Oh my god, im fucking dying
Each week, Lizzie gives Sam a single stuffed animal plushie as part of her gift-giving love language. She believes Sam is taking good care of them and putting them on her bed as part of her dorm décor. You know, having tea parties and cuddling them! Funky lil' dudes hanging out and about!
Instead, Sam uses them as an example for the animals if they don't do as she says.
Needless to say,
This week was a big catch! Sam got 8 mini Ezmereldas : )
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i actually am really funny you just dont get it
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The Creature kissing Lisa's face three times made me INSANE. This is ROMANCE.
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the thing about jojo yaoi is theres a lot of it that's really good but despite it's massive popularity jotakak is not one of them. you can make jotakak good if you're willing to put in a lot of work building your mind palace which is fair because a lot of jojo requires a mind palace to make good. but i'm just not sure why in a world that has so much yaoi on offer you'd spend your mental energy on jotakak
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something that is so important to me is that blake is not even a little bit smooth. she's all cheesy smiles and bad dance moves and awkward hand touches. this bitch has gotten by on the fact that people just fall in love with her when they exist in the same space as her for too long. she's literally too pretty to know how to flirt
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the guy I'm dating says "you should have sex with me because I love you" but the sun makes me happier anytime I am near and my mother wants to know everything about me and I wash my skin and brush my hair and my dad teaches me math and my dog jumps on me and my grandma eats lunch with me and my friends hide their drugs from me because they really love me
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