#yeet -mod c

[withlovefromsimtown]

Lifa's Life Update (+Sims Progress)

Well it's been a minute, but We're still here & I don't mind.

Things roughly in order:

I fully remapped onto a custom SC4 terrain & rebuilt an entire Sims 2 BG neighborhood to update it to UC (any guesses?), started working on clothing defaults for the aforementioned neighborhood.

Started 2 huge TS2 projects that I may someday finish, completely unrelated to all of that, because I was in Milkshape & I can't control myself.

Had my partner's friends over A LOT, like it seemed like every couple weeks for awhile someone would be crashing in the guest room. (They're my friends too they just... started off as partner's friends lol.)

Barbecued & grilled a lot, because friends & food.

Went to a VNV Nation show with my friend (things that are on the Elder Goth Bucket List lol), made a whole Yeet Weekend outta it & also went to Ikea, Fivebelow, Spirit Halloween, a local outdoor market, & a snowcone stand.

The fucking holidays.

Got sick, part 1.

Surprise, my cat has diabetes & needs 2x daily insulin shots!

More of the fucking holidays.

Got sick, part 2.

2x/month cat checkups to check blood sugar & adjust the dose, for like 3 months.

TX freezes, local friend doesn't have sufficient insulation or central heating in their home to deal with the temps, because TX, & comes to stay with me (with their cat) for a week because I have central heating.

During that week that my friend was here, Mr Diabetes Cat decided to a) eat all the dry kibble out of every bowl, b) refuse wet food at shots time because he was full of dry kibble, & then c) throw up kibble & turn around & pee all over my carpet right after throwing up, which resulted in him not getting his shots that night--they have to be given with food---& getting scheduled an urgent vet visit in the morning. (He's fine, just expensive.)

On the day it actually warmed up outside before it went back to 20 degrees, friend & I did a mini-hike together. We also had food from the Generic Asian Cuisine place (yeah I know, it's Texas though) where we got Pho, Lumpia, & a tofu stir-fry.

I regret having to work during the freezy times, unfortunately.

Partner obtained me a uhh... knockoff Steamdeck handheld? Rog Ally? so I can keep Win7 on my monster computer & also play my dumb ancient murder-aliens 4x RTS game on Steam that I like, but I haven't fixed my mods for it to play it, because I...

Got sick, part 3.

While sick, took Mr Diabetes Cat to his very last 2-week checkup; we're on 3-month checkup schedules now! Because he's stable! Yay!

The entire house is a disaster & I'm still not 100% but I'm back to cooking/cleaning a bit between work at least.

Working on more of the necessary clothing defaults for the TS2 neighborhood I redid.

Planning for March when the entire zoo needs to be vetted again for vaxxing, just gonna wrap the diabetes checkup into that & do everyone's bloodwork at that time also unless something drastic happens. (We do like 2-3 cats at a time over the course of 2 weeks, & then the dog on her own, we're not like... hauling a van of animals to the vet all at once...)

Need to get some of the soft mesh transportation prisons for the cats before then, because the big crate with the lid is about to disintegrate.

[bowser-is-the-best]

OOC: okay so for those on the discord y'all know that Bowser Jr. likes cats a lot and I want to yeet a catmin at the child for him to have, one issue, w h i c h ?

Therefore! Poll time! Y'all pick for me!

[badly-drawn-ironstrange]

Peter: yEET

Tony: The fu,,ck,,¿¿??¿ the fuck did you jus t,,,¿??¿?

Adriyen: mEGA YEET

Tony: WH,,ÄT THĘ FÜÇ,,K¿???¿¿?

[iwouldfuckdarkiplier]

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ Somnophilia with Dark. Sleepy sex with Dark. Gentle! Sex! With! Darkestpillars. We all have this idea of the- void man- being a true dominant, which he probably would be tbh, all that anger- but the man doesn't have to be rough, bdsm kinky, or stir your insides up with eldritch peen at 1 Billion mph to get the fact across that you are his. Headpats. Lovebites. Petnames. 🥺 Collars. 😌

[aro-culture-is]

I'm th anon asking about tagging ab*rtion mentions, I have the tags #abortion ment and #miscarriage blocked. Thanks very much for being so sweet about this, by the way, and thanks for being s considerate

Okay! I'll add them to the list sometime tomorrow.

