#yayyy i did it

[tokio-motel]

2010 TOM KAULITZ X M! READER: CAR SEX

nsfw content below cut, dont like don't read

"Shhh, baby, stay quiet. You don't wanna get caught do you?"

Tom asked you with a raspy voice, his pierced eyebrow raised as he pushed you to the door, your hands pressed against the (thankfully) dimmed windows. You winced gently, the cold temperature making a shiver run your your spine.

You tried to focus on Tom's instructions, steadying your breathing as he rubbed his hands down your thighs, need and lust taking over your body as you let out a soft whimper. His hands were cold and calloused from playing the guitar. You sucked in a sharp breath as his fingers traced your ass, startled as his fingertips teasingly dipping into the crevice. Oh fuck, fuck..

"Oh..." You let out a breathy moan, your hips grinding as you tried to receive more friction, get him in you- anything to help your throbbing member reach your high. You looked into the window, the faint reflection of Tom's smirk showing up as he slowly slipped his fingers into you, spitting on them so the process would be less painful.

You were so fucking hard right now you really wouldn't have cared either way.

You let out a loud gasp followed by a moan, your hips jerking up and your thighs shaking slightly. He had barley pushed in and you were so worked up, your hole clenching harshly on his fingers. He left a small slap on your thigh, making you hiss out and unclench for a second. With that moment he was able to push in another inch, almost knuckles deep into you.

"Didn't I tell you to be quiet?" He asked, his voice calm but firm, his fingertips gently tapping onto your prostate. Oh, he was cruel.

Your whole body jerked, your lips parting as you let out whimpers and whines, biting your lip harshly to try to muffle your noises. Tom licked his own lips, slowly thrusting his fingers in and out, spitting on his fingers again so they could move more freely.

His fingers slowly picked up pace, going faster as he scissored you, stretching you out. You let out little gasps, but other than that you stayed quiet. Tom smiled as you followed his orders, rewarding you with faster thrusts to see how far he could push you.

With each thrust in he would curl his fingers, making you see stars and moan loudly, which earned you another slap; this time on your ass. "C'mon, gorgeous. You were doing so good for me, I know you can be quiet.." He whispered into your ear, puncturing each word with a thrust into you making you whimper out, shaking against the door.

You whined softly, you really were trying! You bit your lip harder in an attempt to be quiet, trying to focus on the pleasure. He suddenly rammed his fingers right into your prostate, making you let out a choked cry followed by a whimper.

This time, however, he didn't try to shut you up, instead chuckling deeply as his eyes darkened with lust and continuing his pace. His fingertips scratched and banged into your sensitive spot over and over, making tears flow your vision and gasps escape your lips.

"Oh I'm gonna- I'm..oh my god.." You whined out, eyes rolling into the back of your skull as you clenched and unclenched on his fingers, the pleasure almost overbearing. He cooed gently, slipping his fingers out of you when he felt your body tense up, feeling your prostate gently throb at his touch.

You let out a whine of need and confusion as he pulled his fingers out with a soft pop, wanting to cry as you had been denied. He shook his head even though you couldn't see, a smug look on his face.

"Not yet. You need to follow orders..maybe I need to teach you better, huh?" he hummed deeply, fingers running down your spine making you shudder. You heard a belt click, followed by the sound of clothes being taken off. Your body twitched in anticipation, your cock painfully hard.

Tom would surely be the death of you.

[alphasunpup]

Feedist Kinktober Day 31- Halloween Party/Stuffing

Welp, it's been a fun ride! Thanks again @fatguarddog for the creation of these prompts, really helped me out of a creative rut. Well, enjoy the read yall!

Calling all the monsters blares out of the speakers in your home. You go find your friend through out the "haunted mansion" party she invited you too. Everyone's costume looked so good. There were your typical vampires, werewolves, and witches. But also some elves, a few Frankenstein couple costumes, and even a devil. You find your friend beautifully dressed up as a witch. She's kind of in her normal attire just wearing purple with a sparkly hat.

"Hey! I'm so glad you could make it!" She said wrapping you in a hug. She felt softer than usual. Her brown skin peak out a bit from the thigh cut dress.

