#yes it’s also a shrek meme

[casmick-consequences]

romance is dead 😔😔😔

[vaugarde]

in hindsight it feels weird that i didnt really latch on to kung fu panda or how to train your dragon, because youd think those would be right up my alley- and its not like i dont like them, i still really like them and enjoy rewatching them, i just dont have the fascination and attachment other people seem to have. instead my brain was always like “i like the funny meme ogre”

[lowkeyrobin]

Heyy :) Can you please write headcanons of dating quackity, but in his earlier eras? (like 2019-21 maybe) ❤

ooooo yes of course!!! ; fun fact I've been watching him since 2018 or so (I don't mean this in a "Oh I'm cooler than you way) ; thank you for the request!! this was fun as hell ; I tried to kinda do it in a chronological order but yeah, I did like stuff and then more details of relationship if that makes sense yk???

QUACKITY ; 2019-2021 era

warnings ; language, talk of drugs, jokes about sex

genre ; fluff

word count ; 858

masterlist

Raiding Club Penguin with him and Axel was a core memory for you. It was the first true time, however cringe it sounds, that you saw Alex as your best friend.

he'd always try to make you laugh, especially on stream

such a little tease

back in the olden days, we had those Discord server 'wtf is that food' videos

you guys rank some of them and how likely you'd eat them

also ranking Discord memes

so many of them were dumb shit or weird shipart from like 2015 deviantart LMFAO

"guys I know me and y/n are dating but that doesn't mean compare us to Shrek couples!"

"I thought Thanos was your true love?"

"He-He is! Oh my God, stop being so desperate, y/n. ugh"

once he got invited to the Dream SMP, you were all ears and proudly taught him how to play Minecraft

you made his alt skin with the tuxedo, which he didn't wear often, but used in lore some time later

youd often help him with lore ideas

he also got you invited into the SMP where he introduced you to some of his new friends

you knew schlatt and some others, but most of these people were new and it was nice meeting all of them

the fiances are established and then you and quackity are already a think and you also like karl, which creates a weird love rectangle with an open end because you and sapnap are sharing the other two 💀

lore goes fuckin crazy with that

while Karl's off making Kinoko Kingdom and Quackity's running Las Nevadas, you're building El Tropicana, off in the far away jungle biome

Alex would usually stream and translate Mexican soap operas, which you joined in for sometimes

you'd give the characters different voices and twist their words up a bit to make it more entertaining for chat

the amount of drug talk that went into that was wild

also the amount of queer kids bullied in those schools?? yikes on bikes

also the one with that girl who got in trouble for kissing a boy on the playground or whatever that was?? Jesus christ man

youd both act put the scenes on occasion and use Tiger as whatever kid was being yelled at if she was in the room with you

taking a break halfway through stream for him to play guitar and for you to karaoke to fuckin Bo Burnham

also making fake joints out of paper he had laying around and "lighting them up" aka setting paper on fire next to a PC and your faces

Jackbox streams with the Feral Boys until 3am>>>

Paranormal Activity in the middle of the night went so fucking crazy

teaching Bad how to play GTA is your favorite memory with those two

playing horror games and watching him play horror games with Karl while he visited him

how dare he leave you all alone (you couldn't go because you had a busy schedule)

your chats shipping the hell out of you and your dsmp characters

hella fanart and fanfictions man

try not to laugh streams where you always ended up laughing before the ten minute mark because of him

he purposefully does shit to make you laugh

reading fanfiction on stream was a regular activity especially for y/s/n

youd rank the book on a scale from one to ten and how accurate to real life they were

"nahhhh that one doesn't have enough Thanos, two out of ten"

"yknow what... were gonna have our own tier lists... okay?"

"damnit... does this mean I'm not getting laid later?"