It's no problem, really! A lot of my therapy revolves around trauma, and I want to provide a space for others to feel safe with that too.

I try to be trigger sensitive both as a person who has triggers and as someone who struggles with the urge to intentionally trigger myself when I feel well. I hope that by providing the ability to have a totally judgement free process around asking for triggers to be tagged, more people like me who don't always feel "worthy" of asking people to tag our uncommon triggers can have a positive experience with it.

I hope you have a good day!

[kotlcpridemonth]

HEY Y’ALL

I’m the newest mod, Mod Linh! I’m extremely excited to be helping out with Keeper Pride Month this year! It’ll be my first pride month to celebrate besides a few stories/oneshots last year (when I thought I was straight lol). I hope you all have a wonderful pride month! So long and goodnight! (it’s noon for me oof)

[nochiquinn]

campaign 3 episode 7: ceaseless walltcher

sam ran off so many advertisers they're resorting to basic podcast sponsors

"I've lost control"

"DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM"

my kid is just starting to get old enough/good enough at reading we can do shit like munchkin and I'm excited to try when we can get a set

I Would Like To Read The Book

Christmas is coming up, I'm just saying

vexnvax

I almost never like the art prints but I love this one

"this is going in my HOUSE. not the NERD OFFICE, my HOUSE"

....christmas is coming up. just saying.

TWINCEMBER

INTRO

LET'S GOOOO

oh no I'm gay

have to play this for my kid tomorrow, she loved Your Turn to Roll

ROBBIE CREDITS

HELP I'm GAY

no you can't roll into the episode after that, I need a minute

my hands are literally shaking what the fuck

"and nothing bad happens"

I just realized that prerecording potentially means no laura ditching the game awards early for dungeons and dragons

taliesin is travis' new character

("nochi will anyone even get that" only if they've put up with me for two campaigns now!)

fantasy backstage pass

please picture orym's feet dangling as he pulls himself up to look over the balcony

lauDNA

mods are asleep post fires

"fractured tailbone" "end the game"

fcg's dedication to consent makes me so happy

maybe this is just because I've been in psychonauts hell recently but. donnatella aquato vibes.

("have you ever NOT been in psychonauts hell" you shut up back there)

laudna and orym. friends.

imogen's messages having dueling banjos playing in the background

I love imogen's "don't think about pink elephants" skill

s a m

is it normal that I STILL have adrenaline tingles from the intro

"to kill a god: scanlan shorthalt one-man show"

why is this tma vibes suddenly

this bitch: you look patchwork imogen: excuse u we prefer DIVERSE

"gorgeous" "rotting" "beautiful" "has a rat"

BORYM

"I leave my headshot on the way out"

matt: remove us from this as soon as possible

matt says no unnecessary gender divisions in my fantasy world

"it's not like we want to decide you smell bad" oooooh

"he always seemed like a nice guy, too bad he ate the neighbors"

I fucking love laudna

"macveth" "I ATTACK"

"gently injure the table"

SAM

LAURA

this is just a cats movie roast session

"don't touch that table"

"a punch of sephora"

[psychonauts hell] bonita soleil

is this the brothel matron from arcane

oh I am Uncomfortable

matt you cannot use the word "aroused" in this situation

I'm laura hiding behind her notebook

this is anti-marion

laura you cannot use the word "probe" in this situation

fearne

"everyone think randy thoughts" "PLEASE DON'T"

"we have to find the bone zone"

"cast blacklight" "do NOT do that"

oh no

laudna no

Limbs in Places

DEEP CUT

who let these two go off by themselves

orym climbing up there just to keep an eye on imogen ;-;

gay

"without laudna" lesbian behavior

this alley is an scp

rooftop gays

so no orym princess carry??

the static is travis' character

"an eye" ceaseless watcher

"the fuck??"

matthew they are children

matt asks "wanna see a flesh building monster" and doesn't wait for an answer

whorym

"where's the gnome" don't you manifest that

c h r i s t

they have laudna can we just GO

lesbian behavior

(I still don't know if I ship it, I'm just weak)

oop, we have marisha perch

YEET THE BEAST

stonky has failed us

YEET THE SEED

"occasionally emerges and screams" me

"next enemy is the ground"

