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I now know that google’s generative AI is not, in fact a Phineas and Ferb stan… is it weird to say I’m disappointed???
#wtf google#poor Carl / Doof… I guess#phineas and ferb#generative ai#fuck ai#carl karl#doofenshmirtz evil incorporated#dr doofenshmirtz#heinz doofenshmirtz
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i just wanted to know more about moss 😭😭😭
#this ad appeared while i was scrolling thru videos#wtf google#let me learn about moss in peace#gay#targeted ads#moss#lgbtqia#trans#transmasc#lgbt memes#lgbt pride#lgbtq#lgbtqiia+#lgbtq community#transgender#acespec#lesbian#sapphic#achillean#trans pride#queer pride#pride
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Okay, if you were using the -ai trick at the end of your search query to get Google to not do those stupid AI overviews, they turned that off.
However, a new contender has emerged:
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Google out here pouring salt on the wound and adding insult to injury.
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Asked my husband to grab me a roll of toilet paper (cause heyoo the roll was empty) and he said no, but the Google AI heard me and was like "ok I'll be right back"
...excuse me?
And now I can't stop thinking about a random man from Google bursting into my house to hand me a roll of toilet paper. And he probably wouldn't have pelted me in the head with it like my husband did the little shit.
#wtf google#google assistant#dont even know what tags to put on this#like imagine the american doorbuster experiance but its not cops its just google here to save the day#just hear “Breach! BANG sir stay calm ove got ypur tp right here”#id never recover#but also id probably be so grateful#hey google fix my door on the way out plz
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*tries to google whether that concept i've read before about rubbing someone's throat to get them to swallow when they're barel concious is true or not*
*immedietly freaks out and exits tab when google starts giving very much the wrong results*
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I just find out that Google translator would translate every single "废止派"(Chinese for "nullifier")into "abolitionist". this is so terrible, especially when I saw the line saying that "John Calhoun is the leader of abolitionists".😨😰😱
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what? that seems like a bad idea USA Today, why would you write th—
oh.
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I GOT GRPUNDED AGAIN HELP MEEE
HELPPP I literally got log out of my main and alt (luckily i was able to recover my alt instead) GMAIL account. Glad your alive bro 😭😭
I’m having to text everyone on this tumblr account until any further noticeee
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was looking up a misquoted saying on google and the first option is AI powered and basically just a rehashed answer of all the misquotes. And then the next three are articles about it with zero citations and that read like they were written by AI (they all read like a middle schooler trying to meet his word count on an essay by just repeating himself).
How are we supposed to get information like this?
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Who wrote this!?…
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FYI if you have an android don't update Kamen Rider Atsume because the playstore will lock you out of it. I tried older versions and none of it works anymore.
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PLEASE tell me that this is a really bad attempt at dark comedy from San Francisco's tourism department. 😬

#BlueSky#Wait WHAT?#Really Bad Advice#AI Fail#Bad AI#WTF Google#Black Comedy Fail#I Don't Want To Live On This Planet Anymore
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Me: *googles why my skin is so itchy after a shower*
Google: ok, so I'm not saying you have lymph node cancer, but you definitely have lymph node cancer.
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Google what the fck is this😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇(I ship fr I'm insane)
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*screaming*
I hate google translator
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