#why does stuff go IN there and people are just chill about it??? Im scared. im so terrified

[dooodle-bug]

holy shit tampons really Like that

[unknownperson246]

Hello this is anon man hehe :D

Could you do a 90s slash x fem reader?

Where slash is quite mean and teasing towards the reader and acts all cool in front of the band just to humiliate her but when another guy is being flirty and touchy with her slash doesn’t like this?

With smit and angst?

Thank you!

Jealousy Hurts

Words: 771

warnings: *smut* *angst* *yelling* *teasing* *cussing* *bleeding* *p in v* *mentions of getting high*

You and Slash have been dating for 3 weeks now and you are sitting around his house conversing with his band called Guns n’ Roses. You barely knew any of them.  Slash has been very mean to you the whole time. Slash is pushing you around and calling you names in front of everyone and that embarrasses you. He was teasing you too.  

“Hey, dumbass get up and go get 6 more bottles of beer!” He yells at you like it was a restaurant.

You quickly get up and grab 6 bottles of beer that Slash had asked for. As soon as you get back Slash pushes you on the couch and sits next to you. 

“Everyone this is my whore” Slash says while cruelly smiling at you.

You wanted to cry right then and there because you knew Slash was teasing you in front of 5 men you barely knew. You got introduced to them tonight and you only know their names. There was a tall blonde guy whose name was “Duff”. There was a raven-looking man named “Izzy”. There was a short blonde guy whose name was “Steven”. Lastly, there was a red-haired man with his hair all teased up. His name was “Axl”. 

Everyone in the band seemed chill. They all seem high except for Axl. Izzy was in the corner smoking. Duff was drinking his vodka. Steven was playing air drums and Axl was sitting talking to Duff. Slash was sitting next to you while he was smoking. You were staring at Axl because he was the one person who was not doing anything. Axl catches you staring at him and he comes over to you. Slash watches the both of you carefully. Axl offers you his hand and you take it. You go over to the sofa where Axl is sitting next to Duff.  Axl pulls out his cigarettes and he offers you one. Slash seems even more pissed off when Axl offers you a cigarette. Axl’s lips start coming closer to your cheek and he gives you a small peck trying to flirt with you.

“You are a pretty lady, you know that?” Axl says looking in your eyes and flirting with you.

Slash has had enough and he pulls you over to his bedroom after taking you from Axl. Slash is pissed and he slams the bedroom door shut. He pushes you on the bed.  

“Y/N take your clothes off right now!” He yells.

You take all your clothes off and he removes his boxers. He can see how wet you are. 

“You're so god damn wet, is it for me or Axl?” He asks.

“It's for you Slash,” you say quietly scared but intrigued about what is about to happen

He places his cock at your entrance and he slides it in. He keeps pounding your tight hole. He does not stop.

“Slash, please slow down,” you whimper.

Whenever you try to get him to stop he just keeps going faster and faster. Your nails start to dig into his back. You feel your stomach tighten into a knot and you feel liquid oozing out of you. 

“Oh fuck fuck” you moan.

“Y/N I came in you and that means that you're mine! Not Axl’s or anyone else's, you're mine!” He says with his cock still inside of you. 

“Slash why do you treat me like I’m some fucking bitch im your girlfriend why did you call me your whore in front of everyone it was embarrassing. I just wanted one normal night where I could get to know the people you're around while you're on tour” You tell Slash softly trying not to cry. 

Slash starts to feel guilty for the way he treated you in front of everyone.

“I'm sorry Y/N,” he says softly. 

You don't have enough time to accept his apology because you feel more stuff dripping on your thigh. You look down and it’s blood from how rough Slash fucked you. You quickly go to the bathroom and clean yourself up. You feel sore and you know it's going to stay that way for a couple of days. The bleeding isn't stopping so you grab a pad and put it on your underwear. You had to pretend you were on your period now. You and Slash go to the living room where the band is. You go back and pretend that nothing happened. You keep your distance from everyone, especially Axl. You and Slash are now sitting on the couch. His arm is kept around your shoulder so everyone knows to keep away from you.

[jell0buss-37]

hello! :3

im in LOOVEEE with your fics! <3333

so i was wondering if you could write something for peter b. who is dating a fem!reader who has an onlyfans🤭 and would he be open into making content with the reader or maybe just working behind the scenes?👀

i would love to see what you do with this! :3

have an amazing day/night <3333

I had a really bad night, and so I took a break from writing for a day. This cheered me up a lot, and so I will start off with this, and then I have some more things I'm working on. I hope you enjoy!!!

Peter B x Onlyfans!Reader

What a babe ❤️ (NSFW under the cut)

First off, he had no idea what Onlyfans was before meeting you

Don't get it wrong, mans knew what porn was

Had a small collection of vintage Playboy magazines

And the amount of adrenaline he gets from his spider powers is absolutely insane

He definitely has a voyeurism kink. He thinks it's so hot to have people watch him as he does it, and that they enjoy it

You were scared to tell him about your side job, as that was what usually turned people off of being with you

And you really liked Peter

You even quit it for a month because of how scared you were that He'd find out and leave you like the others

Or worse, that he'd judge you

It's hard due to the prejudice that the industry faces

It was actually an accident that he found out

He had stumbled upon some of the toys you had, that were very famous in your videos

Now, you guys have been dating for about 4-5 months at this point, so obviously you two have been getting down and freaky

(Which it's also been the hottest and best sex either of you have ever had, another good reason on why you didn't want this to end)

He's really chill with toys in general, was just surprised by the amount you had

You were embarrassed that he found them

He made sure you didn't feel ashamed, he actually thought it was hot

"These look like they cost a lot of money, sweetheart! Where'd you even get the funds?" He jokes

Also goes silent at the sudden awkward silence

"... Where'd you get the funds...?"

You're so scared, but you have to tell him the truth

"Oh! What's that? :D??"

You explain to him what it is, scrambling to explain the benefits before he can jump to any conclusions

"All they are is videos of me touching myself, I swear!"

He's silent, making you nervous

"... And... You like being... Watched..?"

Your face goes red in embarrassment and shame as you admit that you do

"Honey, are you okay?" He notices how you're shaking, quick to comfort you

"I-I just don't want you to leave me..." You sniffle, burying your head in his chest

"What!? Why would I leave you? Because you have an Onlyfans account???" He's simply confused.

Like are you kidding him??

