pissed-off groups and align with them.

Monday, March 18 - Mars/Aquarius trine Vesta/Gemini, 26°44’. We’re mentally focused, with clear ideas and direction.

[grimoiregradient]

A Month of Mental Wellness - February Spell A Day Challenge

I wanted to write this month’s challenge focused on both self love and mental health in general, so this is the resulting theme- taking care of yourself and your mind. As always, don’t be intimidated by the concept of doing a spell every single day. Just focus on creating or writing the spell, and if you have the energy to perform it, go ahead and do as many as you can!

Day 1 | Spell | Courage

Day 2 | Bath | Mindfulness

Day 3 | Spell Jar | Gratitude

Day 4 | Potion | Beauty

Day 5 | Glamour | Confidence

Day 6 | Sigil | Shadow

Day 7 | Spell | Vent

Day 8 | Charm | Growth

Day 9 | Divination | Fears

Day 10 | Sigil | Acceptance 

Day 11 | Bath | Mental Stimulation

Day 12 | Ritual | Inner Monologue

Day 13 | Spell Jar | Happiness

Day 14 | Spell | Self-Love

Day 15 | Glamour | Respect

Day 16 | Potion | Connection

Day 17 | Sigil | Journal

Day 18 | Spell | Inner Child

Day 19 | Divination | Progress

Day 20 | Charm | Grounding

Day 21 | Bath | Reflection

Day 22 | Spell Jar | Routine

Day 23 | Sigil | Rest

Day 24 | Glamour | Communicate

Day 25 | Ritual | Habit

Day 26 | Divination | Reframe

Day 27 | Bath | Comfort

Day 28 | Charm | Boundaries

Day 29 | Spell | Forgiveness

[t1redallthetime]

1. The lesbians from next door + Trina

2. Mendel, you know what you did

3. Mendel, the actor playing him is always really charismatic but I don’t get the Mendel hype

4. The lesbians from next door, I swear to god people always forget them!

5. I love them equally but Trindel a little less

6. Holding to the Ground

7. Hard choice but The Marriage Proposal

8. This Had better come to a stop

9. Year of the Child

10. Everything from Gotta Die Sometime, especially Jason’s Bar Mitzvah, I cannot listen to that song without crying :(

11. Obviously Marvin

12. If I could change it, I think I’d have a Whizzer+Trina duet and I’d have a scene where Marvin meets the Lesbians

13. Father to Son changed my view on Marvin, it gave me hope for him, and for my own father

14. 100% Day in Falsettoland, that song is SO fun and I’m Breaking Down cause duh

15. Charlotte or Trina, they’re the ones in my vocal range, but I would definitely play Marvin if someone to a bit of a genderbend version

16. Trina, she has my heart, also me and the lesbians would have such a good polycule

17. I’d want to get to know the lesbians better cause we don’t know so much about them!

18. Best decision is definitely Jason having the Bar Mitzvah in the hospital

19. I’d sing with Cordelia, I feel like she’d be so fun to be with at karaoke

20. Stephanie J Block, you have my heart and soul ❤️, and Christian Borle is up there too

21. When I try to get someone into falsettos I make them listen to This Had Better Come To A Stop, really good introduction to the basic concepts

22. Idk I can’t really decide!

23. How bad act 1 Marvin is and how he definitely passed away after Whizzer :(

24. I’m not sure, I don’t really have an answer to that

25. The three I relate to a lot are Trina, Marvin and Jason, their little fucked up family speaks to me

26. Lesbians + Marvin’s friendship, and Jason and Whizzer’s

27. “Everything will be alright” genuinely use this in my day to day life if something goes wrong, gonna get a tattoo of this someday

28. Marvin hitting Trina was so fucking heartbreaking and made me hate him so much

29.