"what"

promoting the quackityhq merch religiously

also stealing whichever beanie he wasn't wearing, either the LAFD one or the plain black and blue one

him tying you to a chair and forcing you to laugh was a common stream plot

tweets that were either very inconspicuous about drugs, very sexual, or very old married couple vibes

youd both be frequently trending on twitter

hot wings or dare streams with Bad >>>>

playing girls go games and hoping you wouldn't give his PC a virus

sitting in the inflatable pool fully clothed, playing with children's bath toys

he'd for sure be the type to fall for his best friend

whether it be all the way back then or just now, he could go forever without feeling any feelings but one day they'll show up and the nervousness begins

he'd lend you a hoodie if you were cold in his room and he just straight up begs you to keep it

lots of just staring at you while chat ships you, like genuinley just zones out on your pretty face

would probably doubt his feelings at first and talk to his mom about it and she's like "boy you have a crush. Go ask them the hell out, you're a handsome young man, I'm pretty sure they like you too"

"mOooOooOoOoM"

genuinley spoils you with no good reason and after a while you just accept it

he starts sending good morning and good night texts

he'll repost (or reblog) (he has a secret tumblr) fanart of you two, especially if it's shipart

will constantly send you clips of movie characters making out or kissing and say "this should be us"

[lizaluvsthis]

So hpw did the new epispde go?

*BANG* SAY NO MORE FRUITIESSSS!!!

Okay- so the sponsored video is where SMG3 is also part of the party while the crew is celebrating, I know I didnt mind much from it but- who else wouldve replaced smg3? The man is literally just there-

If I could say one thing, and thats- Mario- how could you not know about rizz? Also- YOU CAN READ????

Kind of reminds me where SMG4 went crazy over the last time he assumed that three had no rizz.

But based on SMG3 actually the CEO of RIZZ, I guesss.... SMG4 is so desperate to get girlfriends just by buying alot of rizz cans.

I thought four would be the coolest one atleast to get girlfriends even tho he's approved at being the greatest meme content creator but no-

Ive been seeing multiple stuffs... but to me personally- SMG4 seemed a bit too cheesy and well- something else to describe him for the reason he doesn't have any girlfriends still-

But he only has one thing for sure. SMG3.

Ive noticed how smg3 keeps coming at SMG4's castle to ask for help or to borrow things that he needs, SMG3 is literally right there and SMG4 is still being the complete oblivious guy he is.

Last time SMG4 checked is... WHAT THE HELL-

"How to say sorry to someone that you love and care about" -this.... is... this is definitely for SMG3 wow...

"How to apologise to someone after telling them they stink" -This is for Mario

THE FACT SMG4 WORRIES IF SMG3 SHOWERS OR NOT IS HILARIOUS- but yes. SMG3 showers (if not then what was the purpose of his bathroom in his evil lair)

It's cute seeing that he was "supporting" his homies...

With SMG4 still watches SMG3's livestream even tho he hates whatever Three streams to get those bonking views...

We uhhh- we still know thatSMG3 and SMG4 play that shrek game so- @b-r-i-n-g-x also created the shrek au for the ship- kind of reminds me that... heh... a- I cant unsee...

"B-tches love me"

Kind of reminds me where smg3 called smg4 a b-tch and the same time smg3 did XDD

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I'LL BE BACK FOR MORE- I GOTTA GO-

OKAY WE GOT PART 2

[feather-is-a-bad-car]

i sent my partner a bunch of limbus memes then made him tell me what he thinks all of the characters are like... here are his thoughts (transcribed by me):

gregor- hes the metamorphasis guy, hes silly dad man, he doesnt like being bug man, besties with rodion or whatever her name is

rodion- thats gregors best friend, she likes to gamble, she is girlboss shes the girlboss to his boyfailure, and she is pretty woman (take me on a date please)

sinclair- umm hes so me and he is a queer :), and he is cripplingly insecure, and i know that one of his traits is like dependant or something, he is besties with donkey (specifically spelled like donkey from shrek) and thats it

yi sang- emo, hes reality user and hes also besties with donkey

ishmael- moby dick, moby dick girl, she is SERIOUS. and a lesbian ? and sheee- i cant keep hitting on lesbians, i think shes.. i dont know shee wants to get back at that darn whale 😡

heathcliff- this is heathcliff hes revenge guy, you can tell cause he has it on his bat. he is big strong dumb guy thats kind of aggressive and- not kind of aggressive he looks very aggressive i would like bump into him on the street and he would be like "GGRGHG" nd i would be like "woahh".