That's so hot

He explains that to you, also explaining that he's got a thing for being watched as he pleasures himself, always wanted to try it himself

You are so relieved, crying more at how supported you feel from him

Asks to watch the videos you have if you're okay with it

"Holy shit-"

He absolutely loves them

The next time you guys are starting to get hot and heavy, he pulls away from you, shyly asking if you would maybe be open to... Having a partner for your next video

You've never got your stuff set up so quickly

You explain to him how a lot of your videos go, giving him the gist

He had been fantasizing about this for so long, he already knew what he wanted to do, all the positions and angles he wants to try

You both start by kissing passionately, fully clothed as the two of you progressively start to get hotter, stripping eachother of your clothes

You suck his cock as he lays on his back, his legs off the edge of the bed as you're kneeling in front of him on the ground, your lips wrapped around him as your hand is resting on his hip, your other laying on his stomach

He lets out some moans, moving your hair out of your face and holding it delicately in his hands in a ponytail, so that the camera can see your face

You tease him for a bit like this, curses leaving his lips, the sounds of you slurping at the drool that accumulates with your cock in his mouth filling the air

Your mouth disconnects with a loud pop, as you start to leave a trail of open mouthed kisses around his torso, sucking two hickeys on his hips

You straddle his hips, he leans up to pull your body closer to his own, wrapping an arm around your waist as you both share another passionate kiss, tongues dancing with eachother in a symphony of the thick tension of each other's beating hearts in alignment with one another, a hand on your face

He flips you onto your back, your mouths still moving in tandem, standing off to the edge of the bed now, holding your thighs to either side of you, flat on the mattress

He kisses down your body now, leaving messy and sloppy hickeys along his way now, planting a kiss on your clit, burying his face into your heat, basking in the feel of you, your hands gripping the sheets beside you

But he wasn't going to be spending this time giving you the oral pleasure that he is normally more than willing to give (hehe)

He rises to a stand, grasping his cock in his hand, giving an experimental pump, before easing it into your tight cunt, his hips moving slowly to meet your own, going back to holding your thighs flat on either side of you

His hips snap back into your own, groaning at the feel of you, his head lulling to the side as his eyes flutter shut, his eyebrows scrunching in pleasure, quickening his pace a tad while standing upright

You were fairing no better, now gripping at the sheets beside your head now, burying your face into your shoulder, your tits bouncing with every thrust of his hips pivoting into your own

You start to whine, reaching out your hands to him, wanting him close to you now

He chuckled at this, removing himself from you, wincing at feeling the loss of you wrapped around him, moving the two of you up to the head of the bed, as he moves you on to your side, pulling you back into his chest while wrapping his arms around you and holding you close

He kisses you, moving to suckle on your neck whilst he grips your leg, lifting it into the air a bit as he slides back into you

He ruts into you at a quicker pace now, his other hand moving to grip your jaw as he leaves more kisses on the side of your face, while you're practically sobbing at this point from the intimate position now

He only gets fueled on while he stares into the camera, almost animalistic, as desire drives him to practically slam his hips into your own now, sitting up and throwing your leg over his shoulder now, ramming into you as his hand moves down to rub fiercely at your clit

Before you know it, you're cumming around his cock, the flutter of your walls around him causing him to let out another moan himself, suddenly yearning to be close to you himself, and he drops down, pressing his chest to yours

You wrap your legs around his hips, bringing him in impossibly closer, as he rolls his hips at an incredibly delicious roughness, feeling him finally cum, burying his head into the crook of your neck, biting down in pleasure as he practically whimpers at how sensitive he was feeling now

You bring your hands up to rub up and down his back, his body slumping from a sudden exhaustion, the two of you panting as you come down from your highs

You both suddenly start laughing, giggling and feeling so much emotion wash over you, the two of you staring at eachother with so much love and heart now

The video was quick to make it to the top of the most viewed list

You guys were found with a lot of money, a sudden surgence of support from your fans

You guys became popular quick from your videos, your most significant trait being the fact that how real it not only looks, but feels to watch you guys

You were so happy to have found someone who supports you so willingly, and you loved him so much

That and he was making you so much money now

Hell he even got his own Onlyfans account, still absolutely astounded to find that there's a perfect outlet for his voyeurism kink

[sniigura-archive]

Birthgasm anon here to tell you to write what you want! Idk why people are getting freaked out about the foot stuff (it's one thing if they're joking, but if they're being serious...???), I don't have a foot fetish myself, but I firmly believe all fetishes are valid and what matters most is that no real people are getting hurt (and Adam and Reader aren't real people so yeah). Tbh I find it annoying watching people treating their favorite creatives like they betrayed them or something because said creatives made something that didn't 100% line up with their personal tastes. Puritanism kills creativity, people need to chill and practice "Don't Like, Don't Read" more. Sorry for the rant lol. Have a good day and keep being self-indulgent. <3

ily birthgasm anon you’re the only one who gets me during these tiring times (having one foot scene in my fanfic) /j except the ily that’s serious as hell

i agree with you big time. as long as everything is properly tagged it shouldn’t be a problem

idk i kinda freaked out myself because actually im going to overshare real quick. my best friend got cancelled on twitter for sexualising woman (drawing half naked ladies with big tits (she’s also a woman for more context)?????) and for writing a fanfic which was like for her first and for most. basically it had a character she hc as trans masc and a gangbang and people were losing it, calling her a fetisher and stuff 😭😭 which is just insane to me like just don’t read it??????? i’m trans masc and the only thing going through my mind while reading that was „man i wish i was in a gangbang rn“ bskabsjdjd LIKE THOSE PEOPLE EXTRA LOOKED FOR ALL HER ACCOUNT ANF EVERYTHING. anyways long story short i was scared someone was also now going to create a shitty doc of me

purity culture really does mess everything up like BROOOO. if you see nudity and immediately think it’s sexual YOURE the weirdo. sex is good and natural. nakedness isn’t inherently sexual. everyone should be able to practice their fetishes and kinks as long as it’s between consenting adults who caresssssssss

[kirklandsheartsecrets]

HCs for the brothers and dating their people?

uk brothers II headcanons II dating their people

northern Ireland

be ready to watch all of love island episodes im tellin' ya

dating someone from his people means you understand the tv reality context out there

talking shit about the people in it

looking for fun at their instagram and also talking shit about their account

mocking the way they talk or the character the production choose to give them

"do you think he really goes to the gym?"

"his ass does not come from eating out dear"

"why she got them big ass lips for ? For what purpose ?"

"sucking out a dolphin or something idk"

talking about how those kind of tv shows are really bad

still on the couch right on time to watch them

spread out on the couch like the most disgraceful creatures

wales

wants to know what's the best restaurants around

looks for deals and special social media guides

try something new every day

yeah yeah those cool concept restaurants, usually cheap but actually really good

hope your stomach is ready this man eats

gatekeeps the best spots with you and if tourists or too many people find out

which ends up in long queues then its not worth anymore

"overrated"

salty as hell about it, you guys have no chill

"man it was better before"

"the price has gone up huh ? they know they are popular so its not good anymore"

you two are stinky gatekeepers

secret spots secret spots secret spots for the best views

england

southbank book market in london

hmmmm i feel like he would take his s/o there if they are from his country

he is not cliché book worm no

but likes to find cool stuff

thrifting works with him

thrifiting in london is cool UNTIL-

he is like wales, if something becomes too popular and crowded he goes

"overrated"

and since his s/o and him are used to certain spots, if the price goes up just like the amount of people at specific time then no

thrifiting and south bank book market

you guys go at night

permament

+under waterloo bridge, so quick to get here

scotland

if his s/o is from scotland

he has someone to go watch football games then

man goes to every game he can

who's your favorite player?

he probably has all the football merch possible

extras

and by this i mean supporters

if the scottish players are assigned in others clubs in europe

you guys are going to their club games

doesnt matter if this is the Juventus or FC Bayern Munchen

youre going together to watch them

of course shit on the other players or countries about their bad football club choices

you guys are trained to get the best spots to watch the games

not in the world cup ?

haha it doesnt matter books a flight to see England lose and support wales

Ireland

this weirdo wants to see the last ends of every train station in ireland

might take a year but

means a lot of time to talk with his s/o and actually show cool places they might not know of

i am not joking

taking a bus until the last stop to take it again on the other side

lots of naps

lots of discoveries

you can say now "i went through every bus/trains in ireland"

delays and cancels don't scare you anymore

this is strange i know but the hidden gems are worth

only irish people know their way through the transportation in ireland obv

do you talk a bit shit about the some cities ?

hmm yes. who wouldn't ? dublin overrated.

