#you get gatekept

[mightbesmall]

Funky Little Guy

Summary: In which you are gatekept by a tsum...

Additional Note: I'm just gonna write some lil scenarios about tsums as I cry into my pillow about my monkey brain.

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You woke up to a weight on your chest. With how much this happens you aren’t alarmed, though you thought it was either Grim or Ace. Looking down however you saw that it was in fact Sebek taking a nap on your chest. The little guy was just snoozing away, a little twitch in his legs every so often.

You were surprised honestly, Sebek never lets you get anywhere near him let alone abandon his duty, so for him to not be around Malleus and passed out on you was enough to wake you up completely. Though you were glad, he doesn’t rest as much as he should. Such a dutiful little man.

You started stroking his back, watching how his face showed a look of content. So cute, what little lad.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Angry squeaks could be heard as Sebek aggressively yelled at Ace and Deuce. He didn’t leave even when he woke up, no he instead perched on your shoulder and huffed in pride as if it was an accomplishment. From there he warded of any tsums that got too close, he even yelled at Crowley. Of course, Malleus and Lilia were exceptions and sometimes Silver.

You sighed heavily before removing Sebek from your shoulder making him stop squeaking instantly. You held him up to the sky, watching him deflate in shame.

“Sque-kekekkek. (Oh looks like Sebek is in sky jail, fufufufu.)” Lilia squeaked to Malleus who only solemnly nodded.

"You are not escaping mister. Don't even try it." You muttered as you held him up. Sebek squeaked angrily.

[princeofcyberpunk]

chat, is this real? (god i wish it wasn't.)

so uh. according to this thread its very possible that Level-5 is using ai art. thats fucking fantastic. thanks guys. definitely not a spit in the face to your fans who've loved you for years for your unique art direction. no. not at all :) /VERY SAR

it doesn't matter if they're "just using it for concept art" or whatever. they're still using it and its fucking gross. As a Yo-Kai Watch fan of almost 10 years now, I am truly disgusted. I hope they recall this decision and go back to using exclusively real artists, or they'll lose a lot of fans (including myself, which would break my heart. I love Level-5 games to death.)

I'm still most likely going to buy Inazuma Eleven: Victory Road and Decapolice when they come out, because most likely if the use of AI in scriptwriting/sidequests is real those will be rewritten in the English localization by actual people. Still doesn't change the concept art thing but i've been hyped for these games for too long to let that ruin it. If it goes any further than that tho, i'm probably going to tap out. Which sucks so much.

This is lazy at best and downright harmful to real artists at worst.

also why would you want it to look more like the anime bro the yo-kai watch anime was ass. thats just me tho askjfhakjhfkjafk

[cryptiduni]

…i just saw this poll and my unevolved brain gel wriggled inside my cranium like a feral fish:

idk how you look at his official art and call him conventionally attractive. my man looks like a wet dog and has eyebags for daysss. face full of pox scars, skin pale af, and those shaggy ass hair & a rugged beard hanging from his flat long face.

he is pretty *to me* but like dude???

—not exactly a heartthrob boy band material is he?

obv I wouldn’t call him “misunderstood baby uwu” if we are talking a little more seriously —but to be fair jean is having possibly the worst week of his life. the car? fucking sunk. case? unsolved. not to mention his close partner (who is also an ass mind you) doesn’t even remember him, already running around with a new one.

yeah he is absolutely foul and aggressive and degrading harry but like i said before (in my tag essay lol) judit also makes ableist comments and i don’t see people hating her because she’s outwardly nice—

and respects harry as her superior. her BOSS.

(also a friend with benefits? /nope, it’s just him harassing judit/ as well but not as a complicated relationship compared jean and harry’s brötherbund. only a few months of acquaintanceship.)

plus it’s highhlyyy likely that harry is not the only one substance abuse. —look at jean’s rudolf-looking-red-ass-nose. a drunkard’s sniffers. probably had few lines with him late at night… when your lifetime partner is an alcoholic it's hard to say no.

about the left for dead thing, they left because harry told them to fuck off. tbh harry is nightmare to work with esp pre-bender. (and am saying as a pathetic little unmedicated neurodivergent woman.)

but when the second time they left revachol was not jean’s fault, and it was judit’s suggestion anyway. the squad probably thought that since harry had someone a little more responsible looking after him. it will be fine when they come back. the tribunal was absolutely unaccounted for.

yet despite all of these things, he will try to come back to make sure he is ok and accommodate harrier to the best of his abilities which is wearing very thin. look at him trying to make up to our harry boy:

anyways am incapable of writing coherent thoughts (even though i want to talk about it for hours) that make sense so go look at sygneth’s jean psychological analysis instead. it is an excellent read. please go read.

[subconsciousmysteries]

sp/sx is the glorified type 8 of dumbogram. What I mean by this is that enneagram cult leaders see this stacking as The Cool Stacking For Edgelords and they gatekeep it like hell. In reality no actual sp/sx would gatekeep sp/sx because the nature of this type is that we do not care what you identify as, we are too self absorbed.

Once again I stress that if you are concerned with your social image of being an Edgelord, like if it's so important to you that you type yourself and others based on it then you probably aren't soc-blind. The exception here is soc-blind 4s and 4-fixes, since 4s are an image type invested in their image of being an edgy outcast no matter what their stacking is. If you aren't a 4 or a 4 fix and you care about your image of edginess, that is soc.