don quixote- ohmygod THIS is sillymoding this is donkey, pure delusion enjoyer. is a woman who has a delusion of being a guy who is a knight but not in the way of she thinks shes a guy, and speaks in "hear ye hear ye", shes childish and fun and everyone loves her the end :)

hong lu- okay so this is babygirl and i love him hong lu if youre free on saturday call me, hes sheltered and he has heterochromia, which im like i look at his sprites im like oh i cant see it then i look at fanary of him im like oh i see it. he looks smart he looks like one of those guys who he would be like you get halfway through the game and he seems unassuming then hes like "oh i actually know a lot you just didnt bother to check with me"

ryoshu- i dont actually know her name but i know she likes cigarettes and... SMOKER. shes serious and like the actual leader of the group cause i know what outis looks like she looks like shes like "oh im actually the leader" but this ones like oh i actually do things around here

mersault- thats mersault hes french and serious guy but hes also kinda sillymoding on the inside hes just autistic. hes very flat effect autistic coded

outis- thats outis anddd outis is very leadership oriented shes like IM the leader I run the show nd the other ones like oh you think that, she seems like her nd heathcliff either get along or hate each other no imbetween

faust- faust speaks in third person and is- seems like based on the fact she speaks in third person, youd think shes sillymoding but shes actually very pretentious and intelligent, she seems very good at her job. i think shes very attractive also faust hit me up

bonus, dante!

dante- those darn they/thems.. taking over our workforces. theyre the manager, theyre sillymoding, and theyre a liberal cant change a logbybolb. they try to like keep things in line then the sinners are like "no we wanna do this other thing" nd dantes like "well okay..."

[toomanycartoonswithnotenoughlove]

I watched that Playthrough of MyHouse.WAD, and had too many thoughts about Shrek. Yes, that’s the post

So, I’ll link the playthrough here, so those who haven’t yet and want to can experience this for themselves, but I had specific thoughts relating to Shrek that I thought it might be better to post here for posterity’s sake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wAo54DHDY0

OK, to nerd out about the freaking Shrek boss for a second, the fact that Shrek is included possibly as a reference to the meme still says so much 20 years after Shrek came out. No, I'm not kidding. Shrek, when released, was a subversive leap forward in a genre prepared for it by the past innovations laid out by former innovators. Though some of the plot is more real than most other animated family films were willing to go, at that time, it still adhered to the basic structure set forward by it's predecessor, with each subsequent sequel and spinoff (3 isn't canon, and I'll die on that hill) building and growing from this basic structure, while still being recognizably Shrek. Also, further adaptations are far more overtly queer (Shrek the Musical) than the original work was in a safe space to be at time of release. Ringing any bells? Also, the fact that, in the mod, it's included, possibly, for the meme points, adds the layer (ogre jokes ahoy) of being a simple idea many know about that one can use to communicate easily and quickly, with much more thought, research, blood, sweat, tears, and further points of exploration put in behind it. 

[catgirlforeskin]

Tangentially related, but I think that memes about enjoying crossdressing media as a universal trans experience may not be false, but they hugely generalize things.

I am a trans girl. I didn't watch Mulan, but my teenage brain definitely marked Deryn Sharp (same thing but in steampunk WW1) as a relatable character for reasons.

I can easily see how this plot may be relatable to transmascs, but it was also relatable for me. A lot depends on reader's perspective.

Especially since most stories that portray crossdressing characters go out of their way to remind viewer that they are really their casab, and not just by constantly mentioning it or some anatomical problems, but by explicitly stating that they will always behave differently, since fucking Achilles at least. And yes, you can interpret it in a trans friendly way, but I have seen it being used against trans people, so fuck it.

