#you'll just have to wait and see owo

[miwachan2]

Okay, I've gotta ask . . . We all know you're keeping Eclipse's past a mystery for the time being, but I was wondering if his previous master and/or creator was as cruel as him, or perhaps . . more then just his master possibly😏~?

[lokahjarta]

would you be willing to elaborate on the importance of fear in your religious practice? owo

First, we have to define "fear" by it's place in a sentence. As in, it usually precedes the word "of". Fear of what?

More importantly, I want to stress how I don't mean fear:

Not fear as in Thou Shalt Fear Thy God

But fear as in the knot in your soul, the sinking feeling in your gut, the churning panic that triggers a flight or fight response so strongly you can respond to a stressful email the same way your ancestor might have responded to facing down a hungry wolf.

I don't mean fear as a puritanical force used to control.

I mean Fear as a force that inexplicably changes the result of whatever should follow it's onset. Fear forces a choice. Fight, flight, freeze - or a fourth, secret option:

Accept.

I am severely afflicted with fear. Fear beyond my control. OCD is a monster that the general public has learned to treat with irreverence and disregard.

OCD feels like being eaten. Slow. Unstoppable. Everywhere.

Fight, flight, or freeze it forces. Or,

Just accept.

I see it in my gods. What can a bound god do by lie in wait? Breathe deep, breathe slow. Yes, it will happen again. The bowl will fill. The venom will sting.

But you "must not fear - fear is the mind killer that brings total obliteration." Yes, it will happen again. You will wound yourself in the pursuit of knowledge. You will yank your eye free and you will bleed and bleed and bleed from that wound that's yours forever. Endure.

Yes, they will bind you. They will wrap you in a chain you cannot possibly escape. You will howl and cry but no one will set you free.

Wait.

Breathe. Some day you'll let go of the end of your tail and you'll end the cycle. Fear is sacred. Holy. It's a force that changes. You get to decide what happens next - do you control it, or does it control you?

Contemplating these things is essential to my practice. Because They felt it too.

[mjtheartist04]

Heya pals!!!😃😁 I jwust discovered a new and wevowutionary way to make pasta!!! wags fake tail aggressively at the speed of sound shit flies out of hole and is propelled in the air everywhere by the tail wags staining the wall behind a dark greenish-brown I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW Y'ALL!!!! Owo uWu Howls so loud in excitement and blows out all the windows and kills all of the closest passerbys😊😊😊 Instwead of using boring and smwelly overpriced old spaghetti that we have to buy at a crummy store, we could use the free products that come from within us… TAPEWORMS!!!!!!!! OWo >W< Or any other booty worms are just fine too!🤤😊🤤

It's very simple, eat some uncooked meat like pork and wait awhile! :p ^o^ Once you start feeling itchy n scritchy and your waist line is slimmer you'll know it's ready! my "chocolate milkshake brings all the boys to the yard😊"~ Once your little wormy is ripe and ready, drink some pepto bismol and some dewormers! You can flavor the pepto bismol with some blended up cockroaches to improve it's taste!!! It's SOO good trust me uwu!!!!!! tee hee heesnort~ ^W^

Once it's finally out you may have to pull it all the way out manually or have a friend help you teamwork makes the dreamwork!🥰 just strain it from the diahrrea save the diahrrea for later! and place it aside! See how long plump and plentiful it is 😍😍😍 Take your time to run your fwingers through your new beatiful creation, feel the slime trickiling through your fingers and admire it… Next cut it up into how long you'd like, you may also notice chwunks of poop and corn stuck to them It's SOOOO YUMMY Uwu 🤤, those will be the meatballs!!!

OOOOOH and make sure not to cook your little booty worms as to not kill them so they can live again and you can have free fwesh pasta! It would SUCK if they all died >~< cries and has explosive diahrrea on motheroh sorry uwu tee hee~ oh gee golly gosh~ Get the diahrrea from earlier and boil it down a bit since it'll be watery from the toilet and cook it down slightly until your preferred consistency! Howls and licks out extra from the toilet like a cat licking churu Now pour it on your tapeworms and poopy corn balls!

Be sure to eat onions before the clean out if you want any bits of onions in your sauce! Popcorn if you want any kernel shells for added texture. If you're lucky and have pin worms you can use them as parmesan and sprinkle them on top of your dish! If you don't have any pin worms on hand scratching off some dandruff onto the food has the same effect! pants and helocopter farts in nearby cat's face One last thing you can add is a sprinkle of peepee poopoo dust as just a little enhancer!☺️Tee hee~ Bone apple feet!

…wait a damn minute…

@gay-trashcan-cat 🤨??? THIS YOU???

[gay-trashcan-cat]

Heya pals!!!😃😁 I jwust discovered a new and wevowutionary way to make pasta!!! wags fake tail aggressively at the speed of sound shit flies out of hole and is propelled in the air everywhere by the tail wags staining the wall behind a dark greenish-brown I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW Y'ALL!!!! Owo uWu Howls so loud in excitement and blows out all the windows and kills all of the closest passerbys😊😊😊 Instwead of using boring and smwelly overpriced old spaghetti that we have to buy at a crummy store, we could use the free products that come from within us… TAPEWORMS!!!!!!!! OWo >W< Or any other booty worms are just fine too!🤤😊🤤

It's very simple, eat some uncooked meat like pork and wait awhile! :p ^o^ Once you start feeling itchy n scritchy and your waist line is slimmer you'll know it's ready! my "chocolate milkshake brings all the boys to the yard😊"~ Once your little wormy is ripe and ready, drink some pepto bismol and some dewormers! You can flavor the pepto bismol with some blended up cockroaches to improve it's taste!!! It's SOO good trust me uwu!!!!!! tee hee heesnort~ ^W^

Once it's finally out you may have to pull it all the way out manually or have a friend help you teamwork makes the dreamwork!🥰 just strain it from the diahrrea save the diahrrea for later! and place it aside! See how long plump and plentiful it is 😍😍😍 Twake your time to run your fwingers through your new beatiful creation, feel the slime trickiling through your fingers and admire it… Next cut it up into how long you'd like, you may also notice chwunks of poop and corn stuck to them It's SOOOO YUMMY Uwu 🤤, those will be the meatballs!!!