"Of course, I couldn't miss it!" You say excitedly.

"I love your costume," she says. You blush, happy that she appreciated your black cat costume. You decided to actually go as the marvel character which a couple people didn't get.

"Thanks and you look gorgeous. I mean you always look gorgeous, I mean, you look great," I say with an embarrassed chuckle.

She blushes and chuckles. "Thanks. Hey, let me show you the appetizers!" She leads you to a gigantic kitchen where there are some caters lining up food.

"Sushi?" She asks and you gratefully nod.

You let out a moan at her placing the sushi dipped in a little soy sauce in your mouth. She gets about six pieces in you before your full. But then there's pumpkin soup. The soup warms and fills your belly. You put a hand to your tummy feeling it press against the leather suit. You decide to ignore it, blaming it on a little bloat. Then she cuts you a slice of "monster ham," something silly to go with the festivity.

Time passes as she feeds you delicious appetizers, main dishes, and dessert. If this was what a first date was, you didn't imagine it would be at a Halloween party, but hey, who cares? When you finally finish you sit down and notice how your belly bloated out against your costume.

You also notice that the silver spoons she was feeding you food with, wasn't real silver, it was stainless steal. You also noticed that the chandelier in the middle of the kitchen was made of 2.8K diamond, the color around the F-G category. You blink, taken back by that knowledge.

You look around and realize your glasses were feeding you an analysis of every expensive looking thing in the house and the authenticity of the items. You take off your glasses/goggles and look around. Your friend was looking plumper than just before and when you put on the glasses they do an analogy showing she had just gained a bit of weight from before. When you start to analyze the party goers, you notice they're all putting on weight at different rates. But they're also becoming their costumes. The people dressed up as vampires, were drinking more and more punch, the punch becoming blood.

Your friend chuckles and smiles. "Good, the reality warping spell is working."

"The what?!"

She gives you a bright smile. "The reality warping spell. Don't worry all the changes will wear off by sunrise. You know, unless a few people enjoyed the new changes," she said. She takes your glasses, looks at them and nods. "Never knew you were a fan of Black Cat."

You blush. You take back the glasses and think about all the cool abilities and knowledge you would have as the thief, Black Cat.

"Well, can this kitty steal your heart?"

Your friend blushes and then softly kisses you. She sucks on your lip a little. "Only if you let this witch keep feeding you," she says and she rubs your belly.

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Iiiiii wrote something

The Rubble of our sins

Yayyyyy

(sobbing the word count)

[tea-twords]

Group #7 for Windtrace headcanons!

In this group: Mona, Ningguang, Noelle, and Qiqi

Mona

I'll be honest I didn't know much about her before 2.8

Or Fischl

But I am in love with their Older/younger sister relationship and will mention it a lot

Also this may involve some Fischl headcanons because when I published her post I hardly knew her

So

Mona

Fischl beat down her door to get her to come because of course she did

So Mona's first games were with Fischl, Bennett, and Razor

Despite her water-cloak speed, Mona would make a better Hunter than Rebel

As a Hunter, its kind of like she doesn't take it very seriously at first

She does what she needs to do, finds who she wants to find, and just puts minimal effort in it sometimes

It's no big deal if she loses

Unless

Said rebels are being little shits

Because Mona gets provoked easily

And when she does she gets 100x more serious

She will find and wreck your ass

Honestly though sometimes it's so hard not to mess with her when she's a hunter

Her reactions to bait traps are so fricken funny

Kaeya and Fischl use them so often and Mona is fuming

"AAH! WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THAT?? I SWEAR, I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL HAVE YOU TAKEN DOWN, MARK MY WORDS"

But it happens so often

And honestly she usually does get said asshole rebel for it

She actually only uses her water cloak in emergencies, like when the Rebel is riiight there and she needs a boost

Games with people like Noelle, Sucrose, and Barbara she likes a lot because they aren't so bent on teasing her