Yeah and it’s so often in media just like, a horrible caricature of trans women (not Mulan obviously lmao but other stuff) and it’s like, idk I don’t wanna “reclaim” the ugly stepsister or wolf from Shrek or (insert 9999999 billion other examples) I want to hit the people who made these with my car

[minijenn]

Jen Tortures Herself With Every Dreamworks Animated Movie Ever: Shrek

The Man. The Myth. The Legend himself. Shrek is love. Shrek is Life.

Aside from being an Endless Meme Factory though, Shrek is a pretty great movie in its own right! There's this certain charm to the first Shrek, a certain sort of innocence to it (despite being so blatantly made to make fun of Disney). This really was Shrek before it became everything it originally stood against, its Shrek in its most Pure Form.

As a result, we get a really great introduction to this world and these characters. Shrek himself is wonderfully written here, we really get to peel back the layers (pun intended) of this curmudgonly loner as he interacts with Donkey and Fiona and eventually see him come to genuninely care about them both and its really sweet. He's also just hilarious, but we all already knew that.

Donkey is always fun, though I think maybe he rambles on a bit too much at points? Like I think they just put Eddy Murphy in the recording booth and let him do whatever he wanted and sometimes it works, other times, I'm with Shrek in wanting him to just shut the fuck up. Fiona is cool, weird and sassy in all the right ways and serves as a great foil to Shrek, while Farquaad is a little ass man who is so much fun to hate.

The plot is really well put together, and while there are a few holes in it here and there (that breakdown of communication between Shrek and Fiona going into the final act), for the most part, its a really solid story that's a lot of fun to follow along, with some great jokes and action along the way.

The animation has... aged, I won't deny that. But for 2001, it is still very impressive, especially when you look at some of the texture work. I definately think our main cast gets a glow up in Shrek 2, but for their first outing, they look fine enough. The music is also solid! Not many animated movies pull off a pop soundtrack, but this one really does (All Star is iconic for a reason, folks) and the score is also very beautiful at times (the castle escape music is so intense and perfect).

At the end of the day, I think its easy to see why Shrek became the cultural juggernaut that it is today. It's a very memorable movie, one that was so unique and unlike anything else most had seen at the time of its release. It's also just... so damn funny, like seriously, there are some jokes that still get me laughing out loud. It follows a trend I've noticed with early Dreamworks movies where it's not really made for kids, but its not quite for adults either. In that sense, its made for well... everyone to enjoy. As animated movies should be. Early Dreamworks understood that so well. (idk what the fuck happened bc now they seem to have mostly forgotten that philosophy)

But yeah, Shrek is good. If you haven't seen it in a while, give it a watch cause its a genuinely good time.

Overall Rating: 8/10

Verdict: WHAT ARE YE DOIN IN ME SWAMP

Previous Review (Chicken Run)

Next Review (Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron)

[lev-eye-athan]

its ya boi back at it again at krispy kreme i mean with a saiki cosplay (i got called shrek in my teaser picture for this over on instagram)

(if u see my craft supplies in the one on the right no you dont)

the aesthetics for this one (ie phone flash) are heavily inspired by @el-costae 's saiki k cosplays (so sorry for the notif). they're very cool cosplays and he has cool art, u should go check him out!

more below :)

i might keep the mask thing for future fits rather than just pictures from my mouth down bc its a bit restricting and i dont like the way my mouth looks in a lot of pictures.

i had to leave my room in the middle of this cosplay and see People so the minute they laid eyes on me all i said was "i need you to do me a favor and not question what im wearing" and they didn't so i think that's a good sign.

^ i like these two a lot even tho i had to blur the backgrounds. yes, that is a pink and yellow slinkie in the left one. i just realized i maybe could have made me bigger in that one and avoided showing off so much bedroom but eh

now the meme ones (+ some implied kubosai for the soul)

if anyone has that neon sign brush feel free to put cat ears and whiskers on the last one.

disclaimer that some of the pics are edited to hide backgrounds etc etc (i also had to hide my natural hair and my eye in two of them and it's probably obvious if u look but whatever)

this was very fun i will be doing this again some time provided everyone enjoys :) might even paint my nails for the next one idk

[kuruasu]

Ok so I'm working on an au where one of the hermits (haven't decided which one yet) accidentally angers a spirit or something and end result is all the other hermits getting turned into pokemon and thrown into the pokemon world, and they have to find all of them in order for everyone to get turned back to normal and go home.