I fucking love this image

30. I just want to vent a little, Marvin is really similar to my Tata (dad) and it was kinda nice to see someone like that go through an arc and improve as a person, my Tata has a lot to do but he is trying to change. Father To Son used to make me so jealous I’d cry, because Jason’s father improved but mine didn’t, but know that he’s trying it makes me almost happy. Anyway that’s my addition! This show means so much to me ❤️

[best-td2021-ship]

SEEKING PROPAGANDA!

THE RESULTS ARE IN: 2026's top 88 ships have been decided and matched 🤩 but they could use more propaganda!

Ships in bold have received ZERO or only emojis, but I'm still taking more for the others too! 🩶

SHIPS BELOW THE CUT

Round 1 matchups:

1) Jarlo (Jared x Milo) vs Vicaige (Vic x Paige)

2) Coled (Cole x Jared) vs Chadlie (Chad x Charlie)

3) #Joke (Jordan x Mike) vs Bamboe (Bambi x Chloe)

4) Drewstyna (Drew x Chrystyna) vs Meric (Matt x Beric)

5) Adios (Ada x Rio) vs Sethdan (Seth x Jordan)

6) Cordarren (Cordelia x Darren) vs Haybell (Hayden x Izzy)

7) Dannola (Dannie x Lola) vs Vicdan (Vic x Jordan)

8) Andred (Drew x Jared) vs Colie (Cole x Charlie)

9) Jordstyna (Jordan x Chrystyna) vs Paigike (Paige x Mike)

10) The Babes (Darren x Milo x Paige x Vic) vs Colestyna (Cole x Chrystyna)

11) Loss (Leaf x Moss) vs Bambola (Bambi x Lola)

12) Danole (Daniel x Cole) vs Mikrew (Mike x Drew)

13) Chlostyna (Chloe x Chrystyna) vs Mikecest (Mike x himself)

14) Darrestyna (Darren x Chrystyna) vs Charcola (Charlie x Cole x Lola)

15) Mosslie (Moss x Charlie) vs Lizola (Liza x Lola)

16) Chrysambie (Chrystyna x Bambi) vs ">6'0"" (Drew x Leaf x Vic x Darren)

17) Coledan (Cole x Jordan) vs Libdan (Libby x Jordan)

18) Jordola (Jordan x Lola) vs Chleaf (Chloe x Leaf)

19) Charlola (Charlie x Lola) vs Milke (Milo x Mike)

20) Lolaniel (Lola x Daniel) vs Jordarren (Jordan x Darren)

21) Lizaniel (Liza x Daniel) vs Mikribby (Mike x Drew x Libby)

22) Darrike (Darren x Mike) vs Cola (Cole x Lola)

23) Chadarren (Chad x Darren) vs Vichloestyna (Vic x Chloe x Chrystyna)

24) O'ković (Piper x Mads) vs Cordeliannisa (Cordelia x Annisa)

25) Annielric (Annisa x Daniel x Beric) vs Channisa (Charlie x Annisa)

26) Dannisa (Dannie x Annisa) vs Julison (Julian x Addison)

27) Rodrusso (Rio x Paige) vs Julidan (Julian x Jordan)

28) Haystyna (Hayden x Chrystyna) vs The Last Placers (Leaf x Manny x Mike x Jordan x Isaac)

29) Colennisambi (Cole x Annisa x Bambi) vs Paibbyden (Paige x Libby x Hayden)

30) Loleveryone (Lola x the rest of the cast) vs Riodan (Rio x Jordan)

31) Lizanison (Liza x Daniel x Addison) vs Piperio (Piper x Rio)

32) Cassilo (Cassie x Milo) vs Russanwallaghan (Paige x Annisa x Cordelia x Piper)

33) Roxaige (Roxy x Paige) vs Danison (Daniel x Addison)

34) Isaac² (Isaac x Izzy) vs Skaterclown (Hayden x Rio)

35) "<5'5"" (Annisa x Cassie x Jared x Jordan x Liv x Lola) vs Isaannie (Isaac x Dannie)

36) Emoskaterclown (Izzy x Hayden x Rio) vs Maddisola (Mads x Addison x Lola)