Games with people like Fischl, Kaeya, and Lisa, she will go apeshit

That's basically how she is

She'd use teasing only sometimes, and usually as a close-to-last resort

And only on people she'd know well/ knows they'll react

So only really Fischl, Bennett, Razor, Noelle, Klee, and Aether

But she's good at it

Because even if she's never tickled you before she can just see your spots

But anyway

Hunter Mona

Now for Rebel Mona

She's quite decent

Chooses decent spots

Uses her skills to her best advantage

She's your average Rebel

Although very weak to teasing

She'll tease as a hunter

But she's one of those people who are the epitome of "cant take what you dish out"

Like she'll be idk a fucking lantern and then hunter starts teasing and she goes bright red

Also v ticklish so that's just an excellent plus

And and and it's fun to scare her when she doesn't see you coming

Lmfao I'm so sorry Mona

Like as a hunter, she'd only use her water cloak in emergencies, like when being pursued and having to make a quick getaway

The dreaded anticipation box is her worst nightmare

You know what I'm talking about

Rosaria's used that on her a few times

She died each and everytime

Her favorite people to play with would be Fischl (surprising but not surprising), Bennett, Razor, Klee, Sucrose, Noelle, Kazuha, Xinyan, and travelers

You know the event I'm talking bout

Honorable mentions Kaeya and Xingqiu

Kaeya annoys her so much

She has such a grudge against him for teasing her all the time, both as a hunter, and a Rebel

He has so much fun tho

And she has gotten him back in tenfolds a few times too so go Mona

And Xingqiu

He's also a lot like Kaeya

Just even more cheeky

Mona doesn't mind him at all, but he's just such a bitch

But he is also easier to get back too, numbers can't count how many times she's wrecked this boy

Anddd that's Mona

Ningguang

The queen herself

She heard about it but hadn't really thought to play it

Busy

But when Beidou and Kazuha invite her to do it then it's just

Why not you know

She's equally decent at both hunter and rebel positions

Maybe a sliiightly better hunter

And she got the hand of it quickly too

As a Hunter, she mainly looks for any kinds of movements or changes in the area from before

I feel like she's got good eyes, so she's good at catching flinches and shit

And she's also probably got good instincts on where they are

Like Gorou and Yun Jin (and Heizou now that I think about it)

But the geos have good intuition on hiding spots as hunters new hc

But anyway

She's tall

So she's pretty fast

She can be outrun though, if you're someone like Beidou or Keqing

Rarely ever uses her vision

She'd only use it a little if she's running out of time and determined to win

As in

Someone (Beidou and Kazuha) provoked her

Mainly Beidou but Kazuha's just along for the ride

Or Keqing too

Probably not Ganyu bc she's a sweetheart but Keqings a little rebellious sometimes lmao

She'd materialize a little stone and make them trip😭

Also a fan of the dreaded anticipation box

She can be very evil

She'll tease you if she knows you good

Aka Beidou, Kazuha, Travelers, Ganyu, and Keqing

And boy, does she know how, too

Has fricken killed Ganyu and Aether before

Ok Rebel Headcanons

She is also good!

She's one of the taller people, so of course she'd have to be fast

Clever lady

Good hiding spots

She occasionally uses the bait trap to trick the hunter, only if she's sure it'll be entertaining

pls I'm gonna be mentioning Beidou so much here (so what if I ship beigguang)

But yea if it's Beidou or someone who's usually more confident then she often uses bait trap

And especially often whenever it's just them two

It'll pop and Beidou's just "Ohhhh you-" but playfully

And Ningguang can't say that she doesn't feel a little giddy from hearing that

I feel like she isn't very ticklish, and people like Ganyu, Hu tao, Traveler, and Kazuha know

Maybe Yelan

Ningguang doesn't find them knowing very embarrassing

But nobody really tries to tickle her if they find her bc they think shes not gonna react much and just get them back (esp Kazuha and Ganyu)

But when it's just her and Beidou

Beidou knows her spots very well so it leads to very fun endings to the game

Ah shit I got sidetracked

Favorite people to play with would be Beidou (if that was not made clear by my ramblings), Ganyu, Keqing, Kazuha, Yanfei, Chongyun, Shenhe, and Yun Jin

Maybe Ayato

I like that idea yes The Kamisato siblings to

Travelers of course

Oo maybe Sucrose

She enjoys playing with many types of people tbh

Okkk that's Hcs for Ningguang!

