#whyd ya look

[scarletiswailing347]

man i still dont understand why delilah was so hung up on kab like at Most she was a naive the same way a starstruck kid is naive when it comes to meeting their idols and maybe lacking reading comprehension sometimes but delilah had So Much beef with her that i swear she wasnt even trying to throw allegations at zam anymore but to kab instead

[asherasgayagenda]

I THINK KOHAKU DESERVES TO BE HAPPPY!!!!!

[tarakau]

Hhhhh currently hanging out with friends who don't respect my chosen name

[munsonsprincess11111]

Don't fuck with Eddie's girl

Eddie munson x reader

Summary: Eddie's friends start to get annoyed at your presence and say something when he's not around. You become distant and Eddie realises thinking he's dine something.

You go walking to the hellfire lunch table as you normally do. Eddie's not there yet but you assume you can sit and wait for him until he does. But then.

"I just wish she would sit somewhere else. She's always up his ass you know. Like it's gotta drive Eddie crazy." Jeff says everyone nodding.

Your face drops and your lost for words. Eyes welling with tears you turn away and head to the exit. "Guess I'll sit somewhere else" You mumble to yourself as the tears start to spill. You walk to the back of the school and sit there.

Eddie approaches the hellfire table. "HELLO ladies" he greets rhe boys and there girlfriends. They all mumble a response. "Where y/n?" HE askes noticing you not being sat there.

Everyone at the table looks at one and other shrugging. Eddie sits in his seat and starts to eat. He's concerned your not at the lunch table yet. And even more concerned when the bell rings and your no where to be seen.

-

2 days later Eddie hadn't seen you. You hadn't called. And when he called you one of your parents answered saying you was busy.

He walked into art class and you was sat at the back of the class. Relief washed over him knowing you was OK. But worry built back up as he realised u was in school and avoiding HIM. there seat next to you was open. So he walked over and stood next to the seat.

"Can I sit?" HE asked. You looked up at him looking a bit stunned and nodded going back to your sketch book.

Eddie sat down placing his bag beside him looking around the classroom. Leg bouncing. You look over at him and seem him looking away from you. You nod to yourself sighing going back to your work.

"What ya sketching?" Eddie askes starring ahead of him. You turn your head and looking at him stuttering over your words stopping then speaking.

"M not to sure j-just some doodles." You replied suckung your lips in continuing drawing. Eddie looks over at your sketch book seeing loads of different doodles. One catches his eye in particular.

You'd drew his guitar small amongst your doodles with a ringed hand around the neck of the guitar. Eddie sat up in his seat leaning over a bit. "That's good" he says pointing at the guitar. You smile Smally at him and nod continuing.

"You OK?" HE askes biting his lip. All you do is nod. Eddie glances at you feeling anxious crossing his arms over his chest.

"Good. Kinda felt like you were avoiding me." Eddie said still biting his lip. When you froze that gave Eddie his answer. Eddie nodded "thought so." HE says nodding. You try to speak but fail feeling s rush of emotions go over you.

Eddie gets out his own sketch pad and flips threw to an empty page and starts drawing. "Ed?" You say quietly looking at your lap. "Mhm." HE answers paying you no attention.

"M sorry." You look over at him and say. He ignores you. "I thought..." You say stopping yourself.

"You thought what y/n" he says putting his pencil down looking at you. He never called you y/n only nicknames.

"I thought i was annoying you snd you'd like some space." You say looking him in the eyes. He spits out a laugh.

"Whyd ya think that?" HE askes.

"I was walking over to the table and I heard Jeff say that m always stuck up your ass and it probably annoys you. So I avoided you and the guys to let you all breath." You spill out eyes welling with tears. Eddie looks confused.

"Did they actually fucking say that." HE says more a statement then question. You nod anyway biting your lip. "OH babe." HE says putting his arms around you hugging you. You melt at his touch and tears spill out your eyes.

"You don't annoy me ever. I love when your around I've felt fucking lost with ya. Mk. Talk to me if this happens again yeah. I'll fix it. Don't cry." Eddie whispers kissing your head.

You nod and put a hand on his arm needing to hold him.

"I love you." HE kisses your head saying.

"I love you too." You mumble into his arm.

Eddie was gonna deal with this. Them boys wouldn't know what hit them.

-

You and Eddie walk to the lunch hall him holding your hand and you standing next to him as you both approach the hellfire table.

"Look who i found." Eddie motions to you as you arrive at the table.

"OH hey y/n" Jeff mumbles.

"Who said what. N I don't want this Bullshit 'what are you talking about' who said fucking what when they thought no one could hear them last Wednesday lunch time." Eddie said leaving in the table looking at the boys in anger.

The boys looked at eavhother remembering the conversation.

"Jeff said that y/ns stuck up your ass and it's annoying." Dustin blurts. Everyone groans at the boy.

"Shut up." Eddie half yells. Jeff's girlfriend looks at Jeff and then to Eddie.

"Let me get this clear k? This is my girlfriend. None of yours. If I wanna spend time with her. I fucking will. She's not up my ass. If anything I'm up hers let's be honest here. Ever. EVER. talk bad about my girl again not only will I kill your character off in the most brutal way. I'm gonna beat the shit out of you. We crystal clear or want me to say it again cause ya get one warning." Eddie says with a smile on his face.

Your stood behind him a bit stunned yourself. Everyone nods and mumbles an agreement.

"Good right." Eddie stands up clapping pulling out the chair next to him. "M'lady." HE gestures for you to sit down. You sit and Eddie sits next to you hand going to your thigh. Everyone at the table is silent. "We gonna sit in silence or talk about something interesting?" Eddie askes raising his eyebrows.

Gareth breaks the ice talking about his new girlfriend. Everyone talks normally other then Jeff who's still on edge.

"Your kinda hot when you get angry." You whisper to Eddie.

"Yeah?" HE askes smirking. You nod also smirking.

"Wanna skip the rest of school and go have some good ol' make up sex..." You whisper in his ear.

He nods quick and picks up his bag and tin box. Grabbing your bag and your hand pulling you with him. But you stop and look at Eddie. "Wow Eddie your so up my ass I can say anything snd your off god so annoying." You say cockily looking at the table. Jeff slides down in his seat.

"Wrapped around my middle finger." You say to Jeff giving Jim thr middle finger before Eddie's gagging you away very horny. Gareth and Dustin are cackling watching Jeff shrivel up.

Gareth says through his laughs. "Don't fuck with munsons girl dude he will fucking destroy you."

You and Eddie run down the halls hand in hand to his van praying not to gwt caught. You make it to the ban and hw pins you to the side door. Kissing you deep and passionately.

"God I've fuckin missed you." HE says kissing you hands on your hips.

"Missed you too." You smile kissing him

"Good now get in the fuckung van so we can go to the trailer. Like I said I've missed you." HE says swatting your butt. You smirk at him getting in the van.

