#yeah baby thats what its allll about

[hon3ym1lktea]

My favorite part about Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers is when you. W. When you bring those shadows.

[burgerlabs]

hi guys its time for me to be obnoxious and loud abt my metalocalypse cultural headcanons eerrg. big infodump & lots of pics under the cut

ok so first of all you cannot convince me murderface is not hispanic&latino . since he has no confirmed ethnic background as well as thick curly hair i drool allll over thsi headcanon its so good. i like to think hes colombian + mexican and grew up in texas.. little texmex baby do you guys get what i mean. like i even wrote about it. i also think he grew up in a very catholic household . stella murderface had That One Wall with all the crosses on it. you know what i mean

ok next up we have the worlds most blatant case of me projecting. already nathan is canonically indigenous south american (""yaneemango"" in the series, though theyre very blatantly meant to be the yanomami, so he's yanomami to me) so hes got that brazilian indigenous realness on his mother's side. but i was like NO I CAN DO MORE! so i liek to think that oscar explosion is french + moroccan. but not just any moroccan i like to think hes AMAZIGH!!! (just like me), specifically riffian :P. so yeah nathan indigenous x2 because i fucking can and its fun to imagine nathan learned a bit of french from his father

ok here comes in more mixed headcanons cause you know my mixed ass cant fucking make any character Not mixed. anyways to me toki is not only norwegian but also greenlandic. spcifically INDIGENOUS!!!! he's inuit + tunumiit :3 why ? Cause errm i can. Deal with it...

oh and heres the Big One. ive always headcanonned charles as wasian also due to his design since he has monolids (which not many people talk about) and a kinda unknown background . so we got some mixed vietnamese + korean realness going on . the danish flag comes from the theory that hes danish because toki puts the danish flag on his little meal in diversityklok and no one in dethklok is danish so it could represent charles cause the flags are meant to represent dethklok. his last name offdensen is also rly similar to the danish Odense. and then i was like.... hey..... since i did the french+moroccan thing with oscar&nathan i can do danish+greenlandic for charles.... so charles also got hit with the inuit beams, specifically kalaallit. Oh and hes jewish to me too.

. And thats it . skwisgaar is really fucking swedish to me. for pickles also i just call him the irish white boy but i like to think his family is like. celtic irish that later converted to christianity down the line to conform cause Yk how his parents are.

[hood-ex]

ooo ive got some tea for you. im living with three other roommates rn and one of them is this guy who is a nice person but a HORRIBLE roommate. anyway we've been having a pest problem for a while now and i called in some pest control to take a look at it and the guy said we have german cockroaches which are apparently CANNIBALS and regular traps don't work on them which is the WORST. but anyway.

i told my roommates this and the guy who is nice but a bad roommate was like "oh yeah i hate the roaches. im pretty sure they're from roommate X and her boyfriend since they make bread and cook all the time" and i was like well they haven't in a few weeks? you're the only one that's been using the kitchen and making an absolute MESS of it?

the reason this guy is a bad roommate is because he's an absolute slob. he leaves wet clothes in the laundry machine for HOURS while he's at work, makes a mess of the stove (read: BURNS his food on the coils and doesn't clean it up), leaves dirty dishes with food on them for DAYS at a time (record so far is 2 weeks), and will blast music, vacuum, scream, yell, you name it!! at all hours of the night with zero regard for how thin the walls are- and im right next to him </3

anyway, i told roommate X what he said and she was like uh huh yeah its allll my fault, def not the guy leaving his shit out everywhere and refusing to take out the trash

another roommate, roommate Y, lived with the guy for a year before X and i moved in, and she gave us the wholeee run down of what its like living with him. he's a big dude and easily is stronger than all of us girls, so confronting him about his shit is hard (he's punched a wall before- MASSIVE baby behavior imo) and he gaslights the hell out of anyone who tries to hold him accountable for his mess. like literally today when i was telling him about the pest people, and i said we need to be extra clean in the coming days, he was like "oh yeah totally, i always try to wash my dishes, and... you know what, i think i took out the trash too" and he peeks around the corner to see the old trash bag taken out and a new one in and nods to himself all like "yeah i did take it out" WHEN IM THE ONE WHO DID AND TOLD HIM SO BUT HE IGNORED ME

anyway. thats my tea <3 roommate drama sucks, everything is fine so nothing to stress about, but i thought the drama might be something fun for you to giggle about <333 peace and love emily!!

I'm sorry did you say CANNIBAL cockroaches?? 😭

That roommate sounds like the worst. I cannot stand people who are that inconsiderate. And not only inconsiderate but just obnoxiously loud with no regard for anyone else. Like the type of people who will slam their doors closed at night when everyone is sleeping and are somehow oblivious as to how that could disturb other people. Ugh!!

And that's so frustrating that y'all can't even confront him about it out of fear that he might hurt you! That man needs to learn how to take accountability and grow the hell up.

"Yeah, I did take it out." Like sir!! You best get out of my sight rn!!

Bad roommates suck! I hope he skedaddles and leaves y'all to your peace 😩.

[flamediel]

Just so you know it's ALWAYS a good time to be horny on main and sis can we talk about something?? Since you said that you think that Chris and zab are kinky mfs, mind sharing your thoughts on the subject?

😈

Okok this is the last thing I answer before I get to my actual work obligations akdjsksjjsje I PROMISE. This is all super disjointed bc I didn't have that much time but I've had this in my inbox for a while and I I wanted to answer it for you baby so here you go. Hope its OK x

Anyway zab and Chris's kinks, as decided by moi (someone who has not slept w either of them but has a really active imagination)

Minors do not click the button

Zab:

I've talked about his oral fixation before and I'll do it again, that man loves having things in his mouth

That means he wants you to sit on his face

A LOT

And when it comes to eating you out he gets REALLY into it so it turns into overstim FAST

This man will sit you on his face and hold your thighs in place for hours while he makes you cum again and again

Oh, you're tired? Its too much? Crying from how sensitive you are? Too bad babe, his fingers are bruising your thighs as he holds you in place.

Hes also a boobs man which means he's always grabbing them and you know what? Zab is 100% the type of man to suck on them

And I dont just mean your nipples, I mean hed rather leave hickey on your chest than on your neck

Its less visible, so he can really take your time marking you up without having to worry about other people seeing them. By the end of the night you sucked and bitten at every inch of your skin from your collarbone to your ribs and its allll bruising.

