#wylan van arsonist

[honeyxmonkey]

Inej: Your smug self-assuredness is revolting.

Wylan: I think we need to validate self confidence more, lest you end up angry at others for having even a sliver of it. I've done nothing wrong and I have a heart of gold.

Kaz: I think this message is extremely valid, but also Wylan has implied wanting to set off the Yellowstone supervolcano, so what's the truth?

Wylan: I want to set it off.

[lesbicosmos]

six of crows is so incredibly hozier coded and to prove it ive assigned each character/couple a song and given a specific section of the lyrics

(i feel entirely normal about this i swear)

the books in general are 100% eat your young

There's money to be made, whatever's still to come Get some Pull up the ladder when the flood comes Throw enough rope until the legs have swung Seven new ways that you can eat your young Come and get some Skinning the children for a war drum Putting food on the table selling bombs and guns It's quicker and easier to eat your young

kaz brekker - arsonist's lullabye

When I was 16, my senses fooled me Thought gasoline was on my clothes I knew that something would always rule me I knew the scent was mine alone All you have is your fire And the place you need to reach Don't you ever tame your demons But always keep 'em on a leash

inej ghafa - would that i

With the war of the fire My heart moves to its feet Like the ashes of ash I saw eyes in the heat Feel it soft and as pure as snow Fell in love with the fire long ago With each love I could lose I was never the same Watch it still live in roofs Be consumed by the flame I was fixed on your hand of gold Lay in waste of my lovin' long ago

jesper fahey - someone new

There's an art to life's distractions To somehow escape the burning weight, the art of scraping through Some like to imagine The dark caress of someone else, I guess any thrill will do Would things be easier if there was a right way? Honey, there is no right way

wylan van eck - through me (the flood)

Any time I've struggled on Against the course Out on my own Every time I'd burn through the world, I'd see That the world, it burns through me

nina zenik - angel of small death and the codeine scene

Feeling more human and hooked on her flesh, I Lay my heart down with the rest at her feet Fresh from the fields, all fetor and fertile It's bloody and raw, but I swear it is sweet With her sweetened breath, and her tongue so mean She's the angel of small death and the codeine scene

(this is so nina post-parem)

matthias helvar - foreigner's god

Her eyes look sharp and steady Into the empty parts of me But still my heart is heavy With the hate of some other man's beliefs

kaz/inej - work song

When my time comes around Lay me gently in the cold dark earth No grave can hold my body down I'll crawl home to her

(this is just so i would come for you and if i couldn't walk i'd crawl to you i cannot)

matthias/nina - in a week

A thousand teeth And yours among them, I know Our hungers appeased Our heartbeats becoming slow We lay here for years or for hours Thrown here or found To freeze or to thaw So long we become the flowers Two corpses we were

(they're also incredibly work song coded, it was a struggle choosing between helnik and kanej for that one)

wylan/jesper - like real people do

So I will not ask you Why you were creeping In some sad way I already know I will not ask you where you came from I will not ask and neither should you Honey just put your sweet lips on my lips We should just kiss like real people do

[wesper-ao3feed]

Firestarter

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/kQLrUq9 by Kittycat3009 "I was never afraid of the dark"   Nereza Montalo wasn't a monster, just an arsonist. She was quite good at it too. So when she met Kaz Brekker, she proved herself useful quickly, and before she could even blink, she was a dreg. They called her the Firestarter, one of the most notorious criminals and most feared Inferni in all of Ketterdam. The Bastard of the Barrel's right hand woman. Death followed her wherever she went, the bodies piling up behind her. She and Kaz Brekker had sworn to protect and stay together until the day they died, so when Kaz takes a job to break into the Ice Court, she can't let him do it alone. "You'll be the ruin of me, won't you?" "Yes. Does that scare you?" Words: 4731, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Major Character Death Categories: F/M, M/M Characters: Kaz Brekker, Inej Ghafa, Jesper Fahey, Wylan Van Eck, Nina Zenik, Matthias Helvar, Tante Heleen (Six of Crows), Original Grisha Character(s) Relationships: Matthias Helvar/Nina Zenik, Kaz Brekker/Original Female Character(s), The Crows Ensemble (Six of Crows) & Original Character(s), Jesper Fahey/Wylan Van Eck read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/kQLrUq9

[samandhislostshoe]

i just feel like- that when wylan would do smth what is like.. a kaz brekker thing (yk?) kaz would go (in his mind) like: slay wylan, that's how i raised you.

