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sivavakkiyar · 14 days
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Once upon a time, Arjuna was scouting ahead of his army and walked on the shore seperating the continent from Lanka. He gazed over the sea, marveling at the ocean that the monkeys had built an entire bridge over to carry Lord Rama, just so he could rescue his wife. He marveled, and marveled; and then, suddenly, he scoffed. “An entire bridge!” He laughed. “And he needed a bunch of monkeys to do it for him! I suppose old heroes aren’t so great after all. I could build a bridge with just my arrows from my inexhaustible quiver, here. Monkeys nothing.”
At hearing this, an old monkey who was nearby came scurrying up. “Excuse me, did I just hear you say you were superior to Lord Rama?” the wizened old monkey asked, confused. “Darn tootin’,” Arjuna said anachronistically. The monkey started stomping the ground in anger. “No, no! You shouldn’t talk about Lord Rama like that! Besides, you’re not even smart. Maybe you could make a bridge for yourself with your arrows. But Lord Rama had to carry an entire monkey army with him.”
Arjuna says “Uh, no, I could do that.” The old monkey says “No, you couldn’t. Apologize to Lord Rama.” Arjuna says “He’s not even around, Monkey! And yes, I could! Frankly, you should be less worried about respecting a dead king and respect the man in front of you!” The old monkey says “Look, if you can make a bridge that could even hold up a frail old monkey like me, I’ll bow and scrape at your feet.” Arjuna says “You’re on, stupid old monkey.” So he shoots his arrows. Starts building a bridge. It’s impressive, for a bridge made out of arrows that are shot. And once it just gets going—-
The monkey suddenly isn’t an old monkey anymore. He’s turned giant—-he’s young—-he’s Hanuman himself! Arjuna looks terrified. Hanuman taps the bridge with his pinky toe and it falls to pieces. “Well?” Hanuman says, satisfied. Arjuna, who’s never allowed himself to be humiliated in his life, just starts building the bridge again. Hanuman breaks it again. This goes on for like an hour or something.
Eventually, while they’re doing this, Lord Krishna—-who you will remember, is Lord Rama himself!—-comes to both of them and says ‘what the hell is happening?’ They both explain what had happened, and Krishna shakes his head and corrects them. “Arjuna, you shouldn’t be so proud! Rama was a great king! Proper respect is important!”
And then he turns to Hanuman and says “Hanuman, Arjuna is a great prince and really important and stuff. Don’t make him feel bad. That’s just as bad. I know you promised to defend Rama [me] all the time but that doesn’t count here because Arjuna’s self esteem is soooOooo important. Pretty much the new main character, here.”
@anneemay God I hate the guy so much. Frat boy energy all over the place. That’s not even one of the bad stories, it’s one of the ones I can tell and keep things light. The bad stories are world historical crimes (Ekalavya etc)
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evidently-endless · 1 month
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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months
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Must be a Sugondese joke.
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officialspec · 3 months
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modern au but set in brisbane. is this anything
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cracklewink · 2 months
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My Mane 6 Redesigns all together! I was going to post them separately but ended up finishing them all before I got around to it lol
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hofudlaus · 11 months
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also posting these two on their own :-) based on This post by @outpastthemoat
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magentagalaxies · 2 years
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i love you singers whose vocals sound desperate i love you musicians who sound like if you don’t get this song out you’re going to explode i love you songs that sound like they’re dragging the vocalist with them 80 miles per hour down the highway tied to the back of a truck i love you voice cracks in emotional songs i love you unique voices i love you music that disturbs the comfortable and comforts the disturbed
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inkskinned · 8 months
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hey btw if you're in the USA at  2:20 p.m. ET on Wednesday, Oct. 4, they're testing the emergency broadcast system. your phone is probably going to make a really loud noise, even if it's on silent. there's a backup date on the 11th if they need to postpone it.
if you're not in a safe situation and have an extra phone, you should turn that phone completely off beforehand.
additionally, if you're like me, and are easily startled; i recommend treating it like a party. have a countdown or something. be surrounded by your loved ones. take the actions you personally need to take to make yourself safe.
i have already seen mockery towards any person who feels nervous about this. for the record, it completely, completely valid to have "emergency broadcast sounds" be an anxiety trigger. do not let other people make fun of you for that. emergency sounds are legitimately engineered to make us take action; those of us with high levels of anxiety and/or neurodivergence are already pre-disposed to have a Bad Time. sometimes it is best to acknowledge that the situation will be triggering for some, and to prepare for that; rather than just saying "well that's stupid, it's just a test."
"loud scary sound time" isn't like, my favorite thing, but we can at least try to prevent some additional anxiety by preparing for it. maybe get yourself a cake? noise cancelling headphones? the new hozier album? whatever helps. love u, hope you're okay. we are gonna ride it out together.
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ryssbelle · 1 month
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Drew a bunch of Marinettes in a bunch of different artists styles it was a lot of fun!!
Artists who's styles I mimicked: @buggachat @hamsternamedmarinette @ladybeug @sabertoothwalrus and @anna-scribbles all epic artists 🤟😎
#my art#marinette dupain cheng#miraculous ladybug#miraculous fanart#style mimic#sorry for the @s btw#yall should go follow those artists if you dont already also#this was sort of inspired by a post the three artists on the top row made#i think they all got together and drew with one another#which is really cool#but i was genuinely confused because i mimic styles a lot#and ive seen others do it too so i was just like#wow they really know each others styles really well#until i thought about it and read their posts some more#style mimicking is really freaking fun and i think its really good practice#and a good way to explore other ways of doing things#like you really have to learn new techniques and get out of your comfort zone#also anna scribbles i could not find a recent pic of marinette in her main outfit#so thats the only marinette i drew in different clothes cuz i couldnt find a more recent ref of you drawing it#anna scribble marinette has privileges thats the others dont#but ye#i also threw my own style in there as a frame of reference to what me draw like#ive drawn marinette before just not in a loooong while#sabertooth walrus was the hardest for me to mimic cuz they have a broad range in their style#so its like which sabertooth do i wanna be in this pic#Buggachat has such a distinct style thats very clean and consistent which is amazing so they were easy#being easy or hard arent bad things either it also has to do with like styles meeting up with one another#buggachats and mine arent too too different in some shapes and aspects#so yeah itd be easier plus they drew marinette like 3 sec ago so i have more recent of a ref#as opposed to sabertooth who i have a recent ref of ladybug but not marinette so we got two diff styles in one
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verflares · 1 month
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i thought i felt your shape, but i was wrong. really all i felt was falsely strong, i held on tight and closed my eyes. it was dumb, i had no sense of your size. it was dumb to hold so tight.
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mobius-m-mobius · 8 months
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Lokius in Loki 2x01 - "Ouroboros"
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ruenii · 1 year
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Tim, [pointing his staff at the human traffickers]: YOU ARE OUTGUNNED
Jason, [hyping him up]: WHAT?
Tim: OUTMANNED!
Jason: WHAT?!
Tim: OUTNUMBERED OUTPLANNED
Jason: PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES!
Tim: PUT YOUR GUNS DOWN ON MY COMMAND
Jason: HAND EM OVER!!
Tim: THIS IS HAMILTON MY RIGHT HAND MAN!
Jason, [getting his guns out]: PWO PWO PWO PWO PWO-
Goons: *shaking* what the FUCK are Batman feeding his partners--
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gomzdrawfr · 1 month
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shake that booty
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puppyeared · 5 months
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my attempt at making a fursona
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clowningaroundmars · 25 days
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aaaaand done!
hobieposes 4 u <3
some ppl seemed to like the sketch i posted and then deleted so here u go ↓
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