I'm just eating oreos in chessclub and I get mew what the fuck do I do Holy shit
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NEIL GAIMAN IS A RAPIST!??!?!
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i clicked on this mpvie cuz it looked shitty in a fun way but it's actually... let's jusr say. the book is not thr cover
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Edit since a lot of people seem confused - your "real" name is the name that you want to be referred to in real life. It doesn't have to be your legal name. So if you're trans and you have a different name to whats on your birth certificate, even if not many people call you by the name, it still counts as your real name.
Edit 2 : Holy shit guys please stop reblogging this post my poor inbox im getting like 20 notifs an hour asjfhkajshdkh /lh /srs
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Hc that all Apollo kids can understand the lyrics of any song regardless of what language it’s in or if they understand that language
What I’m getting at here is a kid who thinks they can get away with listening to inappropriate songs bc they’re in a language that nobody else at camp speaks (or it’s a older vocaloid song that’s in that really robotic basically unintelligible voice while also being in Japanese) and some older Apollo kid is just like “WOAH why the FUCK are you listening to THAT”
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The Nurturing Queen and the Greedy Duke
Credit to @sky00asara in this post for this idea I love guys who are moms (if you get what I mean) This will follow the same rough story beats but will still have a little of my own flair.
The Nuturing Queen, Mother of the Wandering Princess and Erratic Prince, has been said to provide protection and inspire devotion to all who come across her. Praised as Balance and Duality personified, she is a large influence and very commonly mentioned in every scroll, book, art piece, and all magic artifacts that Constantine has seen. He's heard from so many beings of how great she is, her feats, and her being the largest connection between the Unknown Realms and Earth.
Here comes the problem. The Nurturing Queen has an enemy who's been around just as long as she has, who's also been seen not long after wherever she goes, chasing her trail and lurking. The Greedy Duke. He wishes to have her as his own, and take the throne to himself, subsequently plunging the Unknown Realms into chaos. Whenever he confronts the Nurturing Queen, legendary battles commence, and he is beat back.
But now, things are going wrong. The Lazurus Pits have been reported as acting, well, erratic. The Erratic Prince, some beings say, has been seen discussing things with the Greedy Duke. They fear his loyalties may not lie with his family.
A shift has been felt in the magics community. Unknown Realms Beings have ventured into Earth, either out of curiosity or to wreak havoc. Now, at the watchtower, JLD work out how to summon a being and demand to know what's going on, the rest of the Justice League desperate.
When they finally do summon one, they're launched into the Unknown Realms as an answer, told to "Find our Queen" as the being dissappears. They're on a floating island in a green void.
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guys im not okay istg im on smth
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OH BOY OH BOY
ITS THE FUCKENER
hehfhfjdhdjehshs i love this fucking rat
oughh gonna spin the wheel again tmmrw :•3
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