"Snape was just petty."
Ahh... Yes... Years of tormenting, getting SA'd infront of the whole school, and almost getting killed is just being petty... SUREE...
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Lily: why is Regulus always so quiet
Sirius: how am I supposed to know
Regulus, eavesdropping from across the room (internally): you can't have voice dysphoria if you never speak
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Euphemia: I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond
Sirius: Aww!
Euphemia: You're like the child that I wish that I had
Walburga: Uh, what?
Euphemia: I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned
Walburga: Hold on now!
Euphemia, while slowly turing her head toward Walburga: It's a little funny, you could almost call me... Moooom!
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Hogwarts never knew...
Sirius, spitting: comment s'est passee ta journee ?(How was your day?)
Regulus, hissing: Slughorn etait un con aujourd'hui (Slughorn was a dick today)
The whole school, who thinks their fighting: COOL
James and Remus, who learnt French to impress their respective crushes: WTF
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i’m convinced that we as a fandom all decided that James’ middle initial is F, not just because his fathers name is Fleamont but purely so Regulus (or Lily, or any other love interest) could have their “ugh James Fucking Potter” moment.
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Grant is a better person then Remus or Sirius will ever be
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Team Tall Remus
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people say that the wizarding war ended in 1999 or whatever but the true war will end once snape stans and marauder fans stop aimlessly arguing over which characters are morally applicable to like and which aren’t and just accept that its okay to like either of them. it literally does not matter whatsoever
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look at LIKEAFUNERALL’S new posttttt I feel like you’ll like it
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i’m on the FLOOOOOOOOOR
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Lily: so you think reg is a red flag ?
Evan: Come on , there’s no redder flag than the Black’s
Lily: and what flag are you then ? A green or a red ?
Evan: my flag is gray, white and purple babe
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But, obviously, we all know the answer to this one. The answer is obviously the most badass, super hot, tall, super cool, super strong but also super tragic Sirius 'Padfoot Best Friend of James Potter' Black but since everyone would choose that one, I refrained myself from giving that as an option.
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omg i think i just made my grandma a wolfstar shipper 👀
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Writing Sirius raising Harry is fun because it’s just an excuse for me to shit on the Malfoys 🥰 Under no circumstances would Sirius associate with them or allow Harry to be friends with Draco! Not that Harry would want to, of course, because Draco is a slimy ferret. 🥰🥰
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I feel like Sirius Black would like be able to actually growl even when not in animagus form. Like i had a friend before who could literally just bare her teeth and make a noise in her throat that sounded exactly like a growl and I feel like Sirius would be able to do that. I personally can’t do it and it seems like some kinda of weird talent that you can either do or just can’t at all but i think Sirius absolutely would be able to and would growl at anybody at random times and whenever he wanted to avoid answering a question or something. It just feels like something he would do. He’d be like one of those adorable tiny dogs that growl to make themselves more intimidating but really it just makes him look funny and even more cute. Also he bites people to show affection. Especially with Remus. (I stand by that) That is all.
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Wolfstar 2
I love how everyone would assume that Sirius was the one making 'grand gestures' in a relationship but in wolfstar it's actually the total opposite. Like no one would guess totally 'sarcastic, quiet lupin' to start karaoke singing to his lover, which makes it all the better. And then you would see a full-on /red/ Sirius Black trying to spit out words.
-then James is like, "HA BOTTOM" to Sirius-
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Sirius black would love Ayesha erotica
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