#vent 8/31/22

[venting-town]

What sucks now is after the trauma response I had, my body is still getting the numb feeling occasionally and my brain is hurting a bit

Not to mention that I feel like my eyes are starting to freak the hell out again, so there’s that :/

[thelonelyempath]

Nonverbal Love Prompts (saying "I love you" without saying "I love you")

Laying on your partner's lap while watching a movie

2. Cooking your partner's favorite meal

3. Giving your partner a massage after a stressful day

4. Randomly hugging your partner out of nowhere (bonus points if you're not a physically affectionate person)

5. Forehead, cheek, nose, and hand kisses

6. Kissing your partner's scars to show that you care

7. Remembering a tiny, insignificant fact about your partner because you thought it was interesting

8. KIssing your partner's knuckles to ease their anxiety

9. Playing with your partner's hair until they fall asleep

10. Watching over your partner with adoration as they sleep on your lap

11. Buying/making your partner something that reminds you of them

12. Laying on your partner's chest and listening to their heartbeat

13. Holding your partner's hand in crowds so you/they don't get lost

14. Texting your partner to tell them you got home safe/make sure they got home safe

15. Cuddling your partner back to sleep after a nightmare

16. Listening to your partner vent about whatever's bothering them

17. Helping your partner with chores/homework

18. Sharing your food with your partner

19. Laughing at your partner's jokes, even if you don't find them that funny

20. Taking care of your partner when they're sick or injured

21. Giving your partner your jacket when they're cold

22. Tucking a strand of your partner's hair behind their ear to better see their face

23. Adjusting your schedule to spend more time with your partner

24. Getting your partner out of a situation that makes them uncomfortable

25. Intertwining your fingers with your partner's while making love

26. Holding your partner against your chest and letting them cry when they're upset

27. Giggling at how cute your partner is when they blush

28. Clinging to your partner when you're tired

29. Deep, passionate, breathless kisses that leave you aching for more

30. Dancing with your partner in the living room

31. Defending your partner in their absence

32. Smiling at your partner just to see them smile back at you

33. Back hugs

34. Having a conversation with your partner using only your eyes

35. Looking at your partner fondly, appreciating the fact that they exist and they're in your life

[simply-whump]

Gyeongseong Creature (경성크리처) - Whump List

Whumpee : Jang Tae Sang played by Park Seo Joon

Synopsis : Jang Tae Sang is a wealthy man. He is also a reliable source of information around the area. His talents, including the ability to react quickly to situations, a keen insight, and sociability, have led him to his current position. He soon gets involved with Yoon Chae Ok who arrives in Gyeongseong to find her mother. They follow a series of mysterious missing person cases, and they come upon a terrible reality. (MDL)

Genres : Action, Thriller, Historical, Sci-Fi

Note : I made an edit on this show that you can watch on my youtube channel >> Here

Warning! Possible spoilers below!

Jang Tae Sang

Ep 1 : (11:13) Tortured by electrocution, tied to a chair, shaky breathing, electrocuted again, screaming in pain — (16:50) Splashed with water, still tied to a chair, kicked repeatedly — (20:26) Threatened — (22:11) Comes home looking really bad, concern for him — (43:05) Fighting, hit multiple times — (47:10) Slapped

Ep 2 : None

Ep 3 : (34:43) Beaten up, at sword point, fighting, cut by a sword, beaten again — (43:48) Comes home once again looking beaten up and hurt, treats his wound, in pain, concern for him, refuses to go to the hospital

Ep 4 : (06:27) Wincing in pain — (37:52) Wincing in pain — (39:45) In pain because he keeps moving around while injured — (50:12) Wincing in pain — (51:12) at gunpoint, kicked, pistol whipped, fighting — (53:32) Heavy breathing, bleeding, looking exhausted — (55:07) Wound treated, in pain (Gif Set)

Ep 5 : (07:26) Attacked, arm injured, running away — (14:47) Captured — (19:50) Tied, manhandled — (29:20) Put in prison

Ep 6 : None

Ep 7 : (02:48) Appears and seems injured and in shock, half collapse, starts mutating (it was all in the female lead’s dream) — (04:51) Unconscious in an unknown place — (15:05) Shot at, arm hurt — (22:35) Stays behind to allow his friends to escape, concern for him — (26:02) Shot at, glass falls on him, in a desperate situation — (30:00) Running away, chased, falls through some vents, lands unconscious — (37:46) Wakes up, heavy lidded eyes, in pain, gun at his head, gunshot heard but nothing shown — (55:20) Wakes up, gets up with difficulty, shaky breathing, can barely walk 

Ep 8 : (09:19) Bloody and just not in good shape, exhausted, heavy breathing — (14:00) Barely standing, passes out (poor guy has been through a lot) (Gif Set)— (22:31) Wakes up in bed, told he was unconscious for four days — (27:25) Reappears when everyone thought he was dead — (42:30) Female lead’s reaction to seeing him alive and well — (51:00) Attacked, choked 

Ep 9 : (58:10) Teary-eyed — (59:25) Sits down in shock, crying 

Ep 10 : (26:05) In an explosion — (47:05) Attacked, fighting, stabbed, cut, keeps fighting, surrounded, saved — (53:30) Worried for someone, panicked, screaming — (01:06:00) Teary-eyed

>> More Whump Lists

[prettyboychainsaw]

Gather up variants, cultists, software guys, business majors, and independent journalists alike for (the first?) Outlastober in the year of our lord, the Walrider, 2023.

I tried to get a good variety from all the currently out games. Feel free to write, draw, spatter, or whatever else you can think of for every day of October! Or every other day. Or not at all. I can't control your schedule.

Anywho, tag it with Outlastober2023 and @prettyboychainsaw so I can see it! Good luck! And remember, you're not a fighter.

Plain text under the cut.

1.) My friend, Billy.

2.) Wedding gift / something old, something new

3.) Broken lenses

4.) God?

5.) We want you!

6.) I Deserve to be punished

7.) Jane Doe

8.) St. Sybil

9.) Tongues and teeth

10.) Liver and tongues

11.) Silky

12.) Crown of thorns

13.) Trager Juice

14.) Life support

15.) Trinity

16.) Little pig!