"I love you my beautiful girl."

"I love you too my handsome boy"

[10liver]

Bakugou was always the aggressive type, but you just do something to him that he can't explain.

Cw; Fluff, character POV, Fem!Reader

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It all started the moment you walked into class, your soft demeanor, your resting soft natural look, your pink lightly glossed over lips. God, he couldn't help but fluster at the sight. You were so fucking stunning.

But would he ever admit it? No, not over his own grave.

Yet he'd always think it, especially since somehow, you got wrapped up in his squad instead of Deku's. How? He has no fuckin' clue. Just like with his heart, you managed to squirm your way into his "friend" group.

Even so, he'd always wish you'd switch sides and go with that damn nerd's group instead of his. Why? Because every single time he gets asked to hang out, you're there. You're there, overpowering every single one of his senses with your strawberry perfume. Every. single. fucking. time.

And even during class, you're there to disturb him with your damn strawberry scent. Because of course, you were swapped to sit next to him. Of course.

And of course, you were sometimes sat beside him during lunch. Why wouldn't you be? God, he can never catch a break, can he?

He doesn't know why you're so.. you. Nor does he know why you're fuckin' everywhere. And he doesn't know why he feels the way he does around you. But he wants it to stop. He wants you to stop. And that's why he's here, standing right before you with a deep scowl.

"Can you stop?"

"Wha?"

"Stop."

You just innocently tilt your head, obviously confused with this interaction. But did he care? Yes. But was he going to act like it? No.

"What are you talking about?"

He stayed silent, his eyes narrowing ever so slightly as he eyed your figure.

"Nothin' just stop coming near me, Damn it."

Turning on his heel, he walked away with his hands shoved deep in his pockets. Whyd he say that? Did he hurt your feelings? Oh God, did he make you cry? Fuck. What's wrong with him?

"So.. you don't like me..?"

He froze mid-step with his eyes blown wide. What'd you just say? His head ever so slowly turned to glance at you over your shoulder.

He could feel his heart being wrenched out of his chest when he saw soft tears adorning your slightly chubby cheeks, barely ruining the soft faint blush of make-up as they dribbled down your cheeks.

"What?"

"You.. sniff, don't like me..?"

For once, he didn't know what to say. He didn't have any rude words of rejection stored away for you. He didn't have a stream of curse words at the tip of his tongue. He didn't have the urge to laugh in your face. The only thing he wanted to do was wipe your precious tears away with his thumb before giving you a soft kiss on your forehead.

"What're.. What.. Huh?"

"K-Kaminari said.. he said that you liked me like you like everyone, you just don't know how to show it.."

He could feel the veins popping out of his skull. He was going to blast him to the next state over, swear it. If it weren't for him, you wouldn't be here crying. If it weren't for him, he wouldn't be here having a dilemma on whether he should ignore you and walk away because he can't handle his feelings or walk up to you and hold you til' you stop crying.

God damn it.

The moment you lowered your head to look down at your feet, he was there in an instant, one hand splayed against the small of your back with his other on the back of your head as he pushed you forward into his body, embracing you in a warm, burnt sugar and caramel scented embrace.

You inevitably froze, your light sobs immediately ceasing as your arms dropped to your sides.

He didn't know what he was doing, or why he was doing it.

That's a lie. He knew what he was doing and why, but he truly didn't feel like it because whenever you were around, his conscious and train of thought flew out the window.

"Dumbass, I never said I didn't like ya."

"So you do like me?"

"I guess."

"Is that a no?"

"Fuck, yes, I like you damn it."

"..."

"I KNEW IT!"

The both of you flinched with him immediately pulling away from you as his head snapped to glance over his shoulder only to find his, and now your group of friends all cheering and dancing.

He felt his blood begin to boil. What's going on? Did they put you up to this? He swore he was gonna–

"Please don't be mad.. it wasn't fully their idea.."

The moment he felt your arms wrapping around his waist from behind, all the anger and aggression immediately disappeared, leaving nothing but a blank expression.

The things you do to him would actually literally drive him up the wall. He swore it. Which is why he turned around in your grasp and placed a warm hand on the small of your back once more.

"You're so fuckin' lucky you're adorable."

"Awwww.."

"Mommy sounded so cute back then!"

"Hell– Uh.. 'Course she was."

You giggled, watching as your now husband and pro-hero Dynamite told your kids the story of how the both of fell in love.

"Was?"

"Is. She is adorable."

"That's what I thought."

[aihaitahm]

having a crush on streamer ! roommate ! blade

cw: suggestive, not proof read sorry.

probably streams something like valorant or league (sorry.) or he streams himself drawing ! he enjoys streaming but he also just does it for extra money… he knows he’s attractive. doesn’t talk/commentate that much but he has some dry humor that makes people intrigue especially for how he is. when he gets annoyed at whatever he’s playing, he would cuss a lot but not like… throwing his keyboard across the room.

would stream with silverwolf and gets a bit annoyed whenever she beats his ass whenever they play together. sometimes they meet up and also play horror games together. blade has a straight face but is actually terrified that he screams “fuck!?!!?” while silverwolf stares at him with a straightface like it wasnt even that scary -_-

anyways, moving in and discovering he was your roommate was interesting. he wasnt really shy… just awkward, and may come off a bit condescending and mean but if only you could see his red ears whenever he interacts with you. at first you were wary of him whether or not he would do his own share of chores so you nag at him multiple times. spoiler alert: he does do his part<3 this is where you both start interacting more by playfully being sarcastic at each other.

“tsk you know i do chores when youre not around… you gotta trust me more will ya?”

“okay sorry…”

it was a rough start getting to know him as a roommate since he is always in his room when youre around or when he goes out a lot whether to the gym (which you find yourself staring at his figure or analyzing it behind his baggy shirt) or to hang out with his friends, he comes home late. but a sweet gesture he does is when you wake up in the morning, you see a bunch of food or take out on the counter as a thank you for cooking and leaving some for him.

he finallt brought his friends around (silverwolf and kafka!) and they introduce themselves to you while they nudge blade teasingly. like how could he hide his precious roommate from them. thats when they started asking you questions while blade’s ears are perked.

“so dear are you single? what do you like and dislike? to think bladie wouldnt even talk to his dear roommate… dont make them feel lonely blade ‘kay?”

“yea… i am whyd you ask? and i like ___ and dislike ___. and oh im fine!”

“whats your type! do you like games? can we play ? we can play with blade too if you want!”

“stop with the questions you two. and excuse me i talk to them… kinda.”

“sure you do.”

after that interaction, blade is a bit more talkative to you now but still a bit closed off. thats when you questioned him about the noise he makes and asks if he streams. he embarrassingly said yes while he continues to answer your questions begrudgingly.

you tend to text to your friends about him and march 7th starts teasing you to no end. dan heng kinda warns you about him but would support you to no end… just dont get in blade’s bad side. stelle or caelus would purposely create scenarios where you have to talk to blade since they have a lot of classes with him.

one time you were going home after seeing your friends until you came home to see he was making a meal for himself, shirtless. in which he blushes deep red but shrugs it off as he smirks. you were surprised and actually squeaked, telling him to put a shirt on.

