#you have to TRUST me

[xbomboi]

and when i say this bitch is secretly an evil and corrupt ruler then what

will you all still stand by me

[miraofhearts2point0]

jayvik divorce s2 ep3 30-35 minutes in trust

[quitesins]

Zayne autistic as hell…

[separatist-apologist]

So when he started yelling, Elain’s patience was already shredded thin. There was simply no more good will left. She’d picked up a heavy crystal vace and smashed it over the back of his head. Graysen had pitched forward, forehead slamming against the sharp edge of their coffee table, rendering him dead before he ever connected with their hardwood. 

She’d intended to turn herself in. That was the reasonable thing to do. Nesta was a lawyer, Feyre was married to old money—she figured she could spend a decade or so behind bars, even if orange did wash her out. 

The world worked in mysterious ways. As Elain was picking up her phone, 911 already dialed, her phone dinged a warning.

Hurricane Elaine scheduled to make landfall on…

“9-1-1, what’s your emergency?”

Elain burst out laughing. Hurricane Elaine? Really? Surely it was some cosmic joke and yet…

[denako]

Something different for today, but dont worry next sri spoiler update will come out tommorow

This is from a different "au", that im working on. It basically just La squadras backstrories. I already posted about it a little bit. But i will fully start working on it again once the spoilers and bonuses for sri are done

Anyways, i got random illuso brainrot a few days back and had the most incredible urge to draw this :3

[tallbluelady]

Context will not really help this one, sorry.

Featuring a slightly more terse than usual Kytheon (@mythandral)

Bonus:

[padfoot0216]

TK and Buck texting

TK, after yet another bad thing happens to him - That’s it. It’s time to throw myself off the nearest bridge.

Buck - Fine but write a will first I want the rights to your lizard.

TK - Deal.

Buck - Cool.

TK - Cool.

Buck - Cold.

TK - Freezing.

Buck - Chilly.

TK - Child.

Buck - Kid.

TK - Spawn of satan.

Buck - Actual satan.

TK - Literal Devil.

Buck - I have a book about the literal devil.

TK - Is it the Bible?

[lastmidtownshowmp3]

Monkees canon to character development in the dcd 60s au- many people are shocked

[daincrediblegg]

Same man

[leadandblood]

Honestly? I look like if Crozier and Fitzjames had a kid and that's so hot of me. If I ever start t i will be unstoppable

[warlordfelwinter]

no one has ever found daylight savings time stupider than my dog when she knows its her dinner time but the clock disagrees

[verytendou]

POLL. If i apply to run a space meant for white people is that funny or fucked up

No third option choose a side

[abel-draws]

I am obsessed with this AU send assistance

(Starring @hiimtryingtounderfell 's chara and Deal my girl)

I'd die for her

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Bruce keeping a tighter and tighter lid on his identity around the Justice League because with each new person to reveal their identity he realizes that he has fucked far too high a percentage of his co workers as Bruce Wayne and he has to take this secret to his grave

[leowifefang]

ogata zones on happy chaos