Plus if he's nipping at your chest he can keep his hand around your neck

Bc I 100% think this man is into choking.

Its just one of those things thats subtle but still let's him exert his authority over you.

And his hands are so fucking big they wrap around your throat easily.

Size kink size kink SIZE KINK

Not necessarily w most things but, he likes being able to physically overpower his partner

But I refuse to believe this man is just a dom and I just know he's into power play

He loves when girls are willing to fight back and push his buttons the way he pushes theirs

Like, teasing him and making him sit back while you ride him, getting your own pleasure out of him.

Or dancing on him at the club until he's hard and pulling you out into the car.

Zabdiel is into domming, but he wants an equally dominant partner

Someone that will choke him back (wallahi the choking fic is coming i just refuse to write that one at work) and make him beg to have her suck him off, but who will also happily choke on his dick five minutes later.

Its partly why his favorite position is you riding him, so you can both try and set the pace before one of you inevitably succeeds in taking control

For this round at least

And so he can watch your tits bounce and your face contort as you cum all over his dick

Ok I am gonna Stop bc I really cannot be spending more time on this but uhhh yall lmk what you think

Chris

Ok time for chris my unproblematic fav

Chris is VERY different from zab in that sex w him is loud and fucking chill

This man will make jokes while he's inside you and feel zero remorse

Hes always laughing and giggling and honestly? It works for him.

Kink wise chris is fucking chill

Hes def the most experimental of all the boys, if it makes you both feel good hes down to try it

And yeah, he also v much cares about the other persons pleasure

I won't lie i don't necessarily get that vibe from all of them but Chris? Chris is gonna make sure you get off

This man is always sticking his tongue out and I have no reason to believe he doesnt know how to use it

Hes pinning you down and sticking it inside you

Zab leaves hickeys on your tits, but Chris? Chris likes to leave them all over you thighs

Hes such an ass man (yall remember that IG model he followed a while back? Yeah) so he'll take any excuse to grab that ass

Richard is def more into spanking but I still see chris doing it.

More often tho he'll just be grabbing your ass to hold you steady while he fucks you

Chris likes to hit it from the front but he's experimental af so he's usually not gonna be fucking you in a bed. He's the most likely to do it in public but even if you were home he'd rather fuck you on any other available surface

Against the door, on the counter, in the shower, you name it

Also car sex just suits him and I definitely only think so bc @cnc-oh-boi wrote a MASTERPIECE about giving him road head but I will still stand by it.

Chris is also hella loud in bed.

I dont mean grunts so much as I mean TALKING

Hes constantly telling you how hes gonna fuck you

And making you beg for it out loud

Chris wants to hear you be desperate for him

Loves to choke you and make you tell him where you want him

And to grab your neck as he shoves his dick down your throat.

He can be playful in bed, but he also very much knows how to take control, and he loves to fuck you absolutely senseless

Jashjsjshs yeah. Thats. Thats enough for today oop

Yall tell me what kinks you associate w them and what other boys you wanna see this for. I might edit this when I'm not supposed to be working lmao but for now it is unedited and kinda crappy

[powerosewaterpuff]

ok listen listen listen l i s t e n sO iMAGINE a reverse robin au of sorts ig, where jason is the oldest, the rest of the order goes the same like after jason it’s dick, tim etc., but the only difference is jason is older bUT tWIST sO jason is adopted first and establishes himself as “robin” (not really bc he wouldn’t use that name but u get the jist :)), but then dick comes in and is adopted while jason is bruce’s partner, and they just have a really great sibling relationship omfg like i cannot get this headcanon out of my head, like i think there would be jealously bc jason is someone who has finally found a parental figure that really truly loves him and is devoted to him, but now he has to share but the image of little dick grayson sobbing over a pair of mangled corpses and a pool of blood, and the look of pure despair but somehow relief when jason had put his hand on his shoulder that night, that just wipes away any residue feeling of jealously easily. idk idk bUT JUST JASON BEING THE OLDEST OK? JASON BEING THE OLDEST LIKE THIS ALL STEMMED FROM LIKE A CHILDHOOD PICTURE I FOUND AND MY MIND RELATED IT TO DC?? IT WAS LIKE ME OUT IN THE FUCKING CHEST LEVEL SNOW BC CANADA AND I WAS IDK OUT ON A SLED OR SMTH?? AND ALL I COULD IMAGINE WAS A SNOW DAY IN GOTHAM, JASON BEING LIKE BRUH BRUCE ISNT HOME THIS MORNING?? FUCK YEAH LETS HAVE FUN SO HE WAKES DICK UP AND THEY P L E A D WITH ALFRED TO LET THEM PLAY OUTSIDE HE AGREES OFC BUT NOT WITHOUT SNOWPANTS U ARENT MASTER JASON I JUST CLEANED THOSE PANTS. SO LIKE JASON AND DICK WHIP OUT THIS OLD SLED THEY FOUND AND GO TO THE FRONT LAWN THATS FILLED WITH SNOW, AND JASON HAS THIS BRILLANT IDEA TO GO GRAB HIS BIKE AND TIE IT TO THE SLED AND BIKE DOWN SOME HILL WITH DICK RIDING ON THE SLED. AND ITS V V WHOLESOME CHILDHOOD WHIMSEY

OMFG AND DONT IMAGINE DICK GETTING LIKE HURT AND JASON WHO LEGIT IS THE MOST EMPATHETIC AND PROTECTIVE OLDER BROTHER LIKE HE MESSES WITH DICK OFC BUT IF DICKS HURT ITS OVER THE ANNOYING OLDER BROTHER FACADE IS UP. SO LIKE DICK WOULD IDK HURT HIS FOOT OR HIT HIS HEAD ETC., AND JASON GETS HIM BACK TO THE MANOR AND REFUUUSES TO LEAVE HIS SIDE BC THE SECOND HE SAW TEARS FILLING HIS LITTLE BROTHERS BABY BLUE EYES HE KNEW HE COULDNT LEAVE HIM UNTIL THOSE TEARSTAINS WERE GONE AND HIS SMILE WAS BACK ON HIS FACE YK WHAT FUCK IM WRITING A FIC ABOUT THIS B Y E. (IM ALSO IGNORING ALL THE ANGST IM FEELING ABOUT JASON DYING AND DICK LOOSING ANOTHER FAMILY MEMBER FUCK NOPE NOT THINKING OF THAT AT ALLLL)

