#working on commissions and JAMMING

[eliounora]

for everyone’s knowledge I’m absolutely insane about jesus christ superstar other musicals may be good too but this biblical rock opera from the 70s is excellent. showstopping. ian gillan as jesus. murray head as judas. other lloyd webber musicals are okay but this easter tale told through sick guitar riffs is just brilliant. my favourite songs are the temple. but also heaven on their minds. but also damned for all time. but also gethsemane. but also everything’s alright. but also simon zealotes. but also

[sonyshock]

Kofimission for MarbleJams'~! ☕ Little by little learning how backlight lighting works~  Also I saved my reputation by drawing Clutch with the head streak this time Social media  + Commissions  + PAPERCUT

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[izzypaw]

more commissions i did! ^_^ commissions r still open

[wormthing]

Animal Jam masterpiece commission for @knexsis, of Goddard from Arc of a Scythe!

Check out my AJ commission info here (link) ::-)

[crownedinmarigolds]

Ahh feeling extremely productive and getting so much work done. Once again I'm so grateful to those who have commissioned me!

[hellomagicalsouls]

so i should be sleeping as always but im not as always. i had a dumb thought. what if all the commission workers are like the siblings? just souped up? not part of the 43 or maybe they are.

but when five created the commission he needed people who understood that people who work their need to understand the other thing of being human. being powerful and human.

we know that he created the commission but we dont know why. was the recruitment of lila solely a handler being a bitch thing or was she acting on higher up orders?

i also had a dream that the handler was an old delores (if she wasnt plastic) and mainly because theyre both blonde and wears fancy clothes.

[yourundead]

Working almost 10 hour shifts the last 2 days and finally day off tomorrow and I feel like

[michael-caranqui]

[sysig]

Patreon Tier Highlight:

Clean Cut!

Clean Cut is a high $$$ tier, at $100 a month, you can get all the previous non-art features, and the leveled-up version of the art tiers: Up to three characters in flatted lined or lineless vector art, able to be upscaled or downscaled as much as you like! As well as getting a speed vector video to pair with! Clean, sharp lines, cut neatly!

(Patreon) (ko-fi)

[wiingdings]

you guys should commission me: https://ko-fi.com/wiingdings

[sexy-candy-ass-karl-marx]

i need to actually stop posting my art on the internet it's so bad for my self confidence, like i just need to do stuff irl people are so much nicer

[slttygeto]

SLOW MORNING — GOJO.

note: made this for @aurelianamu and her pookie gojo. love you two.

MORNING LOVE

COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN

there’s silence when gojo opens his eyes, the room a little too bright for his liking but he assumed that it was still a bit early, maybe around 6:30a.m. he looks to his left, his arm thrown on your empty side of the bed and sighs when he realized that you weren’t there.

“early bird,” he mumbles to himself before pushing the covers off of his bare body. it’s a good thing that the bathroom is attached to your bedroom, he didn’t want to walk around the hallway butt naked to get to the shower.

it takes him a couple of minutes to clean up and get dressed into a pair of underwear and some sweatpants. he wasn’t fond of wearing a shirt around his place, it stuck to his skin and made him feel quite uncomfortable if he was being honest.

he opens the door of the bedroom, and the first thing he smells is coffee. nice, hot coffee and pancakes, his nose was twitching as he tried to figure out more of what you placed next to the pancakes before humming. strawberry jam, homemade—his favorite.

his eyes scan the kitchen for a moment and his eyes fall on your swaying hips, your (his) shirt riding up with every little movement around the counter. from reaching to grab the butter to bending down to open a drawer.

then his eyes travel up, and he finds himself smiling at your messy hair, tie barely holding anything together but you still tried.

seeing you like this every morning made him feel like the luckiest man alive.

“are you going to keep staring or are you gonna kiss me good morning?” you didn’t bother to turn around, but satoru knew that you had a teasing smile on your face.

but when you did turn around to put the plates on the table, gojo was already in front of you, looking intimidatingly tall with the way he was hovering over your barely dressed figure.

“morning,” he mumbles the word against your cheek before pressing a kiss to the skin, hands slipping under your shirt to grab your hips and squeeze them.

“someone is handsy this morning” you tease him, hands still holding your plates full of food.

“this isn’t being handsy,” he continues to nuzzle your cheek, before hands slip from your hips to your ass to grope the skin and pull you closer.

