#what do you want me to do?

[friedtoastandegg]

I love when friends ask me for relationship advice

I’ve dated twice in my life once when I was 7, once when I was 12.

This is the person you consult for this

This person

[taibhsearachd]

Pokemon Infinite Fusion has allowed me to achieve my dream of becoming the weird dog trainer I always wanted to be. :D

[pickled-greenland-shark]

enby with the buttplug in...

what they gonna do..

[mikopikopon]

The worst part about getting merch is when they use a cute little sticker instead of regular tape

[gblaine-22]

One of the reasons I love to tease is getting a shy sub to explicitly say the dirty things she wants me to do, then making her repeat it if she didnt say it loud enough or with enough conviction. Its fun every time

[gaunt-and-hungry]

I did it lads and laddies. I did it. I wrote old man Khadgar porn. Yeah I fucking said it. And I'll fucking do it again! No. You don't get to see it. Not yet. It's too freshly hatched. It needs to harden first. I have to disconnect from my insecurity from it first. The ficlet is reliant upon me as its parent for at least the first 24 hours. I don't make the rules. I barely enforce them.

[soleilduveil]

It’s here it’s here the day it’s here and goodness goodness my oh dear, I’m so very excited for this day to share! It’s the Baldur’s Gate 3 Witch Spectacular, where we’ll be streaming the next FOUR days to make sure we rip as much of a chunk out of this game as we can scarf down! I’ve been beyond over myself excited - and I’ve made sure all of you have suffered that with me - for the last few weeks leading up to this early release, and it’s here! It’s here! We’ll be watching the EVO fighting game tournament on our intermissions, as well, so we have a jam-packed weekend: bring your jam hands! Won’t you come along with me? It’ll be a feast to remember. https://www.twitch.tv/soleilduveil https://www.twitch.tv/soleilduveil https://www.twitch.tv/soleilduveil

[lvllns]

what’s my mother going to do when i’m not here to be her therapist

[freightertonowhere]

how am I supposed to sustain my lurker lifestyle under these conditions (tumblr taking you to op’s page not the original post)????

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[jinisspace]

I've deleted almost everything off my phone, wdym I'm almost out of storage!?

[redsray]

the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?

Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??

Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.

Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.

Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.

[hinamie]

mentor

[cyancees]

i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing

[j-amatus]

for her birthday, palestinian miku wants you to help zinh!

zinh is a 20 year old dental student from gaza who is collecting donations to escape gaza together with her family

please share & donate if you can!