OOOOOH and make sure not to cook your little booty worms as to not kill them so they can live again and you can have free fwesh pasta! It would SUCK if they all died >~< cries and has explosive diahrrea on motheroh sorry uwu tee hee~ oh gee golly gosh~ Get the diahrrea from earlier and boil it down a bit since it'll be watery from the toilet and cook it down slightly until your preferred consistency! Howls and licks out extra from the toilet like a cat licking churu Now pour it on your tapeworms and poopy corn balls!

Be sure to eat onions before the clean out if you want any bits of onions in your sauce! Popcorn if you want any kernel shells for added texture. If you're lucky and have pin worms you can use them as parmesan and sprinkle them on top of your dish! If you don't have any pin worms on hand scratching off some dandruff onto the food has the same effect! pants and helocopter farts in nearby cat's face One last thing you can add is a sprinkle of pee pee poo poo dust as just a little enhancer!☺️Tee hee~ Bone apple feet!

not the salt mines 😥

(referring to this post )

[kkolg]

Heya pals!!!😃😁 I jwust discovered a new and wevowutionary way to make pasta!!! wags fake tail aggressively at the speed of sound shit flies out of hole and is propelled in the air everywhere by the tail wags staining the wall behind a dark greenish-brown I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW Y'ALL!!!! Owo uWu Howls so loud in excitement and blows out all the windows and kills all of the closest passerbys😊😊😊 Instwead of using boring and smwelly overpriced old spaghetti that we have to buy at a crummy store, we could use the free products that come from within us… TAPEWORMS!!!!!!!! OWo >W< Or any other booty worms are just fine too!🤤😊🤤

It's very simple, eat some uncooked meat like pork and wait awhile! :p ^o^ Once you start feeling itchy n scritchy and your waist line is slimmer you'll know it's ready! my "chocolate milkshake brings all the boys to the yard😊"~ Once your little wormy is ripe and ready, drink some pepto bismol and some dewormers! You can flavor the pepto bismol with some blended up cockroaches to improve it's taste!!! It's SOO good trust me uwu!!!!!! tee hee heesnort~ ^W^

Once it's finally out you may have to pull it all the way out manually or have a friend help you teamwork makes the dreamwork!🥰 just strain it from the diahrrea save the diahrrea for later! and place it aside! See how long plump and plentiful it is 😍😍😍 Twake your time to run your fwingers through your new beatiful creation, feel the slime trickiling through your fingers and admire it… Next cut it up into how long you'd like, you may also notice chwunks of poop and corn stuck to them It's SOOOO YUMMY Uwu 🤤, those will be the meatballs!!!

OOOOOH and make sure not to cook your little booty worms as to not kill them so they can live again and you can have free fwesh pasta! It would SUCK if they all died >~< cries and has explosive diahrrea on motheroh sorry uwu tee hee~ oh gee golly gosh~ Get the diahrrea from earlier and boil it down a bit since it'll be watery from the toilet and cook it down slightly until your preferred consistency! Howls and licks out extra from the toilet like a cat licking churu Now pour it on your tapeworms and poopy corn balls!

Be sure to eat onions before the clean out if you want any bits of onions in your sauce! Popcorn if you want any kernel shells for added texture. If you're lucky and have pin worms you can use them as parmesan and sprinkle them on top of your dish! If you don't have any pin worms on hand scratching off some dandruff onto the food has the same effect! pants and helocopter farts in nearby cat's face One last thing you can add is a sprinkle of pee pee poo poo dust as just a little enhancer!☺️Tee hee~ Bone apple feet!

I know what I said about these asks but I’m pretty sure you’re the same furry anon so you get a pass

[mary-is-writing]

Patreon, moving and trying stuff for the heck of it

The tl;dr is that my writing and tag games are moving to Patreon, for free. I'm still using this blog as my main and a writeblr. You'll likely won't see more writing here but you'll probably see lots of links to patreon posts. Since I'm new to Patreon, I'm open to advice about how to use it, if I should use it at all, and anything else. More details under the cut owo)/

You probably know that they've started approaching AI in here, which is a big turn off for creators. It's me, I'm creators.

While my main blog here works both as a personal and a writeblr, I've been thinking if, how and where will I migrate my writing to, specifically excerpts and small stuff like writing related tag games. After thinking for a while and getting reassurance from some writer friends, I've decided to migrate it to Patreon.

What does that mean? I hear you ask. It means that all the excerpts, character designs and art related stuff of my wips that would've been shared directly to Tumblr will now be shared directly there. Other stuff like updates on the state of the writing progress I'm making, that's not my writing itself, will most likely continue to be posted on Tumblr since that's kinda the only social platform I use.

So it'll be behind a paywall? You may wonder. No, it will not: all of those things I mentioned earlier (excerpts, lines, character designs and more) will be free to read and see for everyone. After all, they'd be free if they were in Tumblr, so I want to keep it like that.

You won't post them in Tumblr anymore, then? Like I said, no; not directly at least. I plan to try and see how it goes with me linking the patreon post to my Tumblr every time I upload there. It may be redundant to do all this just to post it here anyway, but it's a way to avoid the Tumblr AI that makes me feel more at peace than just an opt-out button.

What about writeblr tag games? A valid question, in a lot of those you have to share your writing. For now my plan is to do them in bulk so I can have one big post with all of them there, every other month or so, instead of a lot of tiny ones, and then link it over here. I think that'll work better, and it'll also give me time to stock on them. In other words, wether we're mutuals or not here, please tag me in things!! It'll take a while, but I promise I'll get to it. Eventually.