[mypimpademia]

could you do kaminari and mina with a genderneutral s/o that's a professional violinist that just kinda infodumps about parts of the violin? (ex. they go off about slurs and how difficult they are sometimes) i noticed you played violin too, and whenever my brother asks about something i just infodump about it - indian anon

Kaminari x violinist!reader, Mina x violinist!reader

TW: Maybe some swearing, like 1 dirty joke on denkis part bc hes gross

Note: I've only been playing for 2 years, so bare w me if I get somethings wrong, but I thinm I have enough knowledge to write this😭

Denkis is sm shorter than minasjdidj💀 I think I used up all my ideas on Mina😭

Also tried a new format with this one

MINA

I feel like she'd actually be pretty interested

Its mostly because she absolutely loves watching you play though

You look so in the moment, and she enjoys watching your fingers press strings against the fingerboard as your bow moves as need be

She'll often come into the room youre practicing in and just sit down and listen to you play

Mina will also grab your violin whenever you put it down for a moment to inspect it

Thats usually when she asks questions

"Hey babe, what are these knob thingys at the top of your violin?" Mina asked. "They're called pegs, they keep the strings tight and help them stay in tune." You told her. "They work like fine tuners, but the change is more drastic." You place a finger next to the fine tuners if your instrument, and Mina stares in awe.

Mina enjoys testing herself on how much she can remember too, and it fairly decent at it

"Hey Baby, this black part is called a fingerboard, right?" Mina blurted, making you stop counting the beats of your song. "Yeah, it is." You hummed, smiling. "Yes!" She cheered.

She'll probably learn a few things about actual notes too

Mostly because she'll be in the room while you practice

"F sharp... G... F sharp— oh shit, thats a slur... gosh, I cant stand those sometimes." You mumbled, making Mina walk up behind you. She placed her chin on your shoulder and wrapped her arms around you.

"Slur? Whats that? And F sharp? Is there an F dull too?" You spurred. You laughed and shook your head. "This is a slur—" You pointed to the slur on your sheet music. "It basically connects the notes, and means you have to play them in a single bow movement." You told her, she nodded.

"They're hard sometimes, you have to move your bow at a certain speed to fit how ever many notes you have into a single movement, and of course remember to play the notes and not separate them." Mina hummed and 'ohh' as she began to understand.

"And there's no F dull baby, its called F natural, and you just move your second finger next to your first, instead of spacing them." You played F sharp, then F natural as she watched your fingers to hear and see the difference.

Depending on how much you practice, she'll probably know enough to play your violin herself really soon

And assuming you're in a real orchestra as a professional violinist, Mina comes to as many performances as she can and tells you how great you did afterwards

"You guys sounded soooo good, especially on that first song, it was my favorite. Will you play it for me again sometime?"

DENKI

Totally honest, you could info dump about the same part of your violin 100 times and he'll never remember it

But he is really supportive, and enjoys healing you play

Usually asks about different parts of your violins body

"Baby, do these holes have a name?" Denki asked you, tracing the line of the holes. "They're called f-holes." You said bluntly, knowing how he'd react.

"HA, F-HOLES—"

"OUT."

He especially likes coming home and hearing you practice after a stressful day

He'll probably ask you to play until he's out of the shower so he can listen properly

Of course, youre not perfect, so you mess up when playing for him

"Hm? Why'd you stop?" Denki asked you. "Sorry, I forgot to put in the slur on those last notes." You apologized. "Whats a slur?" Denki questioned, looking at the sheet music. "Its basically when you connect two or more notes with one bow movement."

He probably tries to play a slur himself

And its a royal catastrophe

He can't even hold the bow right, and you have to teach him how for 10 min straight using a pencil as an example (that's how I learned to hold mine)

Despite your violin being in tune, it somehow sounded like the pegs slipped or something, even on open strings

So Denki definitely can't play, but he sure enjoys listening to you do it

And he wouldn't miss an opportunity to hear it for the world

So he comes to allll your concerts

Usually, his favorite songs are ones that are really fast and intense

Probably gets upset if you aren't in a position where he can see you

"You guys played really good up there! But I couldn't see you." 😔

[moonstone27ls]

Soooo Army of the Dead

Not gonna even put a spoiler warning cause shit I’m just venting 8B. Sat for 2 hours for that movie? So yeah spoilers but the movie ticked me off so much I’m not giving it the respect of a warning.

Now I know reviews are a mix some repel and some attract. So just gonna say it doesn’t matter to me if someone loves this movie or not. I originally wasn’t gonna even bother cause I’ll be honest Syner isn’t my favorite. I think people give the dude too much hype. I gave it a chance cause I loveee  Dave Bautista, loved him in Stuber. So I thought “heh give it a shot”. And thats not to say the movie’s total waste of space. It had some decent effects and some good characters.... ...................

Kinda too bad they all died save for one and its the one I was sick to death of. Besides the long movie, which I admit being long can put me off. But even some I give a chance like Mitchells vs the Machines. Longggg paced movie but the story and characters made up for it. Did Army of the Dead make up for it? No it didn’t.

Zombies... heh I’m an old timer I don’t like things that break Romero’s old rules of zombies or even Kirkmans (no not counting some of the shows World Beyond & Fear were not best examples). But side tracking, point is no don’t like zombie babies or zombies reproducing I see what you did there Synder 8B. Didn’t like it in the Dawn remake never like zombie baby anything. Zombie animals and babies always feel like they cross the line for me. Zombies in general felt like Synder kinda took a bit off several other movies. I would say the zombie baby was his first thing butttt it really wasn’t that would be Braindead/Dead Alive which I let slide cause that was more of a comedy 8B. The suppose plot kinda reminded me of Peninsula/Train To Busan world ... wanna know the difference the characters were a lot smarter than half these characters. And the secondary plot/or theme about the people outside of Vegas.... felt a little too obvious ref to the Border issues. Look I’m good with commentary in horror lots have done it but Synder felt as obvious when you watch a Purge movie.

I mean come on Synder we get it the Border issues suck and everyone can see that not so subtle allusion. But story wise feel that somewhat unrealisitic. I mean I can see our government do that to a point but once one of them dies and they don’t come back I’d take that as a sign of “Oh its not infection”. Send them out or have health agents or whatever watch them 8B. But then again... sorta surprise no zombie ever tried to go out the door that Lily left WIDE open. So okay.