[verm1c1de]

i did,,, this thing,,,, fur patricia,,,, beclaws i couldnt resist.

no, which is a little bit why shes a weirdo. all of her friends are older adult people and it took her a while to learn how to interact with kids her age. jeremy and mavis the 40 year old watchdogs are great confursational partners though

motherless behavior

p good, with both of them! i put in her artfight bio her more,, complex feelings. but it gets better as she gets older and chills out a little tbh. she was just a very anarchic child

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

older patty stores things in her hat, which isnt bottomless or purrticularly magical, just has cartoon physics. mostly witchy things like demon summoning ((and subsequent exorcism)) materials. and bugs. lots of bugs. especially centipedes

taking ofur the world

not much of a nightmare haver! purrobably worrying that no one will like her. worries less about it as an adult

yes. peepy taught her. purrobably training dummies! or watchdogs.

nope

she wears 3 pieces of clothing and none of them are shirts, pants, skirts, or dresses. not even a poncho

no idea! shes not scared of being alone and shes not scared of any dangerous sitches, not that she gets in too many of those. bravest baby

purrobably sleeping with her fatha on the banjo playing his tunes

nope

shes purretty bad at both, honestly. shell give mew a nickname but thats beclaws she doesnt remember who mew are. mewre "igor" now and mewre gonna help her collect these bloodworts

she likes hoarding things,,,, lots of those things are junk

happiness :))

necronomicon picture book ^_^

depends,,,,, she doesnt like people giving her unsolicited advice but she loves talking about the things she knows, and she also loves people being her minions,,,

inconsiderate and difficult to change. she wants to make furiends and people to like her but she gets so excited and caught up in the things she likes that she doesnt consider ofur people sometimes, and then hates being called out. she gets better at this with age,,,

look at that guy. what an idiot. im so much better

depends,,, younger patty would blame ofur people, but older patty does end up learning that sometimes shes the purroblem,,,,

people who are understanding and willing to listen

people who think they know the best/better than her

theyre eifur her immediate best furiend or she pushes them away. hardly any in-between

easy. and if one of her furiends is guilty, she knows, shes just defending them anyways. god furbid someone has a little fun

she hasnt interacted with children much, esp not when she was one. children eifur love her or are terrified of her. they appurreciate someone who takes them seriously, but also,,, scary bugs,,, scary lady,,,, she talks about death and stuff

badly.

easily!

wanted to take ofur the mewniverse. now shes happy in her witch hut sipping tea

not much! shes fine with getting down in the literal dirt

doing something shes interested in by herself

having to do something she doesnt wanna do with ofur people

defensive,,,, but shell be back later to apawlogize and do better

new method! unless its something shes done befur and she was sure she was good at,,,

very talkative. she doesnt talk fast when shes older, just a lot. sharing efurrything she knows and trying to rope them into playing/doing activities with her

when she was younger, bullying purrobably. older patty just gets them to go away,,,, or ignores them, on a good day

neifur

remove it!

lots and lots and lots of times. shes fine tho :]]

wander told her service workers are impurrtant people to be respected. patty doesnt care about hierarchies. patty treats efurryone the same. but,,, they give her no reason to be rude,,,,, most of the time,,,, hey! he asked fur no pickles!

she deserves it and she will earn it.

lots

not really

very easy! its also easy fur her to say she hates someone. less black-and-white when she gets older

ghosts.

[suckmybussy]

okay i got interesting take

in my opinion, like 90% of straight romances/ships are FUCKING BORING, and usually try to spice it up, by adding more girls, this opinion i hold so dear, that i was on verge from.trying to strangle my friend, for saying <insert harem name> was really good romance.

But why could that be so? because lots of straight romances just follows base line of, "cute/shy" or whatever girl, and more dominant than her guy with interests like "i literally just exist in this series with no other purpose than wanting gf", and follow most basic set gender standards, and most basic made up relationship dysmorphia where girl is clearly bottom, and guy is the top/he "leads" the relationship, you get what i mean? 100% not, it wont stop me tho.

While yuri/yaoi ships always derive from most boring version of relationship that church people gaslit us into thinking is only valid way, by sheer fact that either both character fill same role or one of them has to not follow the most basic made up gender rules, like bottom.guy, or maybe huge girl who searches for little bunny girl etc. Like, just taking most basic romance plot ever, and genderbending one of characters by itself changes whole vibe so much!

But ofc, not all straight romances are bad, that would imply any romance is bad (i mean, there are few bad romances, like wanting to date children, but for sake of this ride of a post, we are talking about 2 consenting people of either similar age for teenagers, or just 2 consenting adults ok?), but the only good straight romances i saw, were the ones that just didnt really gave much fuck about being the most generic romance plot, and doing that would make any romance good (m/m, m/f, f/f etc), one of my favourite examples, would be violet evergarden! yeah, it does for the most part follow the rules of strong protective man, and small fragile girl (except for the fact that violet absolutelly kicks ass), but series itself isnt about 2 charcaters dating, Its about violet learning what love is, and not just romantic one, she learns about sibling love, parent/child love, love for world, love for work and many more! What makes it good is not us seeing them dating, its how we togehder with Violet slowly learn more about love, slowly growing attached to him, this love story is very beautifull, because its not focusing on that part.

(at this point i had hard time finding more proof of good hetero romances, so i had to dig throught list if stuff i watched etc) Also, one of my fave mangas of all time, was domestic na kanojo, where the romance being interesting, was enforced by, lemme check my notes, 2 sisters competing for their step brother, where 1 is his teacher and other is girl he lost virginity with. You can see im streching my arguments at this point huh. Whatever, in this series, what makes it actually interesting love story and not easy porn material, is all the hardships charcaters go throught, and questions it gives! Natsuo wanting hina, but knowing its just some stupid kids love, constantly hurting rui as resoult of his inner conflict about hina, wanting to get close with rui, and suddenly cutting it off because he is just a kid who is scared, of what might be, as i used to be kid, i very much know the feeling od wanting to do something, but being scared to commit, constantly swinging between wanting it, and being afraid, only hurting other in process.

okay this one is quite boring romance, but in interesting way so as per last argument, lets talk about "Rascal does not dream about bunny girl senpai" where mc gets the girl after like 2 episodes, and then we just see them, chill like cute couple, or get a bit jealous, its not much, but i find it interesting to see quite realistic (from standpoint of someone who's longest relationship lasted 2 months, including 1 month breakup), but she anime isnt about it, so seeing them being nice, realistiy behaving couple is nice addition

In conclusion, straight romances fucking suck and dont recomend them to me without 3 pages explanation why it doesnt suck, harems get instant no-no tho

[inkedmyths]

S1: E19 "Provenance"

Brought to you by Splatoon, and also I have school again so I forgot to post this last night

This ep featuring: Rich people, art history, dolls are creepy, and Sam lacking any kind of smoothness

Is the painting haunted

Yep called it

Uh oh lady is going to die

SQUISH

OOH they dead

Dean No

"I can get my own dates"

"You can but you don't"

DEAN. PRODUCER? DUMBASS

Whsgsgsgsgs honk honk wakey wakey

Yeah its the stuff

Is. Is it being auctioned

Dean. You're an idiot

Sam you're also an idiot

HAUNTED PAINTINGGG

DHSHS DEAN LOOKS SO OFFENDED THAT SHES MORE INTO SAM THEN HIM

Lmao they aren't on the guest liiist

Wh. What the fuck is this room. What is this music

Unison "Huh"

Oh thats what a provenance is huh

Sam sounding offended at using a "pickup" for info and Dean's just like yeaaaa all in a day's work now go get flirty

Ah yes dead mom. Classic

Climbing the gate we go! Going to try and steal and burn a painting! We're not even halfway done, are they going to get arrested or something before they get it

Or is it going to jump to a new host painting or something

Breaking and entering!