17.) Committed

18.) Gluskin's Hell

19.) Elevator

20.) Beautiful

21.) Vulgar

22.) Frank's Kitchen

23.) Vents and grates

24.) Decontamination

25.) Nachtmahr

26.) Hope

27.) The morgue

28.) Fired

29.) Radio tower

30.) Numb

31.) Kill the snitch!

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Main Hyperfixation: The Sun and Moon Show

Other Fandoms I'm In:

Hazbin Hotel || The Amazing Digital Circus || Fnaf Security Breach || Warrior Cats || Wings of Fire || Stranger Things || The Umbrella Academy || My Little Pony

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Heres everything else you need from me:

My AUs:

1. Haunted Stars AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag, Story Ask Blog: @haunted-stars-au)

2. Breaking the Bounds AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag, Story Ask Blog: @breaking-the-bounds-au)

3. Lord Solar AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag, Story Ask Blog: @lord-solar-au, DT Moons travels)

4. Confined to One Spot AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag, Story Ask Blog: @confined-to-one-spot-au)

5. Overseas AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag, Story Ask Blog: @overseas-au)

6. Warrior Cats x Security Breach Show AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag)

7. Mask of Innocence AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag)

8. Lord Crimson AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag, Ask Blog: @lord-crimson-au)

9. The Cost of Doubling Down AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag)

10. Always Evil AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag)

11. Wings of Fire x Security Breach Show AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag)

12. Celestial Fairies AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag)

13. Minds of Static AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag)

14. Junkyard AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag)

15. TSAMS Demon AU (Art Tag + Rambling Tag)

16. Stockholm CTOS AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag)

17. Werefoxes AU (Rambling Tag)

18. Swap!BTB AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag)

19. Warrior Cats x Security Breach Show Offshoot (Art Tag, Rambling Tag, Role Post)

20. My Little Pony x TSAMS AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag)

21. Villian Jack AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag)

22. Killcode Corrupted Lunar AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag)

23. Lord Ruin AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag)

24. Solar Eclipse AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag)

25. TSAMS Toon AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag)

26. Flaming Rage AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag)

Any AU that doesnt have an askblog for it can be interacted with at @ask-the-blueverse

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My Crossovers:

1. BTB x CSS

2. BTB x TF

3. BTB x CV

4. BTB x RBB

5. RightHand!Supernova AU

6. HS x CSS

7. HS x RBB

8. HS x SN

9. LS x CSS

10. LS x TF

11. LS x RBB

12. CTOS x CSS

13. CTOS x TF

14. CTOS x RBB

15. OS x CSS

16. OS x TF

17. WC x CSS

18. MOI x CSS

19. LC x CSS

20. LC x TF

21. TCODD x TF

22. TCODD x CSS

23. AE x RBB

24. AE x TF

25. CF x TF

26. CF x RBB

27. MOS x TF

28. JY x TF

29. DN x HH

30. SCTOS x TF

31. Hunger Games Loop Crossover

32. Stolen Crossover

[best-td2021-ship]

SEEKING PROPAGANDA!

THE RESULTS ARE IN: 2026's top 88 ships have been decided and matched 🤩 but they could use more propaganda!

Ships in bold have received ZERO or only emojis, but I'm still taking more for the others too! 🩶

SHIPS BELOW THE CUT

Round 1 matchups:

1) Jarlo (Jared x Milo) vs Vicaige (Vic x Paige)

2) Coled (Cole x Jared) vs Chadlie (Chad x Charlie)

3) #Joke (Jordan x Mike) vs Bamboe (Bambi x Chloe)

4) Drewstyna (Drew x Chrystyna) vs Meric (Matt x Beric)

5) Adios (Ada x Rio) vs Sethdan (Seth x Jordan)

6) Cordarren (Cordelia x Darren) vs Haybell (Hayden x Izzy)

7) Dannola (Dannie x Lola) vs Vicdan (Vic x Jordan)

8) Andred (Drew x Jared) vs Colie (Cole x Charlie)

9) Jordstyna (Jordan x Chrystyna) vs Paigike (Paige x Mike)

10) The Babes (Darren x Milo x Paige x Vic) vs Colestyna (Cole x Chrystyna)

11) Loss (Leaf x Moss) vs Bambola (Bambi x Lola)

12) Danole (Daniel x Cole) vs Mikrew (Mike x Drew)

13) Chlostyna (Chloe x Chrystyna) vs Mikecest (Mike x himself)

14) Darrestyna (Darren x Chrystyna) vs Charcola (Charlie x Cole x Lola)

15) Mosslie (Moss x Charlie) vs Lizola (Liza x Lola)

16) Chrysambie (Chrystyna x Bambi) vs ">6'0"" (Drew x Leaf x Vic x Darren)

17) Coledan (Cole x Jordan) vs Libdan (Libby x Jordan)

18) Jordola (Jordan x Lola) vs Chleaf (Chloe x Leaf)

19) Charlola (Charlie x Lola) vs Milke (Milo x Mike)

20) Lolaniel (Lola x Daniel) vs Jordarren (Jordan x Darren)

21) Lizaniel (Liza x Daniel) vs Mikribby (Mike x Drew x Libby)

22) Darrike (Darren x Mike) vs Cola (Cole x Lola)

23) Chadarren (Chad x Darren) vs Vichloestyna (Vic x Chloe x Chrystyna)

24) O'kovi�� (Piper x Mads) vs Cordeliannisa (Cordelia x Annisa)

25) Annielric (Annisa x Daniel x Beric) vs Channisa (Charlie x Annisa)

26) Dannisa (Dannie x Annisa) vs Julison (Julian x Addison)

27) Rodrusso (Rio x Paige) vs Julidan (Julian x Jordan)

28) Haystyna (Hayden x Chrystyna) vs The Last Placers (Leaf x Manny x Mike x Jordan x Isaac)

29) Colennisambi (Cole x Annisa x Bambi) vs Paibbyden (Paige x Libby x Hayden)

