#you silly fuckers

[pastriibunz]

shourld

sorhuuld I make Kai’s tumblr account

Shkeould inmake a Kai drew rp blog guys

[egophiliac]

swipes everything else off of the table to yell about diasomnia flower bookmarks

(I gave Silver one too :D)

[nocreativityfornames]

LEVI-- 😭😭😭

[justabiteofspite]

I honestly don't get the spawn vs ascended debate when we really should all be coming together to shame those who think it's "unrealistic" that Astarion could fall in love with default dragonborn Durge on account of that Durge "not being attractive."

Like, I'm sorry, but are you fucking high? In what world is Default Durge not peak sex appeal? Big, tall, muscley thicc ass man who can barely run because he's so caked up with a deep, haunted voice struggling to overcome the darkness within himself all while looking like he could bite Cazador's head off in one satisfying crunch? You're telling me Astarion wouldn't be speed running that romance arc to climb him like a tree? Like that wet pathetic cat man looking for protection and attention wouldn't be the president, vice president, and treasurer of the "Top That Nice But Kind of Disturbed Hot Lizard" club?

Get fucking real.

[wuthering-tempest]

discord sticker i made ONLY to use unwisely

[l1li4n]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY TALKED TO EACHOTHER IN A POOL IN SINGAPORE WHEN THEY WERE GONNA BECOME TEAMMATES. WHAT DO YOU MEAN CARLOS SAID CHARLES IS ONE OF HIS FAVOURITE TEAMMATES HE'S EVER HAD. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHEN ASKED WHAT WILL CHARLES MISS THE MOST ABOUT CARLOS, HE SAID JUST CARLOS THE PERSON. WHAT DO YOU MEAN???????????????????

[phntmeii]

NSFW ALPHABET: Bo Sinclair

[ NSFW + No Gendered Terms]

Word Count: 1.4K+ Words

NSFW Warnings: Explicit NSFW, Pure Smut Headcanons, Rough and Aggresive Sex, Teasing/Cocky!Bo Sinclair, Mention of Different Kinks

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Bo takes a bit of time to recover from sex because he’s aggressive in it. He’s panting and sweating. Once he comes down, he wipes himself down then his SO down. He’ll them simply toss it aside and flop back on top of his SO, needing to feel their body again. He just wants to hold them, murmuring about how good it was.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Bo’s favorite body part on himself is his cock. I don’t think I have to explain but he has an ego for a reason and his cock is that. His favorite part of his SO's body are their lips. I mean, he cannot pull his eyes away from them in conversation when they’re talking.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Bo likes when his cum is pretty much anywhere on his SO. Their back, stomach, face, in your mouth or inside of them. He just needs it on or in them to feel truly satisfied. I will say his favorite though is in their mouth. Seeing it on their tongue is enough for him to want another round already.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

You might not want to pick up the porn mags or Playboy mags in his room. He has more than a couple in there tucked into his drawers. Let’s just say some pages are stuck together.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Bo has had a good amount of experience. He’s a charmer, it��s not difficult to find people to fuck. In more recent years, it’s gotten rarer simply because he immediately thinks of people as targets rather than a sexual interest.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Bo enjoys cowgirl as it gives him easy access to everything while being able to degrade his SO to their face. He grips their thighs tight while slamming them down onto himself along with his degrading words.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Bo is a tease so he’s often laughing at his teasing/degradation targeted at his SO. He keeps his aggressive nature along with his focus on getting to finish but he’s laughing at them the whole time.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Happy trail that goes down to a bit of dark hair that he keeps trimmed. It’s not too much or too long but he considers it a hassle to remove all of it.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Bo can be slower and gentle if sex is following a romantic event or day but ultimately, he will lose himself and get rough and run on pure lust until he gets off.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Bo is in a house, shared by his two brothers that he cares for along with taking charge of leading victims and running his shop. He gets pretty heated and stressed so when he gets to jack off, it’s such a relief. He’s unapologetically loud in his grunting and growling.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Just a list of some: Slight Daddy Kink, Degradation/Praise, Exhibitionism, Dumbification, Begging, Light Choking, Dacryphilia, Spanking, Breath Play, Edging, Overstimulation

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Bo likes to have it be convenient so it’s where he’s at most: In the shop’s garage especially since no one is really there besides him.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Bo is practically clawing at his pants at any moment because he has a high sex drive. But anything related to his SO has him ready to tear their clothing off with one word. Specific things include: Tight Clothing, Tears/Runny Makeup, Lingerie, Getting/Receiving Hickeys

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Bo would not be a fan of bondage on himself in any way and he'd be hesitant to do tight bondage on his SO. He would constantly check in to make sure that it's on right but not too tight. But on himself, it would bring back too many harsh memories and would immediately refuse.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Bo prefers to receive since his SO looks all too pretty on their knees for him. He gets all excited and will end up thrusting into their mouth while holding their head just to hear them gag. He will give as well and is such a tease with it. His eyes stay on them to watch their reactions and once it seems like they're about to finish, he pulls away and has a smug grin.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and hard for his own satisfaction. It's only slow and romantic for special occasions or in the early mornings.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Bo is an absolute slut for quickies. The thought of having to rush to not get caught or just the simple pent-up aggression he's been holding onto all day poured out into one moment gets him off easily. This can be several times a week(3-4 days of the week) and sometimes 1-2x a day if he's got the energy.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