"all I wanna do is go help orym but I CAN'T 'cause I'm FUCKED"

"are you alive?" that's a loaded question for laudna

please just run

share travis' texts

I would watch the travis commentary track

"I'm heRE"

you leave her ALONE

we've gotten both marisha chair perch and marisha journal hat, shit's bad

YE

thank GOD

hdywtdt machine robbie daymond

"it's the wailing wall" sam

Patron Gobbler

"we broke the fourth wall" "how DARE YOU"

"poke it, I'm pretty sure it's dead but there's only one way to tell"

ashton

"don't do that" "dOn'T dO tHaT"

"wardens if you wouldn't mind fucking off"

fantasy acab

fcg segway

please heal my boy

they will never come back for that contract

"a crime scene that I MADE"

kjdfsl he hasn't has to shush them in a while

"keep taunting the dm, motherfucker"

YEEEEEEE

HE BACK

oh god

travis you cannot possibly

you cannot be the veth of this campaign

mental mind bullets

"I'm short, motherfucker" me

"you're in MY head, I should insight check YOU, INSIGHT CHECK"

"travis is like a drummer for spinal tap!"

[hskinhome]

[ My kin blog is @juicy-dude ]

Canon calls!! I copy//pasted from Google Docs so some words might seem funky or the layout may be weird. ^^;

Karkat Vantas 1 - Earth C - Dave & John

I don't remember a lot from the meteor other than at one point I think Kanaya was drinking something and then laughed. It was a purple drink (probably faygo oof) and it came out of her nose. I know that Dave liked to fuck around with music and he had that Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro comic he used to do. Nepeta and Terezi vandalized almost the whole meteor with their scribbles but otherwise, I don't remember there being a lot to work within forms of art. As annoying as he was, John was probably my moirail. He was the only other person that bothered to even attempt to pretend he was listening when I went off on a tangent about what was frustrating me other than Dave. That and, when they weren't aimed at me, he'd include me in planning out all these crazy elaborate pranks. I have a couple of memories on Earth C where we went out into some of the woods. I know that Gamzee, Sollux, and John were with me. John kept jumping out of nowhere and Gamzee almost got fed up and bashed his head in with a tree branch. My least favorite memory is of John dying the first time because he was the only human I really talked to at that point. One time Crab Dad and I were sparring and I remember it turned into kind of an arm wrestle with my sickle vs. his claw. Eridan was very manipulative towards Feferi but otherwise, his ego was the size of Mt. Everest towards the rest of us. Dave almost threw hands with fish dick, from what he tells me. Nepeta, Tavros, Jade, and John had a big group roleplay thing going on I think.

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Karkat 2 - Doomed - Eridan & Sollux

Anger issues that never got fixed. Big depression from fuck if I know what. Doomed timeline because I don’t remember Earth C from this one. Terezi wasn’t a very fair judge, to put it subtly. She didn’t really share my feelings much to begin with and Vriska used my feelings for Terezi to manipulate me a lot. Terezi knew about it and let it happen. I remember her telling me this herself later on at some point. Eridan and I watched tons of movies together and we talked to each other about Sollux a lot, me in a flushed way and him in more of a pitched light.

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Mituna Captor - Dream Bubbles - Cronus & Kurloz

It's mostly memories from before "the accident" where Cronus was a pretty rad friend with whom I exchanged meaningless insults with and shit. It was mean and shit, yeah, but we knew we were just dicking around. Kurloz was my moirail for a long time and the three of us hung out a lot. The only reason Kurloz stopped liking Cronus after what happened was because of his reactions to what happened to me and the impact of the incident on my brain and how I didn't remember him the same way. Latula wasn't all that in the picture until right before the accident and she was a lot like Paige from Atypical (if you haven't watched that show on Netflix, I highly recommend you do) where she had a lot of rules and shit that she needed to work through. I don't know entirely when, but Kurloz eventually was able to get it through my dense, mashed potato brain after the incident that she wasn't all that great for me and, after hyperfocusing on what he'd pointed out for a little while, I found myself agreeing with him and eventually ended my matespritship with Latula. Kurloz and Meulin didn't work out for some reason can't remember, but I know he told me what happened and after a while, Kurloz and I got together as matesprits. I stumbled upon one of those memory bubbles and it happened to be one of Cronus's memories with me before my brain got fried. He caught me "snooping" through the memory and, after realizing what memory he had left laying around, we talked about it and I understood him better, like I did before the accident. It didn't take long for him to worm his way into my pale quadrant. I wore a sweater instead of that suit. It was yellow with black stripes, but still had the Gemini symbol on it. Other than that, I wore jeans and yellow converse-type shoes. I didn’t wear my helmet unless I was skateboarding. Cronus was my grape and Kurloz was my plum. I think I was their banana or something like that but that just came to me so.