30) Loleveryone (Lola x the rest of the cast) vs Riodan (Rio x Jordan)

31) Lizanison (Liza x Daniel x Addison) vs Piperio (Piper x Rio)

32) Cassilo (Cassie x Milo) vs Russanwallaghan (Paige x Annisa x Cordelia x Piper)

33) Roxaige (Roxy x Paige) vs Danison (Daniel x Addison)

34) Isaac² (Isaac x Izzy) vs Skaterclown (Hayden x Rio)

35) "<5'5"" (Annisa x Cassie x Jared x Jordan x Liv x Lola) vs Isaannie (Isaac x Dannie)

36) Emoskaterclown (Izzy x Hayden x Rio) vs Maddisola (Mads x Addison x Lola)

37) Pipdelia (Piper x Cordelia) vs Darrizzy (Darren x Izzy)

38) Dads (Dannie x Mads) vs Cordarrener (Cordelia x Darren x Piper)

39) Lolnat (Lola x Nat) vs Bedwic (Bedward x Vic)

40) Bearic (Bear x Beric) vs Jarent (Jared x Vent)

41) Jorsther (Jordan x Esther) vs Chlivesther (Chloe x Liv x Esther)

42) Jeren (Jeremy the intern x Ren) vs Berony (Beric x getting stranded on Boney Island)

43) Matt x Viewer vs Matt x Beric x Viewer

44) Beric x Viewer vs Chrystyna x Viewer

[transparentgentlemenmarker]

Ils parlent de la mode

Yves Saint-Laurent par Jeanloup Sieff, 1971

1. « La mode passe, le style reste » - Yves Saint-Laurent

2. « Etre un pas en avance sur la tendance de la mode n’est pas si important pour moi. Ce qui compte, c’est toujours aller de l’avant » - Sonia Rykiel

3. « Si tu ne peux pas être mieux que la concurrence, il suffit de t’habiller mieux » - Anna Wintour

4. « Ce n’est pas la robe que vous portez qui compte, mais la vie que vous menez en la portant » - Diana Vreelan

5. « La plus grande élégance, c’est la vérité » - Thierry Mugler

Giorgio Armani

6. « L’élégance ce n’est pas se démarquer, mais être mémorable » - Giorgio Armani

7. « Les femmes nulles suivent la mode, les prétentieuses l’exagèrent, mais les femmes de goût pactisent agréablement avec elle » - Marquise du Châtelet

8. « Les vêtements que je préfère sont ceux que j’invente pour une vie qui n’existe pas encore, le monde de demain » - Pierre Cardin

9. « Vaines bagatelles qu’ils semblent être, les vêtements ont, disent-ils, un destin plus important que de nous tenir chaud. Ils changent notre vision du monde et le point de vue du monde sur nous » - Virginia Woolf

10. « La mode me dépasse. Mon imaginaire dépasse les limites normales et m’entraîne où je ne voudrais pas aller » - Yves Saint-Laurent

Jane Birkin

11. « Mon style est comme un cocktail. Je ne suis pas aussi apprêtée qu’une française mais je m’en fiche comme une anglaise » - Jane Birkin

12. « La mode est avant tout un art du changement » - John Galliano

13. « La chose la plus difficile dans la mode n’est pas d’être connu pour un logo, mais d’être connu pour une silhouette » - Giambattista Valli

14. « Donne à une fille les bonnes chaussures et elle peut conquérir le monde » - Marylin Monroe

15. « Pour être irremplaçable, il faut être différente » - Coco Chanel

Coco Chanel

16. « On est jamais trop, ni pas assez habillé avec une Petite Robe Noire» - Karl Lagerfeld

17. « La mode n’est pas quelque chose qui existe uniquement dans les vêtements. La mode est dans l’air, portée par le vent. On la devine. La mode est dans le ciel, dans la rue. » - Coco Chanel

18. « L’élégance est la seule beauté qui ne se fane jamais » - Audrey Hepburn

19. « J’aime être une femme, même dans un monde d’hommes. Après tout, les hommes ne peuvent pas porter de robes, mais nous pouvons porter des pantalons » - Whitney Houston

20. « J’aime mon argent quand il est là où je peux le voir : sur des cintres, dans mon armoire » - Carrie Bradshaw

Carrie Bradshaw dans Sex & The City

21. « La femme à la mode porte le vêtement. Ce n’est pas le vêtement qui la porte » - Mary Quant

22. « Les femmes s'habillent pour elles-mêmes. Si elles s'habillaient pour les hommes, elles seraient tout le temps nues » - Betsey Johnson

23. « La mode est ce que vous offrent les créateurs quatre fois par an. Le style est ce que vous choisissez » - Lauren Hutton

24. « La différence entre le style et la mode est la qualité » - Giorgio Armani

25. « Ne soyez pas dans les tendances. Ne laissez pas la mode s’emparer de vous, mais décidez de ce que vous êtes, de ce que voulez exprimer par ce que vous portez et de la façon dont vous vivez » - Gianni Versace

Gianni et Donatella Versace

26. « La mode doit être une forme d’échappatoire, et non une forme d’emprisonnement » - Alexander McQueen

27. « La moitié de mes créations sont de la fantaisie contrôlée, 15 % de la folie pure, et le reste du terre-à-terre » - Manolo Blahnik

28. « La seule vraie élégance est dans l’esprit; si vous avez ça, le reste vient vraiment de ça » -Diana Vreeland

29. « Je ne crée par des vêtements, je crée des rêves » - Ralph Lauren

30. « Au fil des années j’ai appris que ce qui est important dans une robe, c’est la femme qui la porte » - Yves Saint Laurent

31. « Les hommes me disent que j’ai sauvé leur mariage. Cela leur coûte une fortune en chaussures, mais moins cher qu’un divorce » - Manolo Blahnik

32. « Les vêtements ne vont pas changer le monde, les femmes qui les portent, si » - Anne Klein