I only gatekeep sp/sx from idiots who preach that being sp/sx means being edgy and being a busybody who tells other people their unwanted opinions about how they're supposedly mistyped. This is literally the opposite of what an sp/sx does or cares about doing. The whole art of going around saying this and that person is mistyped, and dishing out battletypings, is a social power game. Soc-blinds might briefly engage in that stuff then drop out of it and avoid it, because social power games are exhausting and confusing to us. Nobody who does this shit chronically or regularly is a soc-blind.

Regarding being edgy, soc-blinds are often provocateurs but we end up being so unintentionally. Soc-blinds often express our opinions which are detached from the social consensus and get backlash. This is different to being an intentional provocateur... The kind of person who knows they are going to get backlash and speaks anyway because they enjoy the conflict and the arguing. The intentional provocateur stacking is sp-blind.

No sp-dom enjoys conflict unless it has a direct money or resource prize on it.

[autistme]

dash went to hoodwink world again time 2 post me going through every stage of grief at once when i first found it

[boysgenuis]

#EUPHORIADALE NEWS, according to the tabloids

[empressofmankind]

How are you so good at coloring I'm drooling rnnnnn 🤤

I blend out the ink with my horny tears 🥴🐊🍆

[neuvillettes]

if one more person comes up to me saying “hola” pronouncing the “h” i am going to throw myself down a flight of stairs. i hate cinco de mayo in this country

[harringtontmaa]

this blog is now an archive ! steve's new blog can be found here !

[whatudottu]

My own personal idea regarding how Blitzwing got his different faceplates: one of the more…shall we say, “eccentric” scientists working on the Triple Changer project saw Blitzwing developing his alters as a result the trauma he experienced along with the mental strain of becoming a Triple Changer, went “Hey Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today”, asked each fronting alter to draw how they saw themselves, and basically forced Blitzwing to undergo a second surgery to give each one their own face just to see what would happen if a system was given the ability to switch near-instantaneously. Needless to say, things didn’t go nearly as well as what they had originally anticipated.

Blitzwing thought being asked about his alters would've made their experience go on an upswing but unfortunately it was Surgery 2: Electric Boogaloo 😔, and that was only the fronting alters- The system would have very good reasons not to trust anyone with a medical or science degree...

I also see that 'each fronting alter' you wrote and I also like to imagine that Icy, the presumed original Blitzwing due to his preference for a jet mode, is also an alter but one that acts as either 'host' or otherwise 'the face that identifies the closest with the designation Blitzwing'. Like- the original Blitzwing is an alt in the same way a little is for an a) childless species and b) a DID-like dissociative disorder occuring due to triple changer coding plus abuse; an original frame alter who doesn't front (or is gatekept from fronting) because by proxy of being pre-BETC, being completely fucking rebuilt not once but twice will NOT go too well for his mental health.

Certainly a little more logical than 'triple changers transform new faces without intervention', and this little explanation fits with the TFA Autobot's ideology of 'you are cog in the great [Autobot] machine'; labeling your little cogs and gears goes a long way to making them 'function'.

[pathetiic-fallacy]

Vivian Vanderpuss - A Thousand Miles

The Junction Pub

09/22/22 - via @ japantara on instagram

[theswedishpajas]

I’m in the works of making an undertale AU and I’m so excited to share it when I have enough art of it but I’m also so anxious cus it’s REALLY self-indulgent-

You’ve technically seen a thing for it already and people haven’t made a riot about it so far so maybe I’ll be safe to share the whole thing eventually-?

[apollos-boyfriend]

Wait, what's wrong with lolita fashion /genq?

OH NOTHING!!! that’s not what i was implying at all i’m so sorry if it came across that way skfjsd

i love lolita fashion! i plan to get into it one day myself. it’s more the discussion/treatment of the subculture itself by outsiders that have no clue how it operates. a mixture of people claiming lolitas are “sexualizing” young girls by dressing like that, which is the exact opposite of what lolita represents and stands for; and people trying to gatekeep/claim lolita is being gatekept(??). i’m not exactly sure how to phrase that, but there’s a fairly sizable amount of people that try to shame lolitas because it’s a “rich person” fashion that poorer people can’t afford, which is just ridiculous. you can get pieces for around $10, and full dresses for around $50, which can be expensive, but not ridiculous for the quality. people that claim that because of angelic pretty and other huge brands, which yeah, of course they’re gonna be expensive. you’re trying to buy the gucci of lolita fashion. what did you expect

[noandpickles]

i love goncharov posting because I get to be waaay more confident in my media interpretations than I normally am and no one can tell me i’m wrong ^.^

[songsofwaterandnight]

Your favorite businesses when they find out that you're gatekeeping them:

[kingdom-falls]

So all starters are now available through the ScarVi Part 2 DLC, and I feel like I'm on Mars because am I in the minority who's pissed that starters weren't base game from the beginning??? Like pretty much all of my past game starters couldn't be transferred to Galar, and now I'd have to buy a fucking DLC to have them in my game if I bought ScarVi??? TPC and Game Freak really are selling water to fish and marketing it as lemonade...