“put some clothes on damn it.”

“well stop looking its really that simple.”

since your friends, you, blade and his friends came to the conclusion you both like each other, do you actually confess? no but obviously you both are stubborn and would rather deal with the sexual loving tension. roommates who decided to do grocery shopping together one day. to go out and maybe look for a pet. roommates who sometimes rant to each other about deep personal stuff. working out together. following each other on social medias. wt this point march 7th and kafka is practically screaming at u and blade’s face to confess.

that was until you were knocking at his door and he wasnt there since you already brought him his food. you came in his room for the first time to see his stream was on and people were wondering who are you. looking around his space, you found some of the little gifts you gave him and saw his phone glow up to a silly cute picture of you that you sent. making you feel flustered bc goddamn it you just needed to hand him his food.

‘alhaithamscatboy: ohmygod are u blade’s partner?!?!!? the one silverwolf was teasing blade about!

eimikofanpage69: theyre so fine!!!! oh my god !!!! wdym yall are just roommates?

KAZUSCARAFAN: UR LYING WHEN U SAY UR JUST ROOMMATES. ‘

“(name) whyre you here? oh you brought me food. thank you. uh sorry about my chat.”

“ah yes actually theyre my lovely partner.“ blade said as he pecks you on the cheek and the chat goes crazy. literally making it viral.

after the stream, you confronted him and freaked out. asking him if he just did it for the views or if he actually liked you that way. which makes him infuriated because how could he ever do that to someone he loves and respects.

“i like you okay? i… love you a lot more than i can ever express and i would never do shit like that for views. i had my eyes on you ever since you moved in. i just didnt know if you do. im sorry if i made you uncomfortable.”

“you didnt. and i-i love you too… now you should like, kiss me better bladie.”

“call me yingxing or ren instead.” he whispered as he kissed you on the lips passionately.

[lovintasteslike]

Stone Cold Under Your Feet

One where drunk actions have harsh consequences

Word count: 700+

a/n: now whyd this actually take me so long. the ending is so trash. also I just saw a pic of niall getting kfc with basil standing behind him idk why that's so funny to me. anyways send me requests plsss

You wake to a sharp ringing and a glow illuminating the room from your bedside table, interrupting your dream of...who knows what. You think it must have been a good one as your brain tries to grasp onto sleep again.

Your arm remains sprawled onto your right hand side of the bed, Niall's side, as your brain processes the noise coming from behind you.

Once the ringing subsided, your eyes start to droop, breathing slowing, until you perk up, finally realizing that Niall hasn't come home from his night out with the boys.

Thought finally enters your brain as you reach your hand back in the direction of your phone, mindlessly trying to find it in the dark of your bedroom. You brush your fingers along it, then grasp it, bringing it to your face. Your eyes squint to adjust to the light. As you click on the 'missed call' notification, Deo's caller id returns to the screen.

You slide your finger across the screen to accept the call.

"Hello," You speak first, your voice groggy.

"Ya gotta come down 'ere, y/n."

"Hm? Whaddya mean..."

"They're saying Niall broke his foot. We're at t'emergency room by Queen's Arms. Y'might wanna see this."

The remaining drowsiness quickly drains out of you as you hear the words, "emergency room," out of Niall's cousins mouth. You throw the comforter off your body and rush to find some clothing, grabbing the first thing in sight. His beloved Speak Up sweatshirt.

"The emergency room- wha- why hasn't Niall called me." In a scramble to start the Range Rover (which you hate driving because of it's enormous size), your phone falls beneath the seats.

"Ah mate, he's completely out of it a' t'moment"

"Like you're any better," you mumble under your breath. "I- just- I'm coming, okay? I'm ten minutes out. Don't do anything stupid, I'm begging you."

Before he could even take a breath to respond, you hastily grab your phone, ending the call to focus on the road in front.

...

The emergency room practically empty this late at night, or...early in the morning, whatever it may be, the doctor leads you to your boyfriend. He pulls the curtain back to reveal Niall laying on the bed, eyes shut and tugging his fingers through his hair. His leg is propped up at the foot of the bed where a nurse stands, wrapping his leg with cloth.

She looks back towards you.

"Are you the spouse?"

Niall's eyes shoot open, lifting his head just enough to be able to make eye contact with you. Your lips tug slightly at the sight of Niall's distressed position, but you hold back. You look back to the nurse, sarcastically sighing.

"Unfortunately so," you let out humorously.

The kind nurse smiles. "I'll excuse myself to give you two some privacy."

You nod at her, mouthing a thank you.

Niall sits there with his hands in his lap, one resting on his thigh. You look at him with a sympathetic glance before moving closer, taking a seat beside him. His head falls onto your shoulder and your hand subconsciously comes up to play with his hair, offering him whatever comfort you can give.

Niall, glossy eyed either from the pain or the pints, looks up at you.

"Did they tell y'what happened?"

"Had to pry it out of Capaldi, but yea..."

A beat of silence goes by before he starts again. "Why'd ya come 'ere?" You look down at him, raising your eyebrows. "You'll be tired when ya go t'work tomorrow."

You click your tongue and nod your head side to side, telling him no. "Your foot is one step away from dangling off and you're worried about my sleep."

"Ya wanna see it?" He asks, grabbing the X-ray papers from the side of the bed. "It's gnarly stuff."

He opens the folded paper and you grimace in disgust at the sight of ligaments torn and misaligned from his foot.

"'M not leaving you alone at home while you're like THAT"

"Yer gonna stay home for me?" The puppy dog eyes stared lovingly at your face. "Awww," he says, placing a hand over his heart. He squeezes you tight in a hug. "Love ya so much, petal."

You groan. "God, you're so insufferable," rolling your eyes, dramatically.

"Ya love me. Want to take care of me. Ya love when 'm a li'l stupid after a few pints."

You cross your arms over your chest.

"Keep at it and I'll whack you so hard, you'll stay stupid."

"Oop- yes ma'am"

You raise your eyebrows at him, a breath of laughter escaping both of your lungs as Niall's head falls onto your shoulder. Peace consuming the both of you, despite this ridiculous situation.