I only have half of them nailed down, what do y'all think?

Bdubs - burmy or wormadam (little bush with big ol' eyes)

Cub - helioptile, or maybe klang or murkrow? (Mostly based on vibes, though I am So Very Tempted to say teddiursa purely for the pun)

Doc - gogoat (he is the GOAT)

Etho - greninja (ninja man needs ninja mon, though wishiwashi just for the meme would be HILARIOUS)

False - braviary or pidgeot, or maybe morpeko (she be birb, but also symmetry)

Gem - sawsbuck (ye I know she's a pirate now but she will always be a deer in my heart)

Grian - fletchling (look I know just how much lore this man has and how much everyone loves watcher eldritch madness and stuff, but like. The sheer comedy potential of him being just a Random Tiny Bird is too good)

Hypno - hypno (need I say more?)

Impulse - noivern? steelix? Maybe impidimp for the pun? (Yeahhhhhh idk)

Iskall - electrike (lbr, mostly chosen on the basis of electric type + green, like it'll work but idk)

Jevin - grimer/alolan grimer or ditto (goopy slimy liquid dude)

Joe - whimsicott, dreepy, or mime jr (based purely on 'he's just a little guy' vibes)

Keralis - omanyte, maybe kabuto (big eyes and inexplicable eldritch vibes)

Mumbo - blipbug (dapper, smart little dude, but also silly wet cat energy)

Pearl - venomoth or masquerain, maybe lunatone (she be moth, she be pretty, she be moon)

Ren - lycanroc midday form (big ol' fluffy dog)

Scar - espurr, jigglypuff, decidueye, salandit, maybe sableye (silly dude but also HoT GuY but also capitalist conman, the vibes are all over the place)

Skizz - chesnaught or rillaboom, maybe machoke (big guy always ready for a hug dad vibes)

Joel - mudsdale (part bc mud = swamp = shrek, part bc turning the guy who kills horses into a horse is hilarious)

Stress - skitty, bellossum or steenee, maybe ribombee (SILLY PINK CAT but also happy flower lady and fairy vibes)

Tango - quilava or charmander, maybe flareon (blazey burny fire man, though I did consider litwick bc blue fire)

Beef - tauros (beef become beef)

Wells - armarouge (armor man needs armor mon)

XB - gyarados (he be fish)

Xisuma - golurk, golisopod, armaldo, maybe mimikyu (big ol' armor dudes, but also playing dress up all the time)

Zedaph - wooloo (silly rolly sheepy man)

Cleo - mandibuzz (rotting flesh girlboss)

[dudeyuri]

bad buddy fandom getting-to-know-you meme!

note: i consider "fanworks" to pretty much everything people create related to a fandom, including but not limited to meta/analysis/discussion, gifs, fanvids/edits/fancams, filk, fanart, fanfic, fan food, fan crafts, etc. please include this note with the meme unless you have a different definition!

name and whatever you want to share about yourself

hi i’m yarrow, she/her, i’m 28, i’m bisexual, i’m having the time of my life. i live in NY. if you’re a mutual who also lives in NY by any chance we should be friends

when did you watch bad buddy/join the fandom?