Why Patreon though? Well, I don't need to tell you that we live in capitalist times, and as a recent college graduate without a job that wants to be an indie writer, Patreon is a good option for me to make some sort of revenue. However, I don't work fast enough to show stuff on Patreon as rewards on a regular basis, that is, if you don't count stuff like small excerpts and tag games (which are sometimes one and the same), nor do I have a massive following that'd be willling to wait more between rewards. This is the second reason why I decided to migrate things there; first, to avoid the AI; second, to have something to show for my writing and do a little nudge to say Hey, if you like what you read, there's a way right here to support me so I can continue it. I could use other platforms like Ko-Fi, but if I'm gonna put time into something that allows me to earn some spare cash, I prefer it to be the one that'd let me have those earnings on a more regular basis.

Unless Ko-Fi has changed how it works, in which case I'll be checking it out later.

I don't have a set goal nor does my income currently depend on this, so I think it's a good time to start posting things to a Patreon without stressing myself that "it has to work". In the end, this is all just me trying things around to figure out what works and what not. If it doesn't work and people don't want to do an extra click to read my stuff, like I said, it's not like there's a lot of pressure on me right now. I've had a few years living with a Just Do It mentality and this is a extension of that, so for now I'll try this out, see where it goes, and how it develops.

I have a few things to tweak and prepare for the Patreon page to be ready for launching, so if you have any suggestions about how to use Patreon or if my approach is wrong and you know a better platform for this, please do tell me! Like I said, this is all just trial and error, so I'll learn as I do.

Thanks for reading!!

[ristoranteivorykeys]

twst mermay 11 — hobbies

after hearing about styx taking away the ob boys, jade can't bring himself to go back to the mountains.

ft. jade leech & floyd leech

╰┈➤ 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬: spoilers for chapter 6; waahhh i'm back from the dead ;^; june has been horrible to me, but i'm back to writing and aiming to finish mermay~ i really like to play around with jade's feelings about azul (platonic mostly, but i like romantic too owo), and you'll see a little bit of that in this fic. some future jade fics will be about jade's relationship with azul as well. i admit that this sort of strayed away from the theme of hobbies, but well, when have my fics ever truly followed the prompt? :P regardless, i hope you enjoy!

╰┈➤ 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐭𝐨: mermay masterlist

Jade’s backpack that was filled with mountain gear waited on the floor by his bed, and his clothes sat on top of his bed near the backpack, hoping to be worn. Minutes ago, he was going to change into them and start his usual solo club activities in the mountains. 

He’s supposed to change into his hiking clothes. He was planning on finding this rare fungi that he heard about recently. He had been excited for this all week. The fungi only grows in Sage Island once every twenty years, and he can’t miss it!

Yet he didn’t have the energy to even get up from where he sat on his bed. He couldn’t even think about the chilly breeze and flora of the mountains. His mind was somewhere else.

“Jade, Jade!” Kalim yelled over the phone. 

Jade nearly dropped his phone from the sudden loud voice blaring in his ear, but he successfully kept his grip on it. His honeyed smile that he was so notorious for dropped in the blink of an eye. Replacing it was an honest look for once, surprised wide eyes that wondered what was going on. It’s not that he’s never heard Kalim panic before, it’s just that the panic had an extra layer of urgency and fear that he never imagined his voice would contain.

“What is it, Kalim?”

It’s dark in the room, a deceptive dim veil that tricks the body to think that it’s 10 in the evening and not 4 in the afternoon. In Octavinelle, no sunlight entered the building, so students got their light through their lamps. Jade didn’t bother turning on his lamp. 

He’d rather have it off. If the lamp was on, Jade would be angry that something dared to be bright when things felt so dark. 

“There’s… there’s an emergency,” Kalim frantically replied. His voice sounded out of breath, like he had been running around. He probably did run around. “School’s been attacked, people were taken, you gotta go to the Headmaster’s office!”

“Come again, Kalim? The school was attacked?” He put his other hand to his phone, as if pressing it more to his ear would let him hear Kalim better and magically understand what he was saying. His frown deepened. 

“Yeah! You didn’t hear the explosions? Oh whatever, just go to the office already!” 

He sat on his bed, his back straight, hands on his lap, and feet placed together neatly. He appeared to be the perfect definition of “sit up straight”, the kind of gentleman that ladies would remark on for his top tier manners and make other men angry at him. He was still, unmoving, almost frozen in time. He’s supposed to go outside and hike the mountains. He’s telling himself to stand up. The mountains are a great place to destress, and it would soothe his nerves. 

But he couldn’t. Not when everything seemed so dark, not when everything seemed so cold. Coral Sea is the very definition of dark and cold, uninhabitable for most creatures, but home for him. He could trap himself in a freezer and live, he would laugh at those panicking in the dark. Yet this darkness is not like the depths of the sea. There’s uncertainty in these waters that he never thought he’d be pulled into. Uncertainty that he hated. For a moment, he wondered if this was the sensation that humans felt when they drowned. 

“Kalim, shouldn’t you be calling Azul for this,” Jade asked. 

And just as the words left his mouth, the answer hit him. The realization was a cold weight that dropped in his chest. It froze his voice, it tightened his chest, it almost burned. 

It’s not that he can’t lead—Jade is capable of being a vice dorm leader. But as vice, he’s used to being the second; all concerns go to the dorm leader first. Rarely would he be the most needed. 

Yet when he truly thought about it, Azul was always there. It’s like the little jazz trio that they had in middle school—Azul was always on time, coming in the piece even when Floyd went off the rails, even when Jade made a slight mistake or two. He’d always be in the music room even when the two of them would wander off somewhere. He was always there, filling the room with his music. He was always there, filling the twins’ days with entertainment. He was always there, filling Jade’s heart with overflowing warmth. 