[wisecrackingeric-2]

“SeRrEnnEDy mAKeS nO sEnSE” (<- strawman argument I just made up for the sake of this post that nobodies actually ever said just suspend your disbelief for a moment I beg) I am grabbing every single human being alive by the shoulders and forcing them to watch the 1957 version of Don Quixote. You CANNOT. In ANY UNIVERSE. Convince me that Sancho and Don Quixote aren’t gay. LOOK AT THEM. L O O K A T T H E M. YOU CANNOT WATCH THE FILM WITHOYT GOING WOW THEY SURE ARE GAY. NOW. WHY DOES LUIS CALL LEON SANCHO HUH. WHYD YA THINK THAT IS HUH. HUH /lh /pos (i love serennedy so much i am constantly on my knees sobbing over them aoaoaoagjoagj)

[legacyshenanigans]

Rowan: *meeting Marvolo at the edge of the Forbidden forest* Hey?

Marvolo: *stood there with a Den prisoner on their knees sat next to him* Aah there you are.

Rowan: *looks at the prisoner then back at Marvolo* What's goin on? Whyd ya ask me to meet ya here?

Marvolo: *smirks* You've been a huge help lately and deserve a treat..

Rowan: *big grin curls onto his lips* Yeah? Lucky me *chuckles* What's my prize?

Marvolo: *whacks his wand ontop of the prisoners head* I've decided it's time this thing dies..So as a gift to you, I'm going to release them into the woods. *leans down to look at the prisoner* A nice little game of hide and seek..You shall run, and TRY to hide...And after 10 minutes *looks at Rowan* You..Can go and find them *wicked grin*

Rowan: *gasps* Yes yes yes yes! *BIG smile* Am I bringing them back to you, orrr?

Marvolo: *chuckles* Noooo, you may do as you wish with them.

Rowan: Fuck yessssss! *turns into his werewolf form as he approaches the prisoner*

Prisoner: *shaking in fear*

Rowan: *gives them a good sniff then groans in bliss, and speaks in a deep growly voice* I'll have no problems findin ya..This is gonna be so fun.

Prisoner: *crying*

Marvolo: *whacks them with his wand again* Stand.

Prisoner: *stands*

Marvolo: *smirks* ....Run.

Prisoner: *starts panting and runs off into the woods*

Rowan: *bouncing around excited*

Marvolo: *chuckles* And now we wait a little bit...Give them a chance to hide and run...

Rowan: Thanks for this, just what I needed.

Marvolo: *pats his fluffy head* You're welcome, Rowan.

~

[crypt-keepers-den]

Domestic Life W/Hawks part 4

Warning: the reader has been given no pronouns but is able to be impregnated, enjoy 😊

The soft rays of light filtered their way through the curtains landing unpleasently on your face, groaning at the fact that your husband must have opened the blinds before leaving for work you turn over and bury your face into his pillow,sighing into it enjoying the smell of his cologne.

Bzzz Bzzz Bzz

the annoying sound of your phone ringing finally broke your sleepy haze, picking the phone up, you grogily answer it "hello?" "hello Mrs/Mr/Mx Takami this is your Midwife Julia calling about your pre natal examination, we were wondering if you could come in at 10 for the examination?" wait what no keigo was supposed to come with you..shit whyd they have to move the appointment forward. "yeah um thats no porblem ill see you then" ending the call you quickly dial keigo's number praying that he picks up.

"hey baby-"

"keigo they moved the appointment forward"

"when?" "10 o'clock"

"ill see you there"

"but baby what about work-"

he cuts you off explaining that you and the baby come first, he'd meet you at the hospital in 25 minutes. Quickly getting dressed and heading out to your car. Arriving at the hospital, you quickly sign yourself in and take a seat in the waiting room, not spotting keigo anywhere you started to worry; maybe he wasnt able to get out of work; you couldnt blame them he was the number 2 hero, but you wanted the father of your child to be there for every appointment. Maybe it was selfish but he worked so hard everday so why couldnt you steal him away every once in awile for a 30 minute appointment that told him the wellbeing of his child.

Almost on cue a pair of red wings burst through the doors, a pair of golden eyes searching around the room before relaxing when he spots you, he pushes his hands through his golden locks; his cheeks red from his quick flight. "hey dove, thought i missed ya" you give him a small laugh teasing him "i thought i married the hero that was just too fast" he pouted a little, sticking his tongue out at you; taking a seat next to you, keigo held your hand, silently playing with your wedding ring. "TAKAMI" both of your heads shot around to the nurse quickly getting up and follow her into the examination room, "alright hon, im just gonna ask you to pop up onto the examination table and dad you just take a seat" the nurse began to feel around your tummy "everything seems healthy, any cravings lately?" keigo laughed telling the nurse about you waking him up at 4am because you wanted a milkshake and some chicken nuggets.

the nurse laughed before turning to you again "okay time for a few serious questions; any heart burn, gas reflux, bleeding, chest pain, abdomin pain?" you follow along shaking your head at each question, "how bads the nausea?" you give a brief answer that you were being sick regulary in the morning but beyond that it wasnt bad.

"okay! well honey you seem healthy and happy, lets have a little peak at the little one and make sure their doing just as well" keigo's eyes lit up "we're gonna get to see the baby?" the nurse nodded and you excitidly smile at him as he nears the examination table, his hands took their place on your shoulders as he peeked at the ultrasound screen, the nurse applies a small amount of the gel to your stomach; a small gasp leaves your mouth at how cold it was but your attention is quickly grabbed when the ultrasound machine starts show the contents of your swollen tummy.

"and theres baby...if you guys look here youll see baby's head annnd theres its little feet" keigo couldnt take his eyes off the screen "thats our little bean dove" he plants a soft kiss to the top of your hair, tears well up in your eyes having caught sight of the little person growing inside of you "Do you guys wanna hear baby's heartbeat?" you both nodded rapidly causing the nurse to let out a soft laugh.

The soft thumps of its heartbeat echoed in your ears, "baby's healthy and very content, would you guys like a print out of the ultra sound" you, still focused on the tiny human's heartbeat, didnt answer "yeah can we have 2" keigo softly played with your hair, watching your face contort in joy. The nurse gave keigo the printouts and a pregnancy diary to help keep an eye on both carrier and baby should something happen, you wait for him softly carressing your growing bump, "hey Dove, ready to head home?" "yeah"

[xamvjay]

Can you maybe do Toji x f!reader riding him? It's fine if not btw :D (I'M 19 BTW)

|Ride me - Toji x afab!reader|

**WARNINGS: contains smut, explicit language, and sexual themes. MINORS DNI although I know yall horny out there reading it**

The picture above is NOT MINE and goes to the rightful credited owner.

All characters mentioned below are NOT MINE and belong to the Original Creator/Author/Illustrator.

This piece is a work of fiction and is pure imagination and is not real and does not involve in the original story/timeline.