watching bad buddy was the first thing i did this year and it didn’t take me long after to make this blog. it hit me so unbelievably hard, i was reeling, i’m still reeling. i know i’m preaching to the choir but for me it’s unlike anything i’ve loved before. i had been out of fandom for like. almost ten years. before bbs (and a small handful of other beloved thai bls) yanked me back in

favorite ship(s)

well you know. the obvious one. inkpa too OF COURSE. waikorn cracks me up even if i’m a nonbeliever. i loved whatever was happening between pat, pran, phupha, and tian. and i also love, in a platonic way, pran’s dynamic with ink (he makes fun of her bracelet/fakes her out by saying he also liked her…as a friend. it’s very endearing very sibling-in-law) and pran’s dynamic with pa (in bbs but also in bbsos2) 

favorite character(s)

god how to choose between pat and pran. they are both characters of all time. well-developed with idiosyncrasies and penchants for lying and performing and slipping into roles and reversing roles. especially when they’re with each other of course. i might choose pran simply because i see more of myself in pat if that makes sense

favorite episode(s)

it’s probably episode 5, or episode 11. both these episodes just take everything out of me. you know why. runners up: episode 3 and episode 12. this is hard to pick because there is not a single episode i wouldn't enjoy (lol) randomly rewatching. all bangers no skips

favorite scene(s)

i love the scene in episode 4 of pat telling pran his dimples are cute. episode 5 fight scene my beloved. then there's the entirety of the bet era like aside from how perfect it is for pat and pran…it’s just peak romance, peak build-up, such a pleasure to watch. i reeeeeally do love the fantasy sequence of pat and pran eating dinner with pran’s parents in episode 11, i’m fascinated by it in a meta sense but also it hurts so good. i like ming and dissaya hearing pat and pran laughing and singing together in pran’s room in ep12 and being utterly powerless to stop it. it’s like, the show didn’t necessarily need all of ep 12, but it was such a welcome and fitting epilogue to these beloved characters and their love. pat and pran are gonna be alright... 

one thing you would change about the show if you could

i really appreciate all of its imperfections honestly but. it would have to be the aftermath of wai outing pat and pran. even in my first watch it was a head scratcher that pran was expected to be the one apologizing. it just didn’t add up. there was a weight behind what was happening that the show didn’t realize. i can rationalize it and explain it away to make wai somewhat less heinous in universe but it really should have been treated as what it was: an outing. also yes let ink and pa kiss.

what are your some of your favorite fanworks made by other people? 

you know i’m a sucker for @kit-teung's art

and for @hereforlou's art. pure domestic bliss that pat and pran have EARNED. this is the fanart reimaginings they deserve. also i love their little cowlicks

@miscellar's meta series the comprehensive shrek breakdown of pat and pran's story in our skyy (particularly for ep3 which i linked). i was in the trenches those two weeks in late may/early june and these posts (and their dms) were my guiding light...all of miscellar's meta is extremely baller and forever on the bbs 101 syllabus in my mind. and for some reason i’m waiting to read more bad buddy fanfiction until after i finish my own BBS fic but I’m excited to read their zombie patpran. so it gets an honorable mention here + they get so many anons singing its praise like i literally can't wait

also I’m not on Twitter much at all but the other day I read @dimplesandfierceeyes's pinned thread and listen it got me through the day. just read it if you haven't.

@transpat's "pre-relationship patpran and haq" post about the unspoken entitlement they entrust each other with. a deep dive into their pre-relationship dynamic. it's so good. an all-time bbs meta

@ranchthoughts (and me a little) talking about Pran's "Pat you've got to stop doing this to me" line in ep 5 here. i fucking LOVE this line and this meta. ranch's baseball mom shirt meta also required reading

"Bad Buddy, Tragedy, and Queer Futures" essay by @chickenstrangers, another all-time bbs meta, required reading. i go back to this one a lot

(if you create fanworks) what are your favorite fanworks that you’ve made?

my favorite bbs fanwork I’ve made is the unreleased patpran timeloop WIP that has been burning a hole in my gdocs for the past month. i’m having so much fun writing it but wow it’s also driving me up the fucking wall (affectionate)

i also really enjoyed all the meltdowns in the tags/notes when i posted this about that ep11 scene i love. and then this is my love letter to bbs, i think it still holds up idk my bbs os2-induced manic episode is all a blur.

idk anything else you want us to know?