But I could have let allll of that go if the writers/producers/director(not sure who’s in charge of what so bare with me) they had let  Bautista and some of the actual LIKEABLE characters live. And no as much as I loved  Vanderohe and I did V-V. Like Bautista one of the best characters.... the predictable ending of “oh we let a carrier get out”... just means he’s a zombie soooo still lose/lose.

What did we get for a survivor Bautista’s character ungrateful daughter Kate (Ella Purnell’s character). Thats what we got for a final girl. And before some goes “oh but she’s this/and that” look she still annoyed me. And this is no disrespect to the actress Purnell, I don’t know her work enough to go “oh its the actor’s fault”. No it just really was the character. I liked every character of Ward’s (Dave Bautista’s character) team. Everyone BUT Kate.  Because she was I’m sorry to put her in this category but this is what she felt like a Karen. So maybe a reverse of whatever a Karen is but still annoying.

She’s super pissed about her dad killing her zombie mom(she could say she wasn’t but I didn’t believe her character). Scott Ward’s character was everything you’d LOVE in a hero. He fought to stop zombies, tried his best to save those in the infected city and was clearly suffering from PTSD. He took his daughter on a dangerous mission because she was looking for a stupid friend and yes again know the ref. And also know the “oh poor thing she’s scared”.... but sorry screw that those are zombies not people with the flu:P. Her stupid friend went into a literal hornet’s nest. So yeah Ward risks his life, his team’s lives (and which to a degree I do blame her for costing some of their lives) to help her and her stupid friend and how does she treat him through almost the enterity of the movie? Like literal shit. She won’t even call him dad. 

And whats her excuse she’s mad he didn’t call. Which I’m not entirely buying, this is all through her POV and her view to me is she’s literally a moron who gets mad things don’t go her way. I was honestly pissed that no zombie noticed her during her crazy attempt to save her stupid friend. The man is trying hard to make amends and her own words “can’t stop hating you, Scott”. I’m like “Oh whoaaaa great tell him that while’s he protecting your ungrateful ass in that zombie setting”. 

So yeah seeing her live and that ending, I’m sorry Kate didn’t earn the final girl title. There were a lot of good characters a lot BETTER than her, Tig Notaro’s character was more fun to watch than her and she died.... but Kate lives. Just if you like the evolved zombies than thats your movie. But if you hate hearing a character whine so much... then I’d strongly recommend avoiding it.  Lord knows I’m avoiding the prequel anime show. Its not Dave Bautista, its literally Purnell’s character Kate. I suppose its to be “oh this is why Kate hates her dad he’s SUCH a monster”. But nopeeee I hate sitting through 2 hours of Kate complaining I wouldn’t want to sit through 6 eps of Kate’s drama/whinning.

Synder’s army isn’t my fave. Would rather rewatch Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness.

[queencryo]

IM WATCHING THE SEASON FNALE OF GREYS ANATOMY SIX

if u want a preview of what watching tv with me is like

THERES NO ATRENDINGS SO CRISTINA IS GONNA DO THE SURGERY OH JEEEEEEZ

THERES AN ACTIVE FUCKING SHOOTER BABY

yes thus reminds me of ss13 im cool as shit

OH MY GID

OH MY GID

DID LEXI DYE HER HAIR BLONDE JUST TO SET UP BALD GUY GOING OH FUCK... IZZIE............. DONT LEAVE ME PLEASE IM SORRY.... AS HES BLEEDING OUT

ALSO MEREDITH AND DEREK'S NEW HOUSE GONNA HAVE A ROOM FOR CRISTINA? THATS SO RUCKING GAY

MEREDITH AND CRISTINA ARE SO GAY

ALSO IM BIG PISSY THEY KILLED OFF REED. SHE WAS THE BEST EVER. MOSTLY I SAY THIS BECAUSE SHE WAS CUTE AND SHE HAD SHORT HAIR. VEFY COOL YOUNG WOMAN. DEAD!

AUGH

OH NO THE BIG DUDE

HES BONED. BAIKEY AND THIS PANICKED PATIENT WITH THIS BIG UDE. NOTHING BUT GAUZE. ANAJANA HES SO FUCKED. bailey stop freaking your shit stop it! its time to be serene... and piwerful...

xr bailey has a really unpleasant habit of cracking under pressure. just. irs constant. beating the fuck out of the greys anatomy writers for making a worf out of dr bailey

oh my godtheyre seriouslu killing off halc of the new residents. and a third is obviouslh going to get fired or something.

this is bullshit. i mean avery is awesome. hes a cool dude and i love love his voice and he was in detroit become human! but big dude is sweet and i like his voice more basically...

hoo boy

OH MY GOD HOW DID THE SHOOTER GET IN THE OR

HOW THE FUCK

DOES THIS BITCH TELEPORT? IS THAY WHAY THIS IS? THESE WHORES

CRISTINA TEARFULLY DOING SURGERY QHILE A GUN IS TO HER HEAD OH MU FUCKING GOD AAAAAAAAA

god i miss watching tv wkth people... aaa i love watching tb with people! i love yelling about shows its sooooo fun....

instead i gotta just dm allll my friends it sucks ::c

OH MY GID KH MY GID COCJIX OOOHHH MY GOD OH MY GID

DR HUNT. WAS LIKE OJ HEY. NAH XRISTINA LOOKS PRETTY GOOD! ILL JUST GO IN AND TAKE A LOOK SEE

HE WAS LOOKING AT MR BITCH POINT A GUN AT CRISTINA AZJJXZJJAJSJXNCIENSNXBCJ

OH WHAT A COOL MOTHERFUCKER I LOVE THAT CHILL UNDER PRESSURE BABE

WOULD SOMEONE BULLRUSH THIS BITCH ALREADY WHAY THE FUCK HES LIKE SEVENT oh cool hunt di oh hes dead okay

OH THE FUCKING FAKEOUT I LOVE JT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE JT I KOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT AVERY YOU FUNNY LITTLE MAN AHAHAJJXIDKAODNCKNFCNXJSJ AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

