#yall sleeping on this man

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

*Monkey sounds*

[mosthema]

WHY DID NO ONE MENTION MIHAWK EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT BUGGY⁉️⁉️⁉️

[ririarts]

Astarion "hates" heroes, right?

This pair is probably very niche but if you've heard Astarion's lines about Wyll in Karlach's origin... You know. You know.

[blue-lollipops-and-ice-clouds]

🍋II.

(Source - the lovely miissinglimbs)

[arom-antix]

Disclaimer: Do not attempt to copy the actions illustrated, you will not have fun. Just trust me on this one.

[icepick-jackalope]

The fact that Joe Morelli is so minor that every poster identifies him by his weapon and yet his themes ARE the films themes, the fact that he's playing the stereotypical 'one last job' career killer but with actual depth because dammit he loves and is fundamentally unable to say no to goncharov, the fact that his theme has leitmotifs from katyas and andreys because he, on the basest level, mirrors their unwillingness to say no to the beastly man that made them all who they are (for better and for worse, in sickness and in health), the fact that he - as one of our two actually italian characters in this italian mob film - is killed on the steps of the cathedral he was married in (cmon you guys why are you sleeping on the intersection of faith and deceit), the fact that it was his father in laws fucking ice pick-

[arson-09]

i HATE the term shadow daddy. If a character is referred to as “shadow daddy” by someone you know its gonna be the most uninteresting, bland and probably shitty male character to ever exist. Bro does the bare minimum and everyone falls to their feet. Shadow daddy isnt a compliment its a warning to everyone else

[bestosunglass]

HOW!! HOW DID YOU MAKE A MILKSHAKE HOT!!!!!

The way I keep getting these comments when I literally drew his ass in the most cartoonish, simple and boring way possible, yall wild 😭😭😭

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

the picnic table scene

[citrinesparkles]

six in the morning.

jason todd x gender neutral reader. 503 words. notes: requested by the lovely @jason-redhood for my blogiversary celebration how was may so long ago??? i hope you enjoy, lovely <3 warnings: none i can think of!

"c'mon, bedtime."

he chuckled before speaking quietly. "what am i, five?'

"jason," you said firmly, moving around his chair to lean against the table, effectively blocking the lamp from shining on the papers in his hand. "it's six in the morning."

his brow twitched ever so slightly, subtly confirming your belief that he had lost track of time. he sighed, leaning back in his chair and dropping the papers unceremoniously beside you before looking up to meet your gaze. "okay."

"which is bedtime."

"then go to bed."

"i was in bed. i slept."

he smiled, a charming thing- sweet eyes steady, tanned cheeks squishing upwards, lips elegantly curling- and you fought the urge to roll your eyes. "i'm so glad, gorgeous. did you sleep well?"

"well enough to know when you're trying to distract me."

"hey," time for stage two: the chair slid back, and suddenly your boyfriend was the picture of innocent concern as he stood up and gently slid his hands onto your hips. "i'm not allowed to ask about your rest?"

you welcomed his touch with a warm hum, bringing your own hands to his chest. "not as a misdirection, no."

he hesitated, watching your eyes for a moment. "it wasn't just a misdirection."

'i know," you said quietly, "that you care about me, jason. i'm asking you to care about yourself, here."

"i do."

"weird way of showing it."

"i was working."

"and i think it's time to be done."

he looked past you towards the window with a hint of a glare in his eyes, almost as if trying to intimidate the sun into reversing its rise. the thought made nearly made you laugh- nearly.

you fought to bite back the sound. this was serious business.

you couldn't show weakness, not when he was so close to giving in. not when his shoulders had softened ever-so-slightly, and you could see him weighing his options.

"hm..."

"hm?"

"are you going back to bed?"

"only if you are. i was hoping to get an hour or so of sleep next to you before i start my day," you responded, voice gentle and hopeful before it shifted into something more serious. "but if you really need to get more done, i understand, jason."

he hummed appreciatively, glancing from you to the papers littering the table and back again. "i can probably afford an hour or so."

"perfect," you grinned, pulling back and dropping your hands to the small of his back. "then you-" you pulled and pushed gently, prompting him to turn around, and he humored you- "put your work away, and i'll go make sure i didn't kick the pillows across the room when i got up."

he let you push him towards the table, your hands lingering near his spine as you kissed the back of his neck before muttering quietly.

"thank you."

"mhm. i'll be right in, try not to fall asleep before i get there."

"guess you'd better hurry, then, handsome," you called, heading towards the bedroom.

[morii-moth]

i blame @galaxygermdraws for putting him in my head

id never actually seen anything abt enderskizz b4 germs posts and im so so glad i have now

[squidkidcelebi]

Yeah I'd take the cryptid over the Abandoned Mineshaft Cave Spider Spawner Area any day.

[stevethehairington]

okay but i need ALL of the fics that take place during crozier getting sober. like i feel like there is SO much potential here bc it is THEE biggest turning point for him! esp with regards to fitzjames and their relationship. like fitzjames seeing crozier's choice to sober up as this huge defining moment, one that ultimately and unequivocally earns his respect (back, really, because he DID have respect for crozier at first, before he met him. and now he sees that that respect wasnt misgiven, not really). and like the way this choice is what causes the first crack in james' mask around crozier! ugh it's just DELICIOUS.

[technitango]

watched the first three episodes of the worst of evil and my immediate takeaway is im gonna need some more homoerotic tension between the two male leads asap otherwise what is the point

[piiinkfreak]

horrible, terrible 5 min doodle of a funny meme before I go to sleep

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[evansbby]

You guys I’m posting so many polls to get my engagement up but it’s not like how it used to be before 😂😭😂😂 ever since even before March when i took that month long break for Ramadan, my notifs were so dry n dead and it’s just not how it was before and i wish i could go back in time when everything was lit and fun but i just don’t know what happened it’s like everyone tuned out and then when i took that break, even more people tuned out and no one came back 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