Noelle

🥺.

Lord have mercy

She's literally so cute playing I'm

So she's not the best

But she's doing her best

And that's what matters😭

I'm so sorry I love her

So as I said she's not the best player

Not because her abilities are lacking at all, it's just her own head and personality

A better Hunter than a Rebel, though she has her good and bad moments in both positions

As a Rebel

She tries her best

That's the best I can describe it

She can pick out decent hiding spots

She would prefer to be somewhere that's more hidden rather than trying to blend in, because she most likely wouldn't be able handle it if the hunter were to be right in front of her

Composure struggles😔✊

Teasing gets her too fricken bad

She'd be blushing a lot and noticeably shifting around lmao

And CHASING omfg

Way more likely to stumble or smth and accidentally get herself caught

This poor girl

Cannot handle anticipation

Anticipation box destroys all but especially her

Usually when teasing starts she'd make a few attempts to move her spot as well

The only times she really pushes herself to win are times when she's the last rebel standing (somehow) and someone from the captured rebels says "win for us!"

And then she just. Gets her head in the game

Gets so much faster

So much better at taking teases

So if she's gonna win as a Rebel it's most likely gonna be like this

Pls I'm sorry Noelle because of my ler mood you must suffer

That's all I'm gonna do for Rebel headcanons

For Hunter

Mmmghsfh

A little better because she doesn't have to worry about anyone finding her

Rather, it's her finding them

She does her best in looking around, and tends to make note of certain spots to check for any differences later

Does her best to be thorough in checking the area

And she does a pretty good job

If the hunter's an asshole (Kaeya, Lumine) they'd be much more likely to use the bait trick on her

Gets her every time

And then after it pops whoever did her in gets hit on the arm by Albedo/Amber or anyone else with sympathy who's on the Rebel team

Prone to getting scared once she finds someone

If they jump out like "BAH" then she's done

Cannot tease well to save her life

She's made attempts before though

They'd only really work on Chongyun and maybe Bennett, possibly Aether

But only possibly, cause while he's insanely ticklish and prone to teasing he may also be giggling at her poor attempts cause he's a shit like that

Her favorite people to play with would be Jean, Aether & Lumine, Barbara, Klee, Bennett, Sucrose (most of the knights), and Yanfei

Oh hear me out

Itto and Noelle games

It's obvious who wins but he's still be so nice but so mischievous and he'd scare her and everything but go easy on her at the same time

He'd be a menace but a sweet one

Defense scaling normal-attack geo claymore burst gang

Kaeya's a dick to her but lovingly as he always is

But yes I think people sometimes even playfully scold Kaeya for being such a meanie to Noelle but she doesn't mind him much

Pls I could go on for a while but I must stop here

So that is Noelle

Qiqi

Uh oh

So Uhm

I can guess she's not very good at the game considering the fact that she's a zombie with a very poor memory

So yeah no exact strategy

However, in most of the games she's played, she ended up winning

How?

Because sometimes

People are absolute softies and let her

So HERE WE GO

Not really better at being a hunter or a rebel

Well

Maybe better Rebel because for her, the task of "hiding" is easier than "finding", where she would most likely be alone

But as a rebel

Just hides

No strategy

She just hides

Sometimes without even a disguise

She'd just squat in a bush

It rarely genuinely fools people, but they let her be anyway

To make her happy

Awh

Even if she were to lose she wouldn't be upset or anything she'd just be "oh. aw."