Im so nervous. Half expecting the police to jump in at any moment

Oh? oh OH IT JUST REFORMED

DEAN YOU IDIOT YOU DROPPED YOUR WALLET? HOW

Sam you are so bad at this. Sam. Sam no

Ooh ok so this Isiah? Isaiah? Killed his family. Ok

Uh Oh Someone Is Buying It

Dean REALLY does just think Sam needs to get laid to cool off

[ Melon says knowing Dean, it might be based on personal experience. ]

Sam having sad about his fridged girlfriend moments

Love the 2005 phones

GOD. SAM HES SOOO NOT SMOOTH

Oh no this poor old lady

HES MOVING

Uh oh Sarah followed theeeem

Jesus Christ

Yeah here's the part where they sound crazy

IM SORRY HELP IM GOING TO LOSE IT

THE WAY THAT HE SAYS "We think that painting is haunted". Like the way a parent tells their kid we think Sadie ran away because someone left the door unlocked. Like the "I'm so sorry sweetheart, do you nedd a hug" voice.

"Sam. Marry that girl" SCREAMING

Crypt? Mausoleum? Is this where the family's remains are?

Go go gadget bolt cutters!

Oh yeah the toys are creepy

Urns!

Ohhh he wasn't cremated

Sam pulling the "People I care about get hurt around me" card

"That's very sweet... and very archaic." Oh I like her shes got spice

I love how shes holding the light while they go grave robbing

SAM IS TRYING TO SCARE HER OFF BY BEING CHEERFULLY CHILL WITH THIS. thats so funny

HOWLING. DEAN. Dean you're so so terrible

HUH?

WAIT? WHY THE CHILD?

IM SO CONFUSED

Wait. Wait wait WAS IT A MURDEROUS CHILD ALL ALONG

Hello evil baby

Hhhrrr that feels too easy still

Aha!! The doll!!!

LMAO DEAN. DRIVES RIGHT THROUGH THE GATE

Shoot the glass shoot the doll

Whats up with the kid like what was the story there

Were both father and child trapped in the painting. Did she kill everyone and he killed her and then himself or something

SCREAMS Dean is sooo salty she doesn't even give him a second glance

Girl I know but you gotta find someone not getting hunted all the time

Dean let your brother do his thing in PEACE

-

Sam gets a girl, Dean's not as great a wingman as he thinks he is. Altogether a trainwreck, but a funny one, even if it did subject me to a PAINFUL amount of secondhand embarassment.

[spaghett-onaplate]

"one of these" im feeling chatty, and also we're new mutuals, so let's do all those little ask things!

what's your favorite animal? :3c

i followed you cause i noticed you interacting with Abram and i was like "oh this person seems fun" and i rotated the thought of followin for... several weeks? and then was like "yea let's goooo"

i am currently thinking about my OC Procyon <3

idk if this is considered a compliment but your reactions to my info dumps fill me with glee (๑˃ᴗ˂)

ocean or outer space?

i am debating if i should self reblog my original works on a more frequent basis cause sometimes folks don't realize i post my stuff and they wanna read it... thoughts?

everything about me is an open secret alxhskdbsk

currently im associating you with yr and slowly building connections to Australia, and i have a few Australia related info dumps but the thing about that is ya gotta not dump them all at once... so know that i am chilling for opportunities

okie this is a long ask, oop;;

Hoohoohoo this is a very welcome long ask >:))

Favourite animal: I don't really have a specific favourite animal anymore tbh, but I do particularly like fish (as a general thing, but I'm thinking of comet goldfish - i very much hope to get some when I get a job :>), giraffes, foxes, cats, birds (as a very general thing again, but noisy miners stand out to me. they are little bastard bullies that annoy every other bird and animal but their little FACES. their faces you do not understand they are so adorable. there are some nesting on our side garden thing and so one day one kept repeatedly banging headfirst into the window,, we thought it was at my cat first. she was loving the bird show). I used to loveee foxes so much, they were my absolute favourite animal for ages!!

Why you followed me: Oho yes that's cool!! I saw you and Abram interact a few times so I assumed that was our mutual.. mutual?? connection?? well anyway that is very nice :>>

Currently thinking about: oo i like the name Procyon!! Is it pronounced prock-yon or does the "cy" blend together like in cyan, to make pro-syon? Or another way?? Either way very cool <33

Compliment: hoohoo well I take any positive perceptions of myself as compliments, and I'm glad that you appreciate my appreciation :>> but yes your tags are always so interesting to read!! Either cool info or a time that you got into a Situation

Ocean or outer space: Ocean, by far. In terms of exploration, it's right here!! May as well discover all the uncharted ocean before expanding to the rest of the solar system, no?? And for personal interest, I find the ocean and its life very cool. Immensely terrifying, especially considering the fact I can hardly swim, but very cool. (about the hardly swimming thing - I did take lessons, but they were more of an initial getting over the fear of water thing. Then I just never got the hang of freestyle at all, my body just doesn't stay up when I go to take a breath. Maybe that has to do with the burning-sinuses-and-hasn't-seen-the-surface-in-several-eons level of desperation I take a breath with, but I digress. So my swimming proficiency ends at doggy paddle. I tend to avoid water)

My thoughts: don't be scared to self-reblog if it's something you want other people to see!! And if there are people who want to see it, you could ask if they want to be tagged in future posts??

Open book: hah me too tbh, I am struck with the urge to share every single thing I have experienced in the face of crushing dread that it will be erased from my memory unless I do,, so I too have few secrets.

Associations: yr makes a lot of sense, and Australia! Yes! Well in case you haven't already figured it out, i am very much appreciative and interested in any and all of your info dumps, so feel free share to any time >:)) I could do with more information about Australia tbh, i feel that I take much of my surroundings for granted. But it's hard to romanticise familiar surroundings, right?? One random cool thing I like is that one of the peninsulas has Canadian rocks from before continental drift

The long ask was very much welcome, so here's my long post in response >:)) thank you for sending it in Milo!! Also fun fact, there is a very popular drink here called Milo. I'm pretty sure it's not a thing overseas?? But disregard this if it is lmfao. Well Milo is this chocolate powdery stuff that you add to milk and it tastes great, so I associate your name with that!

[carcinized]

ALLO FRIEND UP FOR THE TASK. VERY CHILL AND NORMAL ABOUT THINGS, WILL NOT BITE. WHAT IS THE TASK?