37) Pipdelia (Piper x Cordelia) vs Darrizzy (Darren x Izzy)

38) Dads (Dannie x Mads) vs Cordarrener (Cordelia x Darren x Piper)

39) Lolnat (Lola x Nat) vs Bedwic (Bedward x Vic)

40) Bearic (Bear x Beric) vs Jarent (Jared x Vent)

41) Jorsther (Jordan x Esther) vs Chlivesther (Chloe x Liv x Esther)

42) Jeren (Jeremy the intern x Ren) vs Berony (Beric x getting stranded on Boney Island)

43) Matt x Viewer vs Matt x Beric x Viewer

44) Beric x Viewer vs Chrystyna x Viewer

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Ils parlent de la mode

Yves Saint-Laurent par Jeanloup Sieff, 1971

1. « La mode passe, le style reste » - Yves Saint-Laurent

2. « Etre un pas en avance sur la tendance de la mode n’est pas si important pour moi. Ce qui compte, c’est toujours aller de l’avant » - Sonia Rykiel

3. « Si tu ne peux pas être mieux que la concurrence, il suffit de t’habiller mieux » - Anna Wintour

4. « Ce n’est pas la robe que vous portez qui compte, mais la vie que vous menez en la portant » - Diana Vreelan

5. « La plus grande élégance, c’est la vérité » - Thierry Mugler

Giorgio Armani

6. « L’élégance ce n’est pas se démarquer, mais être mémorable » - Giorgio Armani

7. « Les femmes nulles suivent la mode, les prétentieuses l’exagèrent, mais les femmes de goût pactisent agréablement avec elle » - Marquise du Châtelet

8. « Les vêtements que je préfère sont ceux que j’invente pour une vie qui n’existe pas encore, le monde de demain » - Pierre Cardin

9. « Vaines bagatelles qu’ils semblent être, les vêtements ont, disent-ils, un destin plus important que de nous tenir chaud. Ils changent notre vision du monde et le point de vue du monde sur nous » - Virginia Woolf

10. « La mode me dépasse. Mon imaginaire dépasse les limites normales et m’entraîne où je ne voudrais pas aller » - Yves Saint-Laurent

Jane Birkin

11. « Mon style est comme un cocktail. Je ne suis pas aussi apprêtée qu’une française mais je m’en fiche comme une anglaise » - Jane Birkin

12. « La mode est avant tout un art du changement » - John Galliano

13. « La chose la plus difficile dans la mode n’est pas d’être connu pour un logo, mais d’être connu pour une silhouette » - Giambattista Valli

14. « Donne à une fille les bonnes chaussures et elle peut conquérir le monde » - Marylin Monroe

15. « Pour être irremplaçable, il faut être différente » - Coco Chanel

Coco Chanel

16. « On est jamais trop, ni pas assez habillé avec une Petite Robe Noire» - Karl Lagerfeld

17. « La mode n’est pas quelque chose qui existe uniquement dans les vêtements. La mode est dans l’air, portée par le vent. On la devine. La mode est dans le ciel, dans la rue. » - Coco Chanel

18. « L’élégance est la seule beauté qui ne se fane jamais » - Audrey Hepburn

19. « J’aime être une femme, même dans un monde d’hommes. Après tout, les hommes ne peuvent pas porter de robes, mais nous pouvons porter des pantalons » - Whitney Houston

20. « J’aime mon argent quand il est là où je peux le voir : sur des cintres, dans mon armoire » - Carrie Bradshaw

Carrie Bradshaw dans Sex & The City

21. « La femme à la mode porte le vêtement. Ce n’est pas le vêtement qui la porte » - Mary Quant

22. « Les femmes s'habillent pour elles-mêmes. Si elles s'habillaient pour les hommes, elles seraient tout le temps nues » - Betsey Johnson

23. « La mode est ce que vous offrent les créateurs quatre fois par an. Le style est ce que vous choisissez » - Lauren Hutton