Azul was always there. No, rather, Jade realized that he always relied on Azul being there. So much so that he never thought about the possibility of the piano not accompanying his bass and Floyd’s drums, about the possibility of Azul not being there. 

“Jade…” For once, Kalim’s voice, the voice that usually reassured and brightened the room, held no alleviating effect. It lost its light.

“I tried to call Azul. He wasn’t picking up… I think he was taken.”

Jade’s eyes blinked. Faint footsteps echoing from outside the hall, their rhythm all too familiar to his ears. Suddenly, he found the strength to stand up from his bed. Suddenly, he found the little motivation needed to start changing into his hiking attire. 

The door creaked open. The lamp was lit, and Jade’s dorm clothes were no longer on his person. He stood in his boxers, turning to see Floyd enter their shared room. He was chewing, and it seemed to be a crunchy snack from the sounds he made. Probably some chips he raided from the kitchen.

“Ehh? You’re still gonna do your mushroom hunting,” Floyd asked with a raise of a brow and a bit of disgust in his tone. His mouth was still full.

“Of course. I still have to fulfill my club hours,” Jade answered as he picked up his pants, not looking at his brother. 

“No one’s continuing their clubs now, y’know,” Floyd said, swallowing what he had been chewing before plopping down on his bed. 

“That’s because their club leaders decided it,” he replied, though he didn’t put on his pants, only holding onto them and staring at them. “I’m not bound by such arbitrary decisions as the only member of the Mountain Lovers Club. Besides, there is that fungi—”

He heard his twin sigh. It’s exasperated and tired. “Jade. You don’t have to pretend around me.”

Jade finally turned his head to look at Floyd. He smiled apologetically. It’s not happy, but it’s his first smile since the call with Kalim. “I’m sorry. Force of habit.”

[the-metropolis-marvel]

Heya pals!!!😃😁 I jwust discovered a new and wevowutionary way to make pasta!!! wags fake tail aggressively at the speed of sound shit flies out of hole and is propelled in the air everywhere by the tail wags staining the wall behind a dark greenish-brown I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW Y'ALL!!!! Owo uWu Howls so loud in excitement and blows out all the windows and kills all of the closest passerbys😊😊😊 Instwead of using boring and smwelly overpriced old spaghetti that we have to buy at a crummy store, we could use the free products that come from within us… TAPEWORMS!!!!!!!! OWo >W< Or any other booty worms are just fine too!🤤😊🤤

It's very simple, eat some uncooked meat like pork and wait awhile! :p ^o^ Once you start feeling itchy n scritchy and your waist line is slimmer you'll know it's ready! my "chocolate milkshake brings all the boys to the yard😊"~ Once your little wormy is ripe and ready, drink some pepto bismol and some dewormers! You can flavor the pepto bismol with some blended up cockroaches to improve it's taste!!! It's SOO good trust me uwu!!!!!! tee hee heesnort~ ^W^

Once it's finally out you may have to pull it all the way out manually or have a friend help you teamwork makes the dreamwork!🥰 just strain it from the diahrrea save the diahrrea for later! and place it aside! See how long plump and plentiful it is 😍😍😍 Twake your time to run your fwingers through your new beatiful creation, feel the slime trickiling through your fingers and admire it… Next cut it up into how long you'd like, you may also notice chwunks of poop and corn stuck to them It's SOOOO YUMMY Uwu 🤤, those will be the meatballs!!!

OOOOOH and make sure not to cook your little booty worms as to not kill them so they can live again and you can have free fwesh pasta! It would SUCK if they all died >~< cries and has explosive diahrrea on motheroh sorry uwu tee hee~ oh gee golly gosh~ Get the diahrrea from earlier and boil it down a bit since it'll be watery from the toilet and cook it down slightly until your preferred consistency! Howls and licks out extra from the toilet like a cat licking churu Now pour it on your tapeworms and poopy corn balls!

Be sure to eat onions before the clean out if you want any bits of onions in your sauce! Popcorn if you want any kernel shells for added texture. If you're lucky and have pin worms you can use them as parmesan and sprinkle them on top of your dish! If you don't have any pin worms on hand scratching off some dandruff onto the food has the same effect! pants and helocopter farts in nearby cat's face One last thing you can add is a sprinkle of peepee poopoo dust as just a little enhancer!☺️Tee hee~ Bone apple feet!

@gay-trashcan-cat I will drag you by your eyelids into the salt mines

[melody-starlight]

Heya pals!!!😃😁 I jwust discovered a new and wevowutionary way to make pasta!!! wags fake tail aggressively at the speed of sound shit flies out of hole and is propelled in the air everywhere by the tail wags staining the wall behind a dark greenish-brown I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW Y'ALL!!!! Owo uWu Howls so loud in excitement and blows out all the windows and kills all of the closest passerbys😊😊😊 Instwead of using boring and smwelly overpriced old spaghetti that we have to buy at a crummy store, we could use the free products that come from within us… TAPEWORMS!!!!!!!! OWo >W< Or any other booty worms are just fine too!🤤😊🤤

It's very simple, eat some uncooked meat like pork and wait awhile! :p ^o^ Once you start feeling itchy n scritchy and your waist line is slimmer you'll know it's ready! my "chocolate milkshake brings all the boys to the yard😊"~ Once your little wormy is ripe and ready, drink some pepto bismol and some dewormers! You can flavor the pepto bismol with some blended up cockroaches to improve it's taste!!! It's SOO good trust me uwu!!!!!! tee hee heesnort~ ^W^

Once it's finally out you may have to pull it all the way out manually or have a friend help you teamwork makes the dreamwork!🥰 just strain it from the diahrrea save the diahrrea for later! and place it aside! See how long plump and plentiful it is 😍😍😍 Twake your time to run your fwingers through your new beatiful creation, feel the slime trickiling through your fingers and admire it… Next cut it up into how long you'd like, you may also notice chwunks of poop and corn stuck to them It's SOOOO YUMMY Uwu 🤤, those will be the meatballs!!!