33. « Quand vous doutez, portez du rouge » - Bill Blass

34. « La mode est un langage de l’instant » - Miuccia Prada

35. « J’adore et j’admire tous ceux qui sont différents. J’aime ça. Le jet set est banal. Le bon goût est banal. L’excentricité est chic. Le bon goût paralyse. Mais la mode du punk ou de la rue ou un corps couvert de tatouage c’est intéressant pour moi et j’adore » - Jean-Paul Gaultier

36. « Ne jamais dire jamais – dans la mode et dans la vie » -  Ashley Olsen

37. « La seule raison pour laquelle je suis dans la mode est de détruire le mot conformité » - Vivienne Westwood

38. « Il n’y a pas de mode si elle ne descend pas dans la rue » - Coco Chanel

39. «L’élégance est une question de personnalité plus que de vêtements » - Jean-Paul Gaultier

40. «Une belle robe, c’est une comédienne qui parle juste » - Sonia Rykiel

41. « La mode se démode, l’allure est intemporelle » - Coco Chanel

42. « Les gens de la mode n’aiment que ce qu’ils ne comprennent pas. Alors il suffit de faire un truc incompréhensible et ils t’adorent » - Loïc Prigent

43. « La mode est ce que l'on porte. Ce qui est démodé, c'est ce que portent les autres » - Oscar Wilde

44. « Le style est une manière de dire qui vous êtes sans parler » - Rachel Zoe

45. « Le style sait qui vous êtes, ce que vous voulez dire, et ce dont vous vous fichez » - Orson Wells

46. « Effacez le négatif, accentuez le positif. » - Donna Karan

47. « C’est l’attitude qui fait tout. » - Diane von Furstenberg

48. « Une femme doit être deux choses : classe et fabuleuse. » - Coco Chanel

49. « La mode est ce que vous offrent les créateurs quatre fois par an. Le style est ce que vous choisissez. » - Lauren Hutton

50. « La simplicité est l’ultime sophistication » - Léonard de Vinci

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Tumblr Post Compilation: A Masterpost

First of all, let me tell you what you're about to see.

This is a list of 118 "funny tumblr posts" taken from YouTube compilations in 2016. I tracked down all these posts on tumblr myself in Nov 2021. The post is broken up into two parts, and is available under the cut. Each of the links is named after a snippet from the actual post (effectively the "punchline"), and clicking on it brings up the full post, which you can reblog and interact with.

These posts are nostalgic to me because I watched these YouTube compilations before I came to tumblr. I recommend you scroll through these posts, as they bring up a form of humor that's rarely seen today which, I think, has almost been lost to time. Also, if you want to learn how to do this, there's some insight as to how I did this at the end of the post.

(This masterpost is a revision of this post, necessitated because the hyperlinks don't work anymore.)

1. outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad

2. Italian exchange student said “Look, the compressed horse.”

3. “im eminem!” “and I’m skittles?”

4. I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN

5. he ate the reeses cup then stabbed himself with the epipen

6. “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”

7. school on lockdown because someone put weed in the vents

8. Can’t cheat with those big ass galaxy phones

9. weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed

10. My brother told me not to slam the door and yell “Guess who’s home, motherfuckers”

11. drove by traffic camera 6 times thinking it was funny

12. drill sergeant made kid carry around potted plant to replace the oxygen he wasted

13. A list of things that do not offend people:

14. kid grabbed seagull out of air, all his friends were like “again tyrone?? really??”

15. “LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS”

16. drunk man proposes to tree, gets rejected

17. “i’m on my way, the traffic is just slow, i’m coming” “mom i called the house phone”

18. a kid’s phone started siri, TEACHER STARTED EXPLAINING IT AGAIN

19. “watch my stuff” what if someone comes and actually tries to steal it

20. our goats think that now whenever they pee they get a treat

21. “it’s for your own good”, mom deleted the internet explorer icon from my desktop

22. a girl called me a lying slut because I was with her bf a lot. we’re siblings

23. I watched an old couple set off their car alarm and drive away… now that i think about it-

24. Rules to learning English: their our know rules

25. a kid got expelled for pretending to be russian for 8 months

26. a girl said she had two moms and a boy started crying, he said it wasn’t fair she had two

27. when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet

28. my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”

29. my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. follow for more geological humour

30. I’m saying “excuse me” but I really mean “why the fu-”

31. nun goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

32. Hospitals are so weird

33. handed their BLIND SON a menu and he’s like “ah… thank you… I’ll just… read this”

34. on April Fool’s his mom called to say she was in labour, dad laughed and hung up on her

35. “why do I fear bears? because Chester Zoo is 30 miles away and bears can smell fear”

36. dropped her ipad but held tight to her pizza

37. her parents faked a british accent in front of her until she was 7

38. really religious girl who told people off if they swore, gets sworn at

39. he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

40. so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid

41. subway thief told suitcase has “a bunch of laptops” ends up stealing a dead dog

42. “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea”

43. I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was

44. so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind

45. my favorite thing is ask 14/15 year old kids on dates if they want a kids menu

46. I blacked out in Disney World, woke up with Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on me

47. “wanna date me? yes: smile no: backflip” and she did a backflip

48. “do you wanna kiss” “excuse me” he pulled out a bag of hershey’s kisses

49. when beyoncé asked all the single ladies to put their hands up I looked at my bf and

50. 7th grade, his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual birthday party

51. “she’s the bro and y’all bitches are the hoes”

[tartrazeen]

Things I appreciate in the FNaF movie as I go, but under the cut so I don't spoil things for people:

(update: watched the whole thing, excellent movie for fans, pretty fun movie for those who are new to the franchise, will be best experienced back-to-back once all the movies are out, may finally be the thing that causes MatPat's head to pop)

1. The cold open's Chekhov's Loose Screw

2. The very charming 16-bit snatch-and-grabs that Golden Bonny super casually pulled off

3. The Dream Theory book

4. The absolute mockery of the canonicity of any theory and how it "depends on what you believe" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Loved that