-milk w/ honey anon

HI. IM PUTTING IT UNDER THE CUT BC OMG TOBIN SHOWING EMOTIONS 💔💔 idc if anyone reads it its just me talking about some guy I like tho so idk how interesting that could be but here we go ^_^

Ok SO. theres this guy. ive known him for a few years, we became friends a yesr and a half ago but not close friends or anything. like august this year suddenly we become more of Actual Friends not just people who sit together at lunch bc 90% of the other kids are mean

so then the timeline from there goes

-> mid october: i spend like 2 hours alone w him and we talk not just jokes for the first time & realize well Oh Shit. I Really Like Him

-> late october: we go for a walk together but neither of us want to leave so we end up going to the farmers market, getting ice cream, window shopping, and finally getting dinner together before we leave because we’re scared our cars are going to be towed. which was 6 hours total instead of just a small walk. with no shortage of things to talk about we are both sad to leave

-> november: basically i just supress everything and tell myself im making it up. but i am still undeniably fond of this Damn Guy. we become a little closer still

-> mid december: (finals week) out of NOWHERE this whole things goes from being able to be chalked up to “we’re becoming better friends!!” to hes complimenting me incessantly. hes showing up in my study halls to distract me from working and walking me to class & hes sitting next to me every time he can and every group setting we’re only looking at each other across fhe whole circle and hes standing next to me and tucking things into my hat and laughing fondly and WHERE did that come from

and then we went to break and yaknow. i saw him once last week but it was in a group & my best friend was there and i got distracted reminiscing with her. then earlier this we i went rollerskating with him + another friend of ours but hes like A Rollerskating Guy. hes good at it he was showing off 😭 and i am not. im just skating circles. so we weren’t skating together or anything but he would still very obviously be keeping tabs on me which was sweet (if i got off the rink he’d be there a few minutes later to keep me company and stuff, very kind of him). so we are not at that stage of oh holy Shit why is every conversation with this guy ending in mutual fond smiles and barely meeting each other’s eyes. BUT ITS STIL LIKE. ? YOURE NOT LIKE THIS.

like for context this is like. he is a shut-in total introvert. it took him over a year to talk to me like at all. and we go from that to THIS? like tons of affection for no reason? which he just. does not do to people? (And I dont do either?). like the context here is that while i may be loud (at least irl) i am NOT affectionate i am NOT anything like that. i joke around and thats all!!! and hes quiet and not affectionate and honestly just doesnt talk about himself much in general except for with me. SO IT MAKES ME WONDER.

im like 80% sure he likes me becuase Um thats not behavior a cishet boy exhibits If he doesn’t like you. and yes im in love with a cishet boy its complicated. but like,, how am i supposed to go from “i think thisis flirting” to “flirting” or just to “asking this guy out.” bc NEITHER OF US WANT TO MAKE THE JUMP. unless he made the flirting jump and im just really bad at reciprocating. im confused <3 thank u milk w honey ily. what r ur thoughts

[paloma-ascends-into-hellfire]

might as well do this with heartstopper too. my live thoughts i texted my friend, spoilers beware. also, i’ve cut out their replies. they also follow me so if you’re seeing this, hi :)

Im reading on webtoons and I love Alice oseman’s captions lol

“stares angstily out window”

“I don’t think he’s straight” OH REALLY

NO WE HAD NO IDEA

“The bisexual struggle” real

Poor man

Wait Aled is in this??? Do they have the same name or is Charlie’s friend same guy from radio silence???

Miss Singh is a legend I love her

Oh shit not ben again boo

THE MLM WLW SOLIDARITY

Fun fact: when I see mlm I think multi level marketing lmao

IM SO SORRY I MUST BE BLOWING UP UR PHONE RN

**continues doing it**

Taras gf is an icon I don’t care if she had one line I love her

We stan Charlie sticking up for himself

They kissed already??? We’re literally 31 pages in chill my dudes

31 chapters*

Still percabeth is the ultimate slow burn and I stand by this

I guess it wouldn’t be called heartstopper and be a romance/coming of age if it was a slow burn tho haha

THE GAY NASA LOCKSCREEN IS GOALS FRFR

damn Charlie is one of the biggest people pleasers I’ve seen in a book

Hes so me

A PROPER FULL ON GAY CRISIS LMAOOO I LOVE HIM

Alice oseman is so British I love her

I read so much British stuff that I’m pretty sure my internal monologue is slowly become a ya British thriller

agggtm core

(they replied that they read swear words in nick nelson's voice and i thought that was hilarious)

THE SISTER CASUALLY SPYING ON THEM

Her ship has sailed

She is also so me

“Was that not obvious?” “I’m an idiot” yes u are he just made out with you and cried into your shoulder and had a full on gay panic because of you YES HE LIKES YOU OMG

I mean after what happened with ben I suppose it’s very very justified

They’re so clueless I love them

OH LOOK GUESS IM GAY NOW

THE BABY BROTHER OMG

This honestly has no reason to be this cavity inducing cute

“Why are you so great” he’s literally doing the bare minimum by not outing you you don’t have to thank him bestie

Get these boys some therapy

Why is tori always just appearing out of nowhere to ship them lol

Tao and Aled are delusional if they STILL think nick is straight

Fuck sai

He can die in a hole, disrespectfully

But also… redemption arc?

Manifesting sai and harry’s redemption arc

GAYYYYYY

Not harry- these last few pages

Awww tao and elle <3

Elle is so cute! she is hair goals

… I guess all illustrated characters are hair goals.

WHY IS TAO SO MAD IM SCARED

WAIT DOES HE LIKE NICK IS THIS A LOVE TRIANGLE NOOO

Oh wait

I overreacted :)

Nvm I love him again

AWWW STOP THIS IS SO SAD AND ALSO CUTE

This group is friendship goals tbh

Oh wait I guess it’s kind of my group a little bit? Wait who am I?

I will not take a which heartstopper character am I quiz I will not take a which heartstopper character am I quiz I will not take a which heartstopper character am I quiz

I took the quiz. two actually. i got darcy on the first and elle on the second. I literally know nothing about either one so let’s see if they are accurate!

The waiter lol

Also I love how everyone is just silently shipping them it is percabeth all over again but like fast moving

TINY TAO 😭

Not them kissing behind a menu

“Not because im dirty not because im clean! Not because I kissed a boy behind a magazine!” - Charlie and nick, probably

Craftybookworm25 feel so spoiled by the author. Author, you’re paying my dentist bills for all of the cavities you are giving me.

I love the comments section

Is Alice oseman actually writing down math for their homework? THE EFFORT I COULD NEVER

Oh darcy is taras gf that I liked earlier

Shes a trumpet player??? No sweetie don’t go to the dark side

my band teacher has a story about how he gets awful ear pains if he’s exposed to noises about a certain decibel because of a trumpet player blasting into his ear

“WHAT! WE’VE FOUND ANOTHER ONE!” Darcy recruits people for the gay agenda confirmed

“…why are straight people like this” I don’t know tara I ask myself that every day

Not Darcy being tara’s gay awakening

Omg tara is that one clarinet player who dates a trumpet player

[REDACTED] and [REDACTED] core

Adding actual spanish conjugation? Alice oseman doing god’s work here

“Why do think they call it a cram session, Pete, god!” -literally all their friends rn

Ok I have theories rn

I shall wait and see if im right (i was not)

“You kind of are a gay nerd” me fr

Oh ok sai is being less of an asshole

We love character growth… even if it happens off page

“Do you like musicals?” HES THE GUY WHO DIDNT LIKE MUSICALS DIDNT LIKE DIDNT LIKE DIDNT LIKE A LIKE EM

Harry being a dick as per usual, nothing new there

NICKS MOM IS ONTO HIM

Bro how do people just fall asleep I don’t understand

making out in a photo booth

So cringey and yet very adorable

IN A ROMANTIC WAY NOT JUST A FRIEND WAY

Love that he had to clarify

Like yes, you’ve been making out and being obnoxiously cute for months, but hey, he’s just a friend, lol, no homo

Who tf would make THAT mistake?