'IM TRYING TO SABE YOUR GUY NOW PLWASE SAVE MINE' FUCK YEAH CRISTINA UR THE COOLEST I LOVE YOU WISH U WERE ALLOWED TO BE GAY BY THIS SHOW WHICH U SO CLEARLY ARE BUT I DO LOVE YOU

bailey sadly watching percy die, with a patient, oh my god im going tl fucking cry. no bailey ur not a coward literally tell a man with a gun whateber you need to do to make him not sboot you thays man wigh a gun one oh fucking one. oh god charles just tearfully saying he loves a woman he DOESNT EVEN KNOW IS DEAD AAAAA

skvcidjskCJDJSIN IM STILL ON ABERY OH MY GOOOOOOOOD HE FUCKING GOD HE FUCKING UNDID SHEPHERDS HEART MONITOR IM CRYING AND SCREAMING

KXJCJDNWJSNIXJCKSMAKMXNFKEJSNNXJXJXJXJDHSMSHDYZJMDJSJSNDJD GREY CASUALLY STATING SJES HAVING A MISCARRIAGE

Oh greay job dr webber just wander on into the hosptial for no reason

god this gunman is such a stupif whore i haye him. hes such a slut. oh im judt gonna appear outta nowhere fot no reason

'i was only really plannin to shoot three specific people' doesnt work well with 'i stuffed as much ammo into my coay as i could fit' you stupif asshole

stupid prick

¬‘KXM8''66@8@6)%=++5"THATD REALLY THE DILEMNA ISNT IT

WHEN UVE ONLY GOT ONE GIY LEFT TO KILL. AND YOU ALSO WANT TO KILL YORSELF. JUST OME BULLET. GOD AINT THAY JUDT THE WAY....

oh sebber this dude aint gomma see his wife again. this dude is goimg to immensely hell.

kxkdmskdjf RUB this dudes face in it webber fuckimg make him know how awesome your lifes been. GET him!!!!!!! fuck yez!!

1: the dichotomy of 'life in prison or an afterlife with your wife' is flawed because a. this bitch aint goin to heaven or wherever his wife is. also webber is assuming this dude is christian (which. old white man who is emasculafed in rhe fqce of his wifes death and bought a gun and shot a bunch of ppl? okay. thays christian). b. hed die if he went to prison.... plus this djde would probs get death penalty. earlier we saw a dude get capital for killing like seven ppl. no way this dude wouldnt get it.

2. its flaedd bc mr clark could just. slit his wrists. cmon now webber stop being such a stupid slut

AAAAAA OF COURSE SHEPARD DIES IN SURGERY.

oh thank fuk he lesbians ar eback tovether. eben if their conflict was stuoif smf couldve easily been solved by not havig a desperate need for monogamy

oh???? shepherd living moments??? shepherd living moments??

kxckksiskdjccjjsjaijfidns OKAY THAT WAS A REALLY GOOD EPISODE ACTUALLY..................... monologue was stupif but NESIDES THAY

[jhindraven]

okay now that issue 6 is out and ive read the thing like 3 times, im gonna do my full review/breakdown of the zed comic and allll my thoughts on it.

no screenshots bc i dont want this to be longer than it is already, and also im not gonna talk about the art itself either. this is simply about the characters, the story, and how that relates to the lore of league itself.

all of this is my opinion, you can agree or disagree with me whatever, yadda yadda lets begin

ISSUE ONE

Probably the best one? In my opinion. The lack of expectations really helped this one not suck. Also the most consistent when it comes to characters personalities, comparing them to the in-game voice lines from league and the card game.

There are scenes in issue 1 that almost foreshadow, or at least reference, the events of Issue 6, specifically Zed looking up to the statue of Kusho, and how Zed kills Althon vs how Zed kills Kusho later on.

The dialogue between Shen and Akali is.. a little clunky? Shen’s dialogue is just a little. formal. but to the point that he sounds like he’s lecturing a stranger, not talking to a former student.

Jhin giving Zed his scalpel from 19 years ago is a neat detail that I wish they used more in the story. Sure, we can assume now that Jhin probably only got it because Kusho gave it to him at some point after releasing him- which means that the scalpel is one of the many wasted plot opportunities I’ll bring up here. Part of the appeal of that scene, if only just for me, was the idea that Jhin stole it from Zed while he wasn’t looking. I remember people pointing out background characters and being like “but what if that’s Jhin there! what if he was there all along!!”  But that has now been thrown out the window.

A thing I wish they did was shown more of Jhin’s ‘performances’, even if only in a montage. To show more of the impact this had on Zed and Shen, the strain it put on them mentally and emotionally, and how it affected their relationship. But I understand time and probably page restraints. So whatever about that.

Again, I think this was the best one. Set up the story well, showed why everything happening is important for the character. Neat, cool. Let’s move on

ISSUE 2

Seeing the bodies was pretty fucked up, but tbh? That shit vibed. It’s one of those things I hoped they were gonna do and they did. The bodies looking like porcelain with gold blood?? And the peacock feathers???? Thats fuckin cool as hell.  Then they never did it again.

In the flashback comes one of the worst fucking things in this comic. Yevnai.

Listen I adore Yevnai as a character, one of my favourites to come from the comic. You know, in the ONE ISSUE SHE ACTUALLY SHOWS UP IN????? She shows up as simply conflict between Shen and Zed (which never actually comes up mind you), as bait for Jhin, and for? Zed to show that he can sense magic from her kids to show that she’s been cheating on her husband with Quno the vastayan servant (bc we know Zed hates vastaya i guess?). oh and Guess What? the sensing magic thing also doesn’t show up again. 

Oh and Jhin follows Zed to Yevnai’s place. But nothing happens from that.

Issue 2 was good, but just a total waste imo. A lot of plot points set up only to never happen again. Best things about it were dead bodies, Jhin’s tiny Zed and Shen puppets, and the knowledge that Shen still writes letters to Yevnai :’(

ISSUE 3

I got so fucking pissed when this issue came out, no shit. They took the events of The Man With The Steel Cane and just. Threw it out the window. I did a whole other post about my issues with it so I won’t just rewrite the same shit twice. But I had to actually stop reading and pace angrily for a bit. I HATE issue 3 bro.

The scene with Kusho :) . Good to know that was now a waste of misdirection because EVERYONE seemed to call that Kusho was still alive. What bullshit. But I’ll get to that.

The inconsistencies in character really show in this one. And that connects to it being a shitty rewrite of The Man With The Steel Cane. They probably wanted a fight between Shen and Zed by this point, being halfway through the comic, and just shoved it in there. Doesn’t mean I’m not mad about it.