It's all about risk for Bo. He's an exhibitionist and loves to fuck by a window or something when victims come through Ambrose. It's a claiming thing as well as just a general brag.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Bo is kinda selfish so he doesn't really care to get his SO any more than one or two times. He gets them off first teasing slow then goes rough as fuck until he cums. He's impatient so it's not like he's going at a slow rate for very long. Lasts around 15 minutes of pure pounding into you until you’re sore.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Bo isn't a fan of toys and doesn't use them. He's considered getting a pocket pussy before but changed his mind about it. He thinks his hand does the job well enough. Unless his SO already comes out with toys or buys them themselves, he isn't one to keep 'em around.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

I've mentioned it a few times already but he doesn't have that shit-eating grin for no reason. He's a tease. And he loves it. Seeing his SO beg and plead just to be fucked already is like music to his ears. His eyes watch their body jolt and grind against his hand or tongue just to be met with Bo backing away. "Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Dirty slut. But it ain't yer time yet, honey. Don't worry... You'll get fucked right soon."

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Grunts and growls unapologetically loud but not loud enough to be heard over his SO's sounds. After all, those sounds are prettiest to him. His goal is for his SO to be heard through the entirety of Ambrose.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Bo is the type to love jealous/hate sex. If someone coming through Ambrose decides to flirt with his SO or looks at them a certain way, Bo likes to lead them into a trapped area where the victim could see and/or hear them getting fucked just to show off.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Bo is just under 8 inches (not by a lot; around 7.8in) with an average thickness to it. Slightly curved to the left. Definitely a shower and it's obvious.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Bo gets off every day if he can. It feels too fucking good not to. But sex is constantly on the mind for Bo whether he even has cum left in his balls or not.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Bo is the type to just instantly knock out. It's KO for him the moment him and his SO are cleaned up. The same minute his head is on the pillow is the same minute there's loud snoring.

⤷ divider credits: @cafekitsune

[doodlingwren]

My silly contribution to the Aldemu Event for Valentine's Day :)

[just-some-trans-nobody]

Had a yautja idea I had to write down and share with everyone.

Minors don't interact

Yautja's are light big cats, we can all agree on thst right?

How would they react to a Christmas tree?

The yautja watched you bring in a tree confused on why would would bring that inside but then get mad at him for bringing his kills inside. He gets even more confused when you start putting things on the tree. The shiny orbs confuse him and yet allure him. He most have it.

The whole time your setting up the tree he's trying to steal the ornaments from you. It starts to get on your nerves but he looks at them with such an intense curiosity thst you can't help but smile. When the tree is finally all decorated and covered in Christmas lights you plug it in and take a step back to admire your work.

The sound started off quiet at first, you didn't notice it right away until it got much louder. Looking to your side you found the source. He's purring as he looks at the lights with wide eyes. You've never see his pupils so wide before. The moment was magical until he pounced on the tree wanting the sparkly shiny lights.

Getting him off the tree was neat impossible but after a while you managed it. He now does that every time he sees the Christmas tree lit up. Every year you think he won't do it but he does.

One year you didn't bother with a tree sense he tackes it every dakn time. He was very upset by this and stormed out. An hour later he came back with a whole ass grown tree wanting you to set it up. You went back to setting the tree up every year again after that.

[nebuladreamz]

MOM THE FUCKING DEMON POSSESSED ME AGAIN AND IT DIDN'T WANNA WORK ON ANIMATRONICS BANGS HEAD

Singles under the cut!

[cleargladiatorchild]

One thing about SPN is that there is a huge emphisis on having disfunctional families, and things like parental issues (lots of focus on those daddy issues) and so many characters have to work to overcome their trauma with parental figures (INCLUDING SAM AND DEAN) And then the writers had the gall to make Dean treat Jack like THAT.

You know what I mean? Dean treated Jack like shit in the beginning, like what happened to 'family don't end in blood, but it doesn't start there either' huh? So many times in SPN we see people overcoming their parental set backs, and being different than their families want them to be, or "against their nature" and Dean has seen it and done it himself, so why did't he think Jack could? This is also building on the fact that Dean is the one that is good with kids, Dean is always the one to interact with, comfort, etc. with kids, and even after all of that the writers still made him treat Jack, a kid with a bad situation, like he was evil.

[akanbleh]

AKANBLEH!!! GIVE ME MORE SUMMER HE-MAN AND MY LIFE, IS YOURS (I have been waiting all summer, Need more He-Man/Prince Adam)

Your wish is my command :)

[animelover20]

I fucking hate my taste in men and whole cake island is not fucking helping🫠

Anyway I already knew I was going to fall for Katakuri and that's not what I'm referring to but my brain decided that this fucker⬇️

Is attractive for some reason?! Like his ability is unbelievably silly and he's not?

So I guess one more op character has been added to the list of would fuck.. BUT IM NOT HAPPY WITH IT! He seriously makes biccies and is pathetic but ok I'll smash.

My brain doesn't make sense sometimes...

Anyway I'm on episode 806 and Katakuri just got name dropped🤭(literally can't wait❤️)

Thought I'd share this😁

[vellichorom]

WHO THE FUCK IS CECIL GERSHWIN PALMER

// a belated celebration of when i lost the tumblr sexyman competition of 2023 ( technically commissioned by @onceuponymous )

[uhohdad]

the way ur so sweet to us anons actually makes me melt and feel safe tysm for everything you do ur my fav könig writer

ily <3 <3 <3 🩷💕💗🩷💗💕🩷

[plusvanity]

Live, laugh, love Vargelle