thanks @fiercynn this was so cute 

i’m tagging some mutuals who post about bbs fairly often who i havent seen do this yet (i think?? i’ve been kind of absent lately). if i didn’t tag you and you want to do it please do, you can say i tagged you <3

@chickenstrangers @miscellar @hereforlou @ranchthoughts @midnightfreeway @philologique @neonsbian

[johndorianisbbg]

Reminder that yes Smash Mouth is a vibe. And the band is chill. But also they kicked out Steve for being such a racist, horrible fuck. And mental health and alcoholism does not ever excuse racism/antisemitism. He was also an avid antimask, conservative trumper conspiracy theorist. Just because you like his music does not mean he is immune to being a vile excuse of a man.

Also he also hated most of his fans and being seen as a meme/shrek band. The rest of the band loved it. He wanted to be seen as a serious, edgy, big brain band and to be held up alongside Nirvana and shit. He was a pretentious asshat that couldnt see the gift he had right in front of him. And resented everyone for it.

So to spite him play and vibe with the music. Love the energy, love the band. And bury his awful hate and ideologies with him.

[mashiee]

ISEN HEADCANKNS PLES

OKAY OKAY OKAY HEYAYAHAHHSHS

OKAY SO

amab genderfluid, pronouns are the opposite of whoever he's dating. (and since i love isemi, this means his pronouns are he/him to me sjsjsn).

if he was dating blyke isen's pronouns would be she/her or she/they bc blyke uses he/they to me

if isen is dating both blyke and remi, hed use they/them or she/he depending on what he wants

if hes dating someone who uses they/them or neopronouns hed use they/them

if hes dating two ppl using she/her and someone using he/him he'd also use he/him to even it out

considering them using edith when fem purely bc i love the name but that's probably not realistic

not out as genderfluid tho, he doesnt come out until the summer after his high school senior year

pansexual !

absolute simp

tbh too much horny but we'll pretend isen has rights and isnt horny on main

natrual hair color isnt orange OR black. its BROWN. which still means isen made the conscious choice to Both bleach and not bleach his hair. we wont talk about it

lots of moles (tbh sometimes i forget this one)

knows everything about everyone ever. you cannot get past him im sorry but u just cant. u think u have blackmail on him? try again

if not for the fact that he is afraid of him isen could have oneshot killed arlo by digging up Something about him

smh isen could have been calling the shots the joker arc could have been avoided all together

BUT NO

anyway moving on 😁

dog person as in he would own a dog but cat person as in his personality is more like a cat

overdramatic as fuck. would have been a theatre kid if not for his stage fright

speaking of frights, has clinical anxiety that quite often physically prevents him from doing things

but he shakes a lot bc of it so now he has a higher muscle mass 🤷

(yes this^ is a real thing you can ask me about it if youd like)

PERFECT LIAR AND ACTOR. IF HE DOESNT WANT YOU TO KNOW HES ACTING OR LYING, YOU WONT. IT DOESNT MATTER WHO YOU ARE

has way too many secrets and is also excellent at keeping secrets

also good at telling when ppl are lying or acting, takes one to know one yk

honestly he could have a fantastic villain arc but unfortunately (or fortunately?) his morals do not align that way

when he is fully grown he ends up as 6'2 idc idc

also has long hair when he grows up and its usually in a bun

hard to make him full actually angry, and its not a pretty sight

daydreams to cope

clinical ADHD but doesnt take meds for it

meme and vine encyclopedia but doesnt know shit about anything on tiktok

knows too much about random bullshit but still couldnt tell you remi or blykes birthday he has to have a calendar reminder a week before

would probably run some kind of gossip page because he just wants to know shit. call that irl lore

never knows whats going on in the moment but knows why its happening. he knows the lore not the actual story

once went to a halloween party dressed as shrek. there is nothing else to this one

loves capri suns

does weed and edibles. we all know he does

likes wearing long skirts and dresses occasionally but doesnt like short skirts or dresses or shorts or anything short actually

buff people. holy moly,,,, -isen

afraid of bugs

especially spiders

also will not ride in an elevator unless necessary. has the irrational fear the cord holding them up will snap and they'll plummet

afraid of being forgotten and/or left alone

doesnt like thunderstorms, they scare him

would make a fantastic sniper ✨

aside from the murder

so i guess no he wouldn't actually

would not be able to kill someone even to protect himself or someone else. not unless like he went thru something mind altering

paints his nails sometimes. why not. he can make them fun colors

[a-hell-of-a-lot-of-muses]

3. whose writing has impacted your writing style the most? (you can choose anyone! famous writer or not.)