Akali and Kayn’s dialogue was probably the best thing in the entire issue. I don’t vibe with Akali/Kayn as a ship personally, but it got a giggle out of me im ngl.

Akali attacking Zed. I guess yeah sure she would. Fits her whole “fuck you i wont do what you tell me shen” vibe. But SHEN? calling off the armistice between the yánléi and kinkou due to the actions of one of HIS ex-students?? Shen would never. Let’s add another point to the ‘This Is Really Out Of Character’ board!

The sworn and witnessed scene was nice, it’s what Kayn deserves. Finally knowing the Kashuri Faction was nice, too bad they never get fucking mentioned ever again I guess.

There’s so many references to The Man With The Steel Cane that they could’ve implimented so much better, especially dialogue. I can’t read the original story without feeling cheated out of what it was before Issue 3. So more wasted potential I guess.

Issue 4

This was a big step up from Issues 2-3. My personal favourite, but not the best (if that makes sense). But there isn’t too much to talk about here? Jhin sets off his bombs from the last issue, it looks cool, but there’s no real story to talk about here. There is a lot of character stuff to talk about though.

Zed choosing to save Shen over getting Jhin is fucking HUGE for Zed as a character. For a character so hellbent on vengence throughout the entire thing choosing instead to save his "hated enemy and closest friend” ?? im sobbing.

This whole comic was emotional as hell, and the most character development we ever fucking saw in this thing. From Zed’s daddy issues to the realisation that Zed’s shadows are shades of Jhin and Kusho (which is now fucking hilarious and makes no sense after Issue 6).

There was a lot of setup for plotpoints that actually did show up later for once, like Kayn being the temporary leader and all that jazz. What it had in emotion, it seemed to lack in real story progression until the end. 

Issue 5

This issue was weird for me. Like there was a lot of plot and a lot of character shit that seemed so condensed that it felt like nothing. Zed’s confession in the cell-wagon and the information that Shen was out fighting Noxians too? Alright, sure okay. 

Shen still seems wildly out of character for me, since we mostly know him as this beacon of peace and calm- he’s so violent towards Zed all the time it’s strange. Like he points a sword at Zed while saying that he isn’t allowed to kill Jhin, wtf

The callback to Awaken is fucking superb. Really solidifies that video into the lore of the game. Camille being mentioned had me like :hearteyes: This is a nitpick- but I wish we knew what happened at the end of Awaken. Is Camille okay? Did Jhin get injured? It was a week ago, if he did get injured- where and how did he recover so fast? Little details  that I wanna know, not really for any real story purposes.

Rhaast finally showing up :hearteyes:, nothing else to add bc nothing else happened with him.

Jhin making the most of Piltoven technology is really cool, and its a scene that made me go “OH YEAH he was a stagehand for a good period of time!!”  That’s what we call Tying In Pre-Existing Lore fellas.

Jhin just really shined in this issue. Really set him up to be The Big Bad of the comic, like he had a monologue and everything! Once again, though, that gets absolutely wasted by Issue 6.

Issue 6

Where do I fucking start?

Let’s start with Jhin. I don’t know about yall, but since we spent a solid 5 issues chasing after him I expected more of a dramatic fight. More like the explosions in Issue 4. But uh we got. Some fancy prop work before he got punched in the face twice and thrown on the ground. It’s What He Deserves but like you know, he deserved worse.

As much as I didn’t want it to happen, I’m disappointed they didn’t unmask him at all. His mask was still fucking pristine by the end of the fight!! Not a scratch, not a chip!! But to be fair I think we got maybe 2 pages worth of a physical fight with Jhin so,, sure. Whatever. Out goes 5 issues of setting up? Not to downplay the conflict in that scene of course, I think it was pretty cool. It was just so anticlimactic at the end like wh-

Kusho! Haha they got us good!! The dead dude is actually still alive oooo~ [heavy sarcasm]. Why. It wasn’t a good twist! It was a “oh. okay yeah sure” twist. This might be my heat of the moment response but I have no words for how cheap and absolutely horseshit that twist is. Good thing we only have to think about it for 10 pages because HE FUCKING DIES AGAIN. WHAT A WASTE!!

Whatever, whatever, thinking about it makes me so mad because they set it up barely in Issue 5? I’m just tired this actually drained me irl.

At least we have baby Kayn and good dad Zed at the end to cleanse us of that.

HEY actually did you know that they thought that Good Dad Zed was considered contoversial by Marvel’s editors?? HUH????

whatever, whatever. i’m pissed. 

BONUS SHIT

So Jhin’s lore has now had an update to connect with the comic. And it’s fucking weird. Now suddenly Kusho didn’t care about catching Jhin after he found out it was just a human person murdering people? And that it was essentially Not Their Job anymore??? excuse me??

CONCLUSION?

This comic started with a good beginning and a lot of potential. It brought up so many new theories and so many new headcanons. But all that potential and all that interesting story got washed away with unconnected plot points, ‘important’ characters that show up once, and a cheap twist ending that simultaneously came out of nowhere and was easily predicted (in the bad way). It was a fun read for a while, but the ending has soured the experience I had reading it.

Some issues may come from time + page constraints, and the limitations of the medium. But those were mostly minor issues. I wanna give the artists and the writers the benefit of the doubt, maybe blame Marvel as I like to do. But...

6 months worth of waiting for an ending like this? I’m just disappointed.

[choimiow]

Pregnant Mc with RFA+Searan

please request something ❤️

AALSO, just wanna add that I don’t know where I was going with it, the next headcanon will be better, I PROMISE !!

Yoosung

• Sooooo exited that he can finally be a dad.

• he’s can’t be a child if he have a child.

• still a game addict, nothing changed, but would stop if you needed anything.

• he would love to have you between his legs and massage your belly.

• no sexy time for the both of you because he’s scared something will grab on to him.

When the child is born, he wanted to name it after a video game character

You said no

He begged you

You still said no

He gave you the puppy eyes

You said yes

Let’s all welcome Amunu

The child’s name is literally Amunu

He’s so happy about it

When he’s taking care of the child, he’s showing them how to play games

Not all the time, because he dose the want the child looking at bright screens a lot

So when he doesn’t do that, he likes to play with the child in the garden

Likes to pick up flowers and give it to them

He makes them flower crowns

Jumin

Must protect the lady and child.