OOOOOH and make sure not to cook your little booty worms as to not kill them so they can live again and you can have free fwesh pasta! It would SUCK if they all died >~< cries and has explosive diahrrea on mother oh sorry uwu tee hee~ oh gee golly gosh~ Get the diahrrea from earlier and boil it down a bit since it'll be watery from the toilet and cook it down slightly until your preferred consistency! Howls and licks out extra from the toilet like a cat licking churu Now pour it on your tapeworms and poopy corn balls!

Be sure to eat onions before the clean out if you want any bits of onions in your sauce! Popcorn if you want any kernel shells for added texture. If you're lucky and have pin worms you can use them as parmesan and sprinkle them on top of your dish! If you don't have any pin worms on hand scratching off some dandruff onto the food has the same effect! pants and helocopter farts in nearby cat's face One last thing you can add is a sprinkle of pee pee poo poo dust as just a little enhancer!☺️Tee hee~ Bone apple feet!

.....what?

[ackerfics]

Hi Rory! Random question here lmao. What do you think a relationship between Levi and his shy and reserved SO would look like?

Hope you're having a nice day ❤️

hey hey hey, darling <33 i hope you have an amazing day as well owo

levi with shy and reserved s/o will bring out the former's more affable nature. how you two came to be in a relationship was a complete mystery to others but levi knows it was him who approached you first. it wasn't even a meet-cute moment because neither of you took the chance to talk, having paired with each other for an university orientation activity, with levi waiting for any chance to start a conversation (which is rare even for him) while you were trying so hard not to fidget too much. it's been two years since that happened and here you are, living with him in a cozy apartment.

being in a relationship with you allows levi to freely show his softer side to the public. though they may not be noticeable to others, you know through these little actions that he's willing to take baby steps with you. if the two of you hang out with the rest of your friends, levi will never leave your side. if he sees you wanting to join in on the conversation because hange and isabel are talking about a band that you're listening to, levi will make a comment to engage you to talk, like "love, you listen to them, right? you told me their third album is your favorite one time" and that will spur hange and isabel to pull you in with their bright dispositions. the entire time you're hanging out with the friend group, levi's body is facing you despite you sitting just beside him. he'll sometimes let you lean closer to him, his head lightly dipping for you to whisper in his ear. he doesn't care if others tease him for it, as long as you're comfortable, it's perfectly fine for him.

levi will never cross a line when it comes to physical contact. he knows that with the smallest brush of his lips on your cheek, you'll immediately tense even if the sensation is affectionate. with that, levi carefully asks you if it's okay to kiss you or hold your hand --- your heart swells every time he does so. he'll slowly lean forward, gauging your reaction before he places his lips on yours. he doesn't deepen the kiss even though you're kissing him back because it might overwhelm you. he associates you with a kitten every time you kiss back because you make the tiniest movements against his lips that it makes his heart clench at how adorable you are. he has this habit of brushing the tip of his nose against yours after every kiss, his voice dropping in a whisper, "was that too much?" the relief he feels when you answer no makes him smile, letting you bury your face in the crook of his neck when you're becoming too flustered, his low laughs echoing against your temple.

[nanamisflowerfield]

Nanami-san! Here's your usual pairing scenarios from me!

Pairing is... Leona x Royal Guard Lioness!MC

It's a celebration in Afterglow Savanah and MC is having bad flashbacks from the last years. All the clothings she wore were either itchy or too tight! So she decided to break the fashion standard by wearing something special. How is it special? It's her mother's work!

Also Leona's pride is breaking here~

Leona: Can I take a look now? *Smirks*

MC: Just a second!

Leona: Really? 'Cause I'm getting impatient~

MC: Wait! *Still fixing her clothes* Okay! You can turn around!

Leona: Okay how is- Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............. *Eyes becomes dilated from looking at her*

MC: Like it? *Poses*

Leona: A... suit?

MC: Yup! It's special. My mom made it and dad helped! *Turning around to show him the entire suit*

Leona: I mean *Puts hand on his chin* You look cool... Breaking the fashion standards, big move really I- *speechless*

MC: Leona?

Leona: Dang, if I can- Just, if I can do such. i can't believe I'm saying this, but if I can I would scream to the world just how cool my bodyguard is *Chuckles*

MC: Oh *Blushes but hides it by keeping a calm face* Thanks... Thanks a lot

Leona: You know, you might even become the country's "girl crush"

MC: Oh please, I'm not an idol *scoffs playfully*

Leona: Still, you can still be the girl crush even if you're not an idol. And if that ever happens, I might be the one protecting you instead *Smirks*

MC: Whatever your highness *Rolls her eyes and chuckles*

Leona: Aw come on, like you said it's your mom's work, and you know how much I respect your parents. If you ever become the big talk of Afterglow Savanah don't be surprised, your mom is known for many talents, like you.

MC: Leona I swear to the Great Sevens- *Blushes*

Leona: *Laughs* But hey, trust me. You'll rock that suit, girls would be having their jaws drop the moment they see you walk in the venue.

MC: Hmmm... I guess you're right *Chuckles*

Reference for the suit.

This is Moonbyul, she's a Kpop idol and a member of the girl group MAMAMOO (They're also considered as the girl crush of South Korea OwO) and she's a QUEEN!

MC and her ability to even break Leona with just her looks in a great suit!!✨ I am so proud of her!!

[stellocchia]

My problem with overconfident people, especially on Tumblr, is because they think they are morally superior to everyone, and that gets into their head to the point that they start to just accuse people of vile crimes without evidence or second thought

Like, those types people who you feel would fit perfectly in the hellhole that is the commentary community on YouTube, those people.