5. Mike's PTSD-fuelled fountain tackle

6. The very slight room for hope I have that Matthew Lillard is somehow Phone Guy but as an employment centre guy

7. The fact that they are not gonna say Mike's last name lmaooooooo

8. The obvious Evil Inspiration mood switch from Matthew Lillard as soon as he gets to Mike's last name

9. The fact that they're only barely pretending that Abby isn't actually seeing real ghosts

10. The slight possibility that Garrett is gonna be the Puppet rather than Golden Freddy

11. The suspicious hint that pictures are the most canon thing out of all the evidence we have in the series so far 👀

12. The fact that none of the letters in the sign are burnt out

13. The fact that oh my god YES Matthew Lillard is covering Phone Guy's role, but is obviously also gonna be Purple Guy, CONFIRMING ONE OF MATPAT'S ORIGINAL THEORIES RETROACTIVELY LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

14. How little Training Lady blinks

15. The training tape that ABSOLUTELY has freeze frame lore bits in it

16. baby bb :3

17. The static in the speaker gearing up to be the IT'S ME hallucination

18. Omg the five kids in the dream - is this actually proving me right about the brother being the Puppet?!

19. is that fucking matpat

20. IS THAT FUCKING MATPAT

21. DO YOU KNOW HOW SCARED I GODDAMN WAS THAT HE WASN'T GONNA BE REFERENCED IN THIS MOVIE LIKE SOME WEIRD SNUB BECAUSE NO ONE WAS TALKING ABOUT IT AND THIS GUY HAD A GODDAMN ROLE IN IT THE WHOLE TIME

22. DO YOU KNOW HOW HAPPY I AM YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

23. THIS MOVIE GETS A FREE PASS ON LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE THAT CAN HAPPEN NOW 💖😍💖😍💖😍💖😍💖😍💖😍💖

24. Also that interrupted the thing I like being that my dumb ass only now realized that "I wish somebody would buy me a ring" wasn't a reference I missed, just her saying she had a crush on Mike lmao

25. The black crying tears :3

26. 🤔 The interesting but satisfying choice to write IT'S ME in the mirror instead

27. The real possibility that they're going to make Vanessa a legit twist villain this time to make up for Security Breach

28. Bonny's eyes opening first 👀

29. Casual use of the word 'golden' to mean good lmao

30. Fuckin' Chica's stare at the other guy, narrowing her eyes like that LMAOOOOOOOOO

31. The kids havin' a little giggle on the phone

32. LMAOOOOOOO THE LOADING OF THE CUPCAKE INTO THE VENT

33. Foxy sticking to that Sixth Night in FNaF 1 from Help Wanted insta-trigger

34. The Bite of Whatever-Year-This-Is 😍

35. Vanessa's very creepy over-familarity

36. The description of Mike's family dinners matching the dinner scene in the Security Breach basement

37. Chekhov's Electric Guitar Riff

38. Abby putting a hit on Mike with the robots by scribbling his face out lol

39. The pharmacist 🤣💖

40. The actual legit deal the kids are trying to make, which is WAY more story than this series has ever had

41. This movie have the backbone to show actual on-screen violence - like, legit and genuine and soooo overdue violene, FINALLY

42. The screw paying off 👏🏽

43. The set up for Abby to actually become Baby 👀

44. The hope she'll call him the Purple Guy

45. Ahhahahahahhaha the disappointment that she didn't looooool oh well, I guess they're making that part of Security Breach canon somehow? Vanessa being his daughter? Okay

46. The genuine hope that Matthew Lillard is actually just Phone Guy, which would be amazing, because I really hope Springtrap doesn't reveal who's inside until the third movie

Edit: goddammit nvm

47. Sweet performance though, this is legit the voice Afton should've always had, not that weird British thing

48. How pissed Golden Freddy's ghost looks LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL just closing that door

49. 👀 surprisingly bad-ass end credits song

50. 🤔 the odd realization that I'm not sure that was five nights

51. >:3 bb

In conclusion:

- shockingly good!

- I can't believe there was an actual story!

- Springtrap really said "hi i'm here too but i left the car running so chop chop on this scene plz"

- The "Come Find Me" spelled at the end of credits was good 👀

- Soooooooooo incredibly excited to have MatPat slam through this and have his head exploding juggling movie-verse, book-verse, and game-verse. I think we can actually break him, you guys!! :D

[venting-town]

You know it’s bad when somebody talks to you about you being important/somebody that should be loved and them NOT doing it to groom you or anything, and you end up having a bad bodily reaction to it in response

One of my other/newer therapist came over to my house today ( she came over last Wednesday too ), and she was telling me how I was important and that I’m in control now, and she acknowledged how I didn’t have control as a child

And she told me about how my boundaries are important

When I was listening to her, my body went numb and my mind was going blank/empty

And I told her that I usually got chastised for putting even the simplest of boundaries in place, and that pretty much every basic boundary a person deserves to have was completely violated for the majority of my life.

I also told her that I was often chastised for disagreeing with others/having an opinion completely different from said person/people

And she told me that, even though my MIND knows that she ( the therapist )/other good people in my life won’t abuse me for having boundaries/opposing opinions, my BODY still hasn’t caught up/connected to it yet

But I know that’s something I’ll have to work on, even if it’s small steps

[therk900]

🍁March TC Challenge (Day 1-31)🍁

1. If you could change one thing about your TC, physical or personality-wise, what would it be? Nothing since they are already perfect! 

2. Are they “your type”, or was falling for a person like them completely unexpected? It was kind of unexpected since they are all completely different

3. If they were an ice cream flavour, what would it be? S would be dulce de leche, B would be caramel, A is more strawberries and cream, M is cookies and cream, and then N is blood orange sorbet 

4. Imagine you have a whole weekend to spend with your TC. What would you guys do? Chill out and watch a crap ton of movies. Maybe even sleep together all night

5. What’s their biggest talent? N can play guitar (well, he is learning to play it, but he can play a few songs)

6. Be honest: would you guys be a power couple or not? Maybe!

7. If they knew about your feelings, would they confront you about it or ignore it? They would most likely ignore me for life

8. Are they a good singer? I haven’t heard them sing but if I did, I would think that they are good singers

9. If you could choose an outfit that your TC had to wear every single day, what would it look like? 100% SUITS

10. Are they more academic, artistic, or athletic? What about you? S is more athletic while the rest are more academic in my opinion! I'm more on the artistic side

11. Do they inspire you as a person? A bit

12. Are they an early riser or a night owl? I feel like A and S would be night owls while the rest would be early risers

13. Have you ever made each other angry or upset? If so, how did you reconcile? I’ve never made any of them mad, luckily!