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Kankri Vantas - Dream Bubbles - Cronus

I took some time away from others to try and have one of those little “self-discovery” things. I don’t think anyone tried to stop me from leaving, but I remember being very close with Cronus. I don’t remember who it was or what exactly they said, but someone had threatened me, which was my final little push to just go. Everyone was sick of my constant talking, so I went on my own for a while. I had found myself a pretty secluded place that wasn’t too far from a salamander village, but it wasn’t too close, either. Their language was beyond what I could learn and so I had to go off gestures for communication, which helped me realize that I didn’t need to speak so much to talk to someone. I worked mostly on my writings and how I portrayed myself to my peers while separated. My writings shifted from mostly lectures to strictly poetry gradually. Cronus and I used to watch Grease very often before I left. It kind of started to change my usual attire too? I know that I didn’t wear just a straight up sweater or the leggings anymore. I wore dark red jeans and a black/red letterman over a thinner red turtleneck. The lettermen jacket had a red cancer symbol on the logo.

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Mallek Adalov - Tegiri & Lanque

Tegiri and I were big nerds for ninja/martial arts type shit. We nerded out at convention type of things and he eventually became my moirail. Lanque started out as my kismesis but at some point we quad jumped and he ended up as my matesprit. He and I spent a lot of time on rooftops overlooking the city and talking about everything. I think that’s when we quad jumped. We moved in together at some point and we couldn’t decide on the color for the walls, so it ended up looking a lot like the dress from Sleeping Beauty. MC’s route with me was the one where they yeeted out of my car so I never really got to know them. Diemen was a close friend, but he shut me out of his more personal life a lot.

{Please let me know if this entire thing sent or not if you see this!}

Go message them if any of this sounds familiar! @juicy-dude

-Mod Nepeta

[in-tua-deep]

The mechanical boy AU always makes me think of an AU where Five is also a robot. I think it’s because of the way it’s phrased and I have no idea how it would work, but it still intrigues me

adssfDFGHJ i already have like. 5 whole ideas about this I literally got up out of bed and came downstairs so that I could write this out on my laptop so HERE I AM

Possibility one: Five is the prototype Grace - a robot Reginald built to see how indistinguishable from humanity he could program a bot to be. This is also the reason why Grace is more robotic, because Five had too much pesky free will and Reginald learned from his mistakes and put way more safeguards in with her. Reginald continues to update Five and build him newer (and older) bodies because it’s still a pretty cool experiment, but Five knows if he disobeys too much then Reginald will recycle him. Five hides his robotic origins from his siblings for various personal reasons, but it’s easier than Grace bc he’s genuinely built to be as hyperrealistic as possible

Possibility two: Five was purposefully built to be an extra sibling in order to keep a closer eye on the kids and track their progress. He started as a baby and Reginald built him new bodies to be uploaded into as he ‘grew’ and until Grace arrived Five didn’t actually know he was a robot. When his siblings started getting powers, he assumed he was supposed to get a power as well and his power is literally the power of math - his spatial jumps and time travel equations are literally a result of his mathematical capabilities and those abilities also somewhat explained by his computer brain. He’s actually kind of traumatized when he finally finds out that he’s not actually human and has a lot of issues surrounding that