They don't care about people getting hurt they just want to play the game of "let's see who's morally superior today owo"

Oh yeah, I mean, I'm not sure that's due to overconfidence though.

The climate on the internet sort of encourages that sort of behavior. I mean, Twitter is possibly the most renowned one for that behavior, but it's also definitely not the only platform that encourages it.

The problem often is that the internet, as much as it facilitates the spread of information, it does so tenfold for misinformation. Someone claimes something inflammatory because they want to be angry and people believe them because the original post is worded in a way that makes them enraged enough to believe it's true.

It's a cycle of misinformation feeding into itself.

And the biggest issue is that a lot of people aren't taught how to search for reliable information to discern some bullsh*t statement they read about from decently believable ones. And often the subject of whatever is being talked about isn't something the person themselves is an expert on (because most of us are maybe experts in one thing if that) which makes it even harder to discern the two.

Add to that the whole... internet activism so to say and you have a cocktail for disaster. Now, there is nothing wrong with spreading awareness about certain issues on the internet of course. The problem comes from when you assume that everyone has the same access to information as you do and has seen the same resources you have.

Because then, when people inevitably slip up and make a mistake out of genuine ignorance you'll tend to just assume malice and read their every mistake as intentionally malicious. Which will elicit from you a much more toxic response than needed and make it harder for the person to actually learn what they did wrong and why it was wrong.

That said, a lot of people who are involved in this sort of behavior are young. Not all of them, of course, but a lot are teenagers. And teenagers do tend to see the world a lot more in black and white. And, as my dad always said, that's perfectly fine for their age, and we shouldn't judge teens for acting like teens. It's ridiculous. All we can do is wait for them to grow past that phase and that's it. They're kids, they aren't unchanging assholes set in their ways. Most of them aren't gonna start a cult or a commentary youtube channel, they're just very opinionated and still growing and learning how to express it.

[hanniejji]

OIKAWA AND KUROO AS OLDER BROTHERS

[ oikawa tooru x y/n ] [ kuroo tetsurou x y/n ]

anon: hiii! its my first time requesting something from you so im a bit nervous hehe... i really love your stuff especially the headcanons of the miya twins, kita, suna and sakusa as older brothers (i wish my older brother was more like them sksksk). if it’s not too much to ask, can i pls request something like that but with oikawa, kuroo and bokuto? 🥺

note: y'all lovin these brother headcanons because i love them too gksbfos i wish they were my siblings too ma'am :'( i did bokuto's here! | m.list

warnings: non

OIKAWA TOORU

little shit

the annoying brother that your friends like but you always say "no, they suck"

loves you to bits but will also hate you for the smallest shit

we stan a love and hate sibling relationship :')

showers you with affection!

you don't like hugs? too bad, he's tackling you with those strong arms

you don't like kisses? sorry, tooru can't hear you over the loud smooches he's leaving on your cheeks uwu

will whine if you don't come to. his practices fhsorwi

also very supportive!!

he loves learning about your likes and hobbies! he wants to be a big part of your life because you already are to him, so he does a lot of things that will show his appreciation and love for you uwu u better do that same :<

when you show the tiniest bit of affection, he brags about it to his friends fkshto

"y/n-chan just congratulated me!!! :'D"

LOVES IT IF U COME TO HIS PRACTICE OR GAMES

"OH MY GOD MY LIL SIBLING IS HERE"

"gotta impress them!"

"THIS ONE'S FOR YOU MY BABY SISTER/BROTHER"

he's embarrassing im so sorry :D

he's also a protective puppy gieofe

growls and glares at anyone that bothers you or comes near you

iwa and tooru are the y/n protection squad :D

KUROO TETSUROU

cool brother number 2

teases you too but not too much fjsof

he makes it a weekly routine to go out with you or take you to your favorite cafe or to some. place he saw that he thought you'd like uwu

moms you

"have you eaten lunch yet? here, take some of mine, you'll need it"

"do you need help with homework? c'mere, i'll teach you"

"wait! bring this jacket with you!"

where can i get a kuroo :)

also loves judging people with you by his side fbsof

you probably have that sibling telepathy going on lmao he doesn't need you to tell him you want ice cream on text he'll buy one if he passes by a convenience store

gave you a cat for your birthday :D

lets you borrow his clothes because he knows you love it

will freak out if you haven't replied to his text or answered his calls :(

loves hugging the life out of you and pulling you up for a bit maybe even do a twirl if he misses you uwu

communicates in meme language with u

knows you so well he doesn't have to ask shit or to see if you're doing well or not, it's his big brother senses owo

[nonsensical-twistedriddles]

{ 𝒶 𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓉𝓁𝑒 𝒻𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝑜𝒻 𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓃 : umbrella scenarios 🌧️}

𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓈

idia shroud

jade leech

malleus draconia

alternate ending : malleus draconia

You slump against the articulately carved entrance of the school building, its stone edges poking at you through your clothes. You pick at your nails while staring out into the rain that thundered through the stone pavements and focused on the silhouettes of buildings in the orange haze (a whisper of the fading daylight) just beyond. Water droplets splatter across the ground, sometimes landing squarely onto your leather loafers and adding to the littered beads that had already decorated it's dark smoothness. You would have shrunk away to preserve durability but the spangle of rain, with their little twinkling, reminded you of stars and, with it splayed against the black of its vamps, the night sky.

You had forgotten to bring an umbrella to school. You thought you had but you must’ve remembered wrong. You wouldn’t have stayed later than usual to study if you had known. Is this the world’s way of telling me I shouldn’t be putting in any effort in my academics? you wonder bitterly.

With it being so late, most of the students had already returned to their dorms. You had no one you knew who was still at the building. You have messaged a couple of your friends for help but if they haven’t replied to you yet telling you that they were busy, they left you on read. 