14. Do you ever find yourself imitating them, either consciously or unconsciously? Yes! I catch myself doing it all the time. Even the little things

15. What do you think their love language is? What’s yours? S and A may be acts of service, B may be words of affirmation, M's and N's love language is definitely quality time. Mine would be physical touch

16. Have they taught you anything that isn’t school related? Valuable life lessons, insights on how you feel about yourself, etc.? We have talked about everything and anything

17. What would they have to do to make you lose feelings for them? Nothing 

18. Are they introverted or extroverted? What about you? They are all extroverts while I’m an introvert

19. Who’s more likely to start rambling about their interests while the other listens? Most likely me tbh

20. Do you feel guilty about having feelings for your TC? Kind of

21. Are you insecure about them liking another student more than you? Yes but no. I understand if they have a more favourite student

22. What kind of hairstyle would you love to see them in? MESSY HAIR

23. Do you think they trust you? I have no idea. It kind of seems like it

24. What’s the most comedic moment that’s occurred between you two? I fell in front of S once on a rainy day. It was so funny but embarrassing 

25. Have you ever drawn them or written about them to vent your feelings? I have written about them a couple times

26. How do you feel when you’re around them? Are you so nervous that you can’t concentrate, or do you just feel happy that you get to spend time with them? I have a good feeling when I’m around them. But sometimes i get nervous around M, especially when i'm asking them a question in front of the class

27. Do you guys have any inside jokes? A and I have some inside jokes which is nice

28. Do their morals, principles, or political views align with yours? I don’t know

29. Have you ever tried to get over them? Kind of. When I first started liking A, I was denying it at first, it then started to really get to me, so I just gave in. I am currently trying to get over B, which is sad, mainly because it’s kind of working. 

30. If someone nice your age showed up in your life and you caught feelings for them, would you move on from your TC? Maybe and maybe not, tbh. It would maybe die down a bit, but I would still have some feelings for them

31. Have you ever said or done something that, in hindsight, might have been hurtful to them? Have they ever done the same to you? I don’t think I’ve really said anything to them or vise versa. But when B said that he was leaving, that hurt me to the core.

[shes-a-badkid]

Thoughts while reading “The House of Hades” with my nephew-

1. My girl Hazel already being a boss, you got this girl!

2. Annabeth saving her seaweed brain, nothing new there. And I love to see it. (Seriously, if you don’t love them together don’t even talk to me)

3. Rick- we have talked about you messing with my son Leo. Just let him have a good day with no bad dreams or guilt

4. Kelly is still the worst

5. I adore Frank with everything I have and I would love to be able to change into a dog to sleep too.

6. Okay- someone give my children therapy, because the amount of guilt they all have for things that they shouldn’t is out of control

7. My poor Nico, everyone always feels all weird around him, now I need to go hug my kitten named Nico

8. Frank needed to vent by killing all those monsters, and honestly that’s a vibe

9. I am obsessed with Bob. He can be with my loves Tyson and Ella 🖤

10. “Do you have a pen?” “You’re kidding, right?” “Yes, but can you actually write with it?” “I… I don’t know.” The exchange I feel like everyone wanted to happen at some point

11. Hades playing all coy with Hazel, I love to see it

12. Ohh Bob! I adore you!

13. My girl Annabeth did it once again, got Rachel her message, and my boy Grover came along with her

14. Octavius continues to be the worst

15. About halfway through this book and Piper is borderline set dressing at this point. Like I loved her when she first appeared, but man in the last book she kind of annoyed me and she’s like not in this. I am disappointed. I know she can do so much more! Give it to me!

16. Okay, is it possible for a satyr and a cloud nymph to have kids? Because that’s what I really want to happen for them

17. Seriously why does everyone hate on my poor sweet Nico? I know he’s the son of Hades and like death aura or whatever, but he is my son and I need him to have love

18. Oh Nico, it’s okay. Everyone had a crush on Percy

19. OH MY GOD! I somehow missed that they named the cat Small Bob and I love it so much

20. Honestly, Annabeth pissing off someone into doing what she wants them to do is such a vibe

21. Damasen my poor sweet peaceful giant. I will collect all my little misfit toys in this series!

22. FINALLY Piper does something! And in the most mean girl way! YES! This is what I’ve been wanting from her! This is the Piper I missed and have been waiting on

23. My boy Leo is so fucking smart and I will never get tired of it, I mean he like made a make shift helicopter or whatever as he was falling from the sky!

24. Sassy Leo on the beach might be my favorite

25. Okay… Calypso and Leo… I kind of like it. If she does anything to hurt my child I will RAGE! You hear that Rick?! I will rage

26. They got married!!! And I was right! She’s pregnant! Yes! I love it! 🖤🖤🖤

27. And he brought in Clarice! (And I will defend my love of Clarice until the end of time, she’s a ball of rage and I vibe with that) I just love Coach Hedge so much

28. Frank being a badass, I am always here for it

29. Not me tearing up over Bob being the best and holding the button

30. “Who knows what will be?” Are you kidding me?! I’m not a crying mess! Shut up

31. My Hades babies 🖤 I adore my kiddos of the dead

32. I really like Jason being Nico’s buddy. Like yes! Give my sweet boy someone he views as a friend

[pegasister60]

NO. 26 NO ONE LEFT BEHIND

Separated I Rope Burns | "Why did you save me?"

Of course Doctor Sivana crawls out from whatever hole he was licking his wounds in after what went down in Metropolis. Of course.

You have no idea how he fucking found you when you were nowhere near the lightning strike but as long as there are no little worms around you might be able to salvage this situation.

Your small body can't handle any more blessings right now (read: for the next few weeks, probably), but you have other tricks. Solomon's working his magic trying to figure out what the cuffs do besides eat your lightning. Achilles is beside you keeping your head clear. Atlas is still being a real one as the metal cuffs irritate your hand and your wrists.