[saanjhish]

It's season 3 of Shadow and Bone. You're binge watching. Genya is tailoring Wylan. And Jesper is telling her that his brow should be narrower; his lashes should be longer. And Wylan's eyes just snap to him, taken aback.

“i didn't know you were paying attention.”

Jesper grins. “i was paying attention.”

[rise-deepseamonster]

wylan knows he be fav.

[nicosniners]

Song I asscociate with the Crows 3

Kaz- Arsonist’s Lullaby- Hozier (finally!)

Inej- I Am Here- P!nk

Nina- Bang!- AJR

Matthias- House of Memories - Panic! At The Disco

Jesper- Crazy= Genius -Panic! At The Disco

Wylan- Soldier, Poet, King - The Oh Hellos

[musicallisto]

𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒄𝒉𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈

a wylan van eck playlist [6/6]

i. melanie martinez - alphabet boy // spell my name on the fridge now with all your alphabet toys ii. johann sebastian bach - flute sonata in a major iii. the neighbourhood - daddy issues // i know that you've got daddy issues and i do too iv. nothing but thieves - amsterdam // i left my heart in amsterdam where i could dream and nights were long v. gang of youths - achilles come down // today of all days, see how the most dangerous thing is to love vi. troye sivan - youth // my youth is yours vii. hozier - arsonist's lullabye // my peace has always depended on the ashes in my wake viii. panic! at the disco - crazy=genius // you can set yourself on fire ix. poets of the fall - temple of thought // when you're restless, i will calm the ocean for you x. the beatles - here comes the sun // it's been a cold lonely winter xi. of monsters and men - king and lionheart // taking over this town, they should worry xii. kansas - carry on wayward son // there'll be peace when you are done xiii. valerie broussard - trouble // HERE COMES TROUBLE

[germanbitchfiona]

Reasons why fire is gay:

Baz pitch: fire mage, he is very gay for Simon snow

Zuko: fire bender, boy is definitely queer and u can’t tell me I’m wrong

Bakugo: he makes things explode which requires fire, also gay

Wylan Van Eck: makes bombs and is v gay for Jesper

Catra: says “adora I need to blow something up” and is gay as fuck, also probably would commit arson without a second thought

Aelin Galathynius: she has badass fire magic and there’s no way she’s straight that woman is 100% queer sjm you can’t fool me

I’m gay and I’d stare at fire for hours if it didn’t hurt my eyes

@theravenfoxes probably will grow up to be an arsonist given how much it’s brought up lmao, is very gay

[twelve-kinds-of-trouble]

If you don’t mind me asking but what is the name of the fandom thats called “six crows”?? U reblog it alot (not that it’s a problem!) u can’t do you and I wouldnt mind waking up to 30 of “six crows” stuff :) and I may not know what it it but I want to learn about it, so if its ok with you can u explain it a bit?

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER ASK!

Six of Crows is part of a book duology! It is set in the city of Ketterdam, where magical people (Grisha) live in fear of being harmed. That's not important for now tho!!

Kaz Brekker is a young criminal who has been tasked with recovering a man from the impenetrable ice court (its like a big ol fortress) because this man knows the recipe to a drug that can amplify the Grisha's powers (remember them from earlier?!?) and the team is as follows:

Kaz Brekker, that criminal form earlier

Inej Ghafa, a spy with many daggers

Jesper Fahey, a sharpshooter who can't resist a good bet

Wylan Van Eck, a runaway merchants son (and budding arsonist)

Nina Zenik, a Grisha who is using her powers to evade harm

Matthias Helvar, an ex Grisha-hunter who has the knowledge to break into the ice court

We've got POC, Disabled, AND LGBTQ+ characters!!! You should read it!!!

