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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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I love how Gerald was trying to keep Shadow from spoiling anything about the future meanwhile literally everything Shadow says and does around Maria is the biggest death flag ever
#in fairness i’m sure both past robotniks just assumed her illness would be what killed her h a#sxsg#sxsg spoilers#sonic x shadow generations#shadow the hedgehog#maria robotnik#ark siblings#sonic#comic#my art#doodles#so this was pretty much entirely done 24 hours ago#but ironically was distracted from posting earlier by playing sxsg#and then watching snapcube play it cause her delight is addicting#i’m missing 2 chests and 2 bolts and I wanna see if I can pull it off without a guide haha#anyways now I’m thinking about the fact that maria and gerald probably went back to their time assuming maria would die of her sickness#and how that would change their respective behaviors#i bet gerald would be holding out that maria would still live a bit longer#just cause shadow inadvertently revealed he’s from at least 50 years in the future due to having met black doom before#(which rewatching cutscenes to remember this quote he Did try to play off a little bit with some sort of#‘oh what do you think the alien squid meant by ’this time i’ll beat you’ that’s so crazy’ comment)#so hey maybe it wasn’t a perfect cure but she managed to live another 10-20 years at least?#all the more reason to press harder surely!#meanwhile maria is coming to terms with her mortality at age 14 or whatever she is#frankly I bet she came to terms with it long ago the way she seems to be written#okay back to snapcube
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always brother
#gemitus#disco elysium#this is the check where harry can deduce annette is biting her nails but tbh what does thinking about killing famous people#have to do with the odds. is he just too distracted by thinking of killing famous people to pay attention
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I don't think I'm meant to be employed. It really cuts into my goofy silly haha time. and it makes it nearly impossible to have any wow life is beautiful let me take it in time.
#guess what our employee appreciation gift was. a chair. 100+ dollars on a camping chair for each HQ employee? why not just...#i was just like gee. glad u appreciate me. u ever heard of how companies can shower u with free swag but it doesnt distract from the#horrible culture???#like yes dont give us that 100 dollars but give me an ugly chair with our company logo that i had to lug up a hill.#im just tired of this aspect of HR i think. need me some new scenery
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he needs him by his side
#that stupid face that hes always pulling 😭#bumblebee#b 127#optimus prime#transformers one#transformers#his weird son that he freaking loves so much#hes like “whats my job” and op is like “uhh idk u can guard me”#and he takes it so seriously and is like rolling around striking poses with his knife hands making sure his dad is safe#jazz is like “hey man” and hes like “STATE YOUR PURPOSE!!!”#worst guard dog ever because then he sees elita one and gets distracted and leaves and comes back 2 hours later with a cyber burger#elitas like “what r u guarding him from” and bees like “decipticons” and they r in their apartment watching tv
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x08 - “Killing is a Cycle”
#cait is literally 90% legs mmmmmmm#i couldnt even process this scene the first watch bc 1) caits new outfit 2) vi in a tank top 3) cait's legs 4) vis arms LMFAOOO#i was like what is happening im too distracted AWOOGA#arcane#arcaneedit#arcane league of legends#caitvi#piltover's finest#vi#vi arcane#arcane vi#caitlyn#caitlyn kiramman#caitlyn arcane#arcane caitlyn#caitlyn x vi#vi x caitlyn#league of legends arcane#league of legends#type: gif#media: arcane#s2 ep8
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they call me icarus, because i would burn my wings for you.