24. « La différence entre le style et la mode est la qualité » - Giorgio Armani

25. « Ne soyez pas dans les tendances. Ne laissez pas la mode s’emparer de vous, mais décidez de ce que vous êtes, de ce que voulez exprimer par ce que vous portez et de la façon dont vous vivez » - Gianni Versace

Gianni et Donatella Versace

26. « La mode doit être une forme d’échappatoire, et non une forme d’emprisonnement » - Alexander McQueen

27. « La moitié de mes créations sont de la fantaisie contrôlée, 15 % de la folie pure, et le reste du terre-à-terre » - Manolo Blahnik

28. « La seule vraie élégance est dans l’esprit; si vous avez ça, le reste vient vraiment de ça » -Diana Vreeland

29. « Je ne crée par des vêtements, je crée des rêves » - Ralph Lauren

30. « Au fil des années j’ai appris que ce qui est important dans une robe, c’est la femme qui la porte » - Yves Saint Laurent

31. « Les hommes me disent que j’ai sauvé leur mariage. Cela leur coûte une fortune en chaussures, mais moins cher qu’un divorce » - Manolo Blahnik

32. « Les vêtements ne vont pas changer le monde, les femmes qui les portent, si » - Anne Klein

33. « Quand vous doutez, portez du rouge » - Bill Blass

34. « La mode est un langage de l’instant » - Miuccia Prada

35. « J’adore et j’admire tous ceux qui sont différents. J’aime ça. Le jet set est banal. Le bon goût est banal. L’excentricité est chic. Le bon goût paralyse. Mais la mode du punk ou de la rue ou un corps couvert de tatouage c’est intéressant pour moi et j’adore » - Jean-Paul Gaultier

36. « Ne jamais dire jamais – dans la mode et dans la vie » -  Ashley Olsen

37. « La seule raison pour laquelle je suis dans la mode est de détruire le mot conformité » - Vivienne Westwood

38. « Il n’y a pas de mode si elle ne descend pas dans la rue » - Coco Chanel

39. «L’élégance est une question de personnalité plus que de vêtements » - Jean-Paul Gaultier

40. «Une belle robe, c’est une comédienne qui parle juste » - Sonia Rykiel

41. « La mode se démode, l’allure est intemporelle » - Coco Chanel

42. « Les gens de la mode n’aiment que ce qu’ils ne comprennent pas. Alors il suffit de faire un truc incompréhensible et ils t’adorent » - Loïc Prigent

43. « La mode est ce que l'on porte. Ce qui est démodé, c'est ce que portent les autres » - Oscar Wilde

44. « Le style est une manière de dire qui vous êtes sans parler » - Rachel Zoe

45. « Le style sait qui vous êtes, ce que vous voulez dire, et ce dont vous vous fichez » - Orson Wells

46. « Effacez le négatif, accentuez le positif. » - Donna Karan

47. « C’est l’attitude qui fait tout. » - Diane von Furstenberg

48. « Une femme doit être deux choses : classe et fabuleuse. » - Coco Chanel

49. « La mode est ce que vous offrent les créateurs quatre fois par an. Le style est ce que vous choisissez. » - Lauren Hutton

50. « La simplicité est l’ultime sophistication » - Léonard de Vinci

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20, wasian, she & he prns only! Local genderfluid acearo lesbian landminde ԅ(ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈ԅ) ┃ nonsharing yumejoshi, my relationships with my oshis are taken very srs 𓊈 bpd, did, schizo, delu 𓊉

⌓⌓⌓⌓⌓⌓⌓⌓ I have no dni! but beware I am an incredibly unwell landmine girl and that will be reflected in my blog ^^ besides that I love making new friends and talking about my interests! I'm big on cute anime girls and horror ━ I'm also a full time college student and (recovering) hikikomori