🎶everyone is dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb 🎶

HE CAME OUT TO HIS MOOOOM

“I wasn’t born in 1920” lmao

Oh my god my wall of text has become the Great Wall of china im so sorry

HOW LONG IS THIS

WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO

“hanky panky”

aw we love ally jocks

THEYRE SHIPPING THEM TOO?

Best platonic bros~

Actually what im calling my friends from now on

Oh shit the coach caught them

They’re not even trying to be subtle at this point

Oh she is an icon

I WORSHIP YOU COACH SINGH

If she was my teacher I might actually enjoy pe

SHE HAS A WIFE

This is so wholesome omg

Oh shit the brother

WHAT HAPPENED

Tara casually lounging on Darcy’s lap

She gives passenger princess vibes

why are you whispering and can I be involved — she’s so me

“Boys and girls may not share rooms!” sly gay smirking. laughing, even.

oh and nick’s brother is a piece of shit and i hate him

SKJHJADSHUDF ALED TOLD HIM ABOUT DANIEL

“Why can’t I see any fish?”

Tao is a night person i love him

Aw he’s so clueless

They all are

Harry redemption arc-

NOO TAO MY CHILD I LOVE YOU DONT FEEL BAD

I repeat: GET THESE BOYS THERAPY

Wait no

Charlie

:(

I’m gonna cry :(

“god i really want to just push you against a wall right now”

“twilight levels of pining” i’m not sure if anything could ever reach that extent

Not the arrows saying “did not think of that” at the “borrowing makeup from the girls” suggestion, I cackled

The teachers have a better love life than me

Where the hell are people finding these communication skills?

HARRY REDEMPTION ARC YESSS

“Why are we like this” count: 3

Or is it 4?

I don’t know

THE TEACHERS AKJKALDFSHL

NICK GOOGLING EATING DISORDERS

I LOVE HIM

Sahar is so cute I love her

Alice oseman is so pretty omg

She can 100% be my wifey

Oh Jesus I’ve read a thousand pages of this

JUST TODAY

I believe that if I pull an all-nighter I can finish this

"Why are we like this?" count: 5

at this point i stopped because i’m pretty sure they were asleep but i finished! it took six hours but that’s not bad for 1578 pages :)

i’m obsessed. literally take my money (i have approximately five cents in my bank account)

[gravitycoil]

Dream of 2/3/23

I was at a massive fishing tournament (?) at sea on a wooden raft (literally just a plank of wood in the sea) I wasn't getting anything so I decided to actually go into the ocean and look for fish to catch with my bare hands I had a radar device on my wrist that detected fish nearest to me. I was catching trout, pike, salmon, and small fish until they all swim away very scared like and in panic I turn around from what they were running from and there's a giant fucking bloop whale just chilling there but it scared the shit out of me because it wanted to eat me. I go back to my sad little raft and just sit there hoping it doesn't come up to the surface. It eventually swims away or whatever and I keep the fish I caught in a cooler. I fish some more and this time my line snaps and I go in the water to retrieve my hook and I somehow end up getting it stuck in my cheek and I'm just swimming around with blood pouring out of my cheek and this attracts both the whale and a shark and I'm like HELL I don't remember what happened after that.

Dream shift

Was at home about to play a game on the GameCube and there's a storm that hits or something and it was weird cause it was not a storm at all, and no forecast said there was supposed to be rain, so everyone was confused. I'm like, looking online trying to figure out what it is and there's this EAS that plays on the TV that's like. Do not go outside. Radioactive waste raining down. And I was like wtf... And so. I open the door just to look outside and the sky was white and it was freezing. I could smell the 'rain' it smelled exactly like vanilla and I remember saying in the dream "Why does it smell like vanilla" and my mom was like, we gotta leave we gotta get some stuff and I was like "What about the Vanilla Radiation" and she was like, no we're immune it doesnt do much to us and I was like??? ok. We go to like... the store and everywhere is practically closed and there's like no one outside. There was one store open and they were like "oh I don't believe in this radiation stuff, come in" and we're in there doing shopping or whatever and eventually the power goes out. and there's like a stampede of people trying not to get rained on trying to get inside any place they could and I remember smelling so much vanilla that it sort of worked like some form of gas and was tiring everyone out and I was getting fatigued, I like steal a bunch of clothes from the store to tie around my nose and mouth and I stopped feeling like passing out, Everyone around us was like passed out on the floor and we just like.. leave without paying anything.

Dream shift

Had just gotten home from a trip or something and it was my birthday and everyone was like. Acting like they haven't seen me in a decade or whatever and I look around and fucking. spy is there and I'm like. wh. what are you doing here and he just puffs smoke in my face WHAT THE HELL!! Im like talking to everyone and we have to go back in the car or something and while we're all in the driveway we hear groaning from the woods and we all look at each other and theres just like. a zombie man walking towards us and I'm like. holy shit. The zombie had a crowbar like... inside him and I yank it out and hit him like 20 times in the head, more started to come out and we all rush into the car. Also medic is there now kmhdaayk I'm in the back of the car and I'm like go go go!!! and we start driving and it gets quiet and there's a fucking tank that lifts our car up and like bashes it's head thru the bottom of the car and he bites me. that fuckers bite hurt like a fucking snapping turtle someone shoots it or something cause now it's just gone and I'm panicking and holding my wound trying to stop the bleeding and medic Infront of me goes, we're immune nothing really bad will happen I promise and Im just trying to stay awake listening to him I say something like "What if I turn? How do you know we're immune" and he gives this speech I don't remember what it was but eventually he says "No offense but your IQ is too low to do anything too dangerous as a Tank" (DAMNNN OK WHAT DO YOU MEAN FUCK U) And I'm like. starting to turn and he goes from :) to :( I'm like starting to growl at everyone and everyone is just like FIGHT IT TRY AND FIGHT IT!! so I'm like... midway of fully turning and like trying to fight control over this infection I don't remember anything past that but what... the hell...

[princesssmars]

I NEED ;) a poly Steve Harrington and Eddie Munson fic with either any kind of reader. Maybe protecting each other in the upside down, or being completely parents to the kids (lots of cute fluff), or reader is with Mike/will/the others because they went with Mike to see el and Will and Eddie/Steve thinks they are safe there and it’s funny because it then goes to their pov and their being shot at (maybe they call each other at some point and their like got to go we’re running from the literal FBI).