And you've got to get out of here.

Wherever here is.

You can still speak. So either the guy's confident his invention can take what you dish out or he wants you to keep zapping them. Until Solomon lets you know which is more likely you'll refrain from shouting the Wizard's name.

Exits. There's a vent you probably won't be able to reach without divine intervention or a ladder. You're short on both at the moment but you keep it in mind. The door to wherever here is doesn't have a knob on this side but that doesn't matter. If you can free your hands you can probably fuck with the latch or go for the hinges that Sivana should really have thought to hide from you.

He took all your shit but you're willing to unscrew the hinges the hard way.

That's Plan A. Plan B is to keep summoning the lightning strikes at an angle and busting down walls to brute force a way out. You'd still have the cuffs on but even if there's a tracker in them, he'd have to chase you.

Plan C is using the Power of Zeus anyway and teleporting out of the cuffs. You really don't want to get to Plan C.

--

Whumptober: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, ALT 12, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, ALT 1, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31.

[rene-docile-universe]

contrat d'esclave

1- L'esclave reconnaît que son seul mais est d'obéir, de servir et de donner du plaisir au Maître

2- L'esclave suce sans hésitation la queue, les couilles, les pieds, l'anus ou toute autre partie du corps de son Maître. il peut être forcé de lécher tout objet désigné par le Maître

3- L'esclave tient sa bouche et son cul toujours propre et prêt au service du Maître et de ses amis, en tous lieux et à toute heure.

4- L'esclave n'a pas le droit de toucher sa queue directement (pour se laver il prend un gant de toilette). il n'a pas le droit de branler ni juter. S'il manque à cette règle il sera durement puni y compris avec une ceinture de chasteté

5- Tout ce qui appartenais à l'esclave est la propriété du Maître qui en fait ce qu'il veut (vente, don, mise à la poubelle)

6- L'esclave porte les vêtements que le Maître décide. Il ne porte que des vêtements d'occasion et ne porte jamais de slips ni autres sous vêtements.

7- L'esclave boit la pisse du Maître ou de ses amis, directement ou dans une écuelle.

8- L'esclave est insulté par le Maître même en public (chien, salope, connard…)

9- Toutes les phrases de l'esclave commencent et se terminent par Maître en privé et Monsieur en public.

10- L'esclave a toujours les yeux baissés et une attitude de soumission que ce soit en privé ou en public

11- L'esclave demande l'autorisation pour toute action à faire même de simplement parler.

12- L'esclave n'utilise aucun meuble. il s'assoit et se couche par terre.

13- L'esclave se place toujours où son Maître le lui dit et attends d'autres ordres sans bouger

14- L'esclave garde sa pilosité sexuelle mais a les cheveux toujours coupés très courts (1 mm sur le côté et 2 mm au centre style militaire)

15- L'esclave ne porte ni barbe ni moustache

16- L'esclave vit nu chez lui et chez le Maître. Lorsqu'il doit accueillir le Maître ou un de ses amis, il se met à genoux tête basse, embrasse les chaussures puis les genoux puis la bosse du Maître.

17-l'esclave demande la permission de sortir, se lever, se coucher, manger, aller aux toilettes… Le Maître peut refuser sa permission sauf pour aller au travail.

18- Un plug ou un godet ordonné par le Maître doit être conservé en place jusqu'à ce que le Maître ordonne de l'enlever. il est alors sucé par l'esclave pour être nettoyé

19- Le Maître peut imposer une ceinture de chasteté uniquement de la queue ou totale (queue et cul)

20- L'esclave fait parvenir au Maître un rapport quotidien détaillé de toutes ses activités. Si le Maître le juge incomplet ou faux l'esclave sera puni

21- Sauf sur ordre du Maître, l'esclave marche toujours un pas derrière le Maître

22- L'esclave assure la maintenance de l'appartement du Maître et de son appartement. Après autorisation du Maître il achète les pièces nécessaires sur ses fonds propres.

23- L'esclave fait tous les travaux domestiques du Maître : nettoyage, lavage, lessive, repassage…

24- L'esclave fait les deux enchaînements de 30 minutes matin et soir prodigués par le Maître pour s'entretenir

25- En public l'esclave fait tout pour ne pas attirer l'attention tout en gardant une attitude soumise et respectueuse

26- Sans ordres du Maître l'esclave ne modifie pas son comportement à aucun moment

27- Le Maître peut suspendre tout ou partie des règles s'il le désire

28- L'esclave ne peut obéir à quelqu'un d'autre que sur ordre formel du Maître.

29 L'esclave remet au Maître tout cadeau qu'il reçoit

30- L'esclave ne mange pas et ne boit pas en public sauf ordre de son Maître. En privé il mange dans une écuelle posée au sol.

31- L'esclave est puni lorsqu'il manque à une de ces règles

32- L'esclave sait que le Maître a et peut avoir d'autres esclaves

33- L'esclave n'a pas d'autre Maître que le Maître sauf si celui-ci le décide

34- Les punitions peuvent être :

- liens et contentions fortes (carcan, pilori)

- piquet prolongé (minimum 1 heure)

- enfermement au cachot ou au cabinet noir

- bâillon et cagoule

- humiliations intenses y compris en public

- châtiment corporel à la main, à la règle, au paddle, à la canne, à la ceinture, au fouet

- torture électrique

- exposition nu ou en tenue humiliante (y compris sur le net)

- port de plug, gode, chasteté pendant des périodes prolongées

- toute autre punition décidée par le Maître

Moi, l'esclave,

je donne librement mon consentement à toutes ces règles, j'accepte d'être prêté ou loué par le Maître, j'accepte d'être un objet sexuel pour le Maître et ses amis, j'accepte d'être violé en tout temps et tout lieux que le Maître décidea, j'accepte que le Maître prenne toute photo et vidéo et en fasse ce qu'il souhaite, y compris leur publication sur le net,

Je donne accès librement à mon Maître à tous mes comptes financiers, tous mes logins et codes de connexions.

[best-td2021-ship]

UPDATE: SEEKING PROPAGANDA!

