Gay sex won’t fix them, it will actually make everything so much worse, but I wanna see an unhealthy obsession form so I think we should let ‘em go at it
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Eloise calling on Cressida to check in on her, Cressida not caring what her father says and still wanting to be around Eloise, Eloise sharing a secret to Cressida and her keeping it because she knew it was important to Eloise, the both of them being by each other’s side at all of the events this season.
In my mind they’re falling in love 🧡🤍🩷
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(Mumbling to myself in the corner of a psych ward) they'll be cringefail wives i know it
8This doesn't even make sense but hear me out
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Our Flag Means Death 1x2 | 1x6 | 2x5 ⇉ Lucius + (other men) whittling
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Can we talk abt how Max had a crush on Grace, and Grace just wanted to sleep with him?
He asks her very nicely if he can carry her books, y'know, very cute, sweet, innocent.
She immediately decides NO because that's totally the same thing as sex.
And then he takes it down the "You're a dirty girl" road.
Max also punches a guy because he makes a joke about Grace being an ugly nerdy prude.
And in Grace's fantasy, it's kind of important that they DON'T care about each other, they say it FIVE TIMES.
And Max PAUSED HIS RAMPAGE to have sex with Grace, and then, instead of going right back to his rampage, he. Asks her to cuddle???
She wanted a fuck, he wanted to go on a date and cuddle and hold her books for her, and, yeah, have sex with her.
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Fuck it, Milkplane Swap AU
(yes this applies to the rest of the characters too but I haven't planned anything for them yet😭)
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Yk what I want? I want a very early stages post canon labrumisu, but from Chilchuck's POV.
Imagine mister 'interparty romance is the devil' visiting court just to see these three circling each other like a pack of uniquely unhinged cats.
And of course he sees it immediately, he's nothing if not perceptive and he's seen this happen so, so many times before. Kabru is hardly subtle in his fascination with Laios, who trusts him in turn more than nearly anybody else. He can see how close Mithrun and Kabru still are, even when there's little reason for the former captain to even stay in Melini. He can see where this is going. And he can see the disaster it's gonna end up in.
So he's just staring at them in horror, trying to figure out what in the world the dynamic here even is and glaring daggers at Kabru all the while for seemingly being the linchpin of this entire bullshit situation.
King, his adviser and a fucking foreign noble?? Who thought THAT was a good idea! Is nobody else seeing this?? (no lol) Why is nobody objecting to this politically unsound love triangle that could literally ruin the kingdom they've only just established??
The anger! The distress! The despair when he first sees Laios getting all giddy when Mithrun so much as talks to him. Because hell, now he can't even blame the entire situation on one pretty boy insisting on having fingers in every possible pie, on political and personal level both!
And then they just. Quietly get together. All three of them. And Chil's just watching from the sidelines in complete bafflement because he's invented infinite worst case scenarios for how this will implode in all of their faces and destroy their friend group and topple the entire country and--
Instead they do. This. He'd be relieved if he wasn't so goddamn mad that he's spent months worrying about this shit just for them to resolve it in the least dramatic way possible.
Fuck this, he's taking a holiday.
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they'd hate each other i think they should kiss
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"My heart, My liege, Mi capitán"
I kept listening to the song "Mi Capitán" by Kiltro while working on this, and I think it fits them, Grumley being a devout knight and Booker being the leader, the 'captain' of the group. Go give it a listen, as well as their other songs!
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