#warm beers

[beybuniki]

warm welcome

[ceilidho]

the ultimate ghoap x reader dynamic is Soap having a wayyyyy higher sex drive than Ghost (because Simon's a bit older and honestly Johnny just constantly needs to come or he gets all worked up and barky and restless) so Ghost just lets Soap borderline maul you to keep him occupied. lets him go crazy on you whenever Soap's feeling pent up because, that way, when Ghost wants you to just sit on his dick and cockwarm him during a football game or something, he can tell the silly pup to scram because he's already had his turn.

[shift-shaping]

Do y'all think Wisdom was basically Solas's therapist so when it was murdered he was like "well time to be really unwell again I guess" and just really committed to never getting better

[maxpaulll]

Tank/Darlin my BELOVED, put down the beer, I can smell it from here /j

[slanax]

Post-canon Akane and Junpei Zeroescape discuss baby names

Akane, wanting to make a cute little inside bit that Sigma and Phi would find really sweet: How about Quark? The Morphogenetic Field: :) Junpei, instantly and violently recalling 45 years of post-apocalypse, his adopted grandson, and another FUCKING death game for good measure: hhhhhh

[inafieldofdaisies]

Character Inspiration | Deputy Calahan Hartley

tagging some of Calahan's fans, @josephseedismyfather @josephslittledeputy @strangefable @strafethesesinners @socially-awkward-skeleton @voidika @poisonedtruth @theelderhazelnut @florbelles @direwombat @madparadoxum @nightbloodbix @adelaidedrubman 🤍

[bumblebeeplease]

Sam really is just doing all the work here single handedly reluctantly reuniting the USA. I just got the junk dealer’s gf back to him and Sam’s just told to keep going.

I’d say Sam needs a raise but I don’t think he gets paid.

This poor man needs a day off. I need to find more of those hot springs and force some time off for him.

[batarangsoundsdumb]

btw when phoebe bridgers said 'got a stack of mail and a tall can, it's a shower beer, it's a payment plan' did she know the thought of shower beers would haunt me for the rest of my life?

[teruel-a-witch]

'two gays guys on their beach watching the sunset'

(as far as I'm concerned this is the last shot of the show then fadeout)

[coffeestainedcashmere]

friday evening hot yoga was the right call after an exhaustingly chaotic week.

[somepancakeonline5377]

This is my son Santana from JoJo’s Bizzare Adventure: Part 2 Battle Tendency he is unwell and his fathers have abandoned him. If you donate money to me I will use it to cover him in milk and slam him agaisint the wall please and thank you

[pendraegon]

you know what they say. americans love cheeseburger.

[476b]

the last 1/4 of a beer is basically undrinkable why does no one talk about this

[syn0vial]

so convenient for me that the bad guys in this game keep giving astarion perfectly IC reasons to murder their asses

[rustbeltjessie]

April 27: That day we did a bunch of gardening, and we grilled ribs and sweet corn, and it was warm enough to sit on the patio and drink a beer while wearing a tank top and I was so happy.

[castielafflicted]

me: yeah i dont like the flavor of fermented drinks me, trying another fermented drink: surely this will be different