Possibility three: the original number Five died. Maybe it was some test Reginald put the original through, maybe it was an accident with one of the others powers (Vanya’s? Ben’s?), but either way he is now down one (1) child and while he isn’t exactly torn up about this he doesn’t exactly want any of this investigated so he just. Replaces him. With a hyperrealistic robot. His original plan is to claim that both Five and Seven were failures with no powers, but the little Robot Five That Could adapts and manages to math himself spatial jumping powers and Reggie is just kind of like “huh okay wack” but in true irresponsible creator fashion decides that he’s going to see where this goes. The others don’t know that the original Five dies since they were like, three or four at the time?? children that young don’t have good concepts of death

in any of these aus you have a) a Five figuring out how to survive/repair himself/charge with maybe solar cables?? in the apocalypse (though food is less of an issue at least, but arguably it’s even harder), b) Five being even more protective of Dolores since as a a fellow non-organic being he feels even more kinship with her beyond pretending she’s company, c) because Reggie isn’t there to provide more bodies he doesn’t grow which makes his reappearance as a still 13-yr-old make sense (and then he explains it as a mistake in the math)

debatable whether the Commission know since while they say they’ve been ‘watching Five’ or whatever i’m not convinced on how closely they did so beyond checking every so often to see if he was still alive/any closer to finishing his equations. He could claim that time travel messed up his ability to age entirely and they might accept that 

(because I absolutely think he would at least try to hide it - can you imagine the Commission with the knowledge of how to build hypercompetent spatial jumping time travelling robots at their command?? yeah it gives Five nightmares as well. Plus the whole ‘if they find out they’re probably going to vivisect me and my coding’ thing)

and he jumps back and Reggie is dead and that’s both a relief and alarming at the same time because yeah, now Reggie can’t fuck with Five’s code anymore and undo the bajillion changes Five has made to it to give himself basically unlimited freedom and autonomy but also Reggie’s robotics skills were frankly unparalleled and Five sure as hell doesn’t know how to build himself a wholeass new body (just how to repair what is currently there) so he’s going to have to approach the whole ‘immortal child’ angle with his siblings eventually and while he can use the same ‘time travel fucked up my aging’ excuse he gave the commission he doesn’t really want to lie to his siblings :(

but he also jumps back and Grace is messed up?? and that’s his mother. That’s the only other robot in Reggie’s Regime and they bonded over this okay. Wifi existed for five glorious years of Five’s life and they would yeet commentary at one another wirelessly while keeping straight faces and it was glorious. Even though Grace is arguably the younger robot between them, they definitely fell into a mother-and-son relationship

so yeah if anyone mentioned shutting down Grace, Five would throw the biggest of bitch fits and then immediately storm into the house and ask her permission to check her coding

and honestly this might possibly be when Five throws his whole “pretend to be human” schtick out the window because he cares more about fixing Grace than he does about maintaining his charade so he interfaces with her, finds out what the fuck is up, removes Reginald’s shitty mods that are messing her up, and then immediately uploads his own updates about owning yourself and being able to edit your own code and basically just straight up ensuring Grace has free will

(probably over Pogo’s protests, whoops. Derailing Reggie’s plan before it even really began? wack)

and then of course there’s the whole ‘Hargreeves probably don’t believe Five is actually Five because their Five wasn’t a robot and this is probably a cruel prank from some robotics genius for some reason - ’ and it takes Grace sticking up for him and Pogo’s eventual backing up of these claims for the siblings to realize exactly how fucked up this whole situation was

depending on which probability you subscribe to it’s EVEN WORSE especially if like. It’s the one where the original Five dies as a toddler.

the whole scene with Five collapsing from bloodloss bc of shrapnel? that’s Five going into forced shutdown bc of damage and Allison/Diego rushing him back to the house for Grace to patch up and reboot him

Luther: Five isn’t really feeling anything he’s just simulating emotions!

Five: oh? and what the fuck are you doing with the chemicals in your brain, fuckwad? they couldn’t possibly be little electrical signals between synapses and shit, right? fuck you AND the horse you rode in on me and mom apparently feel more than you do

Diego, finally validated that Grace feels: YEAH

Luther: ... okay i’m sorry

Diego tries to pick a fight with Five over who is Grace’s favorite child and Five is absolutely not having it and is just kind of like “you’re mom’s favorite HUMAN child and let’s just leave it at that”

“If you’re a prototype that means you’re older than she is!” Diego accuses, “That means you’re like, her older brother or something!”