“this is being handsy.”

“satoru!”

2023 © all works belong to slttygeto. do not repost my work anywhere else.

[poppy5991]

Aizawa: Hawks was kind enough to come give the class some advice on being a pro hero while he’s on medical leave.

Hawks, heavily bandaged after a hero commission mission: Stop working hard. Hard work is not rewarded. Hard work is only punished. When you are working hard, your boss punishes you by giving you more work. Don’t be your company’s bitch. Do only what you are paid to do.

Tokoyami: *hiding his face behind his hands in embarrassment*

Aizawa: *finger snaps like it’s a jam poetry session from within his sleeping bag*

Aizawa: That was profound. Great words.

[artharakka]

ONE INSTANT COMMISSION SPOT OPEN

SOLD

But I might open more of these in the future if I get more crispy dental bills

I'm opening one slot for a smaller commission to do immediately between my other work. Where I live the public healthcare is jammed and since it took a week for me to get into any kind of contact with them and I would've had to wait til next year for a dentist appointment, I went to a private dentist. It was very fast but also pricey.

I'm hoping to fix the dent in my wallet a little, so, now is your chance to get past the queue if you have a smaller commission in mind!

AVAILABLE:

Simple composition (similar to my swordtember style) 80€

Waist up line art portrait without background 80€

Two sketches 80€ (40€ per sketch)

(latter can be split into two slots if there's interest)

If interested, send me an email at artharakka(at)gmail.com 🧡

[noneorother]

The art director & the Good Omens book cover tier list of doom, part 1

part 1 l part 2

This is going to have to be a multi-part series because there are *checks notes* 64 different covers that I've found so far.

I am your resident Art Director/Good Omens enthusiast, and welcome to my completely meta-free book cover tier list. Listen, making a book cover is HARD. I should know. But while we salute these artists for their hard work and time, I think we can all admit that once in a while, the vision is just not on. And on very rare occasions, publishers seemed to have managed to commission the cover art directly from hell... 1. The original UK cover

Ahh, the standard by which all shall be judged. We're starting off with a nice & easy cover, with adorable woodcuts of Aziraphale and Crowley flanking a custom Good Omens font! While I have to take a few points off for the terrible kerning of the word "GoOD", the blockprint vibes and general bitchiness of Aziraphale's teeny weeny wittle face, along with the sick colour palette puts the orignial in my good graces. Tier: Great

2. The duelling US covers

Progress! Hail to the designer who figured out trying to make "GoOD" and "OMeNs" fit the same width was a fool's errand, and even managed to IMPROVE on the original handmade title by adding a little halo and devil's tale to the design. Aziraphale and Crowley are facing each other, while also managing to serve absolute cunt. Aziraphale is wearing EIGHTIES SNEAKERS. Crowley's little snake boots have HEELS. They've managed to keep the woodcut vibes and colour simplicity, while balancing out the full title of the book. Both authors get to trade off on who's name comes first! Dare I say, this is a work of genius. I could dock some points for Crowley's sad bat wings growing out of his right clavicle, but who am I to question greatness.

Tier: Blessed by God Herself

3. The Halo Master Chief(?) cover

How the mighty have fallen... As a Canadian child, I was subjected to maybe the most horrifying ad in existence by the War Amps warning children about machine safety. This cover is the paper embodiment of that ad. I am confused by the purple haze. I am frightened by the seeming ethereal flatness of Adam and Dog. I am strangely aroused by Aziraphale's eyebrows, and intensely saddened by the terrible outline/drop shadow they had to inflict on the type to fit "Pratchett" in that god awful space. Tier: WTF

4. Germany, Ein Gutes Omen covers

This cover inexplicably exists in two colour ways: red and teal. I put the audiobook cover here so you could experience the full illustration, and also how fucked up it is that they cropped the book version to include three horse-people of the apocalypse, but cut off DEATH on the regular cover. Points must be given for drawing a pretty slick Bentley, but I think we have to take even more points away for turning Crowley into a Ray Charles/Mike Wazowski hybrid. The ducks are nice. Tier: Not so Good (Omens)

5. Germany, Ein Gutes Omen covers continued

I don't know if the German designer of this cover *knew* that they were using western yeehaw cowboy woodblock letters when they made this cover, but judging by how they spaced the rest of the text at the bottom, THEY DID NOT CARE. And that seems to be a running theme for this one. We get kind of a duality thing going on with the black and pink background, but it just seems like somebody whispered the general themes of Good Omens into a jar, and threw it down a well, and this poor chap came along and picked it up. The baffling choice to align every piece of text on the cover *except* Neil Gaiman's name which is right aligned and rotated 90 degrees (not even real vertical type) will haunt my dreams, I think.

