#what bro said.

[ithinkdogshouldvote]

Yuri but its toxic and they kiss about it

[elucubrare]

when i was a kid i read my Collected Grimm's Fairy Tales cover to cover a bunch of times & among my favorites of the obscure ones was "The Three Spinning Women," in which a girl's mother tells the queen she's really good at spinning (she's not) & the queen says she can marry the prince if she spins a huge amount of flax (which she does not want to do). instead she finds three ugly women who spin it all for her and then, at the wedding, tell the prince that if she keeps spinning she'll look like them (one of them has a big foot from treadling the wheel etc) and the prince absolutely forbids her from spinning.

it's a) delightful wish fulfillment for some teenage girl in the 1800s (you marry a prince AND you don't have to spin ever again!!) and b) a really good example of how the pop cultural conception of fairy tales as having a moral is sometimes true but a bunch of other times it's just "did you see that? damn it's fucked up. anyway i'm Jacob Grimm."

[anirritant]

pmd2 darkrai is funny to me why is he like that

[theshamblewithsybles]

YOU think they have a beautiful bromance I think they are approximately .5 seconds away from fucking raw on national television. We are not the same.

[ef-1]

look at the state of sport journalism dawg, he sucked on a lollypop with steeliness and determination??? oozing mental fortitude??? Autosport it's time to open up the schools

[p1x1x]

this is ROCK !

[post live exhilaration]

[juniperhillpatient]

why isn’t anyone talking about how darius bit into the ENTIRE bag of twibblers at ONCE 😭

[moeblob]

I went to the eye doctor's yesterday and I, an adopted person, always feel like "oh no I'm failing the interaction" for some reason by not being able to relate. HOWEVER, I got praised for having common sense so it works out.

[doctorsiren]

twink dad or himbo son

[jetblxck]

I just want to know the budget parameters of the secret santa in LOTMS in which frank gets a brand new xbox and bob gets a mr bean dvd

[bikananjarrus]

“Just give me one more good day. Starting now. Make me some toast. Then take me to the boutique, where I’ll pick out outfits for us. You’ll wear what I ask, and we’ll get married. And you’ll cook a delicious dinner. Then you will crush all of these up, put them in my wine. I will drink it. Then you will take me by my hand, bring me to our bed, and I will fall asleep in your arms.”

[luna-loveboop]

If you ask the chain for their worst/ most annoying enemy

Time: redheads- I mean Redeads

Twilight: *stifling a laugh* Shadow beasts

Four: *deadpan* Gibdos

Legend: *can't think of anything challenging* I'm gonna say, umm... *shoots a teasing glance at Sky* Sleep

Wild: definitely Guardians

Sky: Demon lords with long tongues

Hyrule: *looks at Sky* not even gonna ask about that one, but Octorocks. They're everywhere in my world

Wind: I was gonna say Octorock too! But specifically Big Octo, those are the worst

Warriors: ...

Warriors: SO WHAT AM I THE ONLY ONE WHOS GONNA SAY GANON

[ricky-mortis]

Curly haired Agent Curt Mega :D

[turtleblogatlast]

Personally what I like best in terms of who’s older between Donnie and Leo is just them never knowing for sure BUT imagine Leo going up to Draxum and saying he’ll never bring up the roof incident again if Draxum tells Donnie that Leo’s the older twin.

[tacc0yak1]

what he said!

[fjordline]