Teasing doesn't work on her

I feel like she wouldn't be as ticklish anymore and forgets the feeling often so it doesn't bug her

Also half the time she can't understand what they mean

I mean that's a plus she has on most of the Genshin cast lmao

Anticipation box doesn't do much either, she's just "oh no I'm in trap"

And most of the time the hunter would let her win anyway bc they soft

Even when the hunter is Xiao

If there's a few people in the game then he's gotta do Qiqi in bc he has a reputation to uphold as an undefeated hunter

But if it's just him and Qiqi he'll let her win

Because come on

How can he if he doesn't have to

As a hunter

Also no strategy

Just tries her best tapping random things

If someone's being obvious about being there then she's probably gonna notice however

Not very good at chases

Short legs = disadvantage (minus Sayu)

The rebels often let her catch them still

They want her to have fun and if they make it too hard for her it would be sad 😞

I mean she's not gonna get upset but still

Sometimes she gets distracted too

She'd just start climbing random trees or walking around

Because she forgets what she's doing

And sometimes a Rebel would have to make themselves obvious for Qiqi to get her head back in the game

Thoma has willingly sacrificed himself many times for this cause

Not a teaser, it just doesn't affect her much

Also not a tickler, unless another Rebel tells her to when she's got someone

Example

*Chongyun allows Qiqi to catch him*

Xingqiu: Great! You should tickle him!

Chongyun: "No no no wai-"

Adorable shit like that

They let her

Bc yes

Her favorite people to play with would be

Well

Travelers, Zhongli, Baizhu (even though I have nothing on him), Xiao, Ganyu, most Liyue youngens, Thoma, Kazuha, and Venti

Maybe Childe too because of the warm big bro feeling he gives off

She'll play with anyone, she doesn't really care about that aspect, it's just people she happens to ask more often

Okk I think that's all I have rn for Qiqi bb

[fandomfairyuniverse]

Pass the happy! When you receive this, list 5 things that make you happy and send this to 10 of the last people in your notifications ✨

Ooooo fun!!

1. When my cat wants cuddles (which is happening more and more now that he’s more comfortable)

2. My ever growing snow globe collection

3. The mug I got for Christmas

4. My record player

5. The stack of books next to my desk that is slowly getting taller as I acquire more books to read

[zetadraconis11]

HL Incorrect Quote #100

*in the Room of Requirement*

MC, bursting in: I finally did it!

Sebastian from the sofa: Did what?

MC, holding up the Field Guide: I finally found all the pages!

Natty, looking up from her book: THAT'S why you've been casting Revelio everywhere?

MC: Yep! And not only that, but I also found all of those Demiguise statues!

Poppy, while petting Highwing: ...is that why you've been taking cat naps all around Hogwarts?

MC: Yep.

Ominis, from a lounge chair: For the record, sleeping on the floors of Hogwarts are not as bad as you would think.

MC: Oh, and I found ALL of the Astronomy tables!

Amit, by a telescope: You did?! I hope it wasn't too dangerous...

MC: Nonsense! I've dealt with a whole lot worse than some mongrels and spiders. This was a piece of cake.

The group:

MC: And don't get me started on those bloody Merlin trials... But I did all 95 of them!

Sebastian, horrified: 95???

MC: Yes! It was not worth the pints of coffee and tea I downed, but I have done it all!

The group:

MC: I need to sleep. *keels over onto lounge*

The group:

Ominis: The more I hear about what MC does, the more concerned I get.

[catastrothy]

yayyy ✌️

[lotuslate]

a little comic about post canon wangxian and coming to terms with some things!

[ministarfruit]

pink-blue heterochromia outfit swap

[dustykneed]

WOMEN 😩

oh ABSOLUTELY.

(based on this f!bones dedicated to @muirmarie in spirit :3333 🩵💙💛)

[whysopasta]

a mildly out-of-context comic from my au

[ > ] / [> (digital alt)]

[buwheal]

get turned into a print idiot

hrrrghhh i fixed a few things afterwards this was just a test print,, but... when im done with the other stuff i need to do with,, i really want to try printing on a shirt for myself :-3

[cockworkangels]

tried painting with acryllics after thee longest time 🐝

[biocrafthero]

Okay my uquiz is finished, which unhinged character are you?

[stinkrascal]

hbd to the twins 🎂🎈

[6hellish6rebuke6]

GUYSSS! The time has finally come to meet Andrew and myself in the House of Hope!

I've just uploaded my Interview with Andrew Wincott on my YouTube Channel! 🎉

It would mean the absolute world to me if you could support me and like, comment or share it in some way. It took me a long time to edit but I'm so happy it's finally online!

I HOPE YOU ENJOY! ❤️

See you there! 😈