I believe he will be the one to worry about everyyything

“ honey, I don’t think eating pickles with Cheetos will be healthy for our child”

“Jumin shut the fuck up”

You love that he worries about every little thing.

When you were 8 months pregnant, Jumin took a month off work so he can be with you 24/7

Jeahee didn’t like that, poor baby

He can’t hold his excitement, every business meeting goes like- “ but did you know my lovely mc is pregnant ? Do you think she’ll have twins ? I think the more the better-“ and he will go on and on and on.

Hes scared to have sexy time with you like Yoosung but he can’t contain his de la penis in his pants

When the child was born, he wanted to name it after one of your guys parents, so that the name has meaning

Spoils the child to no bits

“Mc, do you think these Gucci shoes that are over-priced-and-could-break-any-minutes will fit the child?”

“Jumin, the child already has a pair like that”

“ yeah, but they could break,and that way we have another pair”

Zen

His children will be as beautiful as him

Same as jumin, MUST PROTECT, MEN ARE WOLFS !

Will most likely talk to the child, and practice his script lines in front of your belly.

Or tho he will be worried about saying some words in the script.

Whispers “ mc, is it appropriate to say butt in front of the child “

“ zen, he will not remember that “

“ BUTTTTT STILL “

Still you love how considerate he is, even when the child is not out yet.

When you given birth, he LOVES to dress the child up.

Literally, just grocery shopping? Still, the baby must be on FLEEK

All in all, he’s and amazing father

Pretty confident in taking care of the child

Seayoung

“Mc, since we made the baby in Vegas, does the baby stay in Vegas “

Seayoung stfu him

He will deeefinetly be the type to talk to your belly allll the time, bad jokes, funny memes, stories, deep conversations, you name it !

It even got to the point where he talks more to your belly than to you yourself

“ seayoung pay attention to me plz”

Worries about you

When he saw how much you were struggling with your big tummy, he , of course, put on a fake pregnancy tummy.

Let’s say that this was the day when seayoung realise its not all bright and sunshine

“Mc, I don’t where I’m pissing due to the tummy !!” ( okay thats kinda bad please excuse me )

Because of that, he respects you sooooo much more

When you were giving birth, he was there holding your hand

Maybe he didn’t feel the same pain as you, but he felt the same emotions as you did

He cried hard when the child was laid in your arms

Cried louder than the baby itself

Please hug him and love him and oh god he is so precious

When the child is born, you bet that he’s the one putting them to sleep

Loves to put the child to sleep because then, he tells them stories that he made up

Searan

Sooooo, you didn’t tell him, technically

It just happened so fast you weren’t sure if he was prepared

So you didn’t tell him but our little searan is quite a smarty

He notices something was wrong

“ mc, why aren’t you drinking your daily coffe ?”

“ mc, why didn’t you have a sip of jumins wine ?”

“ mc, why do you eat like a pig so much ?”

“ mc, why are you sick every morning ? “

“ mc, why are you so fat ?”

“ searan, what the fuck ?”

He notices it all, and you were surprised he didn’t suspect that you were pregnant.

So one time when he asked you again why you were so fat, you decided to answer.

“ Im not fat, i just have another you inside me “

Boi was suprised

He realised,and the realisation hit him HARD

was worried he’ll be a bad father

But when the child is born, literally the best father in the world he is

Precious boy was scared to give the child a bath

Holds the baby as if it’s a piece of glass statue

[quowreadspact]

“Until such a time as I am released?”

“Period.  Ever.  All things with any connection to me, my family, my friends, or my possessions are protected from you, across the board.”

“Hm,” he mused.

“What’s the issue?”

“Merely considering.”

Bad things can have a connection with you too. Also this is a tall ask Blake. Doubt he is gonna go for it as is. 

“I need the guarantee that, once we set you on the Lord of Toronto, you aren’t going to harm me, my family, or my friends.”

“I can affect the remainder of the city?  The region?”

“You wouldn’t accept the deal if I forbade it,” I said.

“No, I wouldn’t,” he said.  “I shall prevent harm to you and yours, from my hand, my power, my word, and my servants, to the best of my ability.”

He pointed at the paper.  I bent down to scribble it out, paused.

“You… and any other being you work with,” I said.  I didn’t want him bringing another demon in to hurt me.

“Granted.”

Or I guess he will. 

I hesitated.

“Any other power you interact with must agree to the same, and they must agree to bind anyone they work with to the same, in turn, ad infinitum,” I said.

“Hrm,” he grunted.

“Yes?”

“Granted,” he said.

I thought of Tiffany… “Tell me you haven’t done harm to others.”

“You’re delaying.  Write.”

“So are you.  Delaying, I mean.  Are my friends okay?  You didn’t send your animals to harass anyone or hunt anyone down?”

“I’ve done nothing direct.  As for incidental damage?” he smiled.

“As for incidental damage?”

“I couldn’t say for certain,” he said.  “I would have to visit the people, objects, or locations in question.”

Here comes the ***Collateral Damage*** 

That is very ominous. 

Worrisome, but the only real solution would be to hurry through this and check on my friends when all was settled.

I wrote it out, tore up the paper, so each paragraph was a separate block, then spaced it out.  Sub-clauses and stipulations were effectively indented.

A field mouse limped closer.

“If they interfere, I’m liable to consider it a sign of your disinterest,” I said.  “We got this far, let’s not spoil it.”

“Mm,” he said.  “Git!”

The mouse scampered off, running off the table.  The thump it made as it hit the ground caught me off guard.  Mice were light enough they wouldn’t necessarily make a sound like that.  I leaned to one side and saw that it had broken its neck in the fall.  Head first.

RIP Mouse. 

Was this it?  It didn’t feel like enough.

“Rather than suggest a penalty,” I said.  “We say the contract takes effect the moment you are bound.”

“Yes.”

“The terms do not end when the binding does.”

“Hmm, yes.”

“My binding will be weak, in addition to being temporary.  You will not take any action to free yourself in the meantime, nor will you take actions before or after to work against the contract’s terms, or you will be considered to be acting in bad faith, with a penalty I’m free to designate,” I said.

“No,” Pauz said.  “We’ll stipulate a penalty now.”

“Fair enough,” I said.  “If you act in bad faith-”

“Clearer,” he said, sounding annoyed.