Genre: smut, romance

cw: switchTOJI!?, switch afab!READER?!, fem!reader, exhibitionist, voyeurism, PDA, not proofread sorry folks

A/N: first ever req im getting (and i'm thrilled af pls) – thanks anon <3, i'm assuming yall loves dilfs huhhuh. and YES absolutely! AND WHYD THIS TAKE ME 4HRS LMAO IM SO BAD WITH THIS buttt here ya goo and enjoyy ~

wc: 3.3k sheesh -----------------------------------------------------------

‘And I’m done!’ I thought happily, appreciating the way I looked, shown by the reflection. Twirling a bit as I spritz some of the DIOR J'adore Eau De Parfum on myself and sigh happily at myself. Today was a special day. Today was the day when I finally got hold of my boyfriend, Toji who seemed way too busy with the odd job that he never told in detail. We planned a date after struggling to match with our hectic schedule giving no chance and decided that today was the day. Smoothing little unnoticeable wrinkles from my satin, black skater dress I slipped inside my cheetah print full sleeve jacket. A beautiful, plain diamond jewelry settled nicely on the base of my neck which was paired with a pair of simple dangling earrings.  

Combing through my hair that I styled with my utmost effort, I reached out the lip gloss in the shade of power red and swiped another coat on my lip and correcting the smudges and maintaining a gradient look. My eye makeup was rather done simply allowing my bright eyes to be the star of the show. Grabbing the purse that was sitting idly on my bed, I slipped my phone in but not before I checked the time. 6:55 PM – it read. I had a couple of minutes before I head out. Going to the small walk-in closet I turned over to choose what footwear will it be today. ‘I’ll just match with my jacket’ I thought mindlessly and bent over to take the high-block heel. Switching off the lights that were open, I took a glance once more at my well-maintained apartment and decided it was time. Today’s venue happened to be the cinema and it was perfect because I was able to get hold of the tickets for the most anticipated movie in my opinion – Top Gun – Maverick. Locking my apartment, I trotted over to the elevator and entered it while humming away at a random tune. A familiar ding was heard, and the doors slid, either way, revealing the exit/entrance of the building. Greeting a ‘have a good evening’ to the nearby staff I walked over to my car and revved up the engine.

Today Toji had some personal things to deal with so he said he wouldn’t be able to join me on the ride on the way to the cinema and said he would reach there on his way. Shrugging the sadness away as nothing when I heard that since he never broke any promises and always showed up one way or another was reassuring. A podcast played in the background from my open radio as I drove to the cinema. Today the city looked incredible. It could just be my happy mood, or it was always this extraordinary. The city lights blared from all directions, blinding your eyes in a good way. The level of serotonin I got from the view of the bustling people carrying out different activities was really thrilling. A group of musicians cheerfully played their best tunes while the crowd formed praised away. Smiling slightly, I focused on my driving.

Today’s gonna be good.

Parking my car at an empty spot I found I climbed out of my car, making sure I collected my belongings and switched off the engine, and locked the car. Checking the time once again it read 7:22 PM. ‘Oh great, I’m not late.’ I thought and strolled into the cinema and was introduced to a large hall filled with full of movie posters and stations packed with various flavoured popcorns and different soda machines all lined up. This time, the cinema was quite packed compared to other days. Families, couples, friends, and numerous groups of people were scattered around the place. Drifting my eyes from the crowd I performed a slow 360o spin and admired the neon lights that were running across the walls giving it a bit of a club vibe. Whilst spinning I accidentally bumped into someone but not too harshly but rather a soft one. Without looking I apologized several times and was ready to walk away until that person spoke with a hot breath next to the shell of my ear. “God was definitely showing off when He created you huh.” That voice. It was a perfect balance of clear but rough pure masculinity tone. I whipped my head immediately to that person and engulfed him in a big hug. “TOJI!” I squealed in happiness as I looked up, peeking through my lashes while his towering figure looked down on me. “Hey, babe.” There was a soft smirk drawn on his lips while that scar was stretched ever so slightly due to that motion. His black hair was shaggy as usual covering his eyes a bit. I stepped back and looked up and down at his attire. And boy did he look SEXY.

A black full-sleeved dress shirt was worn paired with black slacks. The first couple of buttons were undone from his shirt and his sleeves were rolled up to his elbows. A hand was tucked inside his dress pant pocket while the other was brushing on his hair. There was a black band ring that sat comfortably on the index finger of his right hand. Flustered slightly at the way his strong muscles were hugged by the black shirt. It was evident he was a built man. Every move he did there was a slight ripple and strain in those carved muscles I’ve witnessed under that shirt. It almost felt like the clothes he wore was just a second layer of skin. Going closer to him I whispered enough for him to hear. “You look really good tonight, a little too good.” I stated humorously giggling in the process and to hold of his free hand and dragged him into the cinema hall #4 where the promotions and advertisements were playing already.

The room was completely dimmed down while there was in built small circular lights on the stairs giving a nice relaxing illuminating glow. I choose the furthest row at the back so we can comfortably have a view of the full screen. There were very few people at that row, only two people were sat at the very far end from our seat. The below row was also empty to an extent as well. sitting in our respectable places I told Toji I was to collect the snacks, but he urged that he would do so. After exchanging few words of who should go, he won and left the room before I could argue anymore. Huffing slightly at his sweet acts, I sat rather graciously and settled my items, so I was relaxed. Few minutes passed and Toji appeared cradling a large popcorn bucket alongside with two cups of cold drinks, one being my favourite and a bag of other snacks hanging off his elbow. Helping to keep the items safely and not creating a mess, he soon joined me, and the movie finally started.

Around sometime in the movie I felt Toji excuse himself to the restroom which I nodded unconsciously since I was so focused on the movie. Few minutes passed and soon I realized he still hadn’t appeared. I decided not to give too much thought too it and opted to hang around for some time before I gave him a call. Few moments passed he came back looking rather disoriented. The light from the large, displayed screen showed how his shirt was more undone. There was a layer of sheen sweat on his Godly built chest. He plopped down on the seat and manspread-ed, occupying the entirety of his seat. He was slightly more slumped against the chair and his right hand was placed lightly on his finger; his expression tells me he’s in some deep thought.

“Babe? You alright? You don’t look too good.” I spoke out with great concern. Lifting my hand, I pressed against his forehead was felt extremely hot. Snatching my hand away I glanced at him with worry. “You are developing a fever!” I quickly got up only to be pulled down immediately with his arm wrapped on my arm. I fell atop him, my chest near his vision. Blushing at the odd position I was in, I wriggled from his grip. “Toji, what’re you doing!?” I exclaimed quietly. “I got this fever because of you.” He spoke lowly. What? I caused his upcoming fever? Impossible. “You’re gonna have to elaborate more on that but do that later when we bring that fever down.” I said sternly, trying my best to break free from his grasp but no luck. Couple of seconds passed and he gave no response but just staggering breathes were heard. “Toji, darling what’s wrong?” I muttered out softly. I brought my hand after gently convincing him that I’m not getting up and caressed his face. “Ever since I laid my eyes on you, I got so fucking hard it was unbearable.”  I gasped at his confession and locked eyes with him. “Darling, you were so focused in your movie I couldn’t disturb you. So, I thought I could take care of it myself.” Poor him. He was dealing with all this all alone without me knowing.