[eviloneills-blog]

The Crows’ Theme Songs

A (somewhat) definitive list of the Crow’s theme songs. Add suggestions, if you have! @feanor-no @lbardugo @savagekaz

Kaz Brekker: Gangster’s Paradise, by Coolio

alternately: Arctic Monkey’s version of “Red Right Hand” 

Inej Ghafa: Various Storms and Saints, by Florence and the Machine

Matthias Helvar: Violet Hill, by Coldplay

Nina Zenik: Which Witch, by Florence and the Machine

Jesper Fahey: Some Nights, by fun. 

Wylan Van Eyck: Gun Song, by the Lumineers

Kuwei Yul-Bo: Arsonist’s Lullaby, by Hozier

[wesper-ao3feed]

let him be mine (let him be soft)

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/ErgOd6o by jordiefloatie a shrek retelling with the crows, zoyalai, my gay disaster son kuwei, my other disaster but straight (or is he?) and a lot more bitter son, kaz. contains love triangles, one beds, arson, death, undeath, sparkly wings, revenge, villains, and absolute bullshit. read at your own risk. Words: 1400, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shrek (Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/M, M/M Characters: Kaz Brekker, Shrek (Shrek), Jesper Fahey, Wylan Van Eck, Nina Zenik, Matthias Helvar, Kuwei Yul-Bo, Inej Ghafa Relationships: Kaz Brekker/Shrek, Kaz Brekker/Inej Ghafa, Jesper Fahey/Wylan Van Eck, Kaz Brekker & Jesper Fahey, Matthias Helvar/Nina Zenik Additional Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Crack Relationships, Crack Fic, inej is fiona, nina is gingerbread (wo)man, matthias is human who almost accidently eats her, cue dramatic enemy to lovers cause nina is offended and will hold a grudge for as long as she can, wylan is arsonist, wylan is bamf, wylan is all-powerful killer of men, wylan is dragon (literally), and jesper is donkey, for real, he is donkey from shrek, jesper is also magical, Simp Jesper Fahey, Simp Kaz Brekker, Simp Matthias Helvar, Simp Shrek, he's a horny mf, Sharing a Bed, Love at First Sight, Declarations Of Love, Love Triangles, it (doesn't) make sense I swear, kaz hates onions, I Don't Even Know, I Can't Believe I Wrote This, Author Is Sleep Deprived, shrek is a slut, and thirsty af for kazzle dazzle, i saw the shrek movie ten years ago, i did reread ck a few days ago tho, wesper is instantly married, though jesper almost dies before the vows, Inspired by Shrek (Movies), but nikolai is puss in boots, and zoya is kitty softpaws, TOO MANY COMMAS, POV Kaz Brekker, Touch-Averse Kaz Brekker, Kaz Brekker Has PTSD, Kaz Brekker is Bad at Feelings, kaz is a petty mf, and dramatic af, pekka rollins is lord farquaad, kuwei is pinocchio, Kuwei Yul-Bo is a Little Shit, Near Death Experiences, Major character death - Freeform, Major Character Undeath, kaz is krugesexual revengesexual inejsexual and ogresexual, Bad Humor, im not funny guys so you'll just have to deal with my unfunny jokes, kaz is grumpy magical and a fairy godmother, he has a baby blue and pink cane and glittery sparkly pink wings, he still wears a three piece suit and acts like a bitter over caffeinated eighty year old tho read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/ErgOd6o

[saanjhish]

No because I can't wait to see Jack Wolfe summon his inner Wylan (who, tbh, already looks very summoned) and blow shit up

[saanjhish]

No because I cannot wait to see Jack on screen as Wylan and go "we could wake them up" because the innocent darkness in that sentence is peaking and I wanna see his expressions as he says those words-

[saanjhish]

Ykw i just realised??????? Most of season 3, we won't see Jack and his beautiful face because Wylan is tailored to look like Kuwei and stuck like that ...

[saanjhish]

Wylan Van Sun-