Cesare, how do you feel about being voted out on the white boy bracket?
Those other contestants had better keep their windows locked. Like that rich guy; I wonder what would happen if you yelled “BATMAN!” to see if he turns around. In any case, you’ll always be the champion of severe melanin deficiency in my eyes, my Cesare!
Very… inspiring… Doctor.
(For those unaware, Cesare was just voted out on @white-boy-bracket . Surprised he made it that far! Probably wouldn’t care much either way, but odds are Caligari would be going full pageant mom mode.)
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Thanks again @white-boy-bracket for letting me use Zigbarbie :)
For the tie, you will see what happens later (when i get around to it)
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INTRODUCING OUR CONTESTANTS...
Steve Carlsberg (Welcome to Night Vale)
Emperor Belos (The Owl House)
The Onceler (Lorax)
Emperor Palpatine (Star Wars)
Pikaman (Tumblr)
Warren the Eagle (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)
Lord Hater (Wander over Yonder)
Harry Du Bois (Disco Elysium)
Bill Hawks (Professor Layton)
Springtrap (Five Nights at Freddy's)
Walter White (Breaking Bad)
Cronus Ampora (Homestuck)
Jerry (Undertale)
Reigen Arataka (Mob Psycho 100)
Dr. N. Brio (Crash Bandicoot)
Elias Bouchard (The Magnus Archives)
Doofenshmirtz (Phineas & Ferb)
Kavinsky (The Raven Cycle)
Dennis Reynolds (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia)
Lord Farquaad (Shrek)
Lemongrab (Adventure Time)
Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)
Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture (Venture Brothers)
Shin Tsumiki (Your Turn to Die)
Zim (Invader Zim)
L Lawliet (Death Note)
Flint Paper (Sam & Max)
BoJack Horseman (BoJack Horseman)
Connecticut Clark (Connecticut)
Fassad (Mother 3)
Baldi (Baldi's Basics)
Tony Stark (MCU)
Wallace (Wallace & Gromit)
Spamton G. Spamton (Deltarune)
Logan Roy (Succession)
Grima Wormtongue (Lord of the Rings)
Crux (The Locked Tomb)
Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives)
Five Pebble (Rain World)
Tingle (Legend of Zelda)
The Grinch (The Grinch)
Benrey (Half-Life VR But The AI Is Self-Aware)
Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto)
Neighbor (Hello Neighbor)
Tighten (Megamind)
Scout / Jeremy (Team Fortress 2)
Santa Claus (Christmas)
Sans (Undertale)
Ben Chang (Community)
Olaf (Frozen)
Jurgen Leitner (The Magnus Archives)
Pierre (Stardew Valley)
Jesus Christ (The Bible)
Randy Jade (Dialtown)
Count Olaf (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
Trip (Facade)
William Murderface (Metalocalypse)
Syndrome (The Incredibles)
Martin Kratt (The Wild Kratts/Zooboomafoo)
Oswald Mandus (Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs)
Naven Nuknuk (Epithet Erased)
Wario (Mario)
Mordecai (Regular Show)
Glenn Quagmire (Family Guy)
Voting will begin as soon as I have a proper image for the bracket :}
(im probably going to end up making my own at this point LOL)
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Xigbar from Kingdom hearts but specifically from the @white-boy-bracket Tumblr tournament lore
Xigbar from @white-boy-bracket is Kenough!
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White Haired Anime Boy Submission Rules
This isn't restricted to just anime! Characters from other media are also allowed as long as they are drawn in an anime style or just have anime energy. (ex. Utatane Piko from Vocaloid, Guzma from Pokemon, etc.)
Character's hair must be predominantly white, but characters with streaks/highlights/etc that are different colors are allowed!
NO BLONDES!!! ONLY WHITE HAIR!!!
But if their hair is white in certain circumstances, they still count. (ex. characters with other forms, lighting looking weird, changes in adaptations, etc.)
White haired anime men qualify too!
Submit the character's name and game/anime/show/social experiment/etc that they're from in the same message if you're using the submission box.
Otherwise, please send submissions here in the Google Form. Thank you! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf9oSscdFq3iEyHR6I4O5npDPxhYJqZjKdLUIJE7FIpMveD3w/viewform
Tagging to spread the word around!
@tournamentdirectory @tournament-winners-tournament @ultimate-poll-tournament @purpleboytournament @its-to-the-death @fuckingstupidbracket @let-me-date-them-bracket
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Pinned Post!!
Hello and welcome to the White Boy of the Year Bracket, a competition to crown the White Boy (TM) of 2023!
Round One is CLOSED!!!
Round Two is CLOSED!!!
Round Three (semis) is CLOSED!!!
FINAL POLL
PROPAGANDA POLL
DISCLAIMER!!!
All views represented and expressed by any person in this competition are NOT our own. This competition is simply meant to represent present figures in media in a lighthearted, mostly stupid bracket. Any person's inclusion in this bracket is solely based on presence throughout 2023 and their inherent male "whiteness", nothing else.
FAQs:
"Why isn't XYZ included in the bracket?"
Simply because we didn't think of them while making our bracket.
"Can we submit propaganda for our favorites?"
Yep! You can submit text propaganda to our inbox with the first line as "Propaganda for: [Candidate Name]" and we will append your submissions to bracket posts. We will do our best to include equal amounts of propaganda for each candidate if possible. If you would like to submit images as propaganda, please reblog the relevant bracket post with your image! However, we cannot guarantee we will get to every submission.
The bracket will be up soon! Happy voting!
-Mod 🐛 (she/her) and Mod 🌵 (they/them)
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