Wonder how many similar things he has gone through. Probably a shitton. 

“If you free yourself, if you bend or abuse the terms in such a way that suggests you are not acting with the intent of being bound and delivered to Conquest, and subsequently freed-”

“Clearer.  Narrower.”

I almost refined the terms further, then stopped.

That was interesting, that he wanted it narrowed from that.

That was very, very interesting.

Yeah, I’d say thats about how clear and narrow you want it. Now what is the loophole he is going to exploit... 

“Are you telling me that there’s a loophole you’re already planning on abusing to slip from your duties?” I asked.

“I’m telling you I want clearer, narrower terms,” he said, growling the words.  “And defined penalties.”

Which wasn’t a no.

I leaned on the table, trying to ignore the greasy film on the surface, looking down at the paper, reading over everything.  The parties involved, the objective, the responsibilities of each party, my penalties for failure… I shifted the remaining papers down to leave an obvious gap where his penalties for failure and ill-faith could go.  Protections for me and mine-

“You define the penalties first,” he said, interrupting me.

“I will,” I answered, “After.  Right now you’re trying to distract me.”

“Right now I’m trying to get you to define the penalties,” he said.  Talking more for the sake of distracting me than to add something to the conversation.

“Where was the trap?

Harm?

He would prevent harm to me and mine, by his hand, his word…

Wait.

Okay, I was pretty sure I saw it.

His hand?  Archaic language, or was he justified in using his foot, his teeth?  Even his claw?

I made a mental note.  Something I could use, maybe, and something I would have to come back to in a minute.

His aura? 

“Alright,” I said.  I looked down at the scraps of yellow paper, bright in the relative gloom of Dowght’s home, covered in my scrawled print.  I’d never had tidy handwriting.  “Let’s talk penalties.”

He seemed satisfied with that.  I was backing down.

“If you fail to keep your end of the bargain,” I said, “You forfeit every hold you have in this world.  Every person, every animal, every place, idea, every whatever.  You undo it all.”

“I am starting to think,” the imp said, his eyes flashing in the gloom on the far side of the table, “I should kill you after all.”

From relaxation and satisfaction to a death threat in a matter of seconds.

I stared across the table at Dowght.  The wretched man.

I wasn’t sure what he’d done to give the imp an in.  Good and evil apparently didn’t have much weight in the grand scheme of things, it was about right and wrong.

Had Dowght committed some wrong?  Some betrayal to himself or some personal code?

Whatever the case, if I could free him of his burden through some side-clause… he probably wasn’t going to have much of a life, whatever happened, but hopefully the burden wouldn’t drag him down to some horrible afterlife.

“I take it you don’t like the terms,” I said.

“No, I do not.”

But I thought you were patient Pauz- you could just start allll over again. 

Okay.

I knew he wanted me to miss the ‘hand’ thing.  He wanted to slip it through.

Could I use that?  Divert his attention, then resolve it later?

“There’s the question of the actual terms,” I said, staring at him, “What justifies the penalties.”

“Too broad, mortal.  The penalties too weighty, considering the very small parcel of land you offer for your own failure.”

“Seems fair to me,” I said.  “Hell of a lot at stake.  I’ll tell you what.  I’m going to read over what we have so far, look for any sneaky issues in wording, and you can decide what you’re willing to offer as a penalty.  Take your time while I read, come up with a good offer, and I can give it a serious listen.”

“Or,” he said, drawing out the word, “We can talk it out.”

“I’m doing most of the suggesting, you’re dismissing my suggestions, and I really should be reading this over to look for mischief,” I said, knowing full well that there was mischief, and he didn’t want me to look.  “Take a minute.”

I started to pick up the papers, carefully ordering them.

He really does not want Blake to look over what they’ve written. I bet theres something other than the hand thing here. 

“We define the conditions for penalties,” he said, interrupting me.  “I break free of my own will, or I take action that interferes with the goal, or I take action to harm you or yours, as we covered in the other part.  Connect it.”

Suspicions confirmed.

“And… you agree to the penalty clause, then,” I said.  “Forfeiting all that you have claimed and corrupted?  Undoing the damage?”

“Yes.”

I exhaled slowly.  Better than drawing in deep breaths, with the reek of this place.  The cold made smells easier to handle, but it was still filthy.  I laid out the pages again, then started writing it out.

The lingering animals, I noticed, were gone.  They must have started slinking away when the mouse was killed.

A part of me wanted to think it was ominous, but… I felt pretty damn relieved the beasts weren’t around.

No, I think that is a bad sign. Something coming? Or someone they are trying to prevent from coming? 

My gut told me he was getting rid of them to put me more at ease, in the hopes that I’d let my guard down and let the loophole slip.

“Two more things to cover,” I said, “Unless you have ideas on what goes into a contract?”

“If I had specific knowledge,” Pauz said, “I would not be free.”

“Okay,” I said.  “I would like to say that, should there be a grievance in the contract, mediation goes to a third party.”

“Who?” he asked.

“A neutral party, or a party professional enough to be neutral and unbiased with both a mortal human and an imp.  Someone we both agree on, with further stipulations to prevent one party from simply refusing every suggestion.”

He cackled.  The little bald, shark-toothed, clawed baby was surprisingly good at cackling.  “Fine.”

If the contract goes bad, I doubt he will leave Blake in a good enough position where that’d be helpful. 

[laurent-ofvere]

I'm not sure I'm doing this right, but here's an unpopular opinion about KR. The ending was incredibly weak. Damen and Laurent wind up saved by the testimony of two minor characters, and by a convenient letter that the Council simply takes at face value. Maybe dealing with the Regent with a trial was a good writing choice, but it wasn't well executed. It was like a really, really bad soap opera scene, complete with retcons and OOC behavior. What do you think of the ending?

i half agree with you and half loved it too much to be nitpicky if that makes any sense? i FULLY get what you’re saying and i agree, kr had its weaker points. jokaste’s “big reveal” fell completely flat, the whole “oh no a surprise baby!” trope can be annoying, and the trial tie-up was a bit too convenient, but i just… idk. when i initially read kr i didn’t finish it like “is she serious?? thats it??” and i re read scenes allll the time. so yeah, if i get analytical there ARE things that make me go “huh…” but overall, kr didn’t disappoint me. and tbh there were so many things i loved in it that i guess in my mind manage to outweigh the weak. 

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