“Babe, you should’ve told me. I could’ve helped you; you know.” I spoke sweetly whilst my hands slid down his chest ever so slowly until it reached the problem. I softly caressed his hard on and kept a fixed stare on his face. “Babe– fuck, please help me…” He gently pleaded. How could I not help him when he laid there in front of me, looking so helpless. How sweet it was of him to not disturb me when watching the movie not knowing I’d drop anything to help him. Grabbing his large rough hands, I led them to run my hair over and hold a makeshift ponytail. I settled on the carpeted ground and unzipped his pants and stared at it. There was a wet patch on the dark, tight boxers he wore that hugged onto his pure thick muscular thighs. Freeing the hard dick from the strains, there it stood proudly. The tip had an angry shade of red – thanks to the light coming from the screen I was able to appreciate his dick properly.

The cockhead was leaking generous amount of pre-cum which dribbled down uncaringly. A thick vein ran underneath the shaft and made its way to the thick, large fat balls. Licking my lips at the delicious sight, I looked up at him once more only to find him looking back at me with such intensity in his green eyes. He bit his lip as he let out a low groan. “Fuck, you look so good down there.” The grip he had on my ponytail was tightened and pushing my face to his hard cock. Preparing my mouth for the abuse I kitty licked the tip and kissed the sides. Sucking the tip like a candy I stuck my tongue out and allowed myself to wrap the tip carelessly. I slipped the cock to entire my hot cavern and the part that didn’t fit I wrapped it with my hands. Pumping with my hands and I bobbed my head up and down I fought back the gag-reflex. I looked at him through my lashes as I kept my cheek hallowed and kissed the tip several times. Spitting the built of drool on the head, I kept pumping his cock and once again swallowed his dick.

“You look so fucking hot right now.” He spoke with a low pitch and letting occasional groans. Thank goodness to the blaring speakers of the movie hall, it masked the erotic sounds we were producing. Suddenly my head was yanked back harshly as he came closer to my face. A finger was stuck in my wet mouth, and I sucked it, swirling my tongue. Toji tightened his jaw when he saw how obedient I was being. A smirk broke out as my eyes land on those pink lips of his that was adorned with that scar. “As much as I’d like to fill your mouth with my cum and have you kept it till the movie’s finished, I think I’ll use that pussy of yours instead.” His voice was rough and hoarse but had a hint of degradation.

His hand motioned towards his thick thighs, and I gulped at the sight. “Get on my lap, now.” He ordered with a gravely tone. Nodding I sat immediately on hard thighs. His right hand that was in my mouth was now removing my panty and was completely removed. Feeling the cool air hit my bare cunt I gripped onto the arm rest wondering what he’ll do. “Don’t make a fucking noise, got it?” He spoke right next to my ear as I nodded. His free hand wrapped around my neck and had a slight tight grip, enough to cut out a bit of oxygen. “Where’s your manners? Hm?” He questioned threateningly. Nervously I answered “Y-yes sir.” A satisfied hum was heard, and my underwear was now a small ball and was near my mouth. Getting the idea, I opened my mouth, and the panty was shoved inside. “Very good.” His voice so husky, his tongue licked my jawline as he brought my back against his hard, chiseled chest.

The finger with the ring was wet presumably from his spit and now made his way to my cunt. His thighs nudged my thighs to open up more. His hands were carrassing my inner thigh as he teased my pussy but not quite relieving any pressure.  All of a sudden, he stopped his actions and moved around a bit, most likely removing something from his pocket. “Open it.” He whispered hotly and gave it to me, which I obeyed and opened the black case. There it was a purple clit vibrator. I gasped at what I opened but that went unnoticed as I had a makeshift gag ball in my mouth. He then took it from me and then placed it on my clit., nestling it and making it fit right. Squirming on his thighs at this foreign object contacting my pussy was kind of exciting.

“Relax darling, it’s just a vibrator.” He reassured and kept it there for some time while he held it. Few minutes later he proceeded to whip out the remote and there he played with the controls going from low to high intensity. Immediately I thrashed a bit at the random, sudden sensation I was dealing with, but Toji was quick to stop my movements and had me attached to his back. His free hand roamed around my torso until he it massaged my covered breasts. He slipped his hands under the dress and then tugged the bra under and kept teasing my tits. He flicked, pinched, rubbed circles and pressed on the hard nubs of mine. He did the same with my other boob switching hands and felt the cold ring tease my hard ass nipples. Moans were escaping my mouth but were muffled by the gag. My hand went to his cock that was right under my pussy, which was rubbing it, making it hard as fuck.

“Shit, if you keep that up, I’ll fuck you right here, right now.” He stated with few light groans releasing into the warm air. I moaned at his words and pushed my hands to have a faster pace. I want him to fuck me right here. Having a hundred or two sitting in the same room, shrouded with darkness with nothing but just the projector as our light. Anyone could catch us. We could get caught. We could deal with the securities but that’s what made my pussy clenching on nothing. I let out some words but were intelligible. “What d’ya say sweetheart? You wanna get fucked right here? Like a dirty slut? Hmm?” He questioned one after another, his tone had a patrionising tone. I nodded as fast as I could and urged his hand from my breast to go to my gushing cunt. A deep chuckled reverberated from his chest. “Well, do it yourself then. Use me while fucking me. C’mon darling ride me.” He spoke lazily as he flipped through the intensities making me groan and break out into tears. The thought just past my head. Riding him in a public place, sitting innocently on my boyfriend’s lap while no one knows what was actually going on. That he was practically rearranging my guts.

I lifted my hip and used my hand to align his hard leaking cock into my fluttering hole. Going down I felt him practically rip me open. He was so fucking big it hurt deliciously. Once he was fully inside me, barely sat comfortably as I felt his cockhead kiss the opening of my cervix. Looking down there was a bulge formed on my tummy where my uterus would be. “I filled you up so good, didn’t I?” He spoke to himself and tapped on my thighs to start moving. I slid up and down much with all the energy I had. This kept going on for maybe around ten minutes and Toji just sat there, doing nothing, his eyes were on the movie while he mindlessly switched intensities. Letting out a whine and tears of frustration came out as I couldn’t reach the high that was seconds of breaking open but not quite there yet. “What’s wrong baby? Can’t cum? Need my help?” I nodded but he still sat there looking at me deeply. Soon he removed the gag from my mouth. “Use your words.” He spoke with a bored expression while his face rest on his palm whilst his elbow rested on the armrest.