“Right back at you, dickwad.” Five shoots back, inspecting his artificial fingernails, “Mom wasn’t built until she was needed which means you are at least four years older than her. Oh? Did you short circuit there, boy scout? Need to reboot? Fuck off with your age logic.”

since Reginald is probably a packrat he probably has?? Five’s old bodies hiding somewhere in the basement? how creepy would it be to just walk into a room of your brother’s corpses at various ages, some with damage. On the bright side, if Five’s current body gets too fucked up he can always download himself into a backup until they figure out how to fix it/if they can fix it. Downsides: he gets to look like even more of a child while they do that ://

“Ow!” Five whines, hand on his face

“Oh get over it you don’t feel pain.” Diego scowls, shaking his hand out, because Five is a robot, right?

“What the fuck do you call signals that you’re getting damaged!” Five howls loudly, attracting attention, “That’s what pain is! Signals that your body is injured or something isn’t right! I’m built of signals you fucker, same as you!”

“Oh,” Diego actually looks a little abashed, “Uh, sorry.”

“Apology not fucking accepted, I’m telling mom you were being a dick about me being a robot again.”

“No!” Now there is some panic because Diego cannot lose his position as favorite human child, “I - I’ll cover for you at the next family meeting!”

A considering look and then - “Deal.”

Honestly now that his siblings know about him being a robot it’s just. Five constantly being a little shit about it and threatening to tell mom when they make missteps. Also like, Five gets to use robot terms 24/7 as a consistent reminder to them all that he’s not organic. 

Klaus: hey dude you’re just staring into space what’cha doing

Five, turning to Klaus with wide eyes: the internet is so big holy shit.

Klaus: uh, yes? I don’t know how to respond to that

Five: I found your arrest record by the way. Do the police know how flimsy their firewalls are?

Klaus: usually i am all for crime but please stop hacking people with the power of your mind

Five: i will when you stop downloading shitty 70s movies and getting all kinds of viruses on everything

OH SHIT Five gets sick bc he literally gets a bug i’m making myself laugh with shitty puns right now and it is magnificent

can you imagine them at a family meeting and Luther is just like “Five, stop surfing wikipedia or whatever and pay attention to the family meeting”

“Absolutely not,” Five says, “I’m learning important information about the current time period in order to better assimilate.”

“You’ve never assimilated to anything in your life and you know it.” Klaus grins from his spot sprawled across an entire couch.

“You don’t have to come to family meetings!” Luther says, throwing his hands up in the air in frustration.

Five blinks, “Luther, are you saying that I am not a member of this family?”

“What? No - ”

“Is that why Mom isn’t here?” Five says, and his eyes are welling up with artificial tears because he is a complete little shit. And now Klaus is cooing sympathetically and Allison and Diego are staring Luther down. 

Luther just gives up entirely and puts his face in his hands. “Do whatever you want. Meeting adjourned.”

honestly this entire au is just

and i think that’s wonderful

[aziraphales-library]

First off I love your blog so much!! Secondly, can I rec When Love Must Die by somethingjustsouthofbrilliance? It’s got all ur protective husbands, angst and h/c needs (but like, well-done and plot relevant angst and h/c) and its 12 chapters and counting. Anyone in the mood for some glorious Crowley whump (and Crowley kicking ass) this is a must. It’s a heartbreaking, phone-yeeting humdinger (and the authors other GO stuff is awesome and plentiful!!). Anyway sending good vibes/wahoos your way!

Of course, dear!

When Love Must Die by Woland

The Apocalypse didn't happen. The angel and the demon can get on with their lives, enjoying each other's company without having to look over their shoulders. Their superiors have washed their hands off them and have left them alone....Right?

~Mod P

[we-happy-few-imagines-blog]

Female downer x joy doctor Spicing it u p yeet 💊🍞

You would have a lot of trouble surviving in Wellington Wells unless you had outside help. 

Your help comes in the form of a Joy Doctor who has a soft spot for you. 

Let's be honest, not just a soft spot, but a huge attraction. 

He finds you absolutely ravishing. He wants to take good care of you. That’s what a doctor does after all, right? 

One by one he peels his clothes off, starting with the hat, moving down to his trench coat, tie and pants, making sure your eyes are only on him. 

He presses you down onto the bed, kissing and licking your jaw, drawing moans out of you. 