Thanks to that influx of asks last night, we're up to a legit bracket size of 128! The new matchups are down below, and same thing as before: bold = zero propaganda or emojis only, but everyone could use more love! 🫶

Approx 36 hours until polls start!!

Round 1 matchups:

1) Jarlo (Jared x Milo) vs Vicaige (Vic x Paige)

2) #Joke (Jordan x Mike) vs Charlike (Charlie x Mike)

3) Dribby (Drew x Libby) vs Drewstyna (Drew x Chrystyna)

4) Chadlie (Chad x Charlie) vs Bamboe (Bambi x Chloe)

5) Adios (Ada x Rio) vs Sethdan (Seth x Jordan)

6) Cordarren (Cordelia x Darren) vs Haybell (Hayden x Izzy)

7) Meric (Matt x Beric) vs O'ković (Piper x Mads)

8) Rada (Ren x Ada) vs Coled (Cole x Jared)

9) Dannola (Dannie x Lola) vs Punkhistorian (Roxy x Piper)

10) Addisther (Addison x Esther) vs Loss (Leaf x Moss)

11) Andred (Drew x Jared) vs Colie (Cole x Charlie)

12) Lizola (Liza x Lola) vs Paigike (Paige x Mike)

13) Jordstyna (Jordan x Chrystyna) vs Vicdan (Vic x Jordan)

14) Chrysambi (Chrystyna x Bambi) vs Bun Buds (Darren x Cole x Daniel)

15) Bambola (Bambi x Lola) vs Libdan (Libby x Jordan)

16) The Babes (Darren x Milo x Paige x Vic) vs Jordarren (Jordan x Darren)

17) Campbellal (Vic x Lola) vs Mikecest (Mike x himself)

18) Chadarren (Chad x Darren) vs Darrike (Darren x Mike)

19) Milke (Milo x Mike) vs Danole (Daniel x Cole)

20) Colestyna (Cole x Chrystyna) vs Bambole (Bambi x Cole)

21) Coledan (Cole x Jordan) vs Lolaniel (Lola x Daniel)

22) Mosslie (Moss x Charlie) vs Mikrew (Mike x Drew)

23) Jordola (Jordan x Lola) vs Vichloestyna (Vic x Chloe x Chrystyna)

24) Chlostyna (Chloe x Chrystyna) vs Mikole (Mike x Cole)

25) Mikribby (Mike x Drew x Libby) vs Vicstyna (Vic x Chrystyna)

26) Darrestyna (Darren x Chrystyna) vs Leafza (Leaf x Liza)

27) Charlola (Charlie x Lola) vs Chleaf (Chloe x Leaf)

28) Cola (Cole x Lola) vs Damboe (Daniel x Bambi x Chloe)

29) Charcola (Charlie x Cole x Lola) vs Jordza (Jordan x Liza)

30) Breasties (Cole x Libby) vs ">6'0"" (Drew x Leaf x Vic x Darren)

31) Cordeliannisa (Cordelia x Annisa) vs Danison (Daniel x Addison)

32) Darrizzy (Darren x Izzy) vs Annielric (Annisa x Daniel x Beric)

33) Julidan (Julian x Jordan) vs Bimboclown (Chloe x Rio)

34) Russanwallaghan (Paige x Annisa x Cordelia x Piper) vs Parkatsalaw (Daniel x Julian x Cole)

35) The Last Placers (Leaf x Manny x Mike x Jordan x Isaac) vs Lizaniel (Liza x Daniel)

36) Livic (Liv x Vic) vs Chliv (Chloe x Liv)

37) Roxisa (Roxy x Annisa) vs Miper (Milo x Piper)

38) Hayvic (Hayden x Vic) vs Lawkats (Cole x Julian)

39) Casseth (Cassie x Seth) vs Moorigues (Addison x Rio)

40) Loleveryone (Lola x the rest of the cast) vs Darrer (Darren x Piper)

41) Piperio (Piper x Rio) vs Isaannie (Isaac x Dannie)

42) Cassilo (Cassie x Milo) vs Emoskaterclown (Izzy x Hayden x Rio)

43) Skizzy (Skylar x Izzy) vs Colennisambi (Cole x Annisa x Bambi)

44) Jarethdenlo (Jared x Seth x Hayden x Milo) vs Isaac² (Isaac x Izzy)

45) Berilo (Beric x Milo) vs Lizadoe (Liza x Mads x Chloe)

46) Dannisa (Dannie x Annisa) vs Maddisola (Mads x Addison x Lola)

47) Skaterpunk (Hayden x Roxy) vs Raige (Roxy x Paige)

48) Rodrusso (Rio x Paige) vs Rosky (Roxy x Skylar)

49) Haystyna (Hayden x Chrystyna) vs Pipdelia (Piper x Cordelia)

50) Drio (Drew x Rio) vs Ribby (Rio x Libby)

51) Dads (Dannie x Mads) vs Riodan (Rio x Jordan)

52) Julison (Julian x Addison) vs Cordarrener (Cordelia x Darren x Piper)

53) Piloss (Piper x Milo x Moss) vs Skaterclown (Hayden x Rio)

54) Channisa (Charlie x Annisa) vs Pibambi (Piper x Bambi)

55) "<5'5"" (Annisa x Cassie x Jared x Jordan x Liv x Lola) vs Lizanison (Liza x Daniel x Addison)

56) Jarethden (Jared x Seth x Hayden) vs Paibbyden (Paige x Libby x Hayden)

57) Rioxy (Rio x Roxy) vs Parkatsaros (Daniel x Julian)

58) Bearic (Bear x Beric) vs Jarent (Jared x Vent)

59) Lolnat (Lola x Nat) vs Berony (Beric x getting stranded on Boney Island)

60) Chlivesther (Chloe x Liv x Esther) vs Jorsther (Jordan x Esther)

61) Jeren (Jeremy the intern x Ren) vs Bedwic (Bedward x Vic)

62) (Chrystyna x Viewer) vs Flowerclown (Esther x Rio)

63) (Matt x Viewer) vs (Beric x Viewer)

64) (Matt x Beric x Viewer) vs (Moss x Viewer)