Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.
"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."
translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"
It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!
very this
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i really think having an emotional connection is so important to bakugou sexually.
like, i think he has to be in the exact right mood in order to get off by himself at home alone. can't be too tired, can't be too stressed out, can't have too much on his mind regarding work or other things, and even if it's been a while and his body is sensitive and wanting for it—if his head is not right, he can sit there for hours and never reach his peak.
which is why i think ultimately he doesn't do it that often, because it pisses him off to waste the time and not find the release. makes him more agitated. i think porn for the most part doesn't help him because he's too picky, literature probably helps a bit more, but he's still picky, and his imagination can get him there, but his headspace has to be right.
i think he's slow to hands-on stuff, when your relationship starts, and you can tell he's going to be like that pretty quickly. he responds to your touch like it's an accident; you reach out to hold his hand and he pulls his back like your knuckles have knocked by chance, like you're too close. it's not meant to be a rejection of any kind, it's just—he doesn't want you to touch him if you don't want to. if you don't mean to.
but when he realizes that you mean to, that you want to—
it has him skyrocketing. surprises him terribly, the affect you have on his body, and how quickly, because not even he can always have that affect on his own body.
you reach up to push some hair out of his face and your fingers skirt his cheekbone and he feels like a stupid gross disgusting puddle of mush. you loop your arm through his and lean into him while you're walking and he feels like a prize, like he's yours and you're his and you want everybody to know and that gives him a rush of pride that makes his head woozy.
he's dropping you off at home after date number he-doesn't-know and you're staring up at him outside your front door and he knows he should kiss you so he does and his whole body lights up with a heat he doesn't recognize at all. just from that.
and then he finally gets it: that heart-aching, stomach turning, body shaking want he's only ever heard about, and now finally feels.
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Batman is so sleep deprived during a JL meeting that he keeps staring at Superman’s pecs thinking about what good pillows they would make and Superman grows increasingly red and flustered as Batman keeps staring intently at his chest
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Oblivious Kara and fully self-aware Lena is my favourite duo. And it works for so many tropes, too!
Fake dating? Sure, but Lena knows from the very beginning that this is gonna end badly for her but cannot say no to Kara, while Kara sees absolutely no problem with them holding hands & kissing because they are such good friends until one day she's like oh-oh I'm not ready for this to end.
Matchmaking au? Sure, but Lena as the matchmaker would feel her heart break but would push through because in the end all she really wants is for Kara to be happy, while Kara as the matchmaker would go all in trying to find a soulmate for her bestest friend in the world until she realizes how much she hates seeing Lena go on dates with other people.
S5 retelling? Sure, but Lena is fully aware of the real reason why she killed her brother and that's why Kara's betrayal broke her on the most fundamengal level, while Kara only knows she longs for her best friend to come back to her and doesn't understand why it hurts so much until suddenly she does.
Oblivious Kara and self-aware Lena my beloved.
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You know, thinking logically, there's a good reason why Casper is so gullible and easily falls for MC's trolling with scams.
It's not that he's an idiot, it's literally the first time he has to deal with someone who can blatantly lie to his face. He never talked to a mortal before, his social circle consists entirely of other reapers, and none of them are able to lie. Plus he has very limited life experience because he has always been too busy with his job.
And that's probably also the reason why he didn't try to prove that he's an actual grim reaper for the first few days and was just expecting for MC to take his word for it. Because it was always enough before.
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I've said it before, but genuinely there has never been a normal c!tommy critical discussion in the entire world. people Cannot frame tommy in any sort of negative light without saying the most out of pocket, victim blaming, abuse apologizing, or ableist shit you've ever seen for absolutely no reason.
it was true in 2020 and it's Still true today ! it's so Bizarre, because it's not even like you Can't frame any of tommy's actions as harmful (or at least in a negative light) without being weird about it. you can even Like Him and do it ! lots of dsmp characters get that treatment in the right spaces
but something about tomathy innit makes that just Impossible. you just can't criticize him without saying the worst thing that's ever been said.
as a wise tumblr user once said, tommy neg? why don't you tommy ne-get some bitches
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