#AU - Scarian Death Game#desertduo#scarian#trafficshipping#mcyt#my art#this idea came to me just before im about to sleep. it is now quarter to 4 am .#i need to remind myself this au actually has a title#i just keep forgetting#also. angst and scitties are an odd combo and i the artist is confused what to feel#this is like careless whisper LOL#suggestive#<< because the scitties are too big and distracting#Icarus and the Sunflower
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looking at next month's schedule and between the end of 7-12 and the wishing lantern event it's like
February is officially RIDDLE MONTH, brace yourselves to be absolutely blasted into ashes everybody
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers#negai no lantern#gif warning#gifs that have memorized all 800+ rules and expect no less from you warning#sorry cater and azul i hope you have very happy birthdays but i'm going to actually explode#just laying on the floor and thinking about rapunzel-themed event feat. riddle#and ESPECIALLY right after we get his big dream sequence wherein he fistfights his deep-seated personal issues#and i'm STILL processing trey's dream and what it says about his friendship with riddle especially like#i'm#i just#okay hold on i gotta distract myself by looking at the other lantern boys#and their beautiful long flowing tresses that defy physics to blow dramatically behind them#whoever keeps putting jack in the shimmery sparkly delicate floaty chiffon events is my personal hero#his card is incredible. he looks like a perfume ad.#he wants us to know that you can live a rugged outdoorsy lifestyle and still have an undertone of delicate floral notes#god. everyone looks amazing this event is going to be amazing#and like...it probably isn't going to go too deep because silly event versus main story and all#but just the act of casting riddle as the center is still just so#like#i gotta go lay on the floor some more
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gaming at the office 😎
#honkai star rail#jingyuan#kafka#hsr blade#tingyun#yanqing#qingque#dan heng#luocha#sushang#march 7th#welt#too many characters man#made this as a depiction of what it feels like to b gaming in daily life#ur favorite fictional guys come visit and distract u from work
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every fucking conversation on the internet looks like
subject matter expert: hey :) i'm here to help, i love you and this subject matter. i studied really hard and have literal years of training and experience with this. please make this 1 very small change to your life that is virtually no effort whatsoever and will help the environment and everyone around you.
random guy: i don't like that because my life will have to change. what if the change is impossible for me specifically. you cannot ask me either to stop or start an action - i will do whatever i want forever and i am offended you even asked about that because it would be a change in my life. plus what if it sounds like no effort but it's huge effort. what if i made that change and then i died because of it.
subject matter expert: again, it's not really a lot of effort, but of course we understand there might be a lot of reasons (medical, financial, etc) that you can't make this change, so we have experts who have created programs/infographics/alternatives so you can make this change smoothly. but of course maybe if it would actually kill you - we have compiled a very big list on other ways you can help out! :) we are just trying to make the world a better place for you and those around you :)
random guy: this is propaganda because of Big Subject Matter. this is going to destroy me and my life forever. where is your proof. i saw you attached studies but i don't want to read them. i really liked doing this thing to harm the environment and those around me and now they are saying that i cannot do that and i am just wondering how do we know you are an expert? my mormon lobster who uses flags to communicate has a different opinion than you and i trust Mormon Lobster . he Knows things :)
#got distracted by the possibility of mormon lobster with flagspeech#this was specifically about rock stacking in which ppl who work with the environment are like#please stop :') doing that :')#and u KNOW the response that they get when they ask that.#like. just to be real w/u i'd have expected more from the People who Go Outside.#one is probably an Outside Going person if one stacks rocks#and Outside Going people USUALLY agree with what Outside Experts suggest#but no. the rock stacking. they NEED to stack those rocks.
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#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#geto suguru#satosugu#jjk gojo#eye strain/#eye horror/#like i said ik this concept has been done before and probably better than this but i hope that i did it Okay#i hope all the eye strain was not in vain gjhfgsh the amount of blue light in this image is not recommended by doctors#smh gojo ipad baby confirmed#too much screentime.png#in other news im happy i came up with smth else 2 put alongside the piece itself !!#was playing around with filters and effects and i was like ooh what does the binarization button do#makes it look like found footage is what it does i love it SO much#i almost like it better than the coloured version but i would rather die than let a day and a half of rendering go to waste#esp after i already scrapped the intended p2#still i would have posted the full b/w one side by side but it made the post look so busy and distracting and awful#so it's just geto's face ig smile :)#happy i stuck it out w this!!!#fr all i dunk on gojo gdi his aesthetic n design works so well with glitches and messed up technology#tb to tht other gojo + teal + glitches piece i did frever ago captioned smth like 'watch what you eat'#the glitch brushes in my inventory exist fr him and him alone
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percy with road rage and blaring the horn of hermes's taxi. NEVER forget my boy is from new york
#curbs are truly mans greatest enemy#also him getting distracted by annabeth and running into the wall 💀💀💀#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#pjo series#pjo tv show#pjo spoilers#pjo disney+#pjo show#tina talks#i went through every emotion in this ep AND the previews for next week#'hold fast mom' AND WHAT IF I PASSED AWAY. WHAT THEN
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Tucker: Don't look now, but Wayne is making his way over. And he's doing that stupid face again.
