#we are legally married

[jhutchissupercool]

I love my husband (I wanna hug him so hard he can’t breathe 🤭)

[marsconer]

GUYS I KNOW IM LATE AND WE GOT CANCELLED BUT HEAR ME OUT

[historyofmemes]

News everyone! Greece is now the first Orthodox Christian country to legalize civil same-sex marriage!

The same bill also gives same-sex couples full parental rights!

[ftmsteveraglan]

the fnaf movie really was a win for bisexuals. we got:

-sad pathetic wet cat short king who's actually a single mother

-evil dilf who's canonically gross and stinky and calls himself daddy

-perfect angel woman who has never done anything wrong in her entire life fighting through the horrors™

-matpat

[mskrysta-art]

chat is it ok to simp for a character from a game you know nothing about ...

[winepresswrath]

tbh all jiang cheng ships are hypothetically good to me because jiang cheng is just so not in a good place for dating or marriage. no one should wife him up which is why anyone wifing him up has great comedy potential. it is a situation you're putting him in where he's forced to cope with intimacy and the possibility of betrayal or rejection. he's going be thinking about his parents' marriage except for the times he's going to be thinking about his sister and his redacted. and also there is the potential for someone to die horribly and leave him alone with a baby. again.

[yardsards]

you ever wonder if part of the reason namari was drawn to the floke party (other than the money) is because they're a *family*, and her only known family member abandoned her and left her to clean up his mess? do you think that that made it all the more painful when mr. tansu treated her like an expendable meat shield? do you think when she asked to be a real member of their party, she meant that she wanted to be a member of their family?

[theleafling]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IT IS FINALLY HAPPENING ELLEN AND PAM TIED THE KNOT I AM BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS

[jenzel]

her Fleetway outfits were so

[somecunttookmyurl]

all the while society conflates "being an adult" with "having a proper job" and "having money to make arbitrary Adult Purchases" disabled people who can't work - or can only work part time or can only do entry level baby jobs - will never be 'allowed' to be adults

you can say "being an adult is looking after yourself you don't have to have a job!!!" all you want but most people who say that will still assume anybody who doesn't either can't or won't 'look after themselves' actually. and every 'marker' of 'adulthood' that's observable and thus actually counts or whatever loops back around to... having a job and 'contributing' something

[fluctuating-fanby]

"Why did Cecil mention Carlos's hair greying as if it hasn't been grey since the moment we met him??"

Possible Explanation: Finknor straight-up forgot somehow, or otherwise ignored it for the sake of the bit

Reasonable Explanation: Cecil is being sarcastic/passive-aggressive, this is just a character moment to show that he's still pissed at Carlos

Unhinged Explanation: THE SCIENTISTS MESSING WITH PORTALS FUCKED UP THE TIMELINE AGAIN, AND IT'S AFFECTING CARLOS'S HAIR ALA THE TELLY ENDING OF EP 133 ARE YOU SURE

[berlinini]

just two besties sharing a hoodie 🥰

(Oli in Boston / Louis in Sheffield)

[vampirewhohuntsvampires]

guys its fuckign jover. was talking about how much i loved wedding ceremonies as a concept and as a childhood dream thing with my friend which spiraled into talking about dream weddings. Like first of all? I need a monster hunter wedding this is non negotiable. I dont know how I'm going to make that work but I am

Secondarily, I was working on like a theoretical wedding dress. Like I'm masculine on all my days but in a wedding? IM WEARING THAT DRESS!!!!! Those wedding swords would be cool as fuck too

[sorin-in-the-sixth-sense]

Fondly remembering the time a snater claimed that snape calling lily lily potter proves that he only saw her as another man’s object. For calling her by her legal name

[hopezzy]

yi said i’m going to throw my best friend the gayest romantic intimate two-person bachelor party ever and it will be totally normal and not weird at all