“Y-yes sir, p-please mmmhm I wanna cum so badly.” I pouted as I squirmed once again. His hands than held onto my hip and helped me to move up and down while simultaneously he pistoned his hips inside me deeply and accurately managing to hit that favourite spot of mines. My gummy wet walls wrapped around my cock as I felt my high coming closer. He set the vibrator at a high setting and alongside with him brutally hammering inside me was really pushing it. Groans and moans escaped quietly from both of us and mingled together. The slapping noise was there but thanks to the climatic scene that was playing, the speakers were blaring with all sorts of loud noises. Few more thrusts what caused the tight knot to snap and caused me to squeal out loud. The dress had already fallen back, concealing everything while couple of people below us had turned around, trying to find where the noise had come from. His warm cum painting my walls white as the remote was switched off to stop me from overstimulating. I rolled my hips, grinding and milking the remaining cum of from his shaft and squeezed Toji’s balls. “Fuck, you better keep quiet if you don’t want to get caught.” He snapped while tugging my hair making me fall backwards.

After two or three minutes of cockwarming and him softening up, still semi-hard he removed himself and helped me sit by the near seat. The soaked panty that was held in front of me and Toji, he smirked and assisted me in slipping it back on. “Don’t want that precious cum leaking out now, do we?” He spoke smugly, his vibrant green eyes were clouded with various emotions and one being is lust mixed with affection. It was slightly shroud with his jagged hair that stuck to his forehead due to the sweat. He tucked himself in and got up disposing the waste in the spare bag he brought. He enclosed the vibrator and slipped it back on his pocket. The movie ended alongside, and the lights returned, brightening up the place. As he stood up, totally towering me he leaned down and stole a wet kiss from me, his gorgeous veiny hard hands swiped away presumably the smudged lipstick from my cheeks and chin.

“Get your ass up, I’m not done with you yet.”

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[dylanmunson]

baby parker part 10

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an: this is part 6+7 on wattpad! enjoy.

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Eddies POV 

I barely slept that night, but neither did y/n. After coming home from Harringtons, parker was so tired so she went straight to bed. We watched a film and cuddled, then made our way to the bedroom. 

y/n's back is towards me, her breathing is steady but i know she isnt asleep, but i also dont wanna interrupt the silence. She turns over and wraps herself into my side "hey baby" i mumble, she hums, "cant sleep either?" she shakes her head. "anything i can do?" she shakes her head again, "alright sweet" i sigh softly kissing the top of her head. 

After a while i feel her doze off on my chest, yet sleep wont take over my body. 

I didnt sleep at all that night, i lied to y/n saying i fell asleep shortly after she did, but i didnt, it was just one of those nights i suppose. 

Dropping Parker off at steves house, he still had the bouncy house in the garden from the party, we said our good byes to the little girl as she was carried away by dustin who had shown up just as we did. We get into the car and drive to the hospital. 

"Nervous?" she says i shake my head "whyd i be nervous?" i smile taking her hand in mine, she shrugs "doctors and hospitals init" she smiles softly, i nod understanding, they arent the most comfy of places. 

arrive at hawkins central we walk hand in hand to the front desk, where a lady signs y/n in before telling us a midwife would be with us shortly. We sit in the waiting room and my leg begins to bounce, y/n places her hand on my knee "its alright" she smiles. I nod taking her hand into mine again "just want little one to be ok yano" i shrug, but she nods "i get it" she smiles "but for the record" she grins "you dont have to worry about being a good dad, because you already are with parker" she smiles "so so good with her ed" she smiles leaning against my side, i nod "i just dont wanna mess up" she nods again "we all mess up a little, but we learn from that" she smiles. 

"Ms y/l/n" someone says, "come" she smiles as we walk into the doctors room, she lays on the bed, lifting her top up the doctor smiling at her "so lets have a look shall we" the doctor / midwife says grinning, turning the machine on before putting some jelly thing on y/n's lower tummy. 

She pulls out a wand of sorts and begins rubbing it against her lower stomach where she had applied the jelly. She looks at y/n before looking at the screen. "sorry its cold" she chuckles "is everything ok?" y/n asks, the doctor nods "everything is good yeah" they smile turning the screen. 

"and theres baby" they smile pointing on the screen, "its a little bean" i grin, "our little bean" y/n smiles. "edddie baby your crying" she says squeezing my hand "sorry sorry" i mumble wiping my eyes, "its alright, its an emotional time" the doctor says smiling, "you are" she smiles looking at the screen before handing y/n some towel to remove the jelly, while she looks at the paper work. 

"right you are around, 8 weeks, congrats" the doctor smiles again. "i'd like to see you again in 3-4weeks is that ok?" she smiles "wonderful, i'll go get the scan printed and you booked in" they smile before walking out. 

y/n's finished cleaning up the jelly, and sits on the bed smiling at me, "how ya feeling" she mumbles "our baby" i grin placing my hands on her tummy, she nods "yeah our little bean" she smiles placing her hands on top of mine. "i dont wanna tell anyone just yet" she sighs, i nod "of course whenever your ready" i smile standing up and kissing her gently, as the doctor walks back in with paper work. 

"scans for mum and dad, and this is paper work for your next appointment" they smile "see you then!" "bye, thankyou" we walk back into the waiting room saying thank you to the lady at the desk, before walking back to the car. 

"do you wannna grab some food? then we'll go grab parker" i grin "eddddieee" she frowns, "what? whats wrong?" "youve got work, as much as i'd love to have a meal without P around" she sighs, "baby" i say softly, "what if i drop you off at steves, go to work then take you out on a date say wednesday?" i grin, she smiles softly "if you wanna munson" i nod "i do, id really like to take you on a proper date, yano since we havent actually gone on one" i chuckle. 

Coming to realise we havent actually had a proper 'grown up' date. "if we can get someone to watch P then sure" she smiles, leaning back in the car. i nod "ive got it covered dont worry hunni" i grin before driving off to steves house to see our little girl. 

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A week and a half had gone by since the appointment, you had left your pervious job and had gotten a new job that allowed you to work from home, and it paid fairly decent as well. They had even provided you with a computer. 

Eddies laying on the floor in the living area as your sat at the table in the kitchen trying to get some work done, he's playing with parker, trying to get her to stand by herself. All you can hear is her giggling and "dada" every so often. "babe quick!" you hear eddie say, you get up from the table and walk into the living area, seeing eddie holding parkers hands as she stands up, he slowly gets go and parker stands there grinning at you. 

"awh hey baby" you smile "dada" she giggles looking at her feet. "c'mere baby" he grins opening his arms for the little girl. "dada ooooff" she says pointing to her dog teddy, "can parker get the doggie?" you smile, bending down to her level showing her the toy, she grins and makes grabby hands before taking a step forward. 

You look at eddie as he looks at you before looking at the little girl again, she takes another step before falling forward into eddies chest "you did it baby!" he grins kissing her face "you did it" you smile moving over to kiss the girl. "mummas so proud of you baby" you smile kissing her head. She grins and tries to climb off of eddie, she stands up and tries to take some more steps, she wobbles a few times but generally get the hang of it. "My heart cant babe" eddie chuckles rubbing his eyes. 