Sam: Ugh, I do not have the mental strength for this. Did he not get the message last time?
Danny: I had the flu for the last gala, catch me up.
Tucker: That guy is Damian Wayne, the youngest son of Bruce Wayne, one of the wealthiest men in the country. Major Old Money. And he happened to take a liking to our dear Samantha here, after she passionately started ranting about environmental protections at the last gala. Spent the whole night desperately attempting to flirt with her and failing. Failing badly.
Danny: *snorts* Aw Sam has an admirer.
Sam: It's not funny, Danny! He's one of the richest boys in one of the most corrupted and dangerous cities. What do you think that means? He's obviously involved in organized crime!
Danny: Says the richest girl from the most haunted place in America.
Tucker: That's what I said last time-
Damain: Good evening, Miss Manson. Gentlemen.
Danny/Tucker/Sam: *Jumps a foot in the air* Where did you come from!?
Damain: Apologies for the scare. I merely wanted to introduce you, gentlemen, to these two fine people. This is Timothy Drake-Wayne and Stephanie Brown. They were hoping to speak to you two privately while I conversed with Miss Manson
Sam hissing under her breath: He obviously asked them to distract you two to get me alone. It's a honey-pot.
Tim: Hey ;)
Steph: How are you? ;)
Danny/Tucker: You're on your own Sam, I'm not giving up a honey-pot this good
Sam: You pathetic weaklings.
#dcxdpdabbles#dcxdp crossover#from a fic i never wrote#Damain has a crush on Sam#Dead Tired#Damian/Sam#Tucker/Steph#What are thier tags.#Damian paid them to distract Tucker and Danny#They both thought it was funny#Sam is acting like Elizabeth from Pride and Prejudice#She thinks the Waynes are a crime family
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Not evil?
Danny had never felt so bewildered. The probable concussion didn’t help but he doesn’t think that would change anything really. Pariah Dark had invaded, he had to finish his parents ecto-skeleton suit ASAP just to get enough power to beat him, then in the process of fighting him he had hit Pariah in a way that the impact rippled through him and something had popped out and clattered to the ground.
Pariah had frozen in place, his form wavering, before he completely changed appearance. Then he was practically bawling about finally being free and giving unending thank yous while clinging onto Danny. Exhausted and his brain not computing Danny just let him while trying to understand what just happened.
Danny had later passed out and upon waking learned that Amity was returned back to their dimension and rebuilding. He had been collected by Clockwork and returned to his friends with a note to go see him later.
After recovering for a week he had gone to see Clockwork. He had assigned him a mission to take the item that had controlled Pariah to John Constantine for destruction. He was even given a royal scroll to present to him as proof. When asked why he was doing it Clockwork had been his usual cryptic self. With a sigh Danny asked how to find Constantine and was told to go to the Justice League’s Watchtower.
#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc x dp#dcxdp#danny phantom#Pariah Dark had an artifact attach to his core that took control and made him evil#Any ideas on what item it could be? I only know DC fanon and not very well#If he was controlled by the artifact was Pariah Dark even his actual name?#Will the ghosts let him stay as the Ghost King now that he is free?#When Danny gets to the WT he gets distracted by pranking the Flash after the ‘Ghosts aren’t real’ comment#Flash does not have a good time after that#After Danny finally gets to the point of why he is there the entire JLD panic at the news
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Crows sparring :)
(Rook finally won this round, much to Lucanis' surprise)
(Other part > here! )
#Lucanis was distracted#Bellara will write about this#what would Spite say I wonder#oc: abel de riva#lucanis dellamorte#rookanis#dragon age the veilguard#scaly cat
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x09 - “The Dirt Under Your Nails.”
#*ahem* bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark#once again i was going to gif something then i get distracted by cait.... what can i say.... shes too beautiful esp her act 3 look UGHHHH 😩#arcane#arcaneedit#caitlyn kiramman#caitlyn#caitlyn arcane#arcane caitlyn#arcane league of legends#league of legends arcane#league of legends#media: arcane#type: gif#s2 ep9#arcane netflix#netflix arcane#caitlyn kiramman arcane#arcane caitlyn kiramman#arcane s2#arcane season 2
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