︵‿୨ MY OSHIS ୧‿︵

Ellen Joe エレン ♡ྀ ┃Zenless Zone Zero ┃🦈

Ellen and I have been together since 6/14/2024! She is my adorable gf whom I play a lot of games with, we go out but not too much as she prefers to eat takeout at home

Gentildonna ジェンティルドンナ ♡ྀ ┃Uma Musume ┃🏇

Donna and I have been with each other since 8/22/2024! She's lowkey too good for me so I love spoiling her extra with gifts and dates, one of her fave spots are some parks nearby our house

Seiji Amanome 天生目聖司 ♡ྀ ┃Spirit Hunter NG ┃ 🥃

Seiji has been my boyfriend since 9/29/2018! He's my longtime boyfriend and crush, he loves going out but I get so anxious that we usually stay away from the places he enjoys ˙◠˙

Hange Zoë ハンジ・ゾエ ♡ྀ ┃Attack on Titan ┃ 👓

Hange and I have technically been together since 2017, however things are extra official now as of 29/10/2024! We are incredibly devoted to each other, and I enjoy doing most everything by her side - she has a side blog @titanteater

my super sectret 5th (and main) oshi has a whole account dedicated to her, if we are mutuals feel free to ask for it! My self inserts can be found here ;)

― Restating here that I have an extreme refusal to share! This applies to all aspects of my girlfriends (and boyfriend hi Seiji) do NOT become my mutual if you follow or are friends with anyone who selfships with them, do not become my mutual if you are friends with or are a huge fan of them and please DO NOT EVER bring up their deaths, if theyre even alluded to in a post of yours I will block you! This might sound crazy but honestly if a mutual of yours is even friends with someone who selfships with them maybe don't mutual me lol sorry ― As your mutual all these standards go both ways even if you're open to sharing! I see your oshis as your oshis, they're your partners, why would I want to be friends with someone who thinks their dating your s/o? 🥞 If you are in a committed relationship with your oshis like I am I think we'll get along great! If self shipping is less serious for you I think we'll also get along great ^^ I just wont tolerate disrespect of my relationships 🍞

︵‿୨ Tagging System ୧‿︵

#( 💬 ) . Thoughts... ✩⠀⠀⠀⠀ꕀ general/original posts #( 🥯 ) . My Hearts... 𖦹⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ꕀ yumeship related #( 🍮 ) . Feelings... ★⠀⠀⠀⠀ꕀ vents/sensitive #( 🍦 ) . Risqué... ✶⠀⠀⠀⠀ꕀ nsfw #( 🧁 ) . Yapposting... ❀⠀⠀⠀⠀ꕀ reblogs/responces #( 🦈 ) . Hai Yorokonde ৎ⠀⠀⠀⠀ꕀ Ellen's tag #( 🏇 ) . Lady of Fortitude ৎ⠀⠀⠀⠀ꕀ Donna's tag #( 🥃 ) . Determinant Yakuza ৎ⠀⠀⠀⠀ꕀ Seiji's tag #( 👓 ) . Ambigious Researcher ৎ⠀⠀⠀⠀ꕀ Hange's tag

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En cliquant sur le bouton en bas, inscrivez-vous et le mois d'octobre, 23 octobre, vous recevrez votre code de prévention.

Stade Bank of America Martes Mai 13 | Charlotte, Caroline du Nord

Stade Metlife Juillet 15 mai | East Rutherford, New Jersey

Centre Bell Nouvelle annonce actuellement à la vente Mardi Mayo 20 | Montréal, QC

Arène Little Caesars Nouvelle annonce actuellement à la vente Jeudi 22 mai | Detroit, MI

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Parc Fenway Jeudi 29 mai | Boston, MA

Parc national Samedi 31 mai | Washington, DC

Stade Camping World Miércoles Juin 04 | Orlando, Floride

Stade Hard Rock Vendredi 6 juin | Miami, FL

Champ de vie du globe Miércoles Juin 11 | Arlington, Texas

Alamodome Viernes Juin 13 | San Antonio, Texas

Centre Toyota Domingo Juin 15 | Houston, Texas

Stade SoFi Viernes Juin 20 | Inglewood, Californie

Centre d'empreintes Nouvelle annonce actuellement à la vente Domingo juin 22 | Phoenix, Arizona

Stade Snapdragon Jueves Junio 26 | San Diego, Californie

Stade Allegiant Samedi juin 28 | Las Vegas, Nevada

Parc Oracle Lundi 30 juin | San Francisco, Californie

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Tumblr Post Compilation: A Masterpost

First of all, let me tell you what you're about to see.