You smile nodding "shes growing up so fast" you sigh, biting your lip. "ive gotta get back to work hun" you sigh kissing his head before going back to work. You move slightly though so your able to see eddie and parker better. 

Thats how the day goes, parker carries on trying to walk around the room while eddie laughs and guides her. You finish work around 4pm and go and join your boyfriend and baby on the living area floor, as parker is now getting more confident in taking steps. "so proud of you baby" you grin as she cuddles into your side. She smiles up at you and yawns, "she didnt nap did she" you chuckle, playing with her hair as she cuddles further into you, eddie shakes his head. 

"nope sorry hun" he sighs, you shake your head "its alright" you smile kissing the little girls head. 

"Hendersons coming over to watch her for a few hours tonight, so we can go out" he smiles. You nod "i dunno bub" he nods, "well good thing i have a solution isnt it, Waynes away and ive still got my key, how about we just have a movie night and take out over there" he smiles "then at least we arent far if anything does happen" he smiles, you nod. "im sorry" you chuckle, he shakes his head "its fine hun" he grins, kissing your head "i am gonna have to leave you to get some things ready though soon" he smiles, "what you planning munson" you smile, he shrugs kissing parkers forehead as she dozes off to sleep. 

7pm came around and dustin was playing with a now wide awake parker, you had prepared food for the both of them incase they were hungry, parker having had dinner after her nap. "and if you need anything call us" you sigh, Dustin nods "i got it dont worry" he smiles, "now go!" he grins "shes also started walking a bit so watch her" eddie smiles, he nods "go now!" he says. 

You kiss parkers forehead before leaving your home to walk across the road to the munson trailer. Eddie opens the door and you notice he's hung fairy lights around the living area, blankets and pillows decorate the floor, as a projector is projecting a film onto the wall, thats been cleared of waynes hats. You smell pizza and garlic bread as you walk in as well. 

"eddie" you smile softly, he grins "hey baby" he chuckles, "you like?" he smiles wrapping his arms around your waist, "i love" you smile kissing him softly. "great lets eat" he grins taking your hand and leading you to the blanket fort before bringing over the take out. "i also got a shit ton of snacks" he grins "since yano we cant drink or anything" he smiles placing a hand on your tummy. 

"you could still have a drink ed" he shakes his head "naa, i've got my girls to look after" he grins. 

You finish eating and are now half way through the second film when the phone rings, you laying comfortably so eddie gets up to answer the phone. 

"hello munson.. henderson? what? slow down" 

[vintagepresley]

"If they get scared then whyd they let ya wake up. makes no sense to me at all."

*he looks down at his pants*

"Well hey. It did get bigger. weird thing, it ain't got that big before."

jodie tatum

Lmfao damn how big is Jodie 😭

[ratsoh-writes]

Hmm... alright then. If this was your plan all along, and that's what you really want, I'll let it go.

I just worry about you guys. You're family.

Just... don't think you gotta figure out everything on your own. You can ask for help.

*It doesn't take long for us to get there, and the turn out seems to be pretty quiet, so we'll get to mess around without a bunch of interference*

But alright, let's shake off the "heavy stuff"... this was meant to be a fun outing! I still don't know a lot about you Kovu, and I want to change that. You're welcome to ask me questions to ya know?

Fox is passed out due to dif time zones so I gut permission to answer for her

Kovu smiles softly, but then looks a bit too contemplative

Coffee: he’s gonna ask something embarrassing

Kovu: me? I would never!

Before he can start, you all get settled picking the pottery pieces you wanna paint. Kovu picks a pretty ghost piggie bank, coffee also picks a ghost piggie bank, and you pick a skeleton one with a chuckle. Clearly one for each kid

Kovu: …. So, whyd you pick coffee? Stars knows you could’ve done better

Coffee: says the f*cking single dad looser living in his parents basement

Kovu: b*tch you’re named after dirt colored bean water, don’t try me

[lucifer-kane]

The only thing Rain and I have been talking about on and off for the last like week is still the “Darius and Alador marriage for tax benefits and Darius’ weird childhood crush that has continued into adulthood. Featuring Aro Alador” Some highlights:

In the house after like a good year or two Darius gets shortened to "da." He's totally cool about being called Da. He's stone faced when it's first said and the second he's alone in the bathroom he's sobbing. Its how you get what you want in the house. You walk up to him, make an impossible request but you tag on a "da" on it and he'll fold just a little bit more. 

OK so small old men hc is they sleep in the same bed together(part of the contract. And it's also spotty Alador does tend to stay up) but it's one of those bigass California kings so incase of of the four traumatized teens come in they can find somewhere to lay down. They don't cuddle except for when one or the other wakes up mid nightterror bc of everything that's happened. Because I can make a case for Daruius not wanting Aldaor anywhere near him while he sleeps because that man  would sweat. He's old and white he gets sleep sweats. 

Also -sides you Daruis has a peacock palesmen hc then passes out to sleep.- 

Daruis busting into the Clawthorn-Whispers-Noceda household (no they will NOT shorten the name) and asking Raine how to get boy tape™️ for his boy who is transgender and he is sick of washing Hunter's nasty ass binders he wears for a week straight. 

I have a soft moment between old men. Maybe not the old moment that weird the kids out but a moment where they're both laying in bed and Alador is just talking in circles about Abomination science or whatever and Daruis is on his scroll.

At one point Alador just stops talking prompting Daruis to raise an eyebrow "whyd you stop?" "You're not listening."

Sighing Daruis puts down his scroll and turns to face him, "you were talking about abominations structural stability if in a beast form instead of Humanoid." And alador is there just agape that someone was listening while Daruis smirks.

"Just because I wasn't looking doesn't mean I wasn't paying attention. Now. Talk." And Alador does, emphatically.

I think the old men should lay in bed and scroll though fantasy grindr together. Aldaor is learning so much about what other people find romatically/sexually attractive. Alador is aro but not ace and HARDCORE judges anything Darius picks bc 'you could do better'. He could but also they get into a discussion about what Daruis finds attractive (like 60% Alador traits) but then he swipes yes on some guy who Alador questions why and Daruis reply "abs" "....I don't have those." "You don't count, you're an infectious crush from middle school that won't go away." 

"You're like a parasite I have a deep parasocial relationship with" "Is that a good thing or a bad thing" "It means I love you and it's weird" Alador: Shrugs. Works for me. Love ya too Darius: Combusts

He would just like crumple at I love yous huh.

Alador doesn't say it a lot, Darius more writes it on notes he slips into Alador's lunch and when they part in the mornings

[carcinized]

also !! cool url !! when/whyd u change it whats it mean !!

Silly extinct shark look at him go

they’re called helicoprions, i added a t for. Helicopters cus idk they’re fun I Like Vehicles. wanted a quetzalcoatlus (big pterodactyl basically) themed url but couldn’t think of a fun one that wasn’t taken. maybe one day. But ya ^_^