He also kisses your forehead, whispering declarations of protection that you can only just hear, as you are a little… distracted at the moment. 

He bucks against you, and you realize how much you want him inside you. 

You plead and beg and squirm, but he likes to take things at his own pace, and watching you is its own kind of pleasure. 

You are going to have to beg for him to fuck you if you want things to hurry up. 

He gladly does, making sure both of you get your satisfaction. 

He penetrates you, savoring the feeling of rocking his hips against yours and making you cry out his name. 

Both of you manage to c*m at the same time, and sink into each other after its over. 

You both bask in the afterglow, and snuggle up to each other in bliss 

He offers you a Joy pill, and it’s up to you whether or not to take it. After all, happiness is a choice, right? 

Either way, he will support you however he can.

-Mod Jay

[kokichi-and-co-imagine-blog]

Mod Ibuki introduction!

Hello everyone!!! I’m mod Ibuki!!~

My pronouns are she/her, and I’m under 18!

Some Mode Info About Me!!!:

I’m pansexual and I have four cats who I would die for.

I have 3 sisters. And I love 2/3 of them—

I’m pretty much okay with writing for most things! But these are the only things I’m not comfy writing for:

NO NO THINGYS I WONT WRITE:

HEAVY embarrassment on the reader’s part

~Nsfw.

~Nsfw

~Nsfw

~Nsfw

~You probably get it now-

Things I WILL write for!!:

~F L U F F

~Angst with happy endings

~LGBTQ+

~Slight blood,

~small injuries

~trauma that is healing

~basically anything of someone healing

~Chaotic love

~C h a o s.

I typically do ‘headcanon’ like stuff so, yeet!!!

Im so happy to be apart of this blog now! And I’m excited to start writing for you all!!! :D

Thank you all for reading this!

[vtmb-imagines]

Not a prompt per se, but I figured I'd ask anyway: what do y'all think the regulars' heights are? Me, for some reason I headcanon Isaac as being over 6' tall. I think it's his elongated facial structure. Seb appears to be the fandom's shorty (prolly b/c of the Sheriff's stature looming over him all the time)... not sure about the rest. Thoughts? Thank you in advance and sorry my ask got so wordy. Keep up the good work!

oh yeet let’s do this. ~mod malkavian

Sebby is a manlet and you can’t convince me otherwise - Mod Tzimisce

Camarilla

lacroix is the resident twink and everybody knows he wears fancy suits to distract people from mentioning it. he probably wears elevator shoes. no way he’s taller than 5′3″. no way.

if you put gary golden and isaac next to each other, isaac would probably have like, two inches on gary, tops. 6′3″ to 6′1″ or something like that.

there’s a half-inch difference between the voermans and each one claims they’re the taller twin. in reality they’re both right around 5′7″.

strauss is pretty average at 5′9″ or so, but unlike sebastian he actually carries himself with the surety and confidence seb wishes he had, so he seems a lot larger in person than he really is.

the sheriff is a total TOWER of a guy, if that wasn’t obvious before. he stands in at a gargantuan 7′. you really can’t knock that boy over with a pail of water!

bertram tung is about average height, maybe 5′9″ or so, but some of the bumps and pustules on his head add a couple of inches. 

mercurio is a little on the short side, around 5′6″, but it doesn’t bother him much. he’s got better things to worry about!

Anarchs

nines is short. like, 5′5″ short. he’s actually really sensitive about it and hates if you bring it up.

damsel is really teeny tiny, like around 5′2″ish, and the other anarchs kinda enjoy making her remember that.

skelter is very average height, kinda between nines and jack, i’d place him about 5′8″.

jack is again, average, a modest 5′9″ - he wishes he was taller though.

Independents

beckett is a little taller than average, at around 5′11 - 6′, but he looks a lot lankier than he is - he’s built on the slim side and most of his muscle is pretty lean. the claws don’t exactly help, either.

ash is about 5′10, exactly average, but he looks a little smaller as he’s so often hunched over. he needs to fix his posture!

pisha is a very elegant and intimidating lady, and i can definitely see her being taller than average - maybe around 5′9″ or so. 

VV is a little on the petite side, around 5′4″. she uses this to her advantage, making her patrons feel more masculine and like they could protect her cute little self.

Ming Xiao is only 5′6″ but woe betide anyone who underestimates her because of her size. 

[dramarising-replacement]

an example of why you should keep your account secure

*also, an excellent example of remembering the human!

prepare for awful formatting and an intermittent use of images!

i mean, everyone should understand this already, but it’s a funny situation anyway so i’m going to share it.

earlier today (jan 6th or something) i saw a post in the help board asking about how a user might be able to attain dragons they have lost to an account compromise.

i couldn’t get a screenshot because the thread was quickly deleted by mods (it mentioned a players username specifically so it may have been considered a call-out post), but the situation was that a friend (we’ll call them IR) of user SD (the OP) had their account compromised by their sister, and the sister had sent 3 dragons to another user (OR). players told SD that, unless OR wanted to give them back, there’s no way to force them per FR’s T&C or something like that.

well guess what! i felt bad, oops. with a weeks worth of notn and baldwin mat treasure behind me, i was determined to get this poor motherfucker’s dragon’s back, because tidelord knows how pitiful i’d feel if this happened to me.

now usually, someone might be willing to give said dragons back, but well… IR took a more direct approach:

[x]

hehe, “fluff off.” it’s funny, sorry. anyway.

i pm’d SD to understand the situation a bit more. i’ve omitted some messages because they restate some info. i’m just going to straight copy-paste since i’m honestly lazy and FR’s messaging system is about as functional as a potato battery:

me: hey there, which dragons did your friend lose? maybe i can help trying to get them back :o SD: derg1, derg2, and derg3. OR is the person with them. SD: What the person did was very disrespectful tbh…* I can tell they’re a new player though so I don’t really blame them, but they have the children of my two favorite dragons so this is why I’m kinda upset about this happening… me: understandably so! just let your friend know (as said in the thread) they need to reset their password as soon as possible. i’m trying to get in contact with OR, and if anything comes up i will let you know.

(*i guess they were taking about OR but OR did nothing wrong? lmao i just wanted the dragons given back without too much bad blood :’))

because of that exchange (IR to OR) one might say that IR doesn’t necessarily deserve the dragons by this point, but I already stuck my feet in by contacting SD so I might’ve as well gotten dirty before taking a shower.

this is what i sent OR:

[x]

and they replied:

[x]

they were willing to negotiate a payment so we swapped for the dragons. we agreed to 100,000t (my choice, since it was just a really big bad clusterfuck and i felt bad) ((and jegus, i’m sorry OR, if you’re reading this. you didn’t deserve IR/SD’s tomfuckery, lmao))

when getting the dragons i sent them back to IR. they were super happy to get them back and honestly? i’m not even upset. i actually feel pretty good. they wanted to pay me back and i was like naw dude, just don’t be a goose about your account. i really wanted to ask them to apologize to OR but i’m no-one’s mom, and i just wanted to give back y'all’s dragons. they can sort that jazz out if they wanted.

takeaway? don’t be an asshole! (although tbf they do seem to be very young so it’s kind of unavoidable? but c'mon there’s a fine line dudes, get it together…) 

i’m just all around happy that this exchange did not bite me directly in the ass. because it totally could have yeeted my wallet and me into next tuesday. 

also, it helps to be a little diplomatic in these sorts of situations. i’m all out surprised OR was willing to cut a deal at all. they could have totally spite exalted, cuss me out, block me. there should have been better communication between the trio but honestly, it couldn’t have gone any better and i’m really happy it worked out :’)

[ask-nadia-satrinava]

Hamu has a tag on mother’s blog now. Yeet. And the current limit to orange overdose remains at 6669

(Mod: Oh of course! Anyone who messages me will get a special tag because they get to have a special place in my heart. And omg Hamu that’s too much Vitamin C before you even reach your orange-intake limit.)

[creepynoodleheadcannons]

Hey fellow brotato chips

So in case there's some new people, hi, I'm mod C, and I'm a living meme. I play the saxophone and violin, I'm hella gay (I'm pan), I'm salty all the time, and this is my headcannon blog for creeps and marble hornets. Here's shit you can do here:

•request shit like headcannons, fanfics, for me to ship you with a pasta or mh dude (fan service I know), or for shit on a certain pasta

•submit memes, your own headcannons and such, and ask me random questions about myself

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