Relationship HC's - poly!steddie x reader

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MY FIRST REQUEST MFS LETS GO also you guys work quick lmaooo. but I also like eddie more than I thought I would so here this is. i wanted to include both if you were with them vs with mike will and johnathan so idk if it works but uh yeah enjoy it anyway (anon im sorry this took me 5 years)

cw: uhhh fluff, violence bc Stranger Things. i guess scary things bc Stranger Things. a hiiint of spice bc i cant help myself

so here the three of you are, the ex-king, the freak and the nerd

how you got together ? no idea

most likely you and eddie met steve while going to pick a movie as a treat for him since you tutor him so he wont fail senior year a third time

steve went through his usual bi panic when he saw these two pretty people walk into the store and tried to turn on The Harrington Charm™️ and lets just say hes lucky you both thought he was cute

so badda bing badda boom ur all dating

the party loving you to bits

not being upset when you get asked to "babysit" or just hang out with them, like being an extra for hellfire, chilling and listening to music with max, etc.

and also eddie adores you for being into dnd, he tried to get steve into it and he loves him but was like nah 😐

jane and will even start to like you before they visit based on everyones letters

steve being highkey lowkey jealous because eddie already basically stole lucas dustin and mike and here you go winning over everyone 💀

but he does love it, as we've learned mans wants a whole damn hockey team of harringtons so seeing you being so good with kids does something to him

breeding kink anyone

then that just makes me thing of the three of you lying in bed late at night talking about the future you all want

if its rich boy!steve then him thinking of moving you all to some big house near the city with enough room for the 3 9 of you <3

you and eds def tease him for it but the idea of staying in a nice house and raising a family with them doesnt sound that bad...

but then spring break happens

you think itll be fun, a chance to relax from your studies, chill with your friends, maybe even go on a date or two with your loves

then the next thing you know your house phone is blowing up because dustin n steve say your eddie is wanted for the murder of chrissy fucing cunnigham

greaaaat

now your all driving around in the woods and you find eddie nd hes so god damn terrified and grabs you n steve and hugs you so tight :(

you and eddie being shocked but also kind of hurt when finding out about the upside down and stuff bc why didnt steve warn yall about this shit ???

but he was scared of putting you both in danger wanted you both to be safe etc etc

valid ofc bc hes definitely not pytting the loves of his life in danger hello ??

you and steve being so hesitant to leave eddie by himself so you leave him a bunch of kisses to get him by <3

and then after all this your girls max is cursed next ? and some stupid high school jocks are hunting your boyfriend ?

best spring break ever .

this was messy as shit and i might continue but until then peace out .

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

hi , im aphrodite anon and i saw someone doing a ranking here once and i wanted to give a ranking on if my strict arab / muslim family would be approving of my courting of the twisted wonderland cast heartslabyul <3 riddle : listen , my mother is all for the rules. they’d drink tea together and talk about how im “too argumentative for my own good”. my dad tried intimidating him and then warmed up to him because he could probably take care of me or smth like that—my siblings , cousins , and uncles are too much for him so at family gatherings he just hangs out with my aunties 9/10 trey : TELL ME THEY WOULDN’T LOVE HIM—like they teach him how to bake all of our yemeni desserts like ma’amool , ka’ak , bint al sahn—they adore him. my mom is all for the extensive dental knowledge and my dad probably teaches him how to cook lahim sighar and shawarma , while bonding over dude stuff idfk 20/10 cater : okay so my aunties would like him a lot. he’s so chatty with them that they just invite me over so that they can talk with him. he probably called them ‘pretty’ or complimented their middle easterner hair and ever since then he became one of the aunties—my cousins climb him like a tree and do his hair <3 my uncles make fun of him because they’re stupid like that 8/10 ace : no. like i cant take this mf anywhere with me. HE WOULD ACT LIKE MY MALE COUSINS AND THEY’D FUCKING MAKE THE LITTLE KIDS WRESTLE—based on a true story. he’d get along with my uncles and my cousins , but the kids would fucking hate him sooooo. my dad wouldn’t like him either 3/10 deuce : he’s perfect. he’s sweet , respectful , helpful , strong—like the moment my grandparents are all for him is when they see him helping my mom carry heavy stuff out of the car. my dad would adore him because he has good intentions and my cousins would love hanging around him 10/10 savanaclaw <3

leona : my uncles are pretty lazy , but he takes the cake. we’re singing happy birthday to my grandpa and he’s in the guest bedroom napping—they wouldn’t like him very much at all. i have like 30 younger cousins and they’d annoy the hell out of him so yeah -1/10 ruggie : no he fits right in with the arabs. they’ll laugh together and my grandma will feed him until he can’t fit into his jeans. he eats really well at all of out family reunions <33 AND THE KIDS LOVE HIM. they aren’t even suspicious of him when my auntie’s gold earrings suddenly go missing 10/10 jack : they’d be unsure at first and then they’d love him. he and my dad get along the most because my dad really likes reliable people with good morals <3 my mom invites him over and teaches him how to make classic yemeni dishes , whilst making fun of me or smth. HE’D SCARE MY UNCLES TOO MUCH FOR THEM TO MAKE FUN OF HIM OR ME HAHAHAHAHA. whenever my brother and older cousins try to make the kids wrestle each other , jack comes to the rescue for sure 11/10 octavinelle <3 azul : nah because why is he talking about the economy with my uncles and dad ?? and why are they actually enjoying the conversation—he’s smooth enough to get through my aunties pretty easily and he and my dad definitely get along wayyyyy too well. all they ever wanted was for me to get a benevolent smart guy , and so comes azul. he does seem a little worried about all of the khubz , ka’ak , and bint al-sahn we make 9.3/10 jade : THEY LOVE HIM AND THEN SLOWLY BECOME SUSPICIOUS OF HIM—they really thought he was a chill and suave guy until he made a low key suspicious comment and they always think about it. on the plus side , he’s definitely helping in the kitchen after we cook for the gatherings 6.8/10 floyd : no. they think he’s way too capricious in his nature and he’s just ??? they’re scared when he says something about squeezing a kid until they pop. he threw one of the kids for fun and then they started crying to their parents about it jkfhjdf it was the last time he was invited to a gathering. -5/10

PART 1/2

bc of character block limit smh

Oh my god welcome aphrodite anon

These also seem very very accurate too. Rip Floyd.

[patt-writes-stuff]

Beach Days with The Genshin Characters!

Wc: 1.7k+

Type: Headcanons

CW: umm nothing except mentions of alcohol and maybe people being creeps? (None of the chars or you tho it’s very brief)

A/N: HI IM BACK FROM THE DEAD! These were supposed to be a lot shorter but I got too excited. If you by any chance wanna see some for your fav character lmk! I know it says request are closed in my bio but since it’s just hcs it’s a lot less (and I really enjoyed writing these so ajdhdhdk)

🔥Diluc:

This man cannot swim. Tell me otherwise, I dare you.

Kaeya tried to jokingly push him off a lil diving cliff area when they were kids.

He almost drowned. Kaeya was in a lot of trouble.

So, good luck getting this man to actually get in the water. The most he’ll do is sit on the shore where it’s very shallow.

He usually prefers to just stay under an umbrella on the sand and keep an eye on you.

Calls you every two hours in advance and helps you reapply sunscreen.

He’s very pale so I feel like he burns pretty easily, meaning he needs to reapply super frequently otherwise he will become a tomato. He brings like three bottles of the good shit. Tch, rich boy.

If you ask him to build a sandcastle, he will pretend to be annoyed but do it anyways. Ends up finding it kind of enjoyable.

He has the maids prepare a nice picnic basket for the two of you!! It’s got all your favorite foods plus grape juice cuz y’know.

If any creepy peeps approach you, don’t worry. He brought his vision and his claymore.