This is a list of 118 "funny tumblr posts" taken from YouTube compilations in 2016. I tracked down all these posts on tumblr myself in Nov 2021. The post is broken up into two parts, and is available under the cut. Each of the links is named after a snippet from the actual post (effectively the "punchline"), and clicking on it brings up the full post, which you can reblog and interact with.

These posts are nostalgic to me because I watched these YouTube compilations before I came to tumblr. I recommend you scroll through these posts, as they bring up a form of humor that's rarely seen today which, I think, has almost been lost to time. Also, if you want to learn how to do this, there's some insight as to how I did this at the end of the post.

(This masterpost is a revision of this post, necessitated because the hyperlinks don't work anymore.)

1. outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad

2. Italian exchange student said “Look, the compressed horse.”

3. “im eminem!” “and I’m skittles?”

4. I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN

5. he ate the reeses cup then stabbed himself with the epipen

6. “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”

7. school on lockdown because someone put weed in the vents

8. Can’t cheat with those big ass galaxy phones

9. weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed

10. My brother told me not to slam the door and yell “Guess who’s home, motherfuckers”

11. drove by traffic camera 6 times thinking it was funny

12. drill sergeant made kid carry around potted plant to replace the oxygen he wasted

13. A list of things that do not offend people:

14. kid grabbed seagull out of air, all his friends were like “again tyrone?? really??”

15. “LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS”

16. drunk man proposes to tree, gets rejected

17. “i’m on my way, the traffic is just slow, i’m coming” “mom i called the house phone”

18. a kid’s phone started siri, TEACHER STARTED EXPLAINING IT AGAIN

19. “watch my stuff” what if someone comes and actually tries to steal it

20. our goats think that now whenever they pee they get a treat

21. “it’s for your own good”, mom deleted the internet explorer icon from my desktop

22. a girl called me a lying slut because I was with her bf a lot. we’re siblings

23. I watched an old couple set off their car alarm and drive away… now that i think about it-

24. Rules to learning English: their our know rules

25. a kid got expelled for pretending to be russian for 8 months

26. a girl said she had two moms and a boy started crying, he said it wasn’t fair she had two

27. when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet

28. my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”

29. my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. follow for more geological humour

30. I’m saying “excuse me” but I really mean “why the fu-”

31. nun goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

32. Hospitals are so weird

33. handed their BLIND SON a menu and he’s like “ah… thank you… I’ll just… read this”

34. on April Fool’s his mom called to say she was in labour, dad laughed and hung up on her

35. “why do I fear bears? because Chester Zoo is 30 miles away and bears can smell fear”

36. dropped her ipad but held tight to her pizza

37. her parents faked a british accent in front of her until she was 7

38. really religious girl who told people off if they swore, gets sworn at

39. he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

40. so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid

41. subway thief told suitcase has “a bunch of laptops” ends up stealing a dead dog

42. “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea”

43. I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was

44. so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind

45. my favorite thing is ask 14/15 year old kids on dates if they want a kids menu

46. I blacked out in Disney World, woke up with Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on me

47. “wanna date me? yes: smile no: backflip” and she did a backflip

48. “do you wanna kiss” “excuse me” he pulled out a bag of hershey’s kisses

49. when beyoncé asked all the single ladies to put their hands up I looked at my bf and

50. 7th grade, his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual birthday party

51. “she’s the bro and y’all bitches are the hoes”