If no one comes, you do have a plan to run into the downpour and risk catching a cold. You just wanted to stay for a while more in hopes of a knight in shining armor.

Idia was no knight in shining armor. 

If anything he’d rather not be a part of this fairytale but, after accidentally opening your text message while playing a rhythm game (instead of pressing the brightly coloured disks on screen, he tapped on the notification that popped up out of nowhere and exited his game), Ortho pushed him to help you out. Reluctantly, he stalked over to the school entranceway in his oversized hoodie with an umbrella in his hand; a gloomier unimpressive take of a chevalier that walked on foot and nibbled on the skin of his lips instead of valiantly dashing to your rescue on a white stallion.

Rain dripped down from the tips of his umbrella then landed on bits of his hair with a hiss. His anxiousness grew with each fizzle. I shouldn’t have come, he thought to himself as he catches sight of you in the distance, Maybe I could run off before they can see me.

Too late. His glowing stands must’ve caught your attention and your gaze rises to meet his. “Idia!” you call out to him, springing up from where you sat with a smile. He clenches his grip around the umbrella handle at the sound of your voice. You said his name so warmly that the dim light of his hair shifts from its somber blue to a popping red. Your eyes widen at the sight of it, clearly amazed by the spectacle. “Woah! I didn’t know you could do that! That is so cool!”

He flushes a shade brighter at your words. Though he was undeniably embarrassed, some small part of him puffed out in pride of his incandescent fluster.

Hehe, they think I’m cool.

Jade was busy waiting tables in the Monstrolounge when he received your text message. The dinging of his phone pulled him out of his focus which reflected into a poor performance.

After serving a few wrong orders, a slightly miffed Azul came up to him and forced him to leave. "You're done for the day," Azul said stiffly, giving him a hard look, "I don't need you here if you'll keep on messing up." And with that, his dorm leader left him. He hadn't planned for it to happen and would probably have to figure out a way to make it up to Azul later but he was grateful that he was taken out of his shift. 

He emerges out of the Octavinelle dorm mirror and heads over to the school building, taking an embarrassingly bright pink umbrella with him. He would have preferred to use one less… eye-catching but this was the only one he could find. Still, he walks with a straight-backed grace, as if he was accustomed to the human body.

When he sees your sitting figure in the distance, he smiles at your dazed expression. Whatever you were staring at, he couldn't tell. What he could tell was that you were at ease. You didn't even notice him walking up to you until he spoke. "I'm sorry for making you wait long," he says, snapping you out of your trance. You look up to him through thick lashes, surprised. Your widened eyes make his pulse skitter and soon he's laughing to himself.

"Did I spook you~?" he asks, flashing you with a grin tinged with wickedness as the shadows from being under his frilly pink umbrella make his eyes seem to light up from the fading sunlight.

Your nose wrinkles. "No," you reply, "What could possibly be scary about a guy with a frilly pink umbrella?"

He blinks down at the text message, surprised to even see you sending him one. You were friends. He knew that, but for you to ask him for a favour… It felt strangely surreal to him. He almost didn't believe it to be true if not for Lilia, who came by, saw the message and congratulated him on his "blossoming friendship".

Before Malleus could leave you a reply, his phone starts acting up. Most likely because of the unbridled electricity that sizzled in his bones. So, he rushes out of his room as quietly as he could, staying away from the crowds of dorm members that lurked the halls and careful not to alert Sebek or Silver of his leave. 

Once he steps out of the Diasomnia mirror, he shuffles over to the entrance of the hall with a giddiness bubbling inside his chest. Somehow, the thought of going over to pick you up felt oddly exciting. He couldn't explain it, the sensation. Maybe if he could ask you— 

He stops himself an inch away from the pouring rain, the giddiness in him flickering out. He had forgotten to bring an umbrella. 

He should've remembered to bring one on the way out. Now, it was too risky to go back to the dorm and get one, especially if his bodyguards managed to notice his absence (which they already must've). 

I'll have to make one then, he thinks to himself, already looking around for anything he could use. He spots a tree branch close enough to the entrance and picks it up. It curved a bit to the side but Malleus thought it would be good enough to use. It takes little to no effort for him to fashion the branch into an umbrella with magic; he makes the branch grow leaves out of its end in the shape of a canopy. After confirming that there were no holes for water to drip through, Malleus sets out to pick you up, humming with joy.

alternate ending

Malleus couldn’t escape from Sebek’s over-protectiveness.

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hello hello ! another one of these rare end of the piece author’s notes to surprise y’all. it took me a while to figure out what noun to use for the state of being flustered. at first i thought it was “flusteredness” while writing it up last night but then i took to the internet in the morning and realized it was “fluster” i’m big dumb i forgot that it could be used as a noun sorry i've been away 😔 i've been grinding for gems for days. i tried to write but was always discouraged to continue. hopefully by finishing this piece, i'll have my drive back owo)/

[kirishwima]

First of all I'm so happy I'll get to see more of your writing again! And as for the request could I get some domestic fluff headcanons for Vanderwood? I don't think I've seen you writing for him before so I'm excited what you'll come up with for him, since i think you potray the characters really well ❤

hey! thank you for the kind words ;; i’ve only shared a couple headcanons for Vanderwood before, I don’t think I’ve ever really written anything for them :o also i’ll be using they/them pronouns for them since I don’t think their gender is ever solely specified in the game ^^

* They’re...really not a very touchy-feely-mushy kind of person. Not that they don’t crave affection, they do, they just...have a hard time expressing it

* It’s the funniest and cutest thing whenever they sit down on the couch with MC and they just sit a respectable distance away, their arms folded as they stare at MC with a frown. It was a little jarring at first, but now MC realises that’s just Vanderwood’s way of asking for cuddles lmao

* They are a clean freak and will not tolerate messiness. They’re not mean about it or anything (not with MC at least-with 707 it’s a different story lmao), but they will religiously arrange a day of the week where they and MC clean every inch of their home, and they’ll always make sure drawers and cabinets are organised so everything is easy to find.