Tier: Bad

6. US, UK The Traffic Jam cover

For the love of Good Omens, WHY. I can think of so many more interesting symbols to put on the cover of this book than the ODEGRA SIGIL TRAFFIC JAM. Props for keeping the good colours and type, but like, I think this cover was secretly designed by @amtrak-official, or someone who just really, really likes public works. Tier: Does the Job

7. France, De bons présages cover

Leave it to France to make sure people know that Aziraphale and Crowley fuck severely. While I can't condone leaving out half the title of the book (and thinking a red carpenter's square counts as decoration), I can begrudgingly acknowledge that Ron Pearlman and Benedict Cumberbatch's love child is excellent Crowley casting. I think I give this a solid dark academia/10. Tier: Good (Omens)

8. France, De bons présages covers continued

Just imagine with me, if you will, the absolutely hilarious reality that this cover posits: Good Omens is exactly the same in every respect, but Crowley drives a pink 1950s convertible. Why do all of the colours on this cover look like they've been pre-digested? Why are the font choices and placement so bafflingly bad. My face is the demon's face holding that car. I feel his pain.

Tier: WTF

9. France, De bons présages covers continued

Minus points for not managing to write the full title of the book once again. I don't know what it is with the French. They seem pretty set on Good Omens being demonic. While I do appreciate a good Bosch-style demon party, the dude in the middle confounds me. All-caps Museo Sans that isn't even *centred* in the frame is just so lazy. I am le tired. Tier: Bad

10. France, De bons présages covers continued

Uhh. The font. The font is okay.... I think? Yeah. The font and kerning are. Okay. OHHH GOD I LOOKED DOWN BELOW THE TEXT WHYYYY. Tier: WTF

END of round one. I need a nap.

[griefabyss69]

Legend Has It

Written for @steddiemicrofic!

[ AO3 ] [ Tip / Commissions post ] ‘HOLE’ wc: 404 | rated: E | cw: None

Steve's got a certain set of skills that Eddie's curious about, so he gives him a demonstration.

Eddie had been sober when he asked Steve what it was like to eat someone out.

He'd sucked plenty of dick before, but hadn't trusted the integrity of a stranger's asshole to put his mouth on it. Steve had been open about his experiences, eyes lighting up as he told him that oral sex was his favorite, and the question just slipped right out.

Steve's whole face had brightened then – eager to share, to broaden Eddie's horizons even if it was an oral lesson made up of words.

Well, he'd thought it was, until Steve gently took his hand, looking up from his slouch on the sofa.

"Here," he says, and Eddie's shocked stupid when he positions Eddie's thumb between two of his fingers to form a tight hole. "It's easier to show you."

Sure, he hadn't been asking for pointers, but hell if he was going to make him stop.

"This is the clit," Steve says, tapping the top of his thumb where it sticks out between the large knuckles of his fingers. "And here's the hole."

He runs his finger through the place where Eddie's pointer and his middle meet; it feels way too sensitive. Maybe it's just the Steve effect, the way he gets Eddie's nerves sparking up like he's about to self-immolate.

"Sure," he replies, giving him the go-ahead.

He's sure this will ruin his fucking life, if not his pants.

Steve's hair curls into his eyes as he tilts his head, giving Eddie a clear view as he brings his hand to his mouth. He presses a starting kiss to his skin, right at the bottom of the "hole", before kissing each finger.

Eddie's dick is hard and he's clenching his leg muscles, trying to stop shifting in his seat. He surrenders to a shiver, to the way his hands shake, and Steve holds on tighter, winking at him before he runs his tongue between his knuckles.

Even fucking himself on his fingers hadn't made his hand feel this erotic.

Steve's working him now; slow licks to his thumb, gently building up in pace and pressure, and it translates so clearly to his dick that he accidentally moans.

Eventually, his hot breath, his warm mouth, and the thrust of his tongue between Eddie's fingers becomes too much. When Steve looks up to meet his eyes, he jams his palm down over his dick and cums with a wounded gasp.