4. which muse of yours is your all time favorite? if you stopped writing them: why?

5. is there a muse you really want to try? if yes: what’s stopping you?

12. what roleplay trends do you remember from the year you started tumblr rp? how did you feel about those trends?

Mun questions: Accepting!

((Honestly there isn't one writer who has influenced me. In fact, I would say that all of my rp partners have influenced me one way or the other, whether it's been to go more in depth with my muses, or write longer replies, etc.))

((I think my favourite, to this day remains Will. He's the easiest for me to write, and he's stuck around quite a long time. Even when I take breaks from the pokemon rpc/breaks from Will, he'll come back sooner or later and be stronger than before ;u;))

((Tbh the muses I really wanted to try are on their own separate side blog, and at this moment I do not have any that I want to test out on this blog.

I do have muses I want to bring back, but I don't have the time/energy to devote to them ;-;

Of course this will probably change when I hop back onto my otome game bullshit.))

((So some of the popular trends I can remember from like 2011-2012 were:

Magic anons - I used to find these amusing until people started to use them for fetish mining, or doing the absolute weirdest shit that became uncomfortable.

Crack rp blogs - I remember seeing rp blogs for meme characters (Shrek) being in either rp groups or on indie and the rp's that followed were nothing short of crack filled, and it was fantastic.

Tinychats - These were popular with Pokemon rp groups back in the day and some of them got absolutely wild. I remember the ones from Edge of Glory...

Crack anons - These are rarer to come across now a days, but these anons would be super silly and it would be fun to answer them in character.

Fandom rp groups - I remember when fandoms had closed rp groups before indie blogs became popular. Some of them were really fun, and I have good memories from them. Pokemon had a good chunk, but I was also in Bleach ones (and later a Bleach + Naruto one). Good times.

An add on to this: I miss the days when MFRP (Multi fandom rp groups) were all the rage on Tumblr. Now there's like, two. I had a blast in ones like Tranche de Vie, Citta Alveare, the early days of Isola and many, many more ;u; ))

[rex101111]

People who unironically love Shrek (or any 'meme movie' tbh) are braver than any US marine bc I cannot imagine the shit you gotta put up with

its a movie about how isolating yourself from others prevents you from being hated OR loved, that people always have more going on under the surface then you think, that beauty really honestly is on the inside yes BUT you also have to be honest and try to love the you on the outside because that matters too, that magic is about just looking at the world around and accepting it instead of trying to control it into being something it isn't.

its about someone who is so used to being wounded for the very simple crime of being himself that he decides to weaponize other's perception of him without realizing until the very end that that mindset has made him more alone and miserable than anyone else could have possibly managed.

SHREK IS A GOOD FUCKING MOVIE, A LANDMARK TITLE OF CINEMA, IT DESERVES TO BE IN THE SAME CONVERSATIONS AS PIECES LIKE MONTY PYTHON AND CITIZEN KANE.

THE MEMES DID NOT FUEL SHREK, SHREK FUELED THE DAMN MEMES.

[emma-is-swaggy-and-epic]

Weird ass art i made a long time ago based off a shitty shrek x trump crackfic i tried to write when i was 12 (yes, the one with femboy!shadow the hedgehog) feat. My old watermark

Also the outfits they're wearing are the actual ones i made them wear in the fic before i scrapped a LITERAL YEAR'S worth of drafts and ended up discontinuing it after posting 2 chapters to dank meme amino because it flopped super hard lol