* Whenever MC does little things for them like cooking something before Vanderwood gets home and waiting for them to eat dinner together, or when they massage their shoulders after a long day, they appreciate it more than they’ll ever be able to show. They’ll grab MC by the waist and kiss them, and hope that shows how thankful they are to have MC in their life lmao.

* If 707 ever tries to come visit them and MC, Vanderwood will simply close the door and let 707 grumble and knock on it until MC laughs and lets him in, much to Vanderwood’s dismay (only not really; they’ve come to love this genius idiot like a brother but they vehemently refuse to show it, except to MC who knows how much they worry over Seven and his well-being).

* They won’t give up smoking, but if MC’s uncomfortable with it, they’ll always make sure to go outside to smoke so the smell won’t stick in the house. Plus, they’ll smoke menthols and chew gum or brush their teeth so MC won’t be deterred by the smell of smoke to kiss them OwO

* They’re NOT a morning person. If you don’t give them their morning dose of caffeine within the first 30 minutes of them waking up, they will be grumpy for the rest of the day.

* That being said, if MC brings them a cup of coffee in bed and kisses them awake they sure as heck won’t mind becoming a morning person hehe~

-Send me a mystic messenger character + a headcanon if you want me to write about them~-

[monst]

OwO not a completely thirsty ask but Bakugou would totally challenge you at games he knows you'll lose, always with the conditions of "If you win, I'll do whatever you want. If I win, you'll do whatever I want". Wink wink he might request thirsty things.

Bakugou's vermilion orbs glanced in your direction a smirk playing at his lips. You looked miserable. Your eyes watered and you breathed through your mouth with difficulty. However, when you noticed the look he gave you, you steeled your nerves and, took another bite of the hot fruit.

"You look a little red there (Name). There's no shame in calling it quits and drinking the glass of milk." He teased.

"Like fucking hell I will!" You hissed tears beginning to stream down your face. Not soon after you caved. You really couldn't handle the burn on your lips anymore and with a cry of the slurred word 'dammit' you chugged the milk. Emptying the glass.

You glared at Bakugou in annoyance and slight apprehension. After all he had won. And, you had no clue what he had prepared for you..... His silence wasn't helping your nerves.

"Stop staring and spit it out already what do you want??!?" You huffed in frustration.

"I've always wanted fucking do this." He grinned.

You paled. You didn't have a say in anything when Bakugou shoved a skimpy Ground Zero costume into your hands. It was then that you realized that the asshole knew he'd win from the get go. As you begrudgingly tugged the tight material on you noticed how short the skirt really was.

"Katsuki were not going outside right?" You had asked nervously. He didn't answer instead he turned you around and placed a dark mask on your face effectively cutting off your vision.

"K-katsuki" you whined when you felt him tug you out the house.

"Your fine princess just let me guide you." He soothed making red flags wave inside your minds eye.

It wasn't a long walk and you had finally reached your destination. Your guess was someone's home since Bakugou had unlocked a door.

Without warning you were hoisted up onto what you guessed was a table. A gasp escaping your lips when the cold wood met the exposed skin of your back.

"Katsuki w-where are we???" You asked nervously.

"Somewhere." He snickered his hands easily parting your legs. While you didn't like his answer you were quieted when his hands ran up your legs, up your thighs and to your breasts.

Your back arched off the table when he took them into his hands his fingers teasing your nipples through the fabric. Pretty soon he grew bored of it and ripped the material in half exposing your bear chest to the elements.

His lips left bites and kisses down your neck and chest while his fingers busied themselves with teasing your clothed sex. He took his time tracing your lips through the material. Ever so often he'd graze your clit filling you with need.

"K-katsuki" you moaned when his fingers tugged the material of your panties to the side. His fingers teased your slit getting covered in your slick.

"Your already so fucking wet and we haven't even done anything" he teased.

"Shut up." You pouted letting him tug the panties off your legs. Not that you knew but he had tossed them behind him. He grabbed your plush thighs and pulled your body closer. You felt heat rise to your face as his mouth was parallel with your cunt.

You couldn't help but cry out when his tongue ran up your lips to swirl around your clit. His fingers prodded at your entrance and he spoke. "Yeah babe that it. Be as loud as you fucking want. As a matter of fact beg. Fucking beg for it."

You squealed and moaned when his fingers entered you there thickness stretching you out pleasantly. The stimulation was good but you wanted something longer something thicker.

"Ah~ fuck Tsuki!" You mewled as his mouth worked on your pussy. He ate you like he was starving each move of his fingers or tongue touching you in all the right places.

When his fingers curled inside of you your head went back and you yelped his name. Your fingers came up to tweak your nipples as he sucked on your clit.

"Ngh Katsuki!! Fuck I'm so close mmmm" you were unbarred praises falling from your lips at every touch he graced you with. You felt the coil in your loins expand with each caress and without warning your body spasmed with the onslaught of your orgasm.

From your lips tumbled out phrases ranging from how good he was to how much you wanted him inside of you. It was then that you felt the thick head of his cock brush across your folds.

"Don't fucking tease" you moaned trying to push him inside you. Your pussy clenching in anticipation.

"Fucking wait. I want you to fucking see me fucking you senseless." You could hear the smirk in his voice.

And it was then that he removed your blindfold. Your eyes adjusted to the light and you realized where you were. You were on a kitchen table. But not just any kitchen table it was one you knew well.

That was when you saw him. Green eyes blown wide in shock, his jaw slack. Your own eye mirrored his but before you could say his name Bakugou plunged into you. You could only wrench your eyes shut and moan at the amazing feeling of being filled and stretched by your lover.

You'll apologize to Midoriya later.....