Of course, he won’t have to resort to such violent lengths. Everyone in Mondstadt knows who Diluc is and they probably know you’re his s/o, so they’re usually smart enough to mind their own business.

If they don’t, don’t worry. Diluc’s glare is more than enough to scare them away.

All in all I definitely recommend a beach day with him! I’ll give it a solid 8/10 (-2 for not wearing floaties and getting in the water with you or letting you teach him how to swim.

🖌Albedo:

You guys definitely 100% take Klee out with you on a beach day.

You guys bring snacks, beach toys like buckets and shovels for optimal sandcastle building, a picnic blanket, etc.

Jean definitely packs a lot more stuff for you guys to take with you than you actually need.

It’s only cuz she’s worried for Klee and is nervous about not being able to go with you guys though! It’s very sweet really.

Klee tries to bomb the fish and cause havoc at the beach 😭

I think Albedo is a good swimmer and gets in with you and Klee so that he can help her (which is very cute omfg)

He’s set total workaholic, as we know, so it took a lot of convincing to get him to put down his experiments and accompany you to the beach (however, he’s particularly weak to yours and klee’s puppy dog eyes so he caved eventually)

Though, looking at you and Klee happily building sandcastles and decorating them with pretty seashells of all shapes and colors, he can’t really find it in himself to complain.

He, of course, takes this opportunity to take out his sketchbook and draw the waves, seagulls, you… Of course he won’t let you see the sketch book no sir. He’s a bit embarrassed to be honest, but an artist such as himself recognizes beauty when he sees it so he simply had to draw you. (God I love him so much)

If a creepy person approaches you,- well don’t worry. The sight of a small arsonist child blowing up fish is enough to scare them away 🥰

At the end of the day, all three of you are all ticketed out. Albedo has to carry Klee back to Mondstadt because the poor baby fell asleep the moment you started drying her hair with the beach towel. You’re, of course, carrying back Dodoco and your bags. (You also manage to sneak a peak at Albedo’s sketchbook and find some very pretty drawings of you and Klee with your sandcastle)

At the end of the day, you guys tuck Klee in and read her a bedtime story (she woke up and insisted). Afterwards Albedo takes you back home and thanks you for coming with you and Klee (which you ofc say wasn’t a problem because how could you not???)

All in all? I’ll give it a solid 10/10. You’ve got tasty food, fun times, your boyfriend and his cute kid adoptive sister (yes I am very biased idc)

🦋Xiao:

I think it would take a lot of convincing to get Xiao to go out on a beach date with you.

He’ll probably see it as a distraction getting in the way of his slaying of monsters and demons.

However, he also worships the grounds you walk on (hehe, simp XD), so I don’t think it’ll take that much convincing on your part (especially because it’s is self appointed duty to keep you safe so if you insist on going with or without him, he supposes he’ll have to go)

Is definitely a bit tense at first. He doesn’t know how to let loose and chill so while you’re sun tanning on a beach chair he’s like 🧍‍♂️ahdgshjsjd

Eventually calms down a bit though! You get him to relax and eat some almond tofu you brought along with you. It definitely gets him to perk up.

I don’t think he would mind getting into the water but I do think he’d rather walk along the shore and collect pretty seashells and sea glass.

He later gives the ones he deems pretties to you (he hands them over to you with a blush on his face and pretends it’s not a big deal and he definitely gets all pouty and grouchy when you coo at how adorable he is)

As for creeps, Xiao is both intimidating and well known in Liyue. No one is brave enough (or, let’s be honest, dumb enough) to approach you with any bad intentions.

Sure, Xiao has sworn never to harm a human/citizen of Liyue but that doesn’t mean he can’t scare the absolute shit out of them.

I think Xiao would definitely enjoy a beach day 🥺🥺. He’d find it very relaxing to go out with you and just hear the sound of waves and feel the sand under his feet.

He’d definitely hint at wanting to do it again later. Of course, he won’t tell you. No, that’s a foolish mortal activity and he has much better things to do.

Wait no, don't turn around, yes he will go with you next month.

All in all, I give Xiao a 9/10. It’s a very relaxing day (which he deserves 😤). And you get to see a whole new side of him.

💎Ningguang:

OK SO ORIGINALLY I WASN'T GONNA WRITE ONE FOR HER (at least not in this post) BUT THEN I THOUGHT OF LADY NINGGUANG TAKING YOU TO A WHOLE ASS PRIVATE BEACH

She knows you don’t care about how exclusive the beach you go to is (in fact, the fact that you don’t care about where you are or what you do is one of the things that make her fall more and more madly in love with you) but you deserve the best so she’s gonna go all out.

She’s a busy lady so days like this where the two of you get to go somewhere and be together are few and far between.

She knows it’s hard to be in a relationship with someone who is busy 24/7, so she appreciates how you remain by her side despite all hardships. (Y’all are a whole ass power couple istg)

The two of you spend your day relaxing. Sun bathing, drinking piña coladas, maybe taking a dip in the ocean. It’s all very pleasant!

Ningguang doesn’t quite feel like the type of person who would sit in the sand and make sandcastle, however you’re more than welcome to make some yourself. She finds it endearing <3

If you insist on her helping, she’ll eventually comply. She loves you too much to say no. I feel like she’ll either be terrible at it or like a total architect.

Sand is technically like tiny rocks right? So maybe she can use her vision to help her? If that’s the case, she’s making a replica of the Jade chamber out of sand.

If any creepy person comes up to you don’t worry. Ningguang will buy the whole beach and then use her right of admission as owner to permanently ban them from the beach you’re at.

The only downside to a day at the beach with Ningguang might be that there’s a big chance she’ll be called to tend urgent matters, seeing as she is the Tianquan of the Liyue Qixing and all.

If that does happen, she’ll be sure to make it up to you somehow, whether it be rescheduling or taking care of the matter as soon as possible so that the two of you can get back to your day of relaxation and fun.

All in all?? Lady Ningguang will treat you like total royalty and the two of you will have an amazing time! I give her an 11/10 (she would literally buy a whole beach for you to be comfortable I mean c’mon)

🍃Venti:

BEACH DAYS WITH HIM ARE SO FUN!!

Swimming? Yeah, he’d love to! Sunbathing? Sure! He’ll ever conjure up a light breeze for the two of you. Sandcastle building? WELL OF COURSE WHY DO YOU THING HE BROUGHT ALL THESE BUCKETS AND SHOVELS?

No but seriously, he might be the best person out of everyone here to go to the beach with. He’s fun, free spirited, and he’s a traveling bard who’s been alive long enough to know where all the best beaches in Teyvat are. (He also knows a guy- er, well, dragon I suppose- who is willing to fly them to any place).

He’ll play some soft tunes while you doze under the sun.

HE PICKS PRETTY SHELLS AND GIFTS THEM TO YOU!!!

He will bring booze. I’m pretty sure this is a necessity. If you’re a little upset about it, he’ll probably “eheh~” his way out of it. That slick bastard.

If you really insist on him not drinking, he won’t consume much alcohol.

If some creepy person approaches you and tries to ruin you your day of beach time fun, all of their stuff will suddenly be blown away, causing them to scramble back to their spot and (almost embarrassingly) flail around trying to catch everything. What a shame…

At the end of the day, he’d be a little sad to leave. Definitely makes plans about tbe two of you going back soon.

I gotta give him a 10/10 he’s just so fun omg.