Forget getting carried away by passion and kissing their favorite Bridgerton behind the back of the person they are courting. That's so mainstream of Simon and Kate
The only real way to break up a courtship should be by publishing a love rival's secrets in the national press. And that's why Penelope is class apart in the courtship wrecker department. Penelope didn't even need to kiss Colin to get that job done. She didn't need to be near him at all. Homegirl was virtually staying out of his relationship when she wrecked it. And for that she's got my respect.
Even tho we could argue that Penelope's courtship wrecking was premeditated, unlike Simon and Kate's who just got carried away. I still prefer Penelope's style of doing things
(yes I'm joking, don't come at me with flames, too much Ariana Grande headlines have me feeling like taking a jab at a certain trope)
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Me, literally two seconds after the beginning of 2023: OK YEAH HAPPY NEW YEAR WHERE'S MY GOOD OMENS 2 TRAILER
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the first time she’s every used ‘pisses me off’ she sounds just like me 🥲🥺 this is the closest to her i’ve ever felt
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I love seeing people call whatever is going on between Astarion and Gale as "toxic old man yaoi."
Because if you told them about it, Gale would look sad and say, "Toxic is a bit of a strong word. Everyone in this group has their own issues and-"
Meanwhile, the 200+ year old vampire shaking with rage behind him would shriek, "OLD?!?!?!"
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one of my favourite things about AO3 tags is their dedication to canon accuracy, even when that means it devolves into complete mayhem like
Percy was not named with a fan following in mind, this was clearly a running gag but it's his name so they have to use all of it
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American Television after 5 years of pushing for queer representation: I hope you wanted unnecessary drama, angst with a maybe resolution, and three unfulfilling seasons of questionably written flirtation. And that all comes before anything is half-confirmed with a singular lukewarm kissing scene between two conventionally attractive, white bisexual women!
Thai Television .3 seconds after they figured out queer content is marketable: Did you want something kinky, soft, or stupid? Did you want cat ears? We’ve got cat ears! We’ve got safe/sane/consensual OR off-the-charts bad etiquette BDSM. We’ve got college students out the ass! As long as they’re an engineer or architect, choose your flavor. Do you want an age gap or classmates? Something for adults? Teens? Everyone was childhood besties, how about that??? This is a short order restaurant and I will flip you some gays like they’re hotcakes, just tell me what you want.
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so on the subject of the "Crowley is secretly Revaan/Laverne/Levin/please Twst give us his name" theory, I think my feelings are best summed up as "I don't really buy it, but it's funny". like, in all seriousness, I'm not opposed to it; I have enjoyed the writing in Twst so far and I'm willing to trust that whatever happens will, you know, make sense and not be terrible. but I'm just not really convinced by the current evidence! maybe that'll change once we learn more, we'll see!
with that said, may I propose a few alternate theories about the possible Crowley/Revaan connection:
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I thought this might be funny
Heads up! I know it might not be canon, I saw a screenshot of where it said Francis is implied to be Anastacha's dad on the wiki and it could be the dev trolling the fandom (Not the first time I seen indie game devs having fun with the fandom and messing around with their game/games or that screenshot is straight up fake which is sadly is a possibility) since Francis and Anastacha both have tired eyes (Also it might be a reference to "My/your dad left to get the milk" meme and Francis is a literal milkman 😭) due to this, The wiki says it's implied that they are ex-husband and wife the only link to this proof was the screenshot I mentioned about Francis being Anastacha's dad, SO of course, take this information with a grain of salt as I don't know if it is canon or not canon.
But hey, I'm just